#SAY it but yeah. whatch out for that.

[treymeow]

Just read Monotone Blue.

Holy fuck.

I read it in one sitting in its entirety. Loved every second of it.

Nagabe you beautiful, intelligent, amazing person - this is amazing.

Guys please read it. Monotone Blue. Art & Story by Nagabe. (Pretty sure) Published by Seven Seas Entertainment.

[danikamariewrites]

Can I pretty please request a

Part 3 clingy reader of Rhysand and Azriel poly ddlg relationship rhysriel

Where reader loves to cockwarm both Azriel and rhysand mainly bc she likes how close it makes her feel to them and it’s comforting like she will fall asleep with them inside her and she loves how comfy it is feel free to make it spicy aswell

Reader crys when they try to pull out bc she goes stupid for them and loves how it feels and how full and comfy it is like wether it her cock warming them when they work or when after they fu..ed or in the bath she wont let them pull out and crys

Attached at the Hip (SMUT)

Rhysriel x reader

A/n: I knew you would request them! I love this for them so much omg

Warnings: ddlg, cock warming, smut, oral fixation

As we’ve talked about before you love being around Rhys and Azzy 24/7

You can’t live without them

There are times that the males make your brain melt from the way they treat you

They’re just so big and strong they make you swoon like heart eyes 😍

Az and Rhys flex their arms and wings and it just does things to you (thinking about it certainly does things to me)

Sometimes they do it on purpose just to get a reaction from you. They always tease you with a shit eating smirk on their face, holding your chin so you look up at them, “Aww, sweet baby. There’s nothing in that sweet head of yours, huh?”

That question always make you stutter

Also as we’ve talked about before, you are very touchy with them

Like you need hands and eyes on them at all times (especially when they’re home)

You usually go to Rhys first because he can’t say no to you

I mean neither of them can say no to you ever

The need for one of them was very overwhelming one afternoon. Both of them had already pleasured you thoroughly this morning, but you couldn’t stop thinking about them. You decided not to be subtle with Rhys either. The two males always told you to be upfront with them when you want something.

You run right up to Rhys, straddling his lap and wrapping your arms around his neck. You start kissing his neck, giggling. “Darling,” Rhys laughed, “what has gotten into you?” He asked, the smile evident in his tone. Lightly biting down on the side of his neck you start grinding your core over his bulge, letting out a breathy moan against his skin. “Need you daddy.” You lick the skin you bit, rubbing your nose against his jaw.

“Just need your cock, daddy.” Rhys grabs your hips, pulling you against his growing bulge. “Yeah darling, give me a second and you can have what you want.” Rhys pulls your dress up over your hips to find your pussy bare and dripping for him. Rhys runs his fingers through your folds, letting out a groan. Pulling out his cock, sliding inside you easily

You sit with Rhys’s cock inside you while he finishes up some work. He taps your bum, signaling for you to get up with him. A whine escapes your lips and you tighten your arms around his neck. “No, wanna stay,” you mumble out. Rhys laughed, moving over the couch promising you a few more minutes

With Azriel, you catch him relaxing on the couch reading. It’s definitely a book Nesta suggested to him. Azriel hates to admit it but he loves smutty books. He’ll read them to you while Rhys takes his time worshipping you between your thighs (another story for another time)

You take a gentler approach with Az (that male is a slut for eye contact). You slowly straddle his lap, pressing your chest to his, wrapping your arms around his neck and sliding your fingers i to his soft inky hair

Azriel sucks in a breath, your lips a hair’s breadth away. “Hi Azzy,” you purr, “whatch ya readin’?” You ask in that cute tone that wraps him even tighter around your finger. Azriel smirks. Your want immediately clicking in his mind

“Something you’d love.” Gods that deep, smoky voice got you every time. A small whine leaves your lips as you grind down on his cock. Azriel groans, throwing his head back

“Fuck princess, I know what you want.” You start kissing and nipping at his neck while Azriel pulls his cock free from his sweatpants. He bunches your dress up to find you bare and ready for him

Wasting no time he slides into you, holding the nape of your neck to bring you closer to him. Bringing your face to rest in the crook of Azriel’s neck you take in a deep breath of his scent, your own mixed with his and a hint of Rhys. Your eyes flutter shut at how relaxed you feel in Azriel’s embrace. “Feels so good daddy.” You hum out. “And what do you say when daddy gives you something?” “Thank you daddy.” “Good girl. Want me to read to you?” “Yes please.”

You sit like that until your eyes start to get heavy. Azriel notices and throws a blanket around your shoulders to snuggle with you

You like when both of them stay in you after they fuck you to keep you nice and full

You get very clingy with them after sex and they are more than happy to indulge you

On the very rare occasion they’re both filling your pussy it’s fucking euphoric. The feeling of having Az and Rhys’s cocks stretching your hole is a fucking experience

You always insist that Rhys and Az stay in you until you fall asleep, “wanna feel you forever.” You mumble into one of their chests

Their arms wrap around you, keeping you secure between them as they fill both your holes as you drift off

When only one of them is inside you, you have the other fill you in another way

You grab one of their hands signaling you want their fingers. Rhys is gentle only pressing one finger down on your tongue while Azriel shoves two of his fingers in your mouth knowing you’re greedy and desperate

[marcellaasblog]

Ok so I have a problem, I was wondering if you could write something of Eddie fucking the reader or just some type of smut activity during the slow part of Sweet Child of mine by Guns and Roses. Specifically the part after the guitar solo where Izzy’s and Axl keep saying “Where do we go”. CAUSE HOW IZZY SINGS IT OH LORD. since nobody gonna fuck me I need it fictionally. Make this shit dirty/ nasty. Idk fucking make this shit hot.

Ok but also have Eddie smoking a cig during this or he picks one up and hands it to the reader during that part of the song. I’m feral atm

Please and thank you. (This could be older Eddie too)

Your dirty, I like that.😧😏

Warning: so much smut and of course fluff.

Minor's DNI nsfw 18+

Author's notes:I hope I did you justice and Thank you for your request babe.💕

older Eddie x reader.

Music to my ears.

Eddie loved looking at your naked body. It was a piece of art to him a very special kind of art. He loves to roam your body looking at the beauty marks and all. He loved to see you so blissed out and gone from this world. He loved how Cock drunk you got, he loved the sweet sounds of your moans everytime he would fuck you into the bed. He loved it all. He loved you and he always made sure to show you.

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.

.

Eddie has you between his legs your back to his chest fully naked as you could feel his hard Cock touch your back both of your sweaty body's melting into eachother as he is sucking, licking and biting your neck plunging your thick toy he bought you a couple of days ago inside of you. Eddie is making you a whiny mess rubbing your wet sensitive clit as he slowly goes in and out of your weeping hole. You looked at yourself and Eddie threw your body framed mirror that was set Infront of y'all's bed. You were watching Eddie fuck you. You were grabbing onto his hand guiding him in and out of your pussy as you take a couple of hits of your ciggerate letting the smoke out of your mouth as you dropped your head back on his shoulder letting your mouth open as your face srunches up and your chest heavily rise's up and down feeling Eddie's legs get tighter around yours locking you in place making sure you didn't move alot. Your moans get higher everytime getting louder then the blasting music that roams threw Eddie's room.

"Fuck baby you like this shit don't you? You like whatching me fuck you with a cock that isn't mine huh?" Eddie whispers on your neck sending chills down your body feeling your nipples harden and your pussy pulsing.

"mhm I Fucken love it." You whispered. Eddie slowly take the toy out of you causing you to whine as you clenched on nothing. Eddie giggled running the tip of the rubber cock threw your folds down to your asshole smiring all the cum that leaked out of your pussy he runs the toy up and down your hole and around your clit slapping it a few times making your body jerk up. Eddie grabs the ciggerate from your hand before you could drop it.

"Fuck baby look at that shit, so fucken wet and ready for me." Eddie said taking a puff of the hafe finished ciggerate blowing the smoke onto your neck as he rams the toy back onto your tight little hole. You gasp digging your nails into Eddie pale thighs.

"Mhmm baby more I want more." You tell Eddie letting your back arch as Eddie slowly pumps the toy in and out, so hypnotized by the sound of your dripping pussy meeting the rubber cock he analyzed how everytime he push the toy so deep inside you your toes would curl and your pussy would clench so hard on the cock Eddie would have to wiggle it out of your tight grip.

Whoa, yeah

Whoa, oh, oh, oh

Sweet child o mine

Whoa, oh, whoa, oh

Sweet love of mine.

"yeah baby you want more?" Eddie mocked your whiney voice. You nod your head repeatedly rolling your hips as you reach down to your clit rubbing it at a brutal pase. Eddie growls looking ahead of y'all watching how fast you rubbed your clit and how blissful you looked with your eyes rolled back and how hard you were bitting your lip moving your hips to the rythem of the song. Eddie's violently moved your hand away from your clit filing the cigarette bud on the floor. He speeds up his pase as the guitar solo boom's threw his speakers. You gasp pushing your ass back into Eddie .

"Come on baby follow the rythem, mhmm ,yeah just like that, making me so proud." You look ahead of you as you watched how Eddie brutaly spammed the toy in and out of you, Eddie's face squinched up bitting down on his lip . You could hear how hard he was breathing threw his nose ,studying your body rutting the pink toy in and out of you. Your moans get higher as you rolled your eyes back letting your head fall on Eddies shoulders, he grabs onto your neck pushing your ear to his lips.

"Keep your eyes open baby and look at yourself while I fuck you okay." Eddie growls into your ear as he brutaly sucks in your neck slamming the cock into your pussy as he wiggles the toy in your wet hole pushing the toy into you more not caring take it out of you.

"FUCKKK EDDIE PLEASE I WANNA CUM I WANNA CUM!" You whine as Eddie giggles.

"yeah you wanna cum. You wanna cum on daddy's dick baby?" Eddie removes the toy from your pussy setting it aside as he pushes you down on your stomach getting up on his knees as he drags your ass twords his cock. Eddie strokes his dick letting his head fall backwards before he slams into you with no warning.

"Fuck yes! The toy got you so nice and streached out for me." Eddie slams into you at a brutal pase as his hips follow the rythem of the guitar solo blasting threw his speakers. Eddie hands come down on your sweet thick ass slapping it as he sees the fat of your ass jiggle everytime it bounces back on his.

Eddie follows the rythem slamming into you. You tried to get back up on all four but Eddie would just push your head back down into y'all's mattress.

"FUCK YES!" Eddie grunted smacking your ass . Your a wet mess at this point spit is Coming out of your mouth, your eyes roll back as your thoughts disappear into the rythem of the song. You look forward giving your full attention to Eddie as you see his eyes widen staring down watching his cock disappear into your tight little cunt his eyebrows are srunched up as his mouth falls open. You bit down on your lip as you slowly push back onto Eddie following the rythem of him.

"More!" You moan wiggling your ass as Eddie hits your ass rubbing the red mark he grunts and moans and before the solo stops Eddie picks up the toy as he makes eye contact with you.

"yeah you want more I'll give you more." Before you could answer Eddie wiggles the toy into your pussy as he fucks you slowly loosing you up to fit him and the toy that still had your creamy white cum sliding down it's rubber tip.

"OH FUCKKK OH SHIT TOO MUCH BABY TOO MUCH!" Eddie giggles as he pouts.

"you SAID you wanted more so." Eddie slams the cock into you as it rubs onto his cock. "Fucked TAKE IT." Eddie growled as the solo finished.

Where do we go?

Where do we go now?

Where do we go?

Ohh, oh, where do we go?

Where do we go now?

Oh, where do we go now?

Where do we go? (Sweet child)

"oh fuck love this pussy so much baby she taking me so well." Eddie works the toy in and out of you as it squishes inside of you rubbing up against Eddie's throbbing cock. You loved how full you filled letting your boyfriend do whatever he wants to your needy cunt.

Where do we go now?

Ay,ay,ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ,ay

Where do we go now

Ah ,ah

"Mhm just for you baby she love how you make her feel so good so full." You moan out bitting down on the bed as your focas on the voices of Izzy and axel singing the hell out of their outro. You could see Eddie starting to bop his head to the rythem of the guitar outro as he fasten his pase his Right hand holds onto you soft hips as his left hand is at the base of the fake balls of the toy slowly painfully sliding it in and out of you letting y'all's shared cum drip down onto his balls and bedsheets.

Where do we go

Oh,Where do we go now

Oh where do we go

Oh where do we go now

"mhm yeah you like how my Cocks fill in your pussy baby."

"yes yes I love it so much." You cry out feeling your stomach flex and your muscles tense. Eddie could feel you tighting around his cock he could hear how you moans got more pitchy and louder. He could sence that you were close to cumming so Eddie wiggles out the toy letting your cum drip down from the tip of the rubber cock onto your asshole. He looked at it in amaze seeing how drenched you got the rubber cock and himself .Eddie chokes on his moan as he slides out of you leaving you empty and whiney.

"No, no please baby don't stop." You pled Eddie wiggling your ass up in the air.

"shh give me a second baby I just wanna taste you." Eddie said bending his head down as he licks a fat line from your drenched hole all the way up to your asshole he repeats it once again,but this time he opens up your lips as he pushes his long tounge into your pussy he hums into your pussy sending a vibration down to your clit. Your crying and whiney telling Eddie how good he made you feel,your eyes rolled back as your ass started to rock up against his face. Eddie lifts up his head kissing you left ass cheek as he quickly turns you around onto your back grabbing your legs as he locks them around his neck you gasp in a shock as he punges right into your cunt once again.

"FUCK GONNA FILL THIS PUSSY UP WITH SO MUCH OF MY CUM." Eddie threw his head back as his bangs and hair sticks to his sweaty forehead an neck.

"UH fuckkk yessssss baby faster please daddy FASTER" You tell Eddie as he doesn't take his eyes off of you Eddie grabs onto your left boob squeezing onto it as he growls from your cunt tighting around him.

Where do we go

Oh, where do we go now

"you gonna cum baby gonna cum for daddy princess gonna squeeze my fucken cock as I pound into your pretty little pussy letting me fill you up as my cum leaks out of your tight hole huh baby."

"yes, yes, yes, I wanna cum wanna cum on your cock I want you to cum in me."

Now, now, now now, now, now,now

Eddie grabs ahold of your neck with both of his big hands squeezing down on your throat making your eyes role back and your mouth open as Eddie leans down spitting into your mouth.

"beg me .Beg me to cum" Eddie told you reaching down to your pussy as he slap's it.

"I said to FUCKEN BEG ME !"

SMACK

SMACK

SMACK

Eddie's thick hands meet your sensitive pussy.

"OH FUCK, PLEASE LET ME CUM, PLEASE, I WANNA CUM AROUND YOUR FAT COCK ,I WANNA CUM SO FUCKEN BADLY DADDY ,PLEASE LET ME CUM,PLEASE LET ME CUM, I PROMISE ILL BE GOOD, SO GOOD FOR YOU,ONLY YOU JUST PLEASE LET ME CUM!"

"FUCK, FUCK YEAH BABY CUM ON DADDY'S COCK . I WANT YOU TO CUM SO HARD, LET GO FOR ME BABY?" you nod your head as Eddie pounds into your pussy like his own personal Fleshlight. Your lost in the noices of the music fading away and replaced with the sounds of Eddie's balls slapping the bottom of your ass and Eddies deep ruts and growls coming from his mouth as you tighten around him.

"FUCK ,FUCK, FUCKKK, EDDIE IM CUMMING, IM CUMMING, IM FUCKEN CUMMING UHHHHH!" Eddie holds your body down as you came around his cock.

"FUCK YEAH THATS IT BABY LET IT OUT LET IT OUT FOR DADDY!" Eddie fucks you threw your high as he presses his thick fingers onto your clit rubbing it violently making your body over stimulate as it jerks up and you choke on your own cry's.

"FU- FUCKK TOO MUCH DADDY TOO MUCH." You studded trying to push Eddie's away from your throbbing pussy.

"nu uh baby you can take it you got it just let daddy cum okay let daddy fill up your tight little pussy, let daddy use you." Eddie fasten his speed rubbing your clit, you could feel it all being to much for you.

Sweet child

Before you could warn Eddie, your juices start to spray out flying everywhere on Eddie's cock drenching him. It caught Eddie in surprise as he pushing into you bending your legs to the side of your face.

"FUCK YES THATS IT BABY ,LET IT OUT, SOCK DADDY'S COCK LIKE A GOOD GIRL YOU ARE."

Sweet child of mine

Eddie grunts fucking himself into your drenched pussy as his thick cum shoots inside of your cunt slowly moving his hips as he rides out his high. His body twitches as he ruts into you one more time hearing you small cry's from your mouth.

"Fuck that was so good baby you did so well." Eddie whispered into your ear kissing you down to your neck leaving his soft cock inside of you too scared to pull out not wanting any of his cum to leak out of your his pussy .

"mhm did you cum in me?" You asked as Eddie giggled glad to see you fully concess.

"mhm you made me cum so much baby made daddy feel so good." Eddie answered back kissing your wet lips moving your hair out of your face as you hands whrom his back sending chills down his spine.

Eddie slowly removes himself from your cunt as y'all both moans from the sensitivity running threw y'all's body. Eddie watches as his cum leaks out of your pussy he brings his two fingers up to your hole gathering all his cum stuffing it back into you.

"mhm were definitely doing this again."

[yjhariani]

This idea crossed my mind after whatching the raid, what if the reader is sparring pake silat?!?!?!? bustin out the iko uwais moves yk.

I rlly love your writing btw lop u

I never did Silat, but unlike most people, I do enjoy writing a fight scene, so, I thank you for this.

Simon kicked you back again and, once again, you fell on your back.

“Are you seriously gonna keep doing that?” Simon asked, offering you a hand.

“Doing what exactly?” you replied, taking his hand.

You felt your body being pulled up until you were steady on your feet. Simon moved the hand he used to pull you up to your face. He examined the damage he did a few moves earlier.

“All you’ve done is blocking my moves. Hell, you’re quick, I’ll give you that, but you’re always gonna lose against someone like me if all you do is blocking the fucking attacks,” Simon piled.

“Because,” you gently smacked his hand off you, “if I start attacking, you’re not gonna win. Besides, there’s honour in this martial art, not just fighting.”

“Put aside your honour, it’s just me,” Simon said. “Just once. Show me what you’re really capable of.”

You folded your arms in front of your chest, examining his face, wondering what he was thinking of.

“Are you worried?” you asked.

“I’m worried when it matters you’ll only do this and—”

Your chuckle cut him off.

“I doubt there’ll be a need—”

“Yeah, but what if?” Simon was the one cutting you off this time.

Simon looked serious about this. For some reason, the worry was there, on his face. 

“I’m not joking,” Simon stated.

“Why are you assuming the worst?” you asked.

Simon only looked at you. He had the answer on his tongue, but he was reluctant to say it aloud. He was worried that it would enable the worst. He was sure you knew the answer.

You knew everything. Everything about him, about his past. You knew the answer to your question.

“Alright,” you decided. “You better get ready.”

Simon stepped back from you, getting into his standing. You also took your stance, hands in position.

“Don’t hold back,” Simon said.

“You’d wish I did, boo,” you teased.

Per usual, Simon was the first to strike. One of his fists went sideways across your face. However, instead of just blocking his attack this time by blocking his forearm with yours and elbowing his other hand that was coming.

With your hand that anticipated Simon’s second attack, you hand chopped his shoulder before quickly moving it to pound Simon’s peck with the side of your fist. Still with that hand, you pushed his arm that you had been holding with your forearm outwards.

By then, Simon was beyond impressed, to be honest with you. You moved quickly and not giving him any room to move.

“Do we have enough?” you asked.

“We’re just getting serious,” Simon replied.

The next one, Simon started with his leg. He swung a leg at your side. Welcoming his attack, you managed to grip his ankle and his thigh. Folding his leg, you closed your range and kicked aside Simon’s other leg. In a blink, Simon was tipped backwards as he lost his balance and hit the ground. You dropped yourself on top of him.

You swiped your fist towards his face, but Simon caught it. At the same time, you felt that Simon’s legs had taken a grip around your waist. Seeing that if he managed to flip the two of you over it would be the end of you, you pushed yourself sideways to release yourself from him.

From there, you were on your stance again, this time on the ground. Simon had his balance fixed on a rather awkward position that looked kinda like a superhero landing.

For some reason, Simon did as you expected. He stood up and sent you a front kick. You blocked said kick by lifting your hands up together and pushed it upwards.

Realising that his attack did not land, Simon immediately pulled his leg back and swung it from a side. Your forearm blocked that kick and seeing this opportunity, your free hand was about to land a fist on his private bathing suit area. Simon saw that coming a mile away and jumped back.

Simon stood in a ready position as he bounced himself on the stop in idle, waiting for you to get back on your feet. From your side, you stood in your stance, hands ready. Cautiously, the two of you closed your distance.

This time, you were not waiting for Simon’s attack. Instead, you started by kicking him in the chest with your front foot, making Simon move to the side. Once you landed your foot back on the ground, your hand now already closer to him was throwing a fist. Simon stepped back, avoiding your punch. Right after that, you threw the same fist again as you inched closer towards him.

When the second punch did not land, too, you folded your arm inwards and swung your elbow in place of fist. Swinging forwards, you missed, but that gave you enough space to swing your elbow backwards and hit him in the face. In a brief second, you could see him preparing his fist.

Now, your back was in front of him, you threw your other arm backwards, meeting one of his fists before your other arm met his other fist. You looked down, meaning to put him back on his ass, but he had lifted his leg, ready to swing a kick at you.

You ducked down and rolled aside. You responded to his kick attempt with your own kick attempt. Simon stepped aside, avoiding your leg. You dropped your leg back on the ground, keeping your stance solid.

It was visible that Simon was panting already.

So, you delivered him a kick from the side that he blocked with one hand. Quickly, you replaced that kick with a kick from your other leg, harder than the previous one. Simon stepped back to avoid this one and you were spinning with your leg in the air. You took less than half a second to put your foot on the ground before you were facing Simon again, this time with your leg swinging a kick to his side.

Simon caught your leg and you took it to your advantage to close your distance with him. You held his free arm on his side whilst the other was still holding your leg. You had a free punch on him this time.

From there, Simon dropped your leg and meant to catch your arm that had just landed a fist on his face. However, his hand was met by your elbow instead. His other hand had broken free of your grip.

Your hand that had previously gripped him now sat on his shoulder, the side that had your elbow gripped by. Had it been a real fight, you would have probably broken his arm, but it was not, so you punched the inside of Simon’s elbow downwards and locked it on the side of his abdomen.

Whilst doing that, you looked down and saw the state of Simon’s legs. He was going to knee you in the stomach, it looked like. So, you jabbed his throat, not as hard as you supposed to in a real fight, but he still stepped back.

Simon was not yet ready when he received a second attack aimed at his throat, this time from a swipe of your flat hand. The third one was your forearm on his throat. 

You were pushing Simon back until he fell back on the ground. Once again, you ended up on top of him with your forearm still on his neck, but not putting pressure.

A moment passed when the two of you only looked at each other. Soon, a thin smile formed on Simon’s face.

“That’s more like it,” Simon nodded.

[gracie4]

COLD

Lando norris × reader

TW: suicide

CHAPTER 1

Y/n pov

Cold

that's all I feel on this Monday morning 08:27 am to be exact. Is today the day I finnaly give up? I ask myself. This I ask myself many times a day like when I need to wake up.

"Good morning Monaco" I say loud but not too loud so that people could actually hear."I welcome you to my death. Some would say it's tragic, while others would say that it's a deserved suicide. I say that it's an amazing story that would be told for many years to come." I wonder if this would actually be historic and if someone is recording me,or if someone's security camera caught me. Maybe tommorow I'll be famous for this suicide.

" Anyway I don't want to bore you with my sad sob story's, so I'll get on with it. " As I spread my arms ready to jump into the water, my whatch starts beeping. I look at it. It's the alarm I set to get ready for today's qualifying interviews. Why must I always get ready so early?. I think to myself.

I walk back to the road where I was having my morning run. I start running again. After a few minutes my lungs start to burn. The burning clears my head. I focus on the sound of my running shoes hitting the road.

~~~~

Arriving at the paddock is usually calm, but not this weekend. We are in Monaco so the paddock is flooded with f1 journalist, like myself, photographers and so on. I walk towards the sky news employes preparing for any sort of conversation.

I walk up to Natalie as we have a good bond. Not only in interviews but in our personal life's to. "Hey nat" I say opening my arms for a hug. She accept's my hug and replies "Hey Y/n ready for all the interviews and such today?"."Always" I  say pulling out of the hug. "Do you have any idea where. I can get some coffee?" I ask desperately. "I think at one of the team's hospitality's. Maybe,try Mclaren." Natalie answers "Thanks Nat." I reply quickly making my way to Mclaren's hospitality center.

As I enter I'm greeted with the smell of some coffee and a few people's deodorant and perfumes. I walk towards the coffee machine and push the button which says espresso. "Hey Y/n the new sky journalist right? " someone speaks behind me. I turn around to see Lando norris. "Uh yeah and you must be Lando." I say smiling "Yeah, you interviewed me at the previous race I think. Correct me if I'm wrong." he says to me with an 'I hope I'm right face'. "Yeah that was me" I reply.

"I saw you this morning on my run." He says. This sends a shock of panic thru my my body. What if he saw me? What if he heard my little speech?

"Oh were you on a run aswell this morning?" I try to play the panic off. "Yeah, I saw you at the corner of the back side of the casino" he says immediately letting me relax as that's a good few minutes after my little moment "Sorry i didn't realize you were running behind me, I was sort of in the zone" he shakes his head "no no, it's okay I had my airpods in anyway so" I stand there awkwardly not really knowing what to say, thankfully the coffee machine stops and I grab my coffee cup. "Well I'm sorry I have to go, interviews and media but maybe we can talk later" I suggest.

"Yeah that would be fun, well see you around y/n"He walks off. holy shit! I think to myself did I just make a suggestion for another awkward conversation?

Writers note

Hey guys this is my first story on any platform, any tips or criticism is allowed and I hope you liked the first short but hopefully good chapter. I'm gonna try to be like very consistent but I can't make any promises. Anyways hope you have an awesome sauce day or night Xx

[david-talks-sw]

hello 😁

So I have a question (you’re not forced to answer obviously) : I’ve been reading a lot of fanfiction recently and many of them mentionned that Anakin have been spending time alone with Palpatine since he was 9/10 years old.

I have whatched the original trilogy and the prequel, but it was a while ago so I can’t remember if there was anything in the movies about when the "meetings" started.

What I want to know is if these meeting really started when Anakin was 9 or if fans are just assuming, and in this case it could have started later.

I know it doesn’t seems particulary important in the grand scheme of things but I’m just really curious.

(I wrote a lot for such a simple question. Sorry 😅)

I've never seen it explicitly stated by Lucas that Palpatine had been meeting with Anakin since the age of 9.

Here's what he does say, in the director's commentaries.

"I wanted to have this little moment where he tells Anakin he's gonna be paying more attention to him, in the future."

"I had all these hints that Palpatine had been helping Anakin, but I needed an explicit scene that actually spelled it out, where you could see some of Anakin’s dialogue later on has come from Palpatine." [originally, this scene was absent, so it was only implied that Anakin would see the Chancellor from time to time]

He doesn't specify a particular time when Palpatine started.

In a Revenge of the Sith deleted scene, he has Palpatine say:

So take from that what you will.

I think the argument could be made that while Palpatine met Anakin as a small boy, he only started meeting or "advising" him later on.

In fact, in Disney Canon, Palpatine only really started seeing Anakin when he was about 13/14.

So yeah, that's all I've got. Hope it helps!

[beidousoneandonly]

Hobie x Reader

FNAFICC TIME EHEEUHEUEHU ok so ill start out with like neutral nothing freaky yeah im willing to take on requests!!!! and sorry if its wack english isnt my first language

You were looking at the nice sun set as you sat in the roof of your house, as you admire the nice colours of the sky hobie joins you for a bit,

You liked hobie but you werent sure he'd like you back so you didnt say anything, lately youve gotten closer to him, getting to know him more, be with him, you fell harder than ever before.

As hobie made himself comfortable next to you laying down whatching you "what are we lookng at?" he asks "dude look at the clouds they are so pretty" you say not trying to sound awkward

You wanted to be closer to hobie be more than friends but hed probably pull something like "i dont belive in labels like girlfriend or boyfriend" so you decided youd never actually confess but its hurt when you saw someone flirting with him

You look back at hobie trying not to blurt out your feelings so you looked away as hobie noticed and asked "soemthing on your mind?" "well you see theres this problem with my firend you know and i dont know how to help them" you said "well then tell me whats going on maybe i can help" you comply as you speak "well this friend of mine has a crush on her friend right, and she doesnt want to tell him because shes worried that he doesnt feel the same way and will ruin things between them." as you stop speaking you turn to look at him and he has a troubled look on his face "thats just stupid theres a high chance the friend likes her back even if he didnt like her i doubt anything would change" he spoke as you look at him and roll your eyes at his response as you climb down from the roof "what'd I say?!" hobie asks as he looks at you climbing down.

A few days go by from the day when you were on the rooftop with hobie as he tried not think about it, he had several conclusions as to your reactions but he didnt tell you about them.

after that day you prayed that hobie didnt catch on but it was too obvious.

Days later your group got invited to a house party, you werent the most fan of those but you didnt have anything to do so you decided to go with your friends for a bit and then youd leave.

As you get ready with gwen shes texting the guys if theyre already there, they reply with a image of pavitr in a water fountain, you and gwen switched looks and laughed and left for the party

You arrive and there puke outside on the grass already you contemplate whether you should return but march inside with gwen and meet up with hobie,pavitr and miles in the back

"Hey guys-" you say as you look at pavitr wet he still hasnt dried up "HAHHHHHHHHHHH" gwen wheezed her ass off as pavitr was trembling his ass off "You should defenetly change" you demand

Some time goes by as you get bored since you finished gossiping with hobie and gwen you guys were cririzing everyone at the party but now you had no one to gossip about, as you sighed this girl was going around recollecting people to play games as she asked you guys if you wanted to join so you said why not?

everyone gathered at the living room since most had left the party it wasnt crowded anymore, The girl that rounded everyone together suggested we sit in a circle as we do you notice hobie is looking at someone and you start to get jealous and sit next to him and bump into him to get his attention he raises an eyebrow at your actions, as the girl announces we play truth or dare or spin the bottle, someone suggests to combine them two

the game goes some on has to spin the bottle and has to do truth or dare as everyone agress the game starts and they spin the bottle as it lands on someone and they dare them to go home, everyone starts laughing at the cruel joke but the person seems upset either way the game continues as it lands on you and say truth, you dont want to be another joke like the previous person as they ask you who is your type, i am in blank "i dont really have a type ya know?" you try to shake it off someone yells BORING but you didnt want to make a fool out of yourself, some spins later the bottle lands on hobie

i give up LMFAOO ill continue this later im tired

[maestro04yayyy]

Sooo I have 20 minutes free now and I am bored since I already finished the tc series i started whatching yesterday.

That's why now I will try to explore a little more my antivillain au! Chloe.

So basically i already said she was the mom friend when they were little.

And that's kinda literal, she was aleays there to help them, she was their rock! Especially when big trauma arrived.

She helped both sabrina and alix when their mothers died when they were young and after that she continued to take care of them even more( it had happened sometimes that alix or sabrina called chloe mom after a couple of years[chloe almost cried])

She did something similar for felix too, mostly defending him grom his father in the ways she could and by finding ways to keep him in paris as long as possible(amilie helped since she does love her son), also she helped him biuld more self esteem and recovering from abuse, by complimenting him very often, a lot of hugs, listen to him and help him in his interests like magic, jewels(I don't know how to say that he liked to create jewels, but yes that is how he has so many rings so steal other rings)

Obviously she helped adrien too, both about his father like felix and also when amelie disappeared.

Chloe really cared about her friends and wanted to become a knight so she could protect them from everything. That dream growing up evolved and became the dream to become a therapist, to better help them.

But she didn't want them to worry about her, she donn't consider her situation rilevant, so when her mother ignored or abused her, she never showed or told anything to her friends.

And when audrey left she didn't showed her sadnes to her friends bacasue it wasn't important, she had to be strong and solid for them.

Still when she is alone she used to cry and cry and cry. And only jean and sarah know about that, since they used to comfort her during this time.

With time chloe started considering sadness and sorrow a weaknes and after some time it became anger, she stopped crying and started to break a lot of stuff, and it happened a lot.

That's how she developed anger issue.

(Yep that's why free was attracted to her so much that she found his miraculous)

And because of that she started to lash out to others or bully them.

But never her friends.

Still when that started happening often, alix decided to cut ties with her(it is more complicated but essentially considering their personalities, it was loud and they argued a lot).

Still once a year on her mother's death anniversary, alix would go to chloe and spend the day togheter.

Soooo for now this is all, probably i forgot something or i will think about other stuff

Oh yeah I completely forgot to say anything about zoe(i just fucking remembered)....i guess that's for another time since I have already spent 18 of the 20 minutes i had.

[fishedeyelenz]

He~ey *waving*

Hope it's not too much to ask a little bit about your, uh, headcanons on DILF!Billy? I'm very interested in how you see his psyche and condition changing as he gets older: Is he getting a little calmer? An opening? Maybe even a little more social?

How would his leisure time generally go with (Y/N)? Something, you know, casual? MAYBE WITH FLECKS OF ANGST! For, heh, yeah, we all know there are things *sigh* that don't change in this old boi...

Обнимаю 👉👈💕

Hello szívem it's not much at all I would love to talk about this man <333

Well, I'll keep my analysis of his psyche a bit short, as I will dive into it a bit more in my fic when i finally have time to write it but in short: yes he is so much more mellowed out. The wonders that therapy and the right kind of medication can do. That isn't to say he doesn't struggle everyday with violent, intrusive thoughts and occasionally delusions. But he is much more stable now, and can function better in society, though even by just looking at him one can sense that something is clearly wrong with him. He takes it all one day at a time though, the good and the bad. So in that way I guess i can say he kinda matured.

One thing that keeps him grounded is having someone/something to care for, so that's where his numerous cats come into play. He loves spoiling them, but at the same time they aren't so demanding as pets.

As for socializing he's still kinda anti social, but he does cope better in social situations. He can function in society. He doesn't like socializing, but like- he still has a job he must work at, he still has to go to the store, he still has to interact with people. But he lives a fair bit remotely from his local community, and he is kinda an outcast. It's a lonley existence actually. He dislikes people but he still craves contact. That's why he still does his phonecalls, to at least have the illusion of interaction, no matter how one sided it is. And to let out frustration, sexual or otherwise.

I also see him still having anxiety. And he might deal with episodes of depression more frequently than in his youth. Depends on the day.

As for how he likes to spends his time with Y/N well there's the obvious hahaha. He might be older but he will never stop being horny, and he's lucky enough that impotence seems to have spared him for now. But other than that h of course loves to cuddle. One of his favorite things is when his s/o drags their hands through his hair. Not only does it feel nice it's also a nice way to check if he started balding. Luckily for him, he still has a full head of hair :D

Other than that, he loves to whatch tv with his s/o, play cards (strip poker) and sometimes he likes to share a beer with them (he mellowed out and now can tolerate and partake in drinking. Still hates cigarettes though). Small things likes that, just like being in the same space with them.

When it's a good day for him, and both of them are free, they spend the whole morning in bed, then eat something and go out on a walk, and have dinner which they made together, maybe a round or two of poker, then to bed for a bit of fun.

[saltyr3mix]

i love you so much omg your long asks on the outsiders owen blog are actually just. so fun sheesh

i'll respond and queue the ask in the morning but yeh just wanted to thank you for that because oh my goodness gracious me you wrote so much in that ask that you recently sent in THANK YOU SALT !!!!!!

owen and apo will defo have fun responding to this one :D

It must be because I'm a writer :D

And omg I had so much more I was going to say that I cut out so be expecting a second one around the same length or longer once you answer the first.

Jokes aside, I'm really glad you like the length of my asks I always get scared their too long and that I'm taking the spot light off of others because of it.

I have .....too much fun....with this blog of your some tine. I've really started to develop characters out of these two voices of mine and I think about them a lot.

And it's not my fault you give interesting responses too! I can tell you really understand the characters your portraying and that makes it do much fun yo interact with. So THANK YOU FOR RUNNING THAT BLOG!!!

In fact going through it and seeing my asks get read has really been the highlight of my days sometimes. The amount of times I'll be out rith friends and mindlessly check on it because of habit. And swiftly break out into laughter or have to slam my phone down because I've caused problems.

Because OH BOY DO I CAUSE PROBLEMS

Is to many yo count at this point.

I'm very much looking forward to thier response. Afterall my only goal here is to achieve the highest amount of entertainment I can squeeze out of these two......and if whatching a murder becomes part of that story well.... I like angst. :)

Oh! I also want to give a thank you to the other voices as well! For being understanding and cool , and really fun to work with! Everyone has their own idea of what they want to happen and I'm genuinely surprised at how well everyone respects that. I was kinda expecting a lot more Fighting between opposing views but that has mostly calmed down giving a lot more room to make something really cool!

So yeah! Thank you pearl for running this blog! Thank you other voices for being respectful and super cool!

And I'm sorry for the pain I'm about to cause poor pie dou. (I'm not sorry in the slightest)

[izacore]

Hi, I'm glad you had a nice show and that you could see Harry up close. Just like to ask if you felt that Harry was like doing the show in autopilot, because that's what it feels like by watching tour videos since at least the begning of the residencies. I must say that I haven't attended any show in person, I've only whatched videos of it, so I would like to know from someone who actually attended what it felt like.

I'm sure the shows are always great, Harry is a really good performer, but it really feels like he just can't wait for tour to be over with.

Hi! So since it's been 2 days already and I more or less calmed down after the show, haha, I'm gonna give you my honest opinion about it and a whole rundown of it, I think so bear with me -

I just want to preface it with saying that the show was genuinely amazing, I still can't fully get over it and it left me with a great feeling, one that I felt after Louis' show last year in Łódź. I admit I considered selling my ticket and I wasn't even that excited about going but then I magically managed to upgrade to Jonny's Place, and as I said, I think that it's how it was supposed to be and that I needed to see him so close.

Anyway, when the show started and he appeared in front of me, I kind of freaked out and felt so weird. Do I think he was off at first? Well... Kinda. But what I mean more by that is that I could somehow see the performer/acting mask slip on his face, you know? Like the moves seemed so studied and calculated, idk how to explain it ahsjd and it creeped me out a lotttt agshsj. That, however, changed, because the vibes were superb and the crowd was just so hyped, and we had so many projects that worked out that I could see Harry feeding off of that energy. I truly think that had the crowd been different it'd be like you said just going through the motions (Polish hospitality is unmatched tho ��). I was scared that the show would feel like just doing a chore, but fortunately that was not the case. For the most part at least. In some moments it did feel like he was waiting for the song to end, he's definitely completely done with ws (god same), as at one point he turned the mic towards us and just went back to sway ahsjdj and of course he looked gorgeous, but I could see the tiredness on his face so I'm glad the break is hopefully coming soon.

This was definitely my favourite time out of the 3 I saw him, and keep in mind that during my shows last year I had completely different feelings towards him, so it's surprising for me too abdjdj I also want to add that even tho I liked the show in Krakow last year, you felt like something was off (and it was the soul-sucking demon waiting for him in Berlin the next day lol) so that's just another example of how stunts influence the quality of the shows and Harry’s mindset, I guess. I'm glad that I could get a homeland show like the one I had on Sunday as the last hurrah. Did I treat it as a love you, goodbye? Yeah. Will it end up being so? Time will tell.

[the-firebird69]

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Time and time again these idiots run around saying that they're going to eat part of our son or all of him or all sorts of things and they do that kind of thing quite often so we have to kill them they come back and it's very annoying and we're getting rid of their people and these idiots too this stuff all the time we're not leaving them and it's not enough for them to shut up so here you see Garth and he's a complete moron and Jason's people and coming up pretty soon and they are going to Mexico again what the hell after she's shot and he's wondering why they're going there stupid place to go and there's a rainforest in Mexico yes it's pretty big it's a big country and they go back in it's interesting cast too and find it all enemies and these guys grab them and eat them up because of what they're doing to their people all over the place and they were eating them but he says in the movie you see what they're doing and they're different class and people no they have to say that but what they're doing is saying you are doing this to us and we're doing it back and Trump was doing a lot and he is a very very violent offender and he needs to leave here and if he doesn't he's going to be dead soon like his wife here gets ripped apart in the end and devoured

Thor Freya

You have a nice time in Mexico Dan the Man. You are not qualified to be near me and what's happening to you proves it

Zues

Well we know is your buffoon and we're taking over the world's businesses and more using you and we're using your money to do it every time you order a hit on my husband's so you can capture him we're using the money cuz we kill the Hitman as you know to kill people in businesses that we want to acquire it's all fair business because you're the aggressor. You assume you should know that you are not a wealthy person at this time you're not on the top 500 list you're not in top thousand you're in the top 10,000 no top 100,000 probably not but you have a ton of money and the reason why you're not the top 500 it's because you can't access most of it and people are gobbling it up and keeping it from you because you're asinine attitude here you're a huge f****** a****** to my husband and for no reason it's just that you're very very dumb yesterday was ridiculous sitting there in my granddaddy-in-laws truck and he died doing stupid s*** you are. And you look disgusting and your people are disgusting running around threatening people expecting stuff turning your back and getting killed we're going to kill you but hard and slow because you demanded and we're going to use you up and yeah you see your wife's head come off and all sorts of things happen to you is that you've already switched bodies several times and it does not look like your own clan you follow what we're saying right. You Max get ready it's up to her taking stuff still and having people's bodies if I inhabiting people's bodies and Tommy F takes it from him but weird in there taking most of it and we have to kill off shitloads of clones a day so whatch your backs okay

Hera

Olympus yeah this guy next door can't do surgeries Tommy f. Can

He also does the museum stuff yeah they were in there and they all died and he's a ruthless killer that's all he does and he's a moron but we are much more ruthless

We're sending in teams to take care of these jackasses

Olympus

We put it in the movie and thought it would be cool this is the dumbest thing I've ever done you stupid movies we have to find out who's doing and what he says is you don't do that s*** to Russians and there's some others too like Chinese and they're part of it and Max thinks he's planned it all at the movies that he might die in one so it's probably not him and you were making fun of me for not having any money and not being a movie star I think it's something else I don't know about this museum thing he says I think you're stupid people and you miss something big cuz you'd rather go around being me and animals and that's what you kind of really are... They said the last paragraph no he did s******* bja and no wonder we shoot each other you stupid freak he has something important to tell us that you won't listen and he doesn't want to tell us anymore it's some waste of time it's it's a pain to him he says there's something wrong with Billy z he's a stupid person and BG picked up on it and it's making his boat and it's not stupid like most of us I feel insulted but I feel it is true and his clan used to do it all the time and they are very mean and very deadly and I certainly don't want to be killed by them but it looks like we might be and tell me yes says no and bja and we say produce the evidence you know what's in those houses when he knows those Mansions at the elixir of life I really don't go on eating people is disgusting he says we just keep doing it since you become an oyster if you eat an oyster and the fact is minimal by the way I'm humans without massive amounts of mutagen and you'll be dead with cancer it's not really what's happening so I'm disgusted and he's telling me something's wrong with us I garth you don't know s*** I'm sorry you garth you don't know s***. What I know is our friend is right and you people are all dead I can care less for this talk I saw them in the museum myself he says he saw them there too no some of them Preston freed them... But that's not right someone you'll see in there looks like ghwb is not and he hasn't been there and it's BG. Who says it's pretty Sharp and some of the stuff is not but he's fighting for his life and it seems like we're always screwing around with the sky it's bad and other people take advantage of it and we get mad at him cuz he can't be solidism Rock statue it's ridiculous this is a gross movie my friend says you can care less about these two idiots hates them and Trump is sitting there threatening him with this blue top pile and she's threatening using him and they can both die in a crap heap for all he cares getting torn apart and eating is a much more fitting death for such scum I do realize what you're saying but then again Tommy F will probably happen along and massacre of people and put the idiot into a different woman and continue on his rampage of idiocy as people are documenting what he's doing following him destroying his armies as a result because he has to because his armies killed and ate his family in front of him. It says he thinks Mac dies it's not really sure how or where, since it's us and he thinks it's us in Mars attacks a lot of people do and he dies after Garth explodes in Iceland. I don't think it's funny I think it's gross there's so much the stupid s*** happening it's ridiculous and as far as the meeting goes we all sat there and said it's nice it was nice made a good idea and we are going to try and go through it because we have other towns and cities that want to try and maybe the stuff will slow down maybe we'll speed up that his own clan hates him it's kind of a bummer cuz nobody really cares for him and he doesn't seem to care which is odd but okay. Now this might happen and it might not and it might be a clone and it may have already happened but it's disgusting and it doesn't compare with what's really going on we think is vulgar low level dog s*** and I know it is compared to our friend Jose Gaspar who ran this area and knows that everything is a muvk including the muck

Jason

I thank you and they actually act Young

Sarah

[captnbunnie]

It's good to see that there's at least one retelling that does justice to the source! I hope I'll get more free time soon enough so that I can continue whatching it, but I kinda wonder if I would have a better experience if I read fully the Odyssey first haha (so much to do, but so little time TwT) (your analysis always inspire me to read something new, I think I have at least 4 different things I wanna read because you made such brilliant posts! I will someday, just you wait and see!!)

Yeah, I feel like we already said everything about it, and the faults in these retellings always lie on the same problems,,, they say that modernizing it helps the audience to understand the source, but it just seems like they're using history as a way to push personal opinions by making them pass as historical things, and unfortunately history can't defend itself,,,,,, (but it's good to know that there are people like you spreding the real stuff!)

Don't worry about the time! You can take as much as you want and need :] (I mean, look at how late these answers are haha)

(Bahahaha I can understand the feeling, I'm lucky that for now I've not seen much, so I feel like I've still got some patience still, but I'm starting to notice things more and more, so I don't think it's gonna last for long,,,)

YEAH Patroclus' characterisation in Paris is good exactly for that reason!! Of all his appearences in modern media I think that's my favourite one! Kindess definetly doesn't equal to being meek, I mean, in Paris he has a fighter attitude but you can also tell that he is a respectful and kind person by the way he acts, being sorry for having to choose between his friendship with Achilles and Menelaus, being empathetic towards Menelaus' cause and the other greeks when they realise that without Achilles they are pretty much doomed, and when he goes to fight Hector, singing about his fondness for Achilles. So kindness and energy in a character's peronality are not mutually exclusive!!

About Odysseus you're definetly right, unfortunate, because I feel like it's such an interesting combo, being religious but also a very logic person, and I mean, Odysseus makes it work very well! But maybe they portrayed him like that because they also introduced the theme of heart vs brain, but they didn't really execute it in the end, so this aspect of his character is kinda left to itself.

Ok, so, about what I was saying of Andromache and Astianax, since I was relying on my memories of what I studied 3/4 years ago in school, I was in fact remembering wrong, I checked with one of my friends and found out that I was mixing the myth with Racine's tragedy "Andromache" haha. So the story goes that basically Andromache is Phyrrus' slave, as the myth says I belive, and Phyrrus is in love with her, problem is that he's gotta get married with Hermione (Helen and Menelaus' daughter). At first Andromache reject Phyrrus, so he is ready to marry Hermione and give Astianax to the Spartans (since they were worried that he might not marry Hermione, they asked for Astianax in exchange, if I understood well). Because of this, to get Astianax saved, she decides to marry Phyrrus, with the intent of killing herself after, but then Phyrrus gets killed and Hermione kills herself too out of desperation and heartbreak, but I don't know what happens after to Astianax and Andromache, I only remember that they both get killed in the end (and that's where I took that part from the previous post from haha). Sorry I confused sources and tragedies, but at least I cleared this fro my self too haha

I'm sorry that many left your wonderful blog just because of a discrepancy in opinion, but I can see it happening to many people, not strictly over Epic, and it's just really sad how some people treat the internet. Sometimes it's like as if people don't remember how they talk to people in real life and that people on the internet are just like the ones they know, there's such a disrepancy between internet interactions vs irl interactions, suddenly on the internet everyone becomes a moral judge that has never done wrong! And your one "fault" becomes all you're known for! But alas, I shall leave this conversations for another time XD

Yeah, you did answer the first question already on someone else's ask, and about the second one, I would love to ask you to talk about it right now, but I feel like I lack information to make a decent conversation haha so I'll probably ask you some other time, as soon as I've got a better understanding of this guy :)

Hello!!

Since I've seen that you've listened to both Epic and Paris the musical, I was curious to know what are your toughts on them! Did you like how the myths and characters where handled? What do you like best and worst? (If you'd like to share, what's your favourite song/moment in each?)

Thanks :]

My my you really wanna get me have an even bigger target on my back than the one I put already! Hahaha! Ok so be it! Hahaha If this gets waaaaaay too long or too runty forgive me! ^_^

You have noticed from many of my comments and my notifications, memes or jokes. I am not a fan of EPIC. Not at all. I believe I am one of the most disliked people on Tumblr on mythology matters because I so openly speak my dislike against EPIC and being annoying about it! Hahaha! XD The thing I absolutely love about it is of course the guy's passion with the project, the way the music works and all (undoubtedly the guy is a very talented composer and can combine the scene with music and emotions and the tricks he uses with music are great) but the way the plot of Odyssey was twisted beyond recognition and to the point that to me you can literally change the names of the characters to anything else and still have the story he presents with the Musical. Maybe that was his goal but in my head that is not what a retelling or an adaptation is about. A retelling to me is not something that seeks to change literally as much as possible from the plot to fit the modern standards or the fanbase. A retelling is something as the word says that "retells the story" aka adapts the story as loyally as possible and adapts it to the audinece by taking creative liberties that are still generic to the story as it was originally told so that it will fit more to the modern standards or ear.

I believe we have so much twisted the word "retelling" that nowadays "retelling" seems to be equivalent to "let's change the hell out of the story because the original plot is not even THAT important to be salvaged and no modern person would watch it anyways" which in my opinion is not the case at all. Unless of course one writes satire. Then it doesn't matter, as I mentioned to another ask of mine.

I lost interest and was massively disappointed from the end of second saga and the song "Storm". The first two sagas were a masterpiece. The creative liberties were amazing to make sense with the plot and give the characters motivation (for example "I'm just a man" was FANTASTIC! The way the myth from Iliou Persis that gave us only one phrase "Odysseus kills Astyanax by throwing him off the wall" is now transformed into a marvelous emotional dilemma and a painful decision). In this case the creative liberty work WITH the plot and not against it. I didn't mind it as much that they made Polites a fluffy guy for no reason to fit that stereotypical "innocence of the team" plot because Polites is a clean slate character in Odyssey. However after Storm I started seeing your typical "Hollywood film 'adaptation' logic with changing stuff at the plot". I was intrigued at how they decided to give Polyphemus an excuse to kill like the guys enter a cave that is obviously habitable and kill an animal that is obviously domesticated and they do not know someone lives there? In the original it was clear someone lived there which made Odysseus curious to interract with them. I was willing to ignore that because ok creative liberties but then Athena was there!? And she gave Odysseus every opportunity to kill him while Odysseus was just "TOO NICE?!" like since when? Odysseus was all about killing him but he had no guarantee he would plus he needed him to open the cave. And the way he revealed his name in the musical was so rush and almost "out of spite" for Athena not a result of a secclusion in a cave for days and days and then his pride speaking up when Polyphemus called him a coward (which I tried to capture to my fic, not sure if I succeeded but still). So anyways at that point I was sure we wouldn't see the last of it with the changes. Poseidon destroys the ships instead of the Laestrygonians (no surprise there, rarely ever see anyone even mention the Laestrygonians yet alone show their contribution to the Odyssey) but then Circe happened and I just knew that we would have to derail from the original more and more

Circe's role was incredibly diminished for the sakes of making her actions more mellow and pass the message of loyalty and kindness. Circe in the original gives Odysseus valid information for his trip provisions and much more. In Epic not only we do not see the importance of Odysseus selling himself to Circe and we have Circe for some reason seducing him to kill him (removing her humanity from when she got scared that her magic won't work on him, potentially thinking he is some kind of god, begging for her safety to then suggesting her bed as Hermes predicts) I mean she had lions and wolves to her disposal she doesn't need to seduce him to kill him. Then of course Jorge realized that a big chunk of plot is missing and so he made Odysseus find out about Skylla by the sirens?! Like...okay... Even Tiresias gives him almost nothing (in the original he also tells him how to break the curse) Which seems interesting how Odysseus breaks down with "Monster" in Tiresias when he has received an act of kindess before. Wouldn't it be more amazing if he had that breakdown AFTER he paid the price with Circe with his own body? That even kindess has a terrible price? Of course the most iconic scene of the Odyssey after the murder of the suitors and Cyclops, the Sirens were twisted to whatever we had there; Odysseus listening to their song was of massive importance to his natural curiocity and we didn't get that (not to mention how would the sirens spell work on him and have Penelope there if he didn't hear their song in the first place?) and of course the fact that he kills them?! Like...how that even works I have no idea and like in the original people were running for their lives. Didn't even look back. Apparently they had all the time in the world to capture them, they knew apparently exactly how many they were and then they kill them?! Like I won't even say that they used the medieval mermaid instead of the sirens and then they "leave them drown" (how you drown fish people is beyond me! Maybe they are sharks that need to keep moving lol) and of course again that scene seemed to me that it was there only to show that "Odysseus is a monster" which makes no sense Odyssey-wise for many reasons. and then of course again Skylla; Odysseus doesn't gear up to protect his men, he is the one who chooses the sacrifice out of spite etc etc

Many others got sped up like the Helios cattle but ok I guess that is expected up to one point even if it could be handled differently but of course then we have also Zeus being a jerk and again making Odysseus choose? The storm that took the lives of his men was a natural consequence, not some twisted thing to prove how "monstrous" Odysseus is. In fact Odysseus tried till the last moment to sail away and save the lives he could (see my other analysis here) and of course again as many people said on God Games and all how Zeus was twisted yet another time although in Odyssey he had zero reasons to object apart from the natural hubris nemesis sequence. He never called Odysseus "shameful" either. In fact he says he agrees with Athena that calls him the most pious.

I think the massive change that I believe is abused by modern retellings is the whole "monster to man" trope. Odysseus losing his moral compass and "becoming the monster" and the plot around revolving to it. That was never the pont of Odyssey in my opinion. Odysseus never really lost his moral compass it is just his morality was not all pure and lovey in the first place. Was he changed by his experiences to be more ruthless in general? Absolutely but he was never changed to a monster according to Homeric version (because post-homeric versions already treat him as a villain from the get-go)

As for the things I liked about it, I had made a post you can see here:

I do love the harmonies and the music in it and I love the passion and the talents of the people in it. It is just that the whole plot for me is just not it. Also maybe I am also mostly annoyed with how the "fandom logic" has taken over it. Like internet getting swarmed by it. Epic quotes or facts getting literally mixed up or associated with the original or the fact we can no longer speak on the original unless someone brings up Epic the Musical... This annoys me to no ends. Of course I recognize the passion of the fans of the musical. Is just a personal thing to me. I felt the same when people were using Percy Jackson or Miller's books to talk on mythology before. Is the same here.

Of course I need to say this all the above is my PERSONAL OPINION. I have literally NOTHING against people who love the musical and the original equally. I am just NOT one of them. Also i have nothing against the artist either. I just do not agree with his outtake. Still appreciate his hard work. However when I saw the firsttwo sagas I knew this guy KNEW his mythology which is why I feel so disappointed that his later sagas felt like "Hmm...let me use that knowledge I definitely have on Odyssey just to change the hell out of it!" And that had me very sad and lowkey annoyed because I think this guy had some real stuff to create an actual Odyssey adaptation and yet again we had your average hollywood film plot where you barely see any of the plot he ellegedly adapts

Now on Paris the Musical I had answered another ask you can see here

I will not take more space on this already huge and runty post that probably made me more annoying and irritating around Tumblr! XD Generally again has little to nothing to do with Iliad but I loved the music (it was arguably one of the most original choices for music for a musical) and the songs I mention to the ask. Apart from that I am ot ecstatic by it either (arguably stage musicals do not seem to work for me when it comes to the ancient classics to a large degree because of how much the plots need to be overly simplified to fit the time frame) but I am more happy that it din't get blasted out of proportions like Epic was so the plot of it doesn't even need to be pointed out that it is not accurate and all. It is self-evident. The fact that the creator of Epic needed to "warn the fans" on how inaccurate his work is, speaks volumes to me.

I will close this runt now because is already too long. I think both Epic and Paris musicals have little to nothing to do with the things they adapt but Ironically Paris the Musical changed less stuff than Epic in comparison to magnitude. Both are passionate projects with great potential and very good music but plot wise I am not anymore surprised that they do not follow the actual plots or character developments. I am surprised that Epic was more accurate to the character development of Eurylochus than the main protagonist Odysseus! Made me focus more on Eurylochus than Odysseus! Hahaha!

I am glad that the musicals make more people willing to read the originals though. For that I am grateful.

And if I have to pick one song from each musical I would say "Just a Man" and "Business" respectably but of course I like others as well especially from Epic such as "Horse and the Infant", "Will of the gods" and "Storm".

I hope this answers your questions! I will elaborate further on some of the points I make here if you want! ^_^

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Good Omens NYCC panel recap

   - Guests: Neil Gaiman, Douglas Mackinnon, Rob Wilkins, Maggie Service, Nina Sosanya and Guelin Sepulveda, it is said that Michael Sheen will join at the end over Zoom.

About Season 1

- What do they miss most when S1 wrapped and before S2:

Douglas: All the cast and all the crew. We were very big and cuddly family.

Neil: Yeah. 

Rob: David Tennant and Michael Sheen.

Nina: Missing the mentioned family and being part of the nuns sisterhood.

- At the beginning they shared several bts stories from season 1 and the book: 

First day of shooting in the bookshop was cancelled because of the blizzard and the second day they were foreced to shoot interiors because outside there were people with flamethrowers trying to melt what was there. So they build the set of Soho 2 inside.

Rob kept a lot of the vehicles from S1 and S2, all the motorbikes, the cars, and now I have topped it with Crowley’s Bentley.

A lot of nuns including Maggie had warts, but Nina didn’t want one.

Neil about Nina’s audition (read more here).

That both Michael and David both independently suggested that he might like to write a Good Omens stage play so they may swap roles each night.

About Michael originally being Crowley (more here and here).

About Terry and Neil being Aziraphale and Crowley - Neil: In the creation of Crowley Terry took the things that I did that he thought were hilarious, like wearing sunglasses indoors when I didn’t need to. He put a lot of me into Crowley but then we both put a lot of ourselves into both of them. (here, also this).

Michael Sheen is amazing mimic, Neil recalls that during one of the final scenes he had producer headphones on, the guys were acting and sitting on the bench and all of the sudden David Tennant started saying awful things about Michael Sheen, just, you know, there’s Crowley and Aziraphale talking and Crowley is saying all this stuff about how Aziraphale is fat Michael can’t act and all the stuff and I’m like ‘Whaat?! David is the nicest man in the world...’ and then the penny drops and it’s Michael sitting there doing pitch perfect as Crowley.

About Season 2

- What was like for Quelin to join the show:

She was a fan. The very first day was a bit like out of body experience, there was a scene where she interacted with David and Michael. So it was like, ‘Concentrate, Quelin, concentrate! It’s okay, it’s okay!’ And it was just overwhelming in the best of ways, honestly.

She plays angel Muriel. When Neil and John Finnemore talked about season 2, they realized that they didn't have another nice, well-meaning angels except for Aziraphale in Heaven, all they had were bastards, all awfull, so they thought ‘Let’s have a nice one’ and so they created angel Muriel, curious, gullible, well-meaning and chatty angel that spent 6000 filing in the same office in Heaven hoping that somebody would come in and the day would get more interesting and it doesn’t.  

She’s a 37th order scrivener, bottom of the pily, it’s her first time to Earth.

- They felt Terry’s presence also during filming S2.

- Douglas said that they started doing the ADR post production and that the difference between David and Michael is that David looks at the monitor and whatches what he’s done and Michael never watch, so now Michael saw himself for the first time and he was like a fan doing, ‘Oh look we’re back! And there’s Aziraphale!’.

- Neil about Maggie and Nina returning: 

It was a thing where one of the things I was very very certain before I started writing season 2 that there were two characters in it and I wanted them to be played by Maggie and Nina, so in order to make it clear to everybody reading the script, that they were going to be played by Maggie and Nina, I called the characters Maggie and Nina. Maggie and Nina liked being Maggie and Nina so the names stayed. 

Douglas joked that he thought that a bit lazy not to think up new names and it was hell on set. Later he jokes that since Muriel is an actual angel name, that Neil didn’t make that one either.

Maggie runs a record shop which is beside Aziraphale’s bookshop in Soho, Mr. Fell is her landlord, shop passed through the generations. Her shop looks across shop where Nina works.

Nina works in the independent coffeeshop Give Me Coffe or Give Me Death, she is good with dealing with people in Soho who come in, not afraid of dealing with them. Wears great cardigans. Her character is quite grumpy. There is a scene where at the start her love life is doomed and she is getting passive-agressive texts for Lindsay - Neil says writing the texts was some of the most fun they had  - maybe there will be a hope for her love life.

- About more characters:

Neil didn’t want to lose people because they are such a family and wanted Miranda Richardson back but Madame Tracy’s story had really finished and couldn’t think of more for here and her story had ended so beautifully so he wrote a new part for Miranda - she plays Shax, demon that was sent on Earth as the replacement of sacked Crowley.

Anna Maxwell Martin couldn’t make the filming (was in two shows and a stage play when they needed her), so Beelzebub is played by Shelley Conn. She demanded a lot more flies.

Donna Preston plays Mrs. Sandwich, and We’we never quite sure about Mrs. Sandwich’s profession but she’s definitely in Soho.

-When Neil started writing S2:

 In August 2019 he told Amazon and BBC at fancy breakfast, ‘This is the plot.’, and they said, ‘Oh, we like that plot.’ 

In December he and John Finnemore got together and Neil told him the plot and he said, ‘That is a good plot, but how does it end’ Neil said that he doesn’t have ends until he gets there but John needed one so Neil said, ‘How about this?’ and told him the end and John said, ‘That’s a good end.’ And that is the end we’ve got. 

He started writing it in the middle of the pandemic Summer 2020, writing with pencil to his notebook the first scene which is the first scene.

- Neil what will S2 be about:

Six episodes, each about 45 minutes.

There are some love stories in it.

We will learn a lot about Jane Austen we didn’t know before.

There is a lot more Heaven, a lot more Hell.

- What could be more eras for Aziraphale and Crowley

Douglas: 19th century Scotland, Neil: Edinburgh perhaps around 1827?, Douglas: That would be good, can you write that?, Neil: Oddly enough, episode 3 will take us to a little stint of body snatching in the era. For me it would be like 1941 and we’d go back to those Nazis. Douglas: That would be good and what about something biblical as well, could we do something? Neil: Bible’s good. Yeah back to biblical times, that would be really fun, we could do one of those in episode 2. (they are obviously talking about minisodes :))

- There was a clip from the show but only sound for those watching the stream. 

Listen here. 

Description from twitter ‘Crowley rushes into the bookshop holding plants and it’s so cute’.  

This pic should be from it :)

- Season 2 Release Date: Summer 2023

- At the end on the zoom dropped not on Michael but also David and Jon Hamm! :)

Watch here :), their banter was written by Neil, Staged-style.

Michael and David found out that there’s going to be S2 probably at the same time from Neil. There was always sort of hope after the end of S1 that there might be more story to tell. Jon found out about it from Neil during press for S1 as potentiality and then during covid Neil said an idea to Jon that we would start by walking down the street in Soho completely nude and he send me the beggining of the scene where Gabriel does not recogni- and the rest is deliberately cut with ‘Lost connection’, to the nude part Neil said, I knew that if he said yes to that he’d say yes to anything and then he says it is not actually there.

[theyaregayyourhonor]

elumax and byler going on dates which includes:

Whatching shitty horrors at the Hoppers because they have the biggest livingroom (Max started a game of 'What is going on on the screen? Which is her guessing every five minutes what is goig on. 'There is a big crab on the screen, right' 'H-How?')

Max and Mike constantly bickering about everything while Mike pushing her wheelerchair

Jane and Will finding something and stop to just stare at it. Will because 'I want to draw' and Jane because 'What is that?'

Lucas and Mike just being in awe of they date/dates

Jane sitting on Max's lap

Lucas and Will talking about anything

Flowers but like from Jane to Max and Lucas and Mike to Will

Max and Lucas having an 'Are you okay?' 'Yes, I'm okay' convo

Jane just saying 'I love you' out of the blue

Byler flirting that is being interrupted by Max (but never the sweet/important moments)

Use of petnames but in like Max calling Mike 'Sugarplum' and him her 'Bunnyflop' and they go back and forth and yeah the others do it too

Jane and Mike laughing at something not even remotely funny

Terrible jokes that are funny for all five of them

Going to a fast food restaurant and eating way too much

Max joking about not seeing (like Toph from ALTA)

[ichirukilover]

I know this is gonna sound sadistic, but I really didn’t bad for Orihime during the Hueco Mundo arc.

Like girl, I get it you were cornered, but you could’ve used that time when you said “give a minute,” and actually got help! Instead of sneaking into Ichigo’s room like a creep and sniffing up all over him.

But you just wanted Ichigo to save you like he saved Rukia in SS expecting him to be this Shining hero in armor but that didn’t happened instead he got killed and went berserk and all you did was scream “SAVE ME!” And ppl are like “Her voice brought him back to life!”

Like I’m sorry. It’s hard yo feel bad for her.

I feel bad because she is in a tragic situation. I start to feel frustarated when she does not do one single thing right, or at least that makes sense. She writes down things to do and how to take the trash out and she can't write, sneak a thing about what is going on??? Ok. moving on, You got one person to say goodbye to and...you go to a guy that barely even knows you??? Tatsuki??? Ok crushes on teens frie the brain so moving on. You go there and just sit and wait, that's all she does, oh and she heals the enemy, ok moving on. She starts to stop sitting LMAO and gets moved around, by Grimm, Ulqui, Ishida, Ichigo, whoever is there to order her arund she just stands and whatches and does what other ask her to do, like IDK protect yourself, or heal a baby first, ok moving on. After countless chapters she puts up a shield to stop and attack that is going to get to Ichigo WOW groundbreaking, so shocking even Ulquiorra questions wtf she didn't do so eons ago, but Ichigo doesn't give a damn nor expects anything from her, so we don't hear any excuses about it (spoiler she wants to be saved lol). Moving on. She goes up on the dome, gets Ishida and herself in danger again because she wanted to see Ichigo win, prooceeds to see Ichigo get killed and loses it. Ok I get it, it's tragic Kurosaki Kun was supposed to save her like he saved Kuchiki san so WTF she wasn't prepared for that and just loses it and damn what is she supposed to do? Screaming for help? Hm moving on. Well there is nothing else she does after that is there? Figures the low is reached there is nothing even more bad she can do after that.

Yeah after all that (and more) I guess I kinda understand if a reader can't even feel pity for her, I mean there is so much of fail one can accept, so I don't blame you anon.