#SCP-2241

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Anomalous Employment Division

Description: As new anomalies appear in our world and other worlds, the ones we are already familiar with only get older and older. Thus, there's leaves three options for said anomalies leave them be, decommission and therefore Neutralize them, or utilize them. For those that can and should be utilized rather than neutralized they are debriefed here at the AED.

The AED is the dedicated to showing the more humane side of the Foundation by giving the contained anomalies a chance to benefit humanity rather than putting it in danger. As such the AED only works with sentient, humanoid, and non-hostile anomalies. All other anomalies are not in the jurisdiction of the AED. It should also be noted that SCPs debriefed by the AED are to no longer be referred to as my their SCP number or Code Name, instead they will be referred to by the names they originally had or the ones they chose for themselves. Upon completion of any training, augmentations, and treatment needed they will be referred to as Foundation Staff with Class F status. Class F status implies a Foundation staff member that has been affected by anomalous properties but is to not be contained, instead use their anomalous properties to further benefit the Foundation if at all possible.

SCP's commissioned:

- SCP-040/ Name: Dr. Evolution/ Current Age: 24/ Condition: Given Foundation lotion to prevent harm form UV rays and potential diseases. Trained by Foundation evolutionary biologists to understand her powers better/ Affiliation: Cryptozoology Division.

- SCP-049/ Name: Dr. Haselhurst/ Current Age: Unknown (Immortal)/ Condition: Begrudgingly agreed to work alongside the Foundation and only focus on the Pestilence as a side project rather than his main goal, is given a single Class-D every week as per agreement/ Affiliation: Fire Suppression Department - Biology and Health Division.

- SCP-053/ Name: Abby Johnson/ Current Age Biologically: 20/ Current Age Correctly: Unknown (Immortal)/ Condition: Is given a supplement to help her age like a normal human, at least until she reaches the age of 21. Is currently studying with the Fire Suppression Department to one day work with them. Is only allowed to visit SCP-682 once a month or more when testing is involved/ Affiliation: Understudy for Fire Suppression Department - Containment and Security Division.

- SCP-073/ Name: Agent Cain/ Current Age: Unknown (Immortal)/ Condition: is give regular therapy by Dr. Talic and has been equipped with [data expunged] allowing him to turn off his powers when not on missions/ Affiliation: MTF Alpha-9.

- SCP-076-2/ Name: Agent Able/ Current Age: Unknown (Immortal)/ Condition: [data expunged]. Despite this, he is to only be deployed as a last resort, and never when Agent Thompson or Agent Cain is present/ Affiliation: MTF Alpha-9.

- SCP-105/ Name: Agent Thompson Captain Iris Clef/ Current Age: 41/ Condition: Given a newly furnished room and complete freedom to wander Site-[data expunged] and has been promised to not only be properly trained but also better treated by Foundation staff. New equipment has also been promised as well as freedom to visit her friend Agent Victoria and her girlfriend wife Dr. Clef/ Affiliation: MTF Captain of Alpha-9 Division Dagger.

- SCP-134/ Name: Dr. Stella Starchild/ Current Age: 40/ Condition: Given an augmentation surgery to her ears to allow her to better percive her surroundings. She still can’t see but is able to tell where objects are and how to avoid bumping into people. She doesn’t like to talk so instead, she was taught ASL, JSL, CSL, BSL, and FSL. Had a particular interest with Theology and thus was taught in the subject as well/ Affiliation: Department of Tactical Theology.

- SCP-166/ Dr. Meri Clef/ Current Age: 43/ Condition: given a necklace made by the Foundation that is able to suppress her anomalous abilities without harming her in any way/ Affiliation: Fire Suppression Department - Psychology and Therapy Division.

- SCP-191/ Name: Agent Cidney Victoria/ Current Age: 40/ Condition: Given several surgeries with the regenerative cybernetic flesh of Tau-5 units and thus she now has their capabilities, their strength, their speed, their regeneration, their immunity, and can now talk. She still doesn't need to eat but does so out of joy/ Affiliation: MTF Tau-5.

- SCP-239/ Name: Dr. Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir (Agent Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir)/ Current Age: 38/ Condition: Received therapy from Dr. Corvio and Dr. [data expunged]. Later trained to properly control her powers by MTF Hecate-A: Real Magic/ Affiliation: Department of Technology, Alchemy, Science, Magic and Warfare (Mobile Task Force Commander of Hecate-A: Real Magic - Oracles Third Eye.)

- SCP-347/ Name: Agent Claudia Rains/ Current Age: 56/ Condition: Reluctantly trained by MTF Specialists in covert operations, hand to hand, and close quarters combat/ Affiliation: Spy Agent for MTF Delta-5 and MTF Alpha-9.

- SCP-507/ Name: Agent John Hopper/ Current Age: Unknown (Assumed to be in 40s or 50s)/ Condition: Was given a Collar made with vibration crystals and created by the DTASMW to keep him in our reality. He can now only jump into other realities when he wants too. Like before he is still immune to the hazards of other realties. Given monthly therapy sessions with Doctor Rover/ Affiliation: Emergency agent of MTF Alpha-9 Division Dagger.

- SCP-590/ Name: Dr. Thomas Jack Shaw/ Current Age: 43/ Condition: Has been given a Foundation supplement that restores his health should he ever use his powers. Has been taught by Dr. Haselhurst and Dr. MacQuoid in medical science and how to use advanced Foundation medical tools, equipment, and medicine. Regularly sees Dr. Clef to ensure his mental health doesn't deteriorate/ Affiliation: Fire Suppression Department - Biology and Health Division.

- SCP-734/ Name: Agent David Founder/ Current Age 15/ Condition: Raised by two AFA-3's designed to be immune to his powers. Taught him the values of life, the SCP Foundation, and the great use of his powers. Is given regular psyche evaluations by Dr. Corvio/ Affiliation: Mobile Task Force Alpha-9

- SCP-1360/ Name: Agent Hector/ Current Age: Unknown/ Condition: [Data Expunged]/ Affiliation: MTF Tau-5.

- SCP-1985/ Name: Agent Jacqueline Johnson/ Current Age: 42/ Condition: Given complete control of the anomalous abilities of the device through Dr. Stefansdottir. She can now travel to any reality she likes and temporarily alter her body to become accustomed to that reality or gain abilities that are considered common place within that reality/ Affiliation: Field Agent within the Department of the Impossible.

- SCP-2118/ Name: Researcher Carly Love/ Current Age: 14/ Condition: Given a mask that suppresses her anomalous outbursts; has been given different masks with different styles for fashion purposes. Has been adopted by Dr. Susan Love and sees Dr. Talic on a monthly basis/ Affiliation: Understudy for Department of Universal Affairs.

- SCP-2192/ Name: Researcher Milaya Atomic/ Current Age: 13/ Condition: Has been given bath bombs containing chemicals that sooth her damaged body and with time should give her new skin. If this doesn't work, she is to be given a full body bio suit that will act as her skin. There is also the construction of her armor that should allow her to control the radiation emitted from her body. Regularly receives training from Agent Wells and psyche evaluations from Dr. Talic/ Affiliation: Understudy for the Anomalous Employment Division.

- SCP-2241/ Name: Cameron Crusader/ Current Age: 10/ Condition: Receives training from Dr. Stefansdottir and therapy sessions from Dr. Clef/ Affiliation: Future candidate for MTF Alpha-9 Division Sword.

- SCP-2273/ Name: Captain Alexei Belitrov/ Current Age: 55/ Condition: Received proper therapy from Dr. Carvio and the suit was repaired and upgraded by the Department of Technology, Alchemy, Science, Magic and Warfare. He is now able to take suit off and on at will/ Affiliation: Captain of MTF Alpha-9 Division Sword.

- SCP-2639/ Names: Agent GRRGRL, Agent WTF_STFU, Agent BOOGER/ Condition: Thanks to the Church of Maxwellism the Foundation was able to manifest immortal bodies for each of them that will simply respawn in an area close to where they died. They can now even see the world for what it is and are even able to interact with the world normally and modify their bodies to appear how they want. They can also manifest any SCP-2639-B item they desire at any time they want. SCP-2639-C has also been upgraded to ensure that the three of them won’t have to worry about death by other means. Furthermore, the Church of Maxwellism also made [data expunged] to ensure that if the computer does get destroyed the three of them will simply go to [data expunged] which is a sort of digital afterlife for Maxwellists/ Affiliation: MTF-Omega-9 (Sometimes works with MTF Tau-5)

- SCP-3293/ Name: Cooper Wells/ Current Age: 12/ Condition: Trained by Dr. Stefansdottir to understand and control his anomalous abilities. Has secretly received memetic therapy to regulate his chaotic behavior and desire to create more complex and often destructive devices/ Affiliation: Future candidate for MTF Alpha-9

- SCP-4051/ Name: Agent Rainer Miller/ Current Age: 30/ Condition: Trained by Foundation medics to understand the contents of medicine so he could manifest them, trained by Foundation engineers to understand phones and other useful devices, and trained by Foundation MTF’s to better understand melee and firearm weapons. like all approved by the AED is allowed to visit his family when not on missions and has his abilities suppressed. is also regularly given therapy by Dr. Clef/ Affiliation: Agent of MTF-Alpha-9 Division Sword.

- SCP-4494/ Name: The Specter/ Current Age: Unknown/ Condition: Was given a [data expunged] to allow him to [data expunged] as to prevent another “breakdown of the concept of crime” scenario form happening as well as a [data expunged] so that the Foundation can contact him on missions, especially ones relating to his anomalous state/ Affiliation: Agent of MTF Alpha-9 Division Sword.

- SCP-4818/ Name: Leora Lightfoot/ Current Age: 20/ Condition: Was trained by Agent Wells to control her powers/ Affiliation: Agent of MTF Alpha-9 Division Sword.

- SCP-5239/ Name: Blane Veers/ Current Age: 21/ Condition: Given Therapy sessions by Dr. Clef. Trained in MTF tactics and many types of thaumaturgic spells and rituals/ Affiliation: Captain of MTF Beta-777.

- SCP-5419/ Name: Quincy Koothrapali/ Current Age: 9/ Condition: Given weekly therapy sessions by Dr. Clef. Also trained in MTF tactics and war strategies/ Affiliation: Future candidate for MTF Demeter-4.

- SCP-6101/ Name: Ethan Prosper/ Current Age: 5/ Condition: Non-Anomalous currently, but thanks to SCP-[data expunged] we know he will gain anomalous abilities by the age of 9. Though of course this might not happen as most things given The Reset, but until he becomes of age, the Foundation will continue to monitor him/ Affiliation: Civilian life. Future Candidate for MTF Alpha-9 Division Spear.

- SCP-AAS/ Name: Agent McGee Commander Charlie Wells/ Current Age: 48/ Condition: trained to control her power and unleash her full potential without hurting others/ Affiliation: MTF Alpha-9. (Sometimes works with MTF Epsilon-9)

- SCP-ABL/ Name: Dr. Mathew Wells/ Current Age: 43/ Condition: Receives therapy on a biweekly basis with Dr. Corvio, given gloves by the DTASMW that allow him to heal anyone regardless of their religious affiliation and won't cause him to change at all/ Affiliation: Fire Suppression Department - Biology and Health Division.

- SCP-ACP/ Name: Dr. Carrie Yalemin/ Current Age: 24/ Condition: Has been cured of her mental trauma and her life is no longer under the influence of the Scarlet King thanks to Project [data expunged] created by Dr. Zeek/ Affiliation: Department of Tactical Theology.

- SCP-ACV/ Name Emily Valant/ Current Age: 39/ Condition: Her twin SCP-ACV-2 has been forced under a medical procedure to make him clinically braindead. She has inherited all his abilities as a result without his psychotic behavior. Still regularly sees Dr. Rover for therapy sessions on a month basis/ Affiliation: Personal trainer and tutor of new recruits for MTF Alpha-9.

- SCP-AGC/ Name: Agent Tree Gelbman/ Current Age: 29/ Condition: Given medical treatment for the recoil of her abilities and therapy from Dr. Rover. Train in basic and some advanced military combat skills and tactics/ Affiliation: Member of MTF Alpha-9 Division "Shield"

- SCP-AGT/ Name: Agent Jodie Jaden Holems/ Current Age: 33/ Condition: Given proper housing for himself and his four friends as well as their newborn child they are raising together. Also was given the ability to transition from female to male thanks to Dr. Zeek/ Affiliation: Member of MTF Hecate-Alpha "Real Magic" Division "Sorcerer's Staff".

- SCP-AKT/ Name: Agent Matilda Honey/ Current Age: 34/ Conditon: Given proper housing for herself and her adoptive mother. Was allowed to take on her dream job as a school teacher for children within the Foundation/ Affiliation: Member of MTF Alpha-9 "Last Hope" Division "Shield", part time teacher of the Foundation.

- SCP-ASZ/ Name: Cody Morgan/ Current Age: 16/ Condition: Has been given therapy on a weekly basis by Dr. Corvio. Trained by Dr. Stefansdottir to keep his powers in check and better control them/ Affiliation: Future candidate for MTF Alpha-9 Division Spear.

- SCP-AZJ/ Name: Agent David McGowan/ Current Age: 37/ Condition: Received monthly therapy from Dr. Talic and special training form Agent Wells to keep him sane and his powers strong. Affiliation: Agent of MTF Alpha-9 Division Dagger (Sometimes works with MTF Delta-5)

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End Note: By Order of the 05 Council even after being processed by the AED certain anomalies are still required to do cross testing and other experiments. However, there will be more leniency with regards to protocol “Anomalous Lives Matter” as well as the fact that they are Foundation staff now.

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SCP: HMF - Departments and Divisions Hub

[tentakilly]

Day 9 of SCP art inspired by songs I like! Today is Mr Fox and the Disheartened Girl by Ferry and SCP-2241!

[simply-sammm]

cuales son tus scp favoritos :o?

SCP 073

SCP 076

SCP 049, SCP 890 y SCP 208 (mis doctores favoritos)

SCP 2241 y SCP 191

SCP 734

SCP 999

SCP 2295

SCP 131

SCP 166

[rosiefairlands]

Hi SCP Tumblr I missed y’all have Batch 5 :3

Probably my last SCP batch for now considering I may be busy with school stuff but that doesn’t mean I’m done with SCP probably just a small break lol.

Sigurrós and Cameron are the bebys though love them.

[monigote001]

Can ya draw SCP-2241?

the boyyy

[cerulean-dreams-18]

(Pls click because tumblr ruined the quality) I decided to combine my two biggest hyper-fixations and created a Wings of Fire SCP AU!! Basically all the SCPs and staff exist but they're all WOF dragons!! So far I have Stella (134), and Sigurros(239)!!

Stella is a Nightwing, because c'mon, what else would she be? She has all the typical Nightwing abilities, being able to breathe fire, camouflage at night, etc. She's of course blind like she is in canon, so she doesn't often fly in unfamiliar places unless she has help. She's had her moon earrings since she was discovered by the foundation, and her silver hoop earrings were given to her by her girlfriend Bridgette (191). They're animus touched by Cameron(2241) so that they ring whenever she walks or flies too close to a large object. She's slightly taller than average for a Nightwing, and slightly thin.

Sigurros is a Rainwing-Icewing hybrid. She does not have frost-breath or venom. She can't really change the color of her scales at will either, they just turn paler when she's sick or depressed, and a little brighter if her adrenaline is really pumping. She was hatched an animus dragon, but wished her animus powers away as a young dragonet as she found they weren't worth the pain and trouble. She's still able to hold her own against most dragons, however, because she's very large and physically strong, has serrated Icewing claws, and received extensive training from Clef as an older dragonet and young adult on how to defend herself. The golden chain around her neck is a gift that Clef and Kondraki made for her seventh hatchday, and her bestfriend Cameron used his animus powers so that a certain SCP is unable to harm her while she wears it. The ruby earrings were a gift from her girlfriend Emma(040).

I will make more characters, but for now have these two!

[mothervvoid]

ard talks about scp-5000

important note: scp-5000 is a work of fiction. it was created by the author Tanhony for the scp-5000 contest on the scp wiki, for which it became the winner. 

i will be referencing the declassified reddit post as well as >this< reddit post. 

have you ever heard the ballad of scp-5000? well if you haven’t i’ll give you a little summary here.

scp-5000 is a severely damaged suit called ‘the absolute exclusion harness’ that renders its wearer completely undetectable by man, machine and any entity supernatural, anomalous or otherwise. the suit appeared in scp-579′s containment chamber in a flash of light, severely damaged. its currently kept in a storage locker. but the suit isn’t whats important, the suit is merely a vehicle for the greater mystery here.

the suit contained the corpse of a man known as “pietro wilson” along with several files/journal entries written by wilson. only problem: pietro wilson is still alive, and still in the foundation’s employ, and more importantly: he doesn’t remember wearing the harness or writing those files.

we then launch into the story written within these files, trying to piece together just what the fuck is going on along with wilson as he makes his way across the country. he writes down what he sees, from the very first incident he encounters (his coworkers being killed by other foundation personnel that he, at first, believes are members of a GOI disguised as the foundation) to which scps have been released and the untold destruction of what the foundation has unleashed.

you see, the foundation has declared war on mankind. why, you ask? because of “IT”. 

“IT” is responsible for all of humanity’s pain, for humanity’s ability to feel pain and all of the negative aspects associated with it. “IT” tortures humans eternally, trapping their consciousnesses inside of their rotting bodies once they die to feed off of their shock and horror as they wither away. “IT” is in the consciousness of every living human, and apparently, the foundation doesn’t have enough of its magic “cure” to go around. their solution? kill everyone.

somewhere along the journey wilson acquired a briefcase (containing scp-055) that he doesn’t know how he came into ownership of, and is headed towards scp-579. he doesn’t know why, he just knows he has to get to scp-579. wilson does reach 579, but he dies in the process, throwing the briefcase at 579 as he plummets to the bottom of the hole its kept in. he ends his logs with this line:

Oh … so that's how it is.

LIFE SIGNS LOST

the actual scp article ends here too, with a lengthy bit of blank space between the final log and the footnotes. if you open up the source code, you can actually find a hidden conversation, but we’re not here to talk about the ARG elements that tanhony very cleverly worked into scp-5000′s article, we’re here to talk about what it all means.

My Theory.

several people have put forward their own theories on what’s going on. the declassified article postulates the entity, the eponymous “IT” that lurks in our collective unconsciousness, is not just responsible for pain but empathy--meaning humanity’s nature is a byproduct of whatever it needs to feed off of us. their “cure” is a set of cognitohazardous images that apparently “releases” the viewer’s mind from “IT”. 

but to me there’s just... something so OFF about how the foundation goes about this. if the entity feeds off of humanity’s pain, why is the foundation’s response to... cause more pain.

let me explain. in order to fight their war against humanity, the foundation decides to use their many anomalous creatures and items to help. for example: they release scp-682, they ask mr. deeds (scp-662) to assassinate people, they release the flesh that hates (scp-610) into major population centers. they released pictures of scp-096 onto social media, they weaponized cameron (scp-2241), they run propaganda using scp-1370, they release the builder bear (scp-1048) into paris. this isn’t even all of them. all of these scps were released to do the maximum amount of harm possible, and you know what else all these scps are causing? pain. 

but the foundation is suppose to be doing this to free humanity from an entity that feeds off pain... right?

there’s a really interesting throwaway line in a log between a member of the GOC and a captured foundation agent. the GOC is currently holed up in ganzir, a city in the middle of the atlantic ocean that was meant to house humanity in the event of an apocalypse. here’s the quote:

“(...) No matter how many times you fire Able at her, Professor Crow's Europa will rip this place open before long. (...)“

Able. capital A. as in scp-076. that able. ignoring the question of why would the GOC work with an scp when their main mission is to destroy anomalies--why is able working with the GOC against the foundation? surely they would understand his psyche finally, now that they’re free of empathy and pain, right? 

now obviously it might just be that able was one of the scps originally released to wreak havoc along with the others, only to turn on the foundation out of anger at being imprisoned for so long. he might just want revenge. the GOC might have just been able (haha) to get their hands on able’s resurrection box-coffin and are just repeatedly firing him at whatever prof. crow’s “europa” is. obviously we’ll never know for sure, but it struck me as odd. 

because of all of these factors listed above, i want to put forward another idea: whatever “IT” is, the foundation might have found something cognitohazardous, and then spread it around as an apparent “cure”. dr. bright’s dialogue offers up some evidence to the affirmative: 

Pietro: The second file? You saw it? (stands) What was it?!

Girl: Woah, cool your jets, kid. We've got all the time in the world. They were just a bunch of images - eggs, trees, religious stuff. Didn't mean anything to me by themselves, but I guess they had something encoded in them. (...)

do you know what that sounds like? the daevites have symbols that can turn anyone to their cause upon viewing them, and the scp foundation has made a similar image (scp-2140). these are known as cognitohazards, artifacts that can manipulate the mind through sight. whatever “IT” was, it might have influenced the foundation, and the “cure” they made increased its effects. 

Final Thoughts.

scp-5000 is, in the end, a story that has no good ending, no matter what. the author of the declassified post theorizes that wilson throwing the briefcase containing scp-055 into scp-579 and resetting everything is the bad ending, because project PNEUMA is abandoned and “IT” will continue to lurk in the human collective unconscious. the author of the second linked reddit post, saying they don’t like scp-5000, theorizes empathy is what “IT” is responsible for, and that the story is needlessly nihilistic. 

even with my own theory, i don’t think scp-5000 has a good ending. and i don’t think it’s suppose to. scp-5000 is nihilistic horror. it’s suppose to stick with you, it’s suppose to make you think and it’s suppose to make you feel bad and uncomfortable. that’s the point!! and that’s okay. 

[arson-jellyfish69]

More SCP memes, the second is an incorrect quote by @incorrect-scp-cb-quotes

[ijumpbridges]

Guys! You giys have to see this fromt he wiki! It's adorable.

I teared up on how beautiful it was. It's kinda wholesome.

[narcoticwriter]

SCP-734 and SCP-2241: (exists)

The Ethics Committee: Ah yes, future assets to the Foundation.

The Foundation: But they're children-

The Ethics Committee:

[tentakilly]

Yall know SCP-2241 and SCP-2800?? Yea they my favs lol. Anyways I have some headcannons for them lol.

I’m gonna go Cactusman, then Camron, and the both of them.

SCP-2800

I think Cactusman is self aware. He knows he’s not all that useful and that he probably won’t ever be a real superhero. It damn well won’t stop him from trying though. Plus ultra ig.

He doesn’t really care that people call him Cactusman or Daniel. Any variation of Danny is off limits tho.

He’s gay. I dunno he just feels gay to me.

He doesn’t normally watch any magical girl shows but he thinks it’s cool there’s a whole genre of girls fighting monsters in pretty dresses.

SCP-2241:

His particular brand or reality bending looks like comic book pages and the Spiderverse movies.

They figured out you can placebo a reality anchor because of him.

He likes use his powers to pull stuff on the researchers. Nothing too harmful most of the time just stuff a 1st grader would come up with.

He’s too shy to talk to the other child anomalies. He’s just a lil baby who has a hard time making friends.

Both:

Camron essentially “adopted” Cactusman. He did a lil sneaking around and found Cactusman doing stuff and just started following him around. Apparently Cactusman doesn’t mind because now they’re essentially brothers.

Cactusman is now Camron’s babysitter when they’re not doing any testing on him.

They watch Minecraft videos together.

Camron has developed a slight Scottish accent lol.

[simply-sammm]

Ya tocaba dibujar una vez a mi hijo Miles.

[internethorrorfan]

Sally: do you ever play with the SCP kids?

Sally: "You bet! I like to play with Abby*, Stella*, Sigurrós* and Cameron* the most! I also love playing with 999 but he's technically not a kid. Funny story: The Foundation used to try and stop me from breaking in until Uncle Splendy forced, er, convinced them to let me do it!" 

*053, 134, 239 and 2241 respectively.

[that-spider-witch]

Dr. Glass: What scares you the most? :)

SCP-239: Werewolves!

SCP-053: Ghosts!

SCP-040: Monsters!

SCP-191: Sharks

SCP-134: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death...

SCP-2241: ...134

[cerulean-dreams-18]

Wings of Fire au headcannon: Sigs is very large and Cameron is pretty tiny, so sometimes he just likes to climb on top of her neck and just chill there. Neither of them mind it, Cameron gets to feel tall and Sigs gets a warm, weighted scarf. They'll just sit like this for hours, chatting and gossiping like the besties they are<3

(Also just realized I forgot to draw their wings!! Ugh!!!)

[lunarlight-souls]

Children of the foundation