#Splendor Man

[mythiclys]

Day 21 - Splendorman! :D

He's so joyous and whimiscal! I like him a ton honestly, its a nice break from all the *Dark and edginess* this month has been with Creepypastas. Heheheh. 9 days to go!

Decided to try a quicker but different colouring technique, I actually really like it. Good for quick arts :) Especially with the background blending in, it feels unique and adds character. I may use this sometimes in the future.

[candychasse]

Splendor Mansion Head Cannons.

Splendor used to share Slendy's mansion, separating it into West and East wings respectively. However after a not so friendly incident in the 80's involving laughing jack and Jill, Splendor chose to move himself and his proxies/helpers to a mansion he built himself.

Speaking of the proxies/helpers.. The reason why he 'collects people' so to speak is because he feels the need to give people who usually don't quite fit in a soft place to land.

Splendor's mark so to speak, takes form of multicolor polka dots in a straight line wrapping around usually one's wrists, waist, ankles, or neck.

He also uses his Proxies/Helpers to send out on missions to go fetch him a magical artifact or two. Usually something particularly dangerous which he doesn't want falling in the wrong hands. This usually causes his Proxies to step on Slender's proxies toes quite a bit.

Anyways onto the house itself. I believe that the respective mansions can travel to wherever Slender or Splendor wants them to be. Splendor rather likes parking his house on the west coast in red wood forests or beside Rocky beaches.

Splendor's mansion itself is rather hard to find if you don't know what your looking for. Basically, if you actively look for it, you'll be lead in circles, but if you could care less, congrats you found it!!

The mansion itself has colorful walls of neon and pastel hues with various plants scattered about.

Splendor asks every new person in the mansion what their preferred decorating style is. And by the end of the initiation dinner, they'll have a whole bedroom styled to their personal taste.

^ because of this, many ghosts inhabiting the mansion get very disoriented when phasing through walls.

Due to the mostly pacifist nature of the residents in splendor mansion, most of the food made is vegan or at the very least vegetarian. Although for the residents who choose to eat meat/animal products there is a separate fridge for them.

There's a chicken coup in the front yard, where in which one particular black silkie rooster is named Jeff.

Has a walk in fridge mostly dedicated to ice cream, sherbet, and popsicles.

The pantry is always fully stocked with every comfort food imaginable.

Splendor's mansion has a lot of natural light coming in the form of, a ridiculous amount of stain glass windows that are downright impressive, various skylights on the second floor, floor to ceiling windows, two different sun rooms, and while not attached to the mansion a very big greenhouse.

The mansion regularly smells like freshly baked bread, desserts, and pastries.

I feel like the decor room by room is from completely different decades, but all goes together because it's so colorful.

Like the kitchen looks like a kitchen from a 2000s sitcom. With those themed kitchen appliances sprinkled in, like a hello kitty beldner, coca cola microwave, a my little pony waffle maker, and toy story pizza maker.

Meanwhile the main living area is very Victorian. (They even have a radioactive clock!)

And the hallways kinda look straight out of a weirdcore Pinterest board.

Has first aid kits in every bathroom. (For obvious reasons lol)

[internethorrorfan]

Slender Man: "Has anything ⦻f interest happened t⦻ y⦻u since last we sp⦻ke, br⦻ther?"

Splendor Man: "Today BEN came into my room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that Sally put 80 cows in his Minecraft server while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honestly I don’t know how to parent any of this."

(This was inspired by this tweet)

[golden-buddle]

I present

The splendor man

[scary-lasagna]

Does Sally ever get lonely, being the only kid at the Mansion and all?

Sally

Sally isn’t completely lonely.

Splendor, being her main guardian, will make sure she always gets proper social interaction for a child her age.

She’ll have playdates with other children, some are ghosts like her, some are humans, and some are other species in the Underrealm.

She has tea parties, game nights, days out at the park and restaurants, and whatever else Splendor is comfortable spoiling her with that day!

Other days she enjoys spending time by herself, on any game system that’s been handed down to her.

This carries over to her (non-related) older siblings in the manor, egging Tim to have tea parties and Ben to play Roblox with her.

And while she does feel singled out sometimes, she always finds someone to talk to or something to entertain herself with, even if they’re not the same age as her.

Many of the creeps are young spirited, take Toby for example. He will happily bring her along to get slurpees at 7-11 or take her along to an arcade with Ben.

Everyone is always welcoming and happy toward her whenever she approaches.

And sometimes she’s invited on some daily adventures!

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Splendor man from Happypasta

[thievinghippo]

I'm never getting over Emmrich's face here, just after Rook has flirted with him over a dead body. This is a man who has dreamed of love, has yearned for it for years and never truly expected to find it at his age

I think it's very telling how in the garden date he says it's been years since he's had company, not that it's been years since he's been in a relationship. My guess is he's mostly had very discreet liaisons with fellow Mourn Watchers over the years, maybe the occasional noble when he's helped with their problems. But that he has very limited experience with actual relationships (because of his first partner, Hezenkoss, a hill I will die on)

And then Rook

At first, I'm sure he brushed it off. I have to imagine that flirting with Professor Volkarin is a rite of passage for young students of necromancy, which would explain how he didn't miss a beat the first time Rook flirts with him

But then Rook keeps showing up. And keeps flirting. Rook compliments his necromancy, his looks, his kindness, all things that are important to him as a person. (We know he's a bit vain. A gentleman is never without a brush and a razor, after all)

This, I think, is the moment that he actually lets himself hope. That he starts to wonder 'what if?' And eventually, those hopes will lead him to a love that he could have only imagined in his dreams

[koolaidoverliving]

trenderman was the inventor of mannequins that's why they all look like him

splendorman regularly mistakes mannequins for his brothers and slenderman has to remind him that No that display model is NOT them

[boltlightning]

hey guys! did you know that. um. water

[sagindie]

Happy Birthday, Paul Giamatti!

What's your favorite Giamatti role?

[icarrymany]

it would be so funny if in-universe the operator had like. mothman level folklore. and there was a show like this abt 'proving' the existence of it:

tuscaloosa is slenderman's point pleasant or roswell new mexico. slenderman tourist trap exhibit. slenderman keychain. slenderman statue in the middle of town.

[thegoodmorningman]

Have a Good Morning any "WHICH" way you'd like one!!!

[frogmuse]

Ma splendide splendeur ❤️❤️

[courseyoulovemeyoudontknowme]

Sideways (2004, Alexander Payne)

25/02/2024

Sideways is a film by director Alexander Payne, starring Paul Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church and based on the 2004 novel of the same name by Rex Pickett.

Miles (Paul Giamatti) is an English teacher, recently divorced from his wife. As the wedding of his university friend, actor Jack Lapote (Thomas Haden Church), approaches, the two decide to take a week off traveling in the Santa Ynez Valley wine area, in Santa Barbara County, California. Arriving in the vineyard region, Miles and Jack meet Stephanie (Sandra Oh), a wibemaker who introduces them to Maya, a close friend of hers.

Miles, irritated, returns to the hotel alone, only to be woken up in the middle of the night by Jack, naked, who confesses to him that he was caught red-handed by the woman's husband returning from work and that he fled to the motel by running six kilometers without clothes.

Miles, who is also introduced to her husband, congratulates her, but decides to forgo the reception and instead returns to her sad San Diego apartment, where she picks up her most prized bottle of wine, a 1961 Château Cheval Blanc, which he jealously guarded it, and drinks it in a plastic cup at a fast food restaurant.

The Santa Ynez Valley, where most of the film is set, has seen an increase in tourism. With the exception of Paul Giamatti, who had already starred in critically acclaimed films such as American Splendor, the film launched the careers of relatively unknown actors. Both Thomas Haden Church and Virginia Madsen received Oscar nominations. Giamatti received Golden Globe and Oscar nominations for Cinderella Man (2095). Sandra Oh, after breaking off her relationship with the film's director, Alexander Payne, starred in Grey's Anatomy, also winning a Golden Globe.

In the United States it was released in cinemas on 22 October 2004. In Italy, however, it was released on 16 February 2005.

[angel-zophiel]