#SAVED FROM MASS MURDER BY THE POWER OF CHANCE!!!!

[aseplant]

ok there's no way samin has anyone up high enough in the corps to actually purposefully arrange min & sayeon to be in the same team. WHAT WAS THEIR PLAN IF HE WASN'T PUT ON THE SAME TEAM AS HER. on the ground going bald from stress.

[noven-warsh]

Someone on twt said that Denji's a heartless asshole so I decided to cook up an entire thread showcasing the times he wasn't, which I'm gonna copy-paste over here (because I love wasting my time responding to useless stuff)

Introduction Arc:

♥ He tells Pochita that he can use his body to live a normal life ♥ He offers the little girl to run away with him and her devil because he empathizes with her

Bat Devil Arc:

♥ He empathizes with Power, even though she betrayed him and sacrificed him for the Bat Devil ♥ Tells this one random girl to flee, even though he doesn't have to ♥ He unnecessarily holds Power when he finds her in the midst of the devil's organs

Eternity Devil Arc:

There's a good chance he feels bad for Aki shielding him here (it might be a reach tho idk)

Katana Man Arc:

♥ He contemplates if he’s heartless for not crying for Himeno, even though it’s clear that he didn't because he wasn't that close to her ♥ He protects a girl from becoming collateral damage by Katana Man

Bomb Girl Arc:

♥ He starts crying at a scene of two guys simply hugging ♥ He straight up forgives Reze and even considers her offer of running away, despite her being a mass murderer and beating the shit out of him

International Assassins Arc:

♥ He starts running away from Santa's dolls because he recognizes them as innocent people and doesn't want to murder them ♥ This panel

Interlude: He rejects Makima's offer because he wanted to take care of Power

Gun Devil Arc: He constantly begs Aki to wake up and return to his senses, cries when he lands the finishing blow, and spends the days after that broken down from the fight

Control Devil Arc:

♥ He loses the will to live because Power and his newfound family won't be there with him anymore ♥ He chooses to eat Makima not as an attack but as an act of love ♥ He decides to raise Nayuta with love and care, despite her being the reincarnation of a someone who caused him great harm

PART TWO

Introduction Arc: He saves a cat from falling off a building

Asaden Date Arc:

♥ He offers Asa starfish (which means he listened to her entire lengthy talk about fish) when he finds her hungry and alone ♥ Admits that his obsession with money (recycling cigarettes, stealing money and selling hats) is so Nayuta could go to college

Falling Devil Arc: He shows empathy for Asa and tries to talk her out of letting herself succumb to falling

Chainsaw Man War Arc: -

♥ You can see him feeling sympathy for Fumiko's family ♥ He tries refusing Nayuta's offer (with lots of advantages) because he still likes Asa and wants their relationship to somehow work

♥ He constantly worries for Nayuta, from snapping out of his manic phase when he sees her hurt, to his waking thoughts being her, to straight up accepting anything as long as he finds her

[linkemon]

Revenge (Dracula x Reader)

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"ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀᴜꜱʜɪɴɢ ꜰᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ɪɴ ��ɪɴᴇ."

ᴀᴅᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ɪɴꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ: 1. ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ 2.

[Reader] looked around. The desert stretched as far as the eye could see. Dune after dune and nothing else. Not a single plant, even the smallest one. Heat was pouring from the sky. The air was dry. She reached for the sand, not believing what had happened. Yellow particles fell between her fingers.

The entire landscape seemed the opposite of where she was just a minute ago. The dark, cold, old chambers of Dracula's castle — that's where she should be standing now. She had a duty to defend the vampire. She took an oath.

And yet Vlad sent her away. For her supposed good. When he pushed her into the magic mirror, she wanted to scream. He didn't save her at all. She couldn't be his lover, so she wanted to at least be a faithful servant. She wanted to die by his side. She didn't even get that. Fate never gave her anything she wanted.

— Sir. — She bowed.

She saw him less and less. However, it still happened that he visited her not only to talk about matters related to the army.

It was one of the evenings when he asked strange questions. She knew it. She could tell by the way he sat in the big red chair. He then seemed to shrink in on himself. As if all the power he wielded was draining from him.

— Why are you still here with me, [Reader]? I want to murder your race. — The wine in the goblet shimmered in the light coming from the fireplace. — I also can't give you what you want.

He didn't look her in the eye.

— I've known this for a long time — she replied, unmoved.

She sat down on the floor, by the fire. She looked towards Dracula.

She saw how tired he was. The flame of life burned out in him long ago. He was no longer the same vampire, craving justice for his wife's death. He continued to finish what he started long ago. However, he did it mechanically. There was no passion in it. Mass murders no longer brought him relief. He left it to others. Generals, armies and other vampires. He knew there was no turning back, so he went with the flow. She couldn't comfort him. And even if she could, she knew he wouldn't want to. He drowned in his sadness too deep and did not want to surface at all.

— My love doesn't matter. It doesn't have to be reciprocal. I followed you and I will do what needs to be done. Humanity never cared about me or Isaac or Hector either. — She tightened her fingers on her weapon. — We don't care about people. The fact that we are people has nothing to do with it.

Sometimes she wondered what she was doing with her life. She could have left. Leaving a person who never looked at her the same way. And yet she stayed here. In a gloomy castle, commanding an army of vampires. Creating creatures that kill her kin. But if she stopped, what would she be left with?

She felt that if she refused to help him, she would regret it. In the end, she didn't care anyway. And he needed her. He chose her to help him avenge Lisa. It didn't matter that she should be looked at as a dead rival. No one and nothing would replace the emptiness left by her. Even she couldn't do it. So she stuck with it all. She joyfully rushed towards her own destruction. For him and herself.

She couldn't know that death was rushing faster to meet him. She wasn't first in line.

Isaac seemed less lost than she was in his new surroundings. He stood up and offered her his hand. Throughout their acquaintance, he showed virtually nothing about himself. Now, however, she saw uncertainty in the brown eyes — slight, but still. He was wondering the same thing as her. Is there a chance that the vampire they loved survived?

— He won't kill his son. Not Alucard. Her voice sounded strange in the great wilderness. — So he will die.

She was afraid to say it. This sentence seemed to make real the fact that he was going to die. It was as if by admitting the truth she was killing him herself.

She was answered by a nod of her head.

— There is still revenge. — The man pulled out a dagger, looking at his reflection in the blade.

He never said much but he didn't have to. She understood him enough.

The list was long: Hector, Carmilla, the traitorous army, Alucard, and millions of nameless people. They all had to die. They had no right to walk in this world if Vlad was no longer there.

— Revenge. — She nodded. — And then we'll join him.

She was angry. This wasn't how she imagined it. They should finish the job together with Dracula. She was supposed to leave before him. She felt that when she finally allowed herself to meet death, she would welcome it with joy. However, she had a long way to go before that happened. There was so much she still had to do before she could die in peace.

There was no time for tears or mourning. They had to make plans. For a moment she felt tired. However, she recovered and followed the Forgemaster. Step by step they marched through the wasteland. 

[companion-showdown]

Who is the best TARDIS team?

12, Clara, Missy tied with 10, Donna, Martha, so now everybody has another chance to get into the quarterfinals

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

propaganda under the cut

8, Charley, C'rizz

The world's worst toxic trio! Each pair dynamic is pretty rough and then they combine like Power Rangers into one group only slightly more functional than the sum of its parts. The Doctor and C'rizz get along so well because any time something goes wrong they flip the metaphorical mass murder/suicide coin. C'rizz and Charley were both dragged from their homes by the Doctor in a way that did save them but nevertheless makes them dead people walking, sometimes literally. Charley and the Doctor kissed, once, so that their mouths would meld together and a sound creature couldn't use their voices. Who else is doing it like these three (@regicidal-defenestration)

i LOVE companions from non-modern times, alien companions, AND alternate universes, and charlie+c'rizz combine all of that. also being alongside charlie + 8 it would be easy for c'rizz to just be a third wheel but he complements BOTH of them in a really great way and actively enhances the team. also (sui cw) they meet because the doctor tries to kill himself by jumping into an alternate dimension + charley jumped right in alongside him + the very first thing c'rizz does upon meeting them is try to drown himself. theres something here and it's that they are all deeply unwell and perfect for each other. heart.

8, Anji, Fitz

Anji Kapoor is the most underappreciated companion and she was the essential ingredient that made her team work. She and Fitz had fabulous friendship chemistry, and then Fitz and the Doctor had their weirdness (affectionate), and Anji didn’t let any of the Doctor’s shit go unquestioned, and there was just this great crackling energy between all of them all the time. Like I love Fitz and Eight but I love them less when they're not paired with Anji, and i desperately wish Anji had gotten to meet another companion, but idk that anything could ever match the magic the three of them had going on

[alipeeps]

Episode 30

I think I'll have to skip doing gifs for these last few commentaries, or it'll take me days to get through them all... 😭

Oh dang, Zhou Yichen's words are weighing on Li Lun.

Zhu Yan gave Li Lun the Truth Eye?!! 😭

What I don't get about this show is that they act like these two have been enemies for centuries.... but we know from the timeline it's been 8 years! They fell out and Li Lun was sealed 8 years ago just before the blood moon where Zhu Yan lost control.

"How long has it been since we played Go so peacefully?"

"I don't remember anymore"

IT'S BEEN EIGHT FUCKING YEARS!! 😂

It never had to be this way Li Lun, you're the one who made this a zero sum game.

How are his eyes so big?

Yeah but of those two friends, Li Lun, only one is a) a mass murderer, and b) actively choosing to possess and kill the other. When it comes down to a choice of who gets to inhabit one body - the original owner of the body, who is a literal child, has far greater rights to it than the one who stole the body and has killed lots of people.

The thing is... this is lovely and dramatic and all... but it's so unnecessary. All y'all idiots had to do was what I suggested at the end of episode 29 - tie that fucker up until Zhuo Yichen gets back with the sword and then sever his primordial spirit and free Xiao Bai. Why let Li Lun loose to start a fight that risks losing the opportunity to save Bai Jiu?

Also, can we please bear in mind that only recently Zhao Yuanzhou had his inner core damaged and a lot of his demon power consumed... and was warned it would not be a quick recovery.

Ah fuck... and Li Lun knows it. Wait up tho.. he's lost ALL his demon power? And is no different from a human? Is that true? And will he get it back?

Oh nice! Your opponent... is me!

But AGAIN... this is so fucking unnecessary! I mean yeah, badass fight scene and all... but you could have fucking resolved all this safely while Li Lun was unconscious.

Give it up for baby bro!!

Wait did baby bro like.. DIE, die? He's a puppet infused with Pei Siheng's spirit... I didn't think he could die?

Ahhh fuuuck and Wen Xiao is using the baize power (though without the token, it seems?) which could exacerbate her poisoning...

Zhuo Yichen would you please just fucking do whatever it is you need to do to remove Li Lun's primordial spirit, while he is fucking restrained!! Please! You're killing me here!

Great. So Wen Xiao injured herself for nothing because you didn't take advantage of the opportunity offered.

YING LEI!! NOOOOOOOO!!!

Well, this is going fucking great. 4 out of 5 of the team are now incapacitated in some way.

Don't you fucking do it. Don't do it. Not Ying Lei. Please...

Don't die don't die don't die don't die

JFC Bai Jiu will never recover if his body is used to kill Ying Lei...

Oh fuck he's crying... is... is Bai Jiu fighting back?!

DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITPLEASEFUCKINGSAVEHIM

Here you go, stick him in this piece of wood. 😂

Oh fuck not just any piece of wood... the root of Li Lun's pagoda tree... given to Zhu Yan centuries ago... 😭

So that was what Zhao Yuanzhou meant by a draw... a chance for Li Lun still to live. You didn't even give him chance to explain what he was offering Li Lun...

OH FUCK there was more to that "Promise me" that Zhou Yichen agreed to!!

Ying Lei won't let go of him. My heart!!

Oh don't you fucking have Ying Lei die on me now??!!

I don't like this close up of his face with a blurry lens. Don't fucking do this to me...

It was. You're best boy, Ying Lei. You always have been.

I hate this. Please don't let him die.

How can a half-god, half-demon mountain god die from such wounds?

How dare you fucking finally give him the validation he has always been seeking - and always deserved - only as he's dying?

This is killing me. He didn't need to die. And they are dragging it out soooo long. 😭😭😭😭😭

You bastards. You fucking bastards. I am NOT ok.

Xiao Jiu. Come back to us baby boy.

He's going to be devastated about YIng Lei. 😭😭

Oh dang, he wakes up and the first person he sees is his mum!!

I am actually genuinely fucking crying.

So has he lost his demonic power permanently?

So... there's 4.5 eps left to go. Wen Zongyu is dead. Li Lun is defeated. Bai Jiu is rescued.

What's going to be the plot for the next 4 episodes? It can't all be about Wen Xiao's poisoning...

Is shit about to go down with Chongwu camp/the results of Wen Zongyu's demon hybrid experiments?

Why is this show so determined to rip my heart out and stomp on it?

Zhuo Yichen is best big bro

My precious baby mountain god... 😭😭😭

Your girlfriend still needs you, Sijing. The polycule still needs you.

What the fuck was he going to say?!!

After this? After WHAT?!!

Why the fuck is he talking like he might no longer be around to protect Bai Jiu?

This has to have been a hell of a trip for Bai Jiu... he wakes up from being possessed by Li Lun to find:

Mum's back Ying Lei's dead Zhuo daren's a demon

THAT'S A VERY GOOD FUCKING QUESTION, BAI JIU!!!

Why the fuck does it feel like he is saying goodbye?! Is he... is he planning to absorb the poison from Wen Xiao?!!

(Shit. I guess there's no longer an option for Zhao Yuanzhou to do that cos his demon power is gone...)

Fuck me, that is exactly what he's planning, isn't it?

Oh and is Zhao Yuanzhou planning the same? (Sorry, demon daddy, Xiao Zhuo Daren already knows that's the only option).

Are they going to be fighting over who gets to sacrifice themselves to save her?

You're damn right she wouldn't let you.

FUUUUUUCK. This episode destroyed me. I am an emotional wreck.

[ckret2]

I love the fact that the axolotl is kind of a neutral entity.

Many headcanon it as a being that wants to do the righteous thing no matter what. But here it just seems to interfere when it's part of the deity job deal or out of curiosity.

And it's funny because bill thought as well that the Ax would be like a god of justice, and the way he reacted when he realized that was not the case it's so funny, but also made me wonder how they will interact with each other in the future!

Now bill knows the body isn't a punishment, is part of what he asked the ax for, to return, but he never said how he wanted to return, so I guess the ax it took the opportunity to temporarily? stop him. Maybe the ax isn't always trying to be righteous but i'm sure it does want to keep bill from destroying the universe.

I'm dying to know how this develops in the next chapters!

I saved this ask from last week's chapter since this week's goes even farther in making him a neutral entity, with Bill talking about stuff like how he handles "casual meet-and-greets."

I do think that the Axolotl very strongly believes in doing the righteous thing; but like... in the same way as a lawyer that takes pro bono cases for defendants who otherwise wouldn't stand a chance. (This is a No Lawyer Slander zone, this isn't a setup for "oh well if he's like an attorney then he's evil lol" joke.) A righteously-motivated lawyer can take cases all day that ensure a downtrodden defendant has his civil rights respected...

... but because of that, he's not taking the big flashy cases that go all the way to the Supreme Court and help nationally change civil rights. (But if he were taking the flashy cases, who would help THIS defendant?)

... and he might be the pro bono attorney of a mass murderer, in which case some people might think defending him AT ALL is contrary to their idea of justice. (But if he doesn't defend him, who will? Somebody's gotta defend that murderer.)

... and if he's in his office working and he sees a bird outside pecking at a bug, he might stop to watch.

... and when he commutes home after work, he might drive a car that burns gas and makes the environment just a little bit worse.

... and at home he'll probably watch TV rather than spend his precious downtime throwing himself into championing yet another social justice cause.

The Ax isn't a flawlessly Lawful Good Fantasy God, he's just some dude powerful enough you could call him a god if you believe in that kind of thing. And "some dude" can fight for justice without fighting for it EVERY SINGLE SECOND.

A pro bono attorney doesn't look like a figure of righteousness when he's commuting or watching TV or having lunch.

And it's probably hard to see what righteousness he's putting into the world at all if you're the bug getting pecked by the bird or splattering against his windshield. What does his "justice" mean to you? Today, Gravity Falls is the anthill.

And—in spite of the above metaphor—this isn't just some random shitty defendant. Bill Cipher is a big splashy Supreme Court change-the-divine-definition-of-justice court case.

[razzledazzlebeach]

I Don't understand the Negan Hype?

After Dead City was announced (which I, for the record, have not seen), many people have argued that if we watch TWD from Negan's perspective, we would think Rick's group were the villains. And that I do understand to an extent. Negan was hurting and guilty over his wife's death, and needed to find a way to survive, so he began to assert himself into the group he was in, eventually declaring himself as leader, just as Rick did in season 2, going as far as saying that it wasn't a democracy anymore.

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Okay, so they both made themselves leaders for the greater good, I can vibe with that. It's the next bit where this argument gets lost on me. Obviously, they both begin to make calls for the group, and these decisions are where their likeness starts to disappear. Negan would kill and enslave people to show that he was a top dog, and nobody would defy him. Even if he was doing this for survival, it still seems super evil to me. He forced several women to "marry him" (ew) by threatening their lovers. For all Rick said about the group not being a democracy anymore, he still listened to the group and his family, he wasn't forcing them into anything, he just ignored suggestions he knew would get the people he cared about hurt. No matter what, survival in a world like TWD is going to be brutal. One of its biggest themes is that you literally can't avoid killing others (Which we saw with Morgan's entire character arc). But bashing people's skulls in with a baseball bat? really? And we know very well that Negan never actually felt any remorse about Glenn or Abraham, which he practically stated in black and white in S10 EP22. He genuinely thought it had to happen.

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Another thing that comes up a lot is the mass killing of one of Negan's outposts. "Rick's groups murdered a bunch of people unprovoked just like Negan did." And yeah, those murders were very awful, especially since they had just met the people of Hilltop and had no actual encounters with the dude. They mostly just wanted the stuff Hilltop had to offer, while conveniently taking out a potential threat. Although it obviously wasn't a righteous or correct decision, they way they did it spoke volumes about their characters. They did it quickly and quietly when they were sleeping. But most importantly, even though they were killing those people on the pretext of survival, they still felt sick doing it. They had guilt and regret. They didn't show off or revel in the pain they were causing.

In seasons 10 - 11 he starts to become a likable character, I can see that, I just don't know how people overlook the fact that he hasn't really changed. We saw it when he admitted he felt no regret for Glenn and Abraham, and we saw that when he made Daryl get on his knees and put a gun to his head while admitting he missed the power he had. Of course, he let Daryl go, and saved Judith, and the dog, but a few redeeming acts does not change the contents of a character. That was never supposed to be a turning point for him.

(This next point is slightly out of the blue, sorry for the whiplash, Maggie was just really annoying me in S11)

As much as I dislike Negan, I know that Maggie had no right to expect him to save her on the train in S11. She had literally just told him she would be trying to kill him any chance she got, then was shocked when he didn't try and pull her up. THAT is what survival is, not bashing people's skulls in with glee.

Another point to make real quick, I don't think Negan was ever meant to be a "good" character. Before the apocalypse, he was literally cheating on his wife. Negan is an incredibly complex character and is so interesting to watch, there were many moments when he was loving and cared for others, and maybe he isn't pure evil, but he is still a terrible person, who shouldn't be forgiven.

Anyways, I really want to hear other's opinions on this, I genuinely want to understand him better, please don't take this maliciously or get heated!

Edit: it just occurred to me that Negan used such a classic abuser manipulation technique. Daryl punches Negan, Negan kills Glenn, tells the group they made him do it. "I'm not the bad guy okay?? You made me do this!"

[missacidburn928]

It's a year old but here's some holiday spice for you all while I wait in the urgent care with my autistic son.

I Really Do Believe In You....

Steve Rogers × Bucky Barnes x Thor Odinson × POC Singer!Reader "Honey"

Let’s see if you believe in me.

The Avengers Holiday party. You are both a guest and part of the musical entertainment. Will you end up on the naughty or nice list?

You spot them as they enter the main ballroom. Your three strapping men, color coordinated and cutting intimidating frames in their suit choices. Thank the goddess you had a good hold on the mic as you waited for your cue to join Sy in singing White Christmas, or you might have literally swooned in front of this mass of party goers.

You start your verse as you watch them make their way over to the bar where the team, plus one Sharon Carter, have gathered. Thankfully tonight’s event is Jane Foster free, so it should be a good night with you, Sy and the Chanti’s house band entertaining Tony’s rich friends and employees before enjoying some much needed time with your men.

You can't help but feel festive in your short red dress, studded red fishnets and nude pumps. You’ve kept your makeup simple with a nude lip and a smokey eye. Your hair down and in its natural state. Sy made a comment when picking you up that you looked like Santa’s little Siren. Seems appropriate if you do say so yourself.

Per usual you notice Sharon being a bit too chummy with your Captain. The woman just can’t help herself. You know all about the “kiss” when they were trying to save your beloved Bucky. But according to Steve the reason it never went further was because there was no spark when their lips touched. And he tried giving her a chance, chalking the lack of spark up to the stress of the situation, but she was way too into his status and power. So he ended things before it made it any further than a couple dates and a subpar makeout session.

What is it with these prude ass women that hang around these strong ass people? Sharon, like Jane, thinks your quad is ridiculous and you don't need that many men. Especially when you added Steve in. 

“He should be upholding traditional values as he’s America's golden boy. Not flaunting such an alternative lifestyle. Hell if he was gay it would be easier than this bullshit. Why on Earth would you want to willingly share a woman with two other men. Not to mention one of those men is a God and the other a murderer.”

Let's not forget what she also stated in that little rant of hers, when she was unaware you could hear her perfectly clear from your spot in the common room. “I just don’t understand what he sees in her. Who stays in a band with someone they used to be fuck buddies with? It’s just tacky and sad. A man that powerful should be with someone who is only devoted to him and can boost his image, not damage it. ” 

I’ll show her tacky. Lord knows I'm certainly not above being petty. I’ve been behaving for far too long. Time to put these Siren skills to use. What good are they to have if you can’t fuck with uppity bitches using them.

Continue

[thenixkat]

also the president gave shoot on sight orders for the Joker. I dont think anyone would care if a superhero murdered the Joker who's orchestrating the mass death of thousands at this very moment, Nightwing. Get off yer fucking high horse

of course the Jokerization is randomly killing/dropping villains now. We can't have this ass pull have any real long term effects

faces

they got paid. so the doctor that diagnosed the Joker with a brain tumor was playing a prank on the Joker and didnt think it would go horribly wrong

folks making deals with that fuckin brainworm that i know is usually up to some shit

ok just spread the jokerness via tainted rain, sure, whatever

you were just fleeing from Joker the other issue why are you demanding being taken to him now? Fuck it, let Harley go to the Joker so he can rape and kill her, it's what she fucking wants right now. Let her get her dipshit ass killed.

also Dr. Langstrom is that Dr. Langstrom, the werebat. In this he turns when stressed.

there's a protocol in place for getting Dr. Langstron to calm his shit when he goes werebat. They shot him with some calming drugs

meanwhile, Harley is getting cavity searched for a 3rd time apparently by an overly gleeful lady soldier, cause sexual assault is funny when its lady on lady apparently.

Oracle calls in Huntress, a hero known for killing fuckers, to do whatever she feels necessary to save Robin and clear out some jokerized villains. Just dont tell Batman

jokerized, ugh, Killer Croc called dibs on some Robin wings

Nightwing you know better than trying to reason with the fucking Joker. Also staple gun

oh hey Batman put tracking devices in the costume upgrades he gave his allies. Gotta love that paranoid big brother bs. Someday folks are gonna get tired of that shit and beat Batman's ass

like that's rude as hell also fucking boob socks on the fucking bulletproof vest is a shitty art decision

i doubt Tim-Robin got eaten that quickly and Killer Croc is still fucking hungry. Tim's a decent-sized child, with plenty of meat

again, I don't think Tim-Robin is dead. An offscreen death in a miniseries that doesnt focus on him? I dont buy it

and even if he was he'd be back sooner rather than later

also since when does a superhero need to be sanctioned? I doubt Batman can keep every hero he doesnt like/wont bow to him out of Gotham

oh so now Nightwing is ok with killing Joker. It only took the Joker killing Jason, crippling Barbra, and killing Tim too. Damn, fuck you Nightwing

The Joker has to murder and maim multiple people that Dick is close to b4 dude would consider killing him. Man, I'd be pissed off at Nightwing if I lived in this world and had folks I knew murdered and maimed and the heroes only get serious when it gets personal

yeah, these heroes should have more enemies with the common people just for that alone. 'You had teh chance to stop a terrible fucker and chose not to. Repeatedly even tho the bodies kept pilling up' also the folks in charge with stopping the prison riot are …alive after getting sucked into a gravity well. B/c gravity wells transport fuckers to a pocket dimension instead of crushing the shit out of things in this world. They've been dodging the aquatic villains and murdering one villain who's power is he gets a new power every time he dies which is extremely unethical

Oracle switched positions and wants Batman to stop Nightwing from murdering the Joker.

let him kill the Joker and get him some therapy after, yall making this more of a problem than it needs to be

No shit Tim-Robin wasnt dead. They didnt even put a whole issue between the fake out and him being back

fucking bleeding hearted saps feeling bad about killing the Joker. Couldn't be me

Batman you should have let him die. Everyone the Joker kills after this is directly on your fucking head.

yall weak ass bitches. Everyone the Joker kills after this is on you all for reviving the fucker.

the put the Joker back in prison instead of just killing him. so he can escape again at some point for more adventures. Lex Luthor is the president, its not like he has fucking morals or that the global public doesnt want the Joker dead. Just kill him

and that's the end. There's no good reason for anyone involved to not just fucking kill the Joker

the villains dont like him, the heroes should kill him for the greater good and they'd actually be justified in this one case more than anything else, the world governments should want the Joker dead. No one benefits to the Joker continuing to be alive

[dr5amatic]

A DEADLY EDUCATION ,

a sentence starter prompts list comprised of quotes from a deadly education by naomi novik. please be advised that this list may involve topics including, but not limited to, murder, death, and violence. change verbiage as needed.

i love having an existential crises at bedtime, it's so restful.

i ran the fuck away.

i decided that you needed to die after the second time you saved my life.

was i starting to feel evil? yes.

i think that after a certain number of evil choices, it's reasonable shorthand to decide that someone's an evil person who oughtn't have the chance to make any more choices.

the more power someone has, the less slack they ought to be given.

you're nearly dead and you're still the rudest person i've ever met.

given that you're at least half responsible for this situation, i refuse to thank you.

i got an affinity for mass destruction.

my anger's a bad guest, my mother likes to say: comes without warning and stays a long time.

you have to ration sympathy and grief in here the way you ration school supplies.

there was only me to save me, because no one else cared.

oh, how i'd enjoyed all that sweet crisp righteous anger, my favorite drug: i'd nearly ridden the high straight into murder.

i am reasonably sure that my one tried-and-true method of being aggressively rude isn't actually how normal people make their friends.

hope is a good strong drink, especially when you can get someone else to buy it for you.

most people can get through lunch without urning it into an act of war.

do you think that everyone is always trying to sit with you for your amazing personality or something?

it always mattered a lot to me to keep a wall up round my dignity, even though dignity matters fuck-all when the monsters under your bed are real.

i don't have a very good idea of how people behave with their friends normally because i've never had one before.

i've got quite well-developed willpower when it comes to doing necessary work. i just have very little willpower when it comes to indulging petty resentment.

the only chance they're really giving us is the chance to be useful to them.

you don't actually want to date me, do you?

i'm delighted to report my repaired door slammed shut on his heels beautifully.

i'm trying not to get kicked out of your life.

my darling, i love you, have courage.

now i'm worried i'll be turned into the dark side by too much crochet.

just because it's a forty-sixth order derivative equation or something doesn't mean that i can't work out which side of that equation is the guilty one.

it's too easy to call people evil instead of their choices, and that lets people justify making evil choices, because they convince themselves that it's okay because they're still good people overall, inside their own heads.

we all get the illusion of a chance.

i was five, ice cream was my only motivation for wanting power.

i'm going to bash your head in with a brick!

only a boy would date somebody for two weeks and not mention it to them.

[dontforgetukraine]

A “little man” is the alpha and omega of the “great russian culture.” A little, despicable, cowardly, uncomplaining, gray, voiceless someone. Whatever and wherever they are, their ability to act is non-existent. A burly, deaf and mute Gerasim obediently drowns the only soul that loves him. Looking into his dog’s eyes, he wraps a rope around a brick, makes a loop, and ties it round his neck… He betrays his dog and kills him. He could have taken him somewhere, sold him or given him away. He could have tied the dog to a tree in the forest and visited him every day, feeding and loving him. But no. Gerasim is a little man. He is too weak to resist the circumstances. But he is strong enough to kill. A “trembling creature,” Raskolnikov decided to measure his largess and height with murder. A murder out of curiosity. He is a little man who believes that he has to kill another person to grow bigger. A little man is an unknown soldier, a nameless hero, a missing warrior. Their name is legion. And they don’t have a name, at the same time, being fused together into the body of a machine that either devours or kills. For many decades, the “great russian culture” has been trying to make the world choke on its tears over the destiny of people who trembled with fear, doubt, and helplessness and committed crimes, unable to resist them.   When the war broke out, my older children’s landlords called them and said, “Well, now that this happened, you can pay only for utilities, if you can afford it. It’s alright if you don’t pay the rent. We’re good people, after all.” I wouldn’t call them good people before the war. The landlords, a mother and daughter, were “half-Vatniks.” * Lots of people like them lived in Kyiv back in the day. Their opinion about what moscovia did in 2014 fit the pattern of “it’s not so straightforward,” “we’re brotherly nations, after all,” and “we have no power over anything.” I am not sure if their opinion has changed now that the “brotherly nation” is skinning people alive out of curiosity or helplessness. I hope it has. But even if it hasn’t. They called us to clarify what kind of people they were. Between the “little” (those who don’t decide anything) and the “good” (those capable of doing something), they chose the latter. Ever since the war started, I have been using the crime series — about riot squads, police departments, and private detectives — as my sleeping pills. They lull me into confidence that good really wins over evil. They drew my attention to the fact that even the most cruel maniacs put the guns down; the filthiest bastards willingly cooperate with the investigation; and the most corrupt police officers admit their treason and often shield their colleagues from bullets to remain — at least for a little bit — good people. “Are you a good person?” — this question, a key one in the negotiations with the criminals, creates a completely different mirror in which the civilization is looking. Not a nameless soldier, but Private Ryan who has to be saved, for he is his mother’s sole surviving son. “Am I a good person?” is a question that teenagers and seniors, the rich and the poor, men and women keep asking. What’s more, even zombies from apocalyptic movies say, “I’m a good person,” refusing to bite a child. This is the difference. The war between “the little” and “the good.” The ruthless, cruel, mindless, unscrupulous, filthy little people — and the good people. If the civilization shaped around the question “Am I a good person?” loses, Gerasim will consistently drown dogs, and Raskolnikov will methodically kill old people. A new Z-swastika, sanctified by the “great russian culture,” will leave no chance for anything human. Anywhere in the world. White Fang will never find its Weedon Scott, and Private Ryan will be buried, unrecognized, in a mass grave.

From the flash essay "Olena Stiazhkina: Kyiv. March 23" from the collection “Wars. Ukrainians. Humanity”.

Source: Oksana Stomina, Olena Stiazhkina, Taras Prokhasko, Valerii Pekar, Mychailo Wynnyckyj — March 22-26, 2022

[blorboazula]

Agatha All Along Fics

they're all in one AO3 series but here's a masterlist anyways (it also has upcoming WIPs that will be linked when I post them.)

Standalones

Try To Save Agatha: a sneak peek of an AU in which the coven thinks the only way to save Alice is leaving Agatha in the cabin with her mother. Alice thinks they're wrong.

Purple Bundle: Teen accidentally turns Agatha into a baby.

Safe as Kittens: Teen accidently turns the coven into kittens.

The Devil is in the Details: the one in which Agatha being left-handed is important to me, so I wrote about it.

Agatha All Along Week (2024): well, exactly what the name says.

A Mass Murderer & Her Protective Coven Mates: short multi-chapter. the one in which Wanda shows up at Agatha's door five years later, with questionable plans, and instead is greeted with protective Coven and forcibly thrown into a mentor/mentee relationship with Agatha.

Wanda, You Are The Mother: initially just a short AU for two chapters of the work above, spiralled into its own thing that might get a sequel if people are interested.

The Child on the Porch: Wanda doesn't find her twins, somehow she brings another witch's child into the realm of the living.

All The Carved Lines: runes are Agatha's thing, and if she's anything, it's resourceful (aka a failsafe rune from centuries ago is very useful when you decide to kill yourself).

Series

Reaper!Agatha

the AU where Agatha gets a job and her own cunty half skullface and sexy costume.

the kiss of death (is not what you think): the kiss in episode 8 ends a little differently.

"I didn't volunteer for a job," says witch who kissed her way into having a job: turns out, borrowing Rio's powers does mean Agatha got a job now.

don't you recognize me, Alice?: Agatha pays Alice a visit, there's some closure.

no body, no crime: Agatha reaps Wanda.

visiting hours: Agatha watches Nicky from afar, feat. Wanda pestering her.

status report: turns out "borrowing" powers from basically the evolution of a witch is a little permanent.

A Coven of Coven-less Witches

the coven as a found family + Vidarkness having a second chance at stuff.

mission: kill the baby daddy: so... the Road went overboard when giving Agatha's powers back.

the quiet extra parental unit: Billy really appreciates how quiet it is to be with Agatha.

monopolizing the familiars: in which Billy is just a little envious that all the familiars decided to cuddle Rio, and Agatha does not think he's adorable.

about clingy witches: detective Billy is detecting and connecting the dots, oh, of course Agatha knocked up a Reaper.

stitches and runes: Agatha's working really hard on a decent speech, and stressed about it. but at least teaching Billy to stitch protective runes into clothes is relaxing. (also, kinda manoeuvring around Rio being a human-sized koala).

it's all fun and games until the baby bump: it's not that Billy isn't happy about this, he just didn't expect to be suddenly hit by the realisation that now Agatha would have an actual child of her own.

Salemite's Blue

Agatha is technically Billy's dad, the coven is his real family, it's all wholesome (and angsty at points, as a treat).

Agatha, You Are The Father: turns out, even the Scarlet Witch can't make a soul on her own.

Protect the Witchling: Wanda kidnaps Billy, nobody can harm the emo baby witch.

It's Called "Coven of Chaos" For a Reason...: drabbles, snippets, little scenes that keep bouncing in my head. Coven of Chaos being chaotic.

The Gentlest Bloodied Hands: direct aftermath of Protect the Witchling, Agatha watches over Billy and it's having the hardest time keeping him under the "mentee" label.

[waltwhitmansbeard]

percy, ripley, and the myth of redemption

this post contains spoilers for all of s3 of tlovm, including the final three episodes.

now that the dust has settled and i have said my piece about how i feel about tlovm as a whole, it's time for me to start complaining. i'll start my offering my standard disclaimer that i neither want nor expect a show like tlovm to be a faithful one-to-one recreation of the events of critical role campaign 1, and just because something is different, doesn't mean it's bad. distilling hundreds of hours of ttrpg actual play into a handful of half-hour episodes is an impossible task, and i do not envy all of those who took that task on while making tlovm. i will not be comparing the events of s3 to the events of c1, because they are different stories, and to compare them is folly.

that being said. what the fuck was the glintshore arc?

let's start with the attack on whitestone. why? what got accomplished? ripley lured percy to glintshore? and there were simply no other ways that could happen? ripley is responsible for percy's torture as a teenager and contributed to the slaughter of his family and the oppression of his hometown. this is bad enough. then she sells that hometown out a second time, so...percy would want to go after her? he already wants to go after her. a second round of horror in whitestone only serves to make percy's desire to bring an end to her reign of terror even more justified, but it doesn't add anything new.

so he goes to glintshore, vox machina in tow. and he's kidnapped again. something something two nickels. he's shown that ripley is working with orthax to spread guns across exandria. he's shown that ripley believes, to her core, that spreading guns will save lives (hello gop, is that you?) and that she willingly teamed up with orthax to do this. add this to the pile of reasons she needs to be stopped, now.

fight breaks out, it's hot, ngl, and percy's got her at gunpoint. and then...he tries to reason with her??? for why????

there is a world where this makes sense to me. it's a world in which percy is not alone, and vox machina is by his side. the people who redeemed him. the people who saw him in the throes of orthax's control and knew he could be better, that he deserves the chance to be better. in this world, percy remembers vex's hand reaching out to him, remembers darling, take of the mask. and he falters. he doesn't want to disappoint her.

and then vex snipes ripley through the fucking neck.

because the different between percy and ripley, the difference that this show never actually highlighted, is that percy fought. he shot through his own hand and was moments from literally killing himself, all to stop orthax's control and influence. percy did terrible things because of orthax, but he fought.

ripley didn't fight, because ripley saw orthax's bloodthirty desire for vengeful murder as a feature, not a bug. ripley could not be redeemed like percy could, because ripley didn't want better. she wanted violence. she craved the misery, deluded herself into thinking it was power.

but in this world, where percy is not alone and vex's voice is in his ear, i could understand a hesitation. i could understand vex being the one to do what he could not, when he feared losing himself once again to the drug of vengeance. in this world, the redemption makes sense.

but that's not the world we got. we got percy, alone, being shown explicit, overwhelming evidence that ripley is not just a threat to him, to vox machina, to cass, to whitestone, but to quite literally all of exandria. percy has a job to do now, as a Hero of the Realm. killing ripley would probably feel satisfying, but even if it didn't, it not about vengeance anymore. it's about stopping a mass murderer before the mass murder. and ripley demonstrated that she was willing, happy to fight percy to the bitter end, to do whatever it took to see her vision come to fruition. the attempt at redemption, in this world, does not look like percy hesitation, like percy wanting to do the right thing. it looks like percy being a naive moron, which, hey, you can call percy a lot of things, but a naive moron is not one of them.

which is why, when he gets shot, all i could think was...yeah. that's what you get, dumbass. play stupid games, win stupid prizes. this wasn't ripley getting the better of him, this wasn't vox machina giving their all and just not being quite enough, this wasn't the power of orthax coming for him once again. this was batman claiming to be better than the villains he refuses to kill while those same villains escape arkham yet again to poison the water supply.

and this is why redemption stories in general are so tiresome to me. they come packaged with this idea that taking steps to stop bad people from doing bad things makes you a bad person too. and yeah, in the real world, cops obviously suck, and violence for the sake of stopping violence is usually not great. but in fictional narrative, in the kinds of stories where the stakes are literal hordes of dragons attacking your hometown, pretending that real-world morality applies is ridiculous. i'm supposed to suspend my disbelief about the smoke demon giving this bitch two extra arms but not about whether killing her is a good idea???

so percy dies, because he's dumb, and i feel nothing. it's not helped by the truly atrocious song that plays when the rest of vox machina finds his body, a song that someday someone will have to answer for. i don't actually hate the decision to have percy stay dead. first of all, he deserves it. second of all, it's a nice nod to taliesin's original desire to have percy die permanently after glintshore in c1, except for vex's nat 20. it also sets up the vaxleth get-together, which in c1 also happens after a friend's death, just a different friend. and then vox machina is fractured, and the twins go off to avenge percy alone.

i actually like this. not only was the boat fight sequence dope as hell, but it gets to what i believe should have happened at glintshore: percy's friends understanding the real threat that ripley faced and doing whatever it took to stop her. it also gives us the fact that percy's soul is trapped in ripley's gun, a fact teased by the fact that vax never saw the matron come for percy's soul.

and so we get the reclamation of percy. my thoughts on this ritual, and its ultimate effect on vax, are separate to this topic—perhaps that'll be another too-long essay someday. in this ritual, vax finds percy working endlessly at a forge, making a gun, utterly detached from who he is and who he loves. orthax tells vax that percy is where he belongs, that he deserves this eternal torment. of course, vax does not stop trying to reach out to him, and it is vex's final confession of love that connects with percy and brings him back to the land of the living. a second redemption.

but again, how am i supposed to feel about this in the wake of the failed ripley redemption? why am i meant to believe that vox machina defying a goddess to bring percy back is good (especially when it's pretty clear that it's going to lead to vax's eventual death), but percy never should have attempted to connect with ripley instead of killing her? i know why i feel that way, but i don't know why the show wants me to feel that way. if anything, this show has bent over backwards to draw parallels between ripley and percy; if anything, i should now feel bad for ripley, because maybe the only thing that was stopping her from seeing the light was a romantic love reaching out through the darkness.

of course, i don't believe that to be true. ripley was an existential threat to the world that needed to be eliminated. percy is a good person who has done bad things and who, when he dies, does not deserve to be trapped in a demon's hell gun. but because tlovm doesn't have any clear ideas or stances about right and wrong and morality, their redemption stories don't end up working.

(side note, but i think percy's resurrection ritual was the time to showcase the ritual mechanics from the campaign, which was arguably fine to skip for vex's resurrection in c1 because that was such a fast spell. but having only vex be the one to be able to bring percy back really does undermine the notion that vox machina is a family and that they are all invested in the wellbeing and happiness of each other.)

i don't know if any of this made sense. even though i actually did enjoy the way the stuck the landing with the percy situation in s3, i can't help but feel narratively let down by the glintshore of it all. it doesn't make sense for percy, it doesn't make sense for this story, and it makes me want to once again grab writers by the throat and remind them that redemption never, ever, ever happens in a single moment. it will always be a series of intentional actions that demonstrate the redeemed person's desire to do and be better. when you try to make redemption a Moment, you will always look dumb as hell.

[leolaroot]

One of the other aggravating things about Danny's character is that in Listen he's set up to be the 'soldier without a gun'/'soldier that doesn't kill' which is later revealed to mean jack fucking shit because. You know. He killed a brown kid in another country and likely more. That's what joining the murderous imperialist machine gets you. The one recurring character of colour and they made him this!!! And treated him like this!!!! (Also I liked Orson Pink a lot. And then Danny dies at the end of series eight which means Orson never exists and Listen as an episode just feels so. Empty. Kind of funny/sad they got Samuel Anderson to play both characters??? Like they really said ah they're both black and one's descended from the other. Just smack an afro on the descendant and people either won't notice or won't mind that they're played by the same guy??? Maybe this sort of thing happens more often than I think but I can't think. Of any other cases where this happens?) Also it's CLARA who retroactively influences him to become a soldier in the first place!! Fucked up!! Perhaps the Doctor should get more pissed at her for that!!! And the Doctor's whole anti soldier thing is like. I get it with imperialistic/colonial militaries. But in most cases in the show it's like. Soldiers fighting against universally genocidal forces like the Daleks. Which they wouldn't have to fight if the Doctor wasn't such a pussy with shit like "Do I have the right (to kill the alien hitler species before they were created to save LITERALLY TRILLIONS OF LIVES") and "Coward. Any day." Like I get that's the point of his character but damn... Talk about leaving a bad taste in the mouth... To me scenes like those are the British using the Doctor as a mouthpiece like "Ooo no please don't hate us or resent us or fight back against us you'd be just as bad as us even after we kill and oppress all of you!! Pacifism in the face of mass slaughter is the answer!!! :))))))" Like tell that to the victims of the British empire (or in the Doctor's case like. So many species who have suffered at the hands of the Daleks. Like do their lives matter so little you'd let the space nazis live??? All so you can go away assured you're still a good person? That you're not a murderer? Imagine how much better this show would be if it wasn't made by a colonial power/wasn't rank with liberalism and British apologism.

This was supposed to be about Danny it all got away from me I'm so sorry

i cannot stop thinking about that child. the show doesnt even name him btw. the fandom wiki calls him "Boy". i think he exists only to give danny Soldier Guilt. doesnt speak cant vocalize opinions. the show is like. and btw kids are killed by soldiers sometimes ! but doesnt bother expanding that Danny was shooting at SOMEONE. and that kid was just incidental. when danny enters the afterlife none of the Soldiers He Killed are there. just the one nameless familyless contextless innocent. never mind why danny pink was in afghanistan. never mind why danny pink felt justified carrying the gun. never mind why danny pink was shooting in a home. A Kid Died and NOW its Sad.

danny feels no guilt for any other killing. hes not held responsible for any of his other actions in the afterlife. just this one child. the ONLY innocent from the war. and we only see it from dannys perspective.

and even when danny grants him a second chance at life we just .... never see him again.... may as well still be dead. clara says "ill get him home" and then we the audience are free to stop caring or thinking about him ever again.

[gremoria411]

I do really like the whole mythic aspect that Iron-Blooded Orphans brought to the table. Not just in regards to the Gundams or mobile suits specifically (though those are wonderful), but just the world in general.

Tekkadan being enshrined as “The Devils of Mars”, and Gjallarhorn’s naming convention having so much influence from Nordic legends and mythology. It really sells the world as not only believable, but where these things have power.

Where a legend can make or break something.

And the mobile suits exemplify this.

I really like the Gundams being these forgotten, almost revered machines. The legendary warriors that ended a war over three centuries ago. The relics of a bygone age, taken up by modern peoples for their own, comparatively petty, causes. That mystic aspect works really well, since it is a setting built on myth, with Kudelia’s Maiden of Revolution and Julieta’s knight imagery.

Gjallarhorn as a whole has a lot of knightly imagery in its mobile suits and it’s aesthetics. Gjallarhorn is the organisation that saved the world from the calamity war after all, so they project that image with their dress and mobile suits. Even Lieutenant Crank and Ein are emblematic of a knight and squire, with Gaelio and Ein only furthering the comparison

Ein’s is a squire, who’s knight is slain by bandits. In desperation he pledges himself to another knight in hopes of avenging his lord, eventually giving up his life to protect his new knight, who gave him that chance. He rises again as a black-armoured murderer, who is lost to his vengeance, focusing only on that single goal, being slain by the very bandits he sought to avenge himself on. Years later, his “memory” is carried by the knight he saved, which is used to give him a chance against his foe.

It sounds like a classical story, and that’s just Ein. It only touches on Gaelio, but he undergoes his own arc, intertwined with Ein. There’s a bunch of imagery like that, particularly with Gjallarhorn. One example would be railguns.

They’re fairly common weaponry, but they’re wielded so much like lances. Iok seeks to use one to slay Hashmal, so even though they’re ranged weapons in a world defined by CQC, they don’t seem out of place, because they still seem like a comparatively simple weapon. Dainsleif’s looking like bows and being employed en mass a la archers would be another example. It even adds to the knightly theme, since one of the main downfalls of knights was the invention of the longbow, a bow capable of piercing armour.

So you have this setting built on all this, where even Tekkadan, who don’t even pay lip service to the idea are part of this grander mythology.

And then Rustal shows up and completely upends it.

It just all works really well.

[tgrailwar-zero]

We could try and condense them into a single servant. Shove enough spiritual cores and shadow servants into a mass strong enough to contain them. Though that’s just as likely to lead to internal instabilities, and Kuku herself said the cores are fragile so we may not get the chance…

Okay crazy idea: we feed the servants we defeat to Minotauros. It’s part of his legend, to consume those trapped, so it might strengthen his core enough we can grab it. It’s a very messed up harvesting method, but it may let us recoup something. However, I can equally see us trying to save Mordred due to our time in the Preliminary war, and a king slayer is just what we need if we wish to go after Carolus or Tamamo.

Then again, harvesting their core and T-Summoning Musashi with it again, might get us some of that Origin War power, but a lot of us seem resistant to T-Summonings and I’m not so sure I’d go along with that idea myself, I just don’t want us to over extend ourselves, that’s how Chuck died./hj

Anyways, I have no idea how we’d do it but if we get the chance I’d love to summon Mori. He’d be absolutely awful with us and this situation but I love his attitude and his earnestness will definitely lead to rash decisions and murder. He’s objectively the least stable option here for our situation but I like him.

Maybe if we convince Frankenstein to use her noble phantasm (no idea how we’d do this in lore but I’m fairly certain Fran was an option at some point so we prob know her skill set from one of the simulated preliminary grail wars), we could Sieg (read:make/revive) ourselves a body using Blasted Tree to generate one from the energies, code, and old mana still in this place, but I’m pretty sure that has only a low chance of a new Frankenstein being created and we’d need to have current Fran die for it, which is definitely not recommended cause it’s not worth it

(Going to make a helpful note that Fran met you less than 24 hours ago in-game and so asking her to kill herself for your sake will most likely not work.)