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THE SEASON 4 FINALE OUGHH PSYCHIC DAMAGE
this is the one woman house āacceptsā and wilson acknowledges that it might be what breaks their usual cycle: wilson gets wife, eventually resents wife when they arenāt āneedyā anymore, divorces wife, crashes at houseās, and cries on his shoulder while house acts dismissive rinse and repeat. wilson now has a partner that works with him (and is a āfemale proxyā of house but thatās a whole other conversation lol) and house isnāt constantly wrecking havoc on them. as bonnie puts it, he isnāt necessarily what causes the breakups, but he certainly doesnāt help. now itās different and there is a real chance at their lives changing, maybe even for the better. mutual respect that was never present now is and while house definitely does nip at their ankles, house and amber totally agree on what wilson needs (the whole bed debacle amber and house had the same view on it). wilson could be free from their weird, co-dependant, and possessive relationship, but still have a relationshipāļø
THEN AMBER FUCKING DIES. Their one chance at again, breaking their destructive cycle, is gone. NOT ONLY THAT THOUGH. What gets me is that if amber hated him she wouldnāt have picked him up. The reason amber dies is because they chose to act differently. If amber had been like the others, she would lived because sheād never have picked up house. if she had been like the others though, then well⦠sheād have left wilsonās life eventually just like the others. houseās āim so sorryā works not only him genuinely expressing sympathy (which was VERY fun to watch btw) but also for everything that led to it. if he hadnāt made his little truce, if he wasnāt drinking alone because of his destructive coping mechanisms, if he hadnāt had amber as a fellow in the first place, literally if he hadnāt been who he was, amber could have lived.
EDIT: Also, amber herself saying āI shouldnāt have gotten on that busā hurts more too cause itās like yeah that would have saved her, but as i said earlier not finding house wouldāve made her like the other wives. There was literally no way to avoid it. sorry amber but you had to get in that bus š.
so now what..? the cycle is definitely altered, as house now has a direct part to play in amberās death (also just the fact that itās a death), but it still continues. as upset as wilson will be with house, that really doesnāt change the fact that house is all he has, once againā¦
#AND HOUSE KNOWS ITTT#CRAZYYYY#SAD HOUSE TIMES š#and house did actually like her so the possibility of him having a new friendship was also ripped away#darn the narrative strikes again#house md#you canāt always get what you wantttt#I HAVE STARTED S5 AND HOUSE IS SO DESPERATE TO NOT HAVE WILSON LEAVE BRO#I hope wilson pulls the you killed my gf card in one of their arguments š#HAD TO GET THIS OUT IDK IF I PHRASED IT WELL LOL
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I just realized that I accidentally gave away what I look like sort of

YES I look like a nerd. YES I wear nerd glasses. YES I have long, wavy hair. NO I will not apologize for such. THANK YOU and GOODNIGHT
#funny thing about my hair is it looks kind of messy all the time regardless of how I tend to it#like it really doesn't look that different brushed vs not brushed#one day i woke up late and went to school without brushing my hair bc i didn't want to waste any more time#walked into lecture and my friend said āyour hair looks really good today!ā#thank you i literally did nothing at all to it lol#it's also very thick and goes down a few inches past my shoulders#it keeps my neck warm when it's cold. like a scarf that grows out of my head#and then in summer it turns my skull into a fucking oven lol#also my eyes are shit but my ears are fantastic š got them from my grandmother#she scolds people for shit they say on the other side of the house lol. that's how well she used to hear. and I can do the same thing#she's almost 80 and doesn't hear as well anymore. last time i visited her i noticed she had the tv on super loud. she never used to do that#she used to have the volume close to 0 just like i do now (i am EXTREMELY sensitive to high volumes/loud noise i cannot stress that enough)#it made me really sad honestly. it's like Superman died and Superboy is all that's left#hope my kids have mutant hearing so the tradition of spooking ppl and being bothered by every noise ever continues
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COFFEE FINDS ( SMAU )
Charles Leclerc x Reader
Summary : A lost dog found on a walk through the streets of Monaco blooms into something bigger
Author note : Is this a safe space to admit I like making SMAUās more than actual fics? š
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What if I ( in theory) would keep that cute dachshund ( in theory ) all to myself? šš
urbsf : Can you email him to meā¦
| yourusername : as a png or as a package?
user01 : Is that Leo šš
user02 : CHARLES IN THE LIKES???
| user03 : AND COMMENTS HAGSGHS
charles_leclerc : ( in theory ) I would have been pretty sad
| yourusername : poor you š
user04 : why can i never be lucky enough for Leo Leclerc to run away with me in Monaco??
user05 : LEOOO š„¹
user06 : What coffee shop is the coffee from love? š
| yourusername : the one near my house š
| user06 : Unfortunately I do not know where you live!
| yourusername : oh yeahā¦
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Thank you @/yourusername for the dog and brunch š„š²šØ
yourusername : Sometimes ( In theory) not mailing a dog to your best friend pays off
| Charles_Leclerc : I sure hope so? š
user07 : Why donāt things like this happen to me⦠š
user08 : Leo being the perfect matchmaker?
| yourusername : Leo is pretty epic
urbsf : Checked my mailbox and didnāt see a dog??
| yourusername : Sorry, maybe next time! š
user09 : CHARLES IF YOU DONāT WIN THE WDC I WILL BE AT YOUR WINDOW AT EXACTLY 5:21 AM EVERY MORNING
user10 : So Leo could you find me a date aswellā¦
| Charles_Leclerc : He said no š
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Boats are pretty epic ššŖ©
user11 : I want her AND her closet
| Charles_Leclerc : hey soā¦
| user12 : I cannot š
user13 : Hello cutie??
Charles_Leclerc : Photo credits, boat credits, dinner credits where??
| yourusername : I need a dislike button for comments š
user14 : What does one have to do to achieve this level of luck
| yourusername : Find yourself a Leo or surround yourself with Leos
| user14 : Noted!
urbsf : So I guess Iām not recieving the dogā¦
| yourusername : probably not yeahā¦
user15 : Ethereal as always š¤
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Leo appreciation post since because of him I now have a boyfriend ( Literally what?! )
user16 : Girls out here living the dream
| yourusername : Could not be more true š
user17 : WHAT THEYāRE OFFICIAL NOW??
Charles_Leclerc : Me and Leo couldnāt be happier š
| yourusername : me too š
user19 : Leo doing miracles over here
urbsf : tell Leo to find someone for me aswell
| yourusername : He told me youāre a lost cause
| urbsf : oh.
user18 : So Iām calling the cops what the heck! š
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PICK A WAX SEAL - JULY 2025 FORECAST
Top left (1) , Top right (2) , Bottom left (3) , Bottom right (4)
Remember to take what resonates and leave the rest..
Enjoy!
PILE 1
This reading is meant for you whether one or more of the following apply:
ā” if you own a cat , bonus if itās dark haired
ā” if youāre a highly sexual person (sorry .. thatās what I channeled lol š)
ā” you love or feel connected to sunflowersš»
ā” you take lots of action in order to prevent aging (anti aging creams, gut health care, etc)
ā” Leo rising
ā” you recently rage quitted a service / rage cancelled a subscription š
ā” you recently got accidentally wet with your full clothes on
I see you filtering out negative influences during July. You have been postponing it for so long, you are not even certain why..
It is fortunate that you have observed , noticed, that you have outgrown environments or friend groups that literally clutter your emotional space.
In many of you, I see thereās so much build-up tension, as if there are issues that havenāt been spoken about. Things have been constantly getting under the rug and when this storm finally hits⦠oof! Talk about some heat! š³ Itās a tough decision to finally āclear the weedsā from your path. But you will soon realize that you *really* need to get things out of your chest..
Many of you might get to feel like the āblack sheepā in such situation. The other party will blame you, find non existent/trivial seeming problems in you. I literally hear you say āWow thatās such a NON problemā when you get to argue with them. They will use poor excuses in order to manipulate the objective truth. Frankly, you are an authentic soul and you shine bright so , people will get triggered, boo. Just do you.
Remember though, when you decide to finally face this, the universe will have your back, even if you will feel like youāre being treated unfairly.
PILE 2
This reading is meant for you whether one or more than the following apply:
ā” youāre into medieval fiction , or Ancient Greece / ancient cultures
ā” Pisces influence in your chart
ā” you are into cyber/y2k aesthetic
ā” loves seafood
ā” you enjoy listening to sad girl music š
ā” you recently tried some new type of yogurt and hated it LOL
ā” like to sleep with socks on :P
Okayyy this pile was chosen by some very sensitive souls š„ŗ
July is shaping up to be a deeply tender and transformative month for your heart. Iām getting the feeling of a bittersweet isolation. Youāll be visiting old parts of yourself, maybe your childhood too. Youāre going to be reconnecting with the beloved āoldā times.
Some of you might quite literally go to a place youād call home, maybe grandparents house or somewhere you grew up visiting.
Others will experience a love from the past coming back. Did they come to cause confusion or pour their heart out about you?ā¦ā¦ā¦..
Be aware, if you feel that it doesnāt serve you? Kindly let go babes
I sense that many of you are writers. If youāve been experiencing writerās block for a while, this will be the cure.
Or if you are artistic in general, this will inspire you to create art based on this.
āNostalgia will be the end of meā , perhaps your favourite thing to say. You love to seek familiarity and things from your childhood, or the past, it tends to feel like a warm hug to you. You feel like youāre being renewed over and over every time you visit those pieces of you.
Nostalgia has a way of painting the past with soft, golden light, smoothing over the rough edges and challenges that were truly there. It seems ideal to you. Be patient and tender with yourself. Let go, and open your heart to the possibilities blossoming in front of you. You are deserving of happiness and peaceāright here, right now.
This summer is promised to you ā”
PILE 3
This reading is meant for you whether one or more than the following apply:
ā” youāre not a big talker. you like to make your point across and prefer to be left alone ! š
ā” you cut someone off lately
ā” Capricorn influence in your chart
ā” youāre overthinking a lot lately and experience so much worry
ā” you looove love purple/blue (some of you are into galaxy aesthetics too) and like to use it a lot in your environment
ā” you had some spaghetti very very recently . Yum
ā” you experienced a falling dream / experience it frequently
Hmm this pile is similar to pile 1, so itās natural that you felt drawn to both! Things are a little different here, though.
In July, a gate will open and a flood of secrets will be coming out. This has to be related to your social life.
It will leave you with no choice but to walk away from this environment. If itās about work and you canāt exactly āleaveā, youāll simply distance yourself from people who acted behind your back.
Many of you already had this negative feeling about this group of people, be it friends, co workers, etc. And you will finally get to understand the reasons behind it. After all, your instinct doesnāt lie.
I sense that many of you might think this way:
āWill I ever be happy, fulfilled?ā. Please, donāt listen to your pessimism. Of course you will!
Kindly allow the universe to clear up the space for you so it can bless you with what you need later. Itās normal to feel defeated sometimes, but remember that everything occurs so you reach your highest good.
Choose the lesson always.
Choose to see the silver lining and walk with it.
Spirit wants you to know one thing, and that is:
What goes around, comes around.
PILE 4
This reading is meant for you whether one or more than the following apply:
ā” you tend to wear your hood up a lot
ā” you like doodling
ā” you some specific art with your hands , maybe youāre good at DIY crafts? Hairdresser?
ā” your room has/used to have blue LED lights
ā” you are in your teen or late teen years
ā” your favourite comfy candy/treat has caramel in it
ā” you recently told someone that you canāt wait for autumn vibes and that you despise summer š
Dang this pile has so many messages and most of them are oddly specific! In all of the previous piles, I delivered messages for the collective but now? Spirit is nudging me to be more specific with yall.
Okay first things first, many of you might be very fixated on a water sign (cancer,Scorpio,Pisces) right now and youāre wondering if theyāre worthy of your time? Answer is no.
Instead, choose the person who you donāt seem to like as much , because when you start to spend time with them, youāll realize how precious they are and how much they have to offer to you emotionally. (If theyāre not an earth sign then they simply have grounded, stable energy and they belong on the introverted side)
I pick up that some of you are performers, actors? If that aligns with you, then this is what I have to say: go for it!!!! Whether itās a love interest in that circle, an opportunity that has been lingering ⦠go for it!!
Now, a broader message I can give to all of you, is thisā¦
Passion is good, enthusiasm is good. Heck, even impulsive decisions can be good. But! Itās just NOT always the way!
Sometimes, you have to take the path thatās a little more inconvenient. Youāll give chances to things that donāt initially excite you and make your heart beat like a drum, but are promising in the long run and are genuinely beneficial for you. Whether itās a lover, a job, a different routine. Trust me, youāll be building foundations for something that is bigger than yourself!
āShould I listen my heart or my mind?ā
This is your sign to give your mind a chance, this time. And itās certain that your heart will follow. Good things are coming, and unexpectedly too. š©·
Thank you for your time š
#tarot readings#readings#pick a card#pick a pile#PAC#pick a card reading#pick a picture#tarot#psychic readings#astrology
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And They Were Roommates | 481 SMAU
a/n: the worms have consumed me. the brain worms. Donāt save me Iām exactly where I want to be
landoscar, background lestappen and brocedes, bearnelli and galex if you squint REALLY hard
All photos from Pinterest; I made the banners
Songs used:
Futureproof (the Rare Occasions)
Where the Light Is (Surfaces)
The Lazy Song (Bruno Mars)
Trendsetter (Connor Price)
Mona Lisa (Dominic Fike)
Babydoll (Dominic Fike)
Tear In My Heart (twenty one pilots)
Way Less Sad (AJR)
My Type (Saint Motel)
Came Here For Love (SĆgala/ Ella Lyre)
Dear Future Husband (Meghan Trainor)
Sunshine (OneRepublic)
Warnings: slightly suggestive like twice, swearing
ā¼ļøthese are real people and Iām not legitimately shipping them irl this is just a silly little serotonin boosting projectā¼ļø
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1,284,187 likes and they were roommates (Iām referring to my son, Muppet)
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oscarpiastri:Ā Donāt ever clock me like this againĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā it will happen againš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā š
User:Ā did McLaren really okay this??
User:Ā A WIN FOR THE LANDOSCAR NATION
User:Ā best friends coreš§”š§”š§”
User:Ā Lando you canāt just say that about your teammateš
User:Ā oh my god they were roommates
User:Ā THE DOGāS NAME IS MUPPET
User:Ā do you guys think he knows the gay subtext to that meme
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā donāt let tumblr see this
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mclarenauto:Ā Early bedtimes for you both
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā š
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā š
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928,183 likes Woke up to this weirdo in my houseš
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lando:Ā our house*
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā How did you get in here
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā someone find and insert the BugsĀ Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Bunny communism meme
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mclarenauto:Ā Please refrain from receiving burn injuries before the race this weekend. Looks fire!š„
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā looks ON fire maybe
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā I know damn well that aināt inĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā their meal planš
User:Ā not Lando burning their house down in the first week
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā I wanted to make pancakesš
georgerussell63:Ā mate you canāt let him use the stove we know this
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā The ONE time he wakesĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā up early and this is what happens
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā bullying. Iām being bullied at 9 inĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā the morning
alex_albon:Ā I donāt think pancakes are supposed to be on fire?
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā YOUāRE SUCH A HATER
carlossainz55:Ā they look wonderful Lando!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā THANK you finally someone whoĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā appreciates my culinary mastery
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā carlossainz55:Ā ā¤ļø
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā š§”
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Why am I third wheelingĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā in my own comment section
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā jealous Oscar?
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Yes
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā good
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā carlossainz55:Ā good
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oscarpiastri:Ā STOP CLOCKING ME ON MAIN
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā NO
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā š
User:Ā heās so sleepy cat coded
User:Ā is that Landoās hoodie?š
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Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Itās good merch
User:Ā my soul is healing one Oscar pic at aĀ
time
User:Ā so weāre just not gonna address the one where heās laying on top of him? no? okay
charles_leclerc:Ā nap time for my son
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Dad donāt embarrass meĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā in Landoās comment section !
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā most emotion Iāve seen out ofĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Oscar all season
User:Ā help why is he so tiredš
hattiepiastri:Ā eepy boy
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā This is NONE of yourĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā businessšš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā hattiepiastri:Ā mom said to check onĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā you
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā SCREAMING
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2,287,506 likes Home sweet home. Thank you Australia GP and hello podiumš
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mclarenauto:Ā Mega job out there!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā š
lando:Ā congrats on P2 mate. you know whatās better than P2? P1
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Me looking for where IĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā asked
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā OSCAR????
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā HE COOKED LANDO
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā ATE HIM UP
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā ā¹ļø
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā š§”
georgerussell63:Ā Iāll get you next time
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā You can tryš
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charles_leclerc:Ā dethroned by my own son
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā š
maxverstappen1:Ā I let you past me on the last lap
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā jealousy isnāt a good color onĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā you mate
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā maxverstappen1:Ā me looking for whereĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā I asked
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā AGAIN
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā Lando: 0, everyone else: 2
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā š
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā Oscar thereās other emojis
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892,156 likes back home again, got up to some tomfoolery. anyways #/softlaunch
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User:Ā so are we all gonna ignore the tag or
User:Ā THAT LOOKS LIKE AN OSCAR BACK TO ME
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā stalker behavior
User:Ā ??????
User:Ā EVERYBODY STAY CALM NOBODY MOVE
User:Ā thatās a man
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā a brilliant observationĀ
mclarenauto:Ā š
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā ADMIN WHAT DO YOU KNOW
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā mclarenauto:Ā ššš
georgerussell63:Ā tomfoolery is quite a big word for you mateĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā I hate you
alex_albon:Ā not you running back home so you donāt have to lose to me at padel?? come back??
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā I wouldāve won I just hadĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā somewhere better to be
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā alex_albon:Ā I donāt believe you.
maxverstappen1:Ā why havenāt I heard about this?? respond to your phone you twat
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā charles_leclerc:Ā amour be nice
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā yeah be nice you twat
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā charles_leclerc:Ā I donāt know why I try
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oscarpiastri: š
Ā Ā Ā Ā > User:Ā jealous Oscar makes anotherĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā appearance
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā unless itās him
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā donāt be weirdĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā hi osc!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Hi Landoš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā OMG
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā THEY LITERALLY JUST SAID HIĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā TO EACH OTHER CALM DOWN
carlossainz55:Ā mi amor I thought we promised to wait to tell the publicš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā Iām sorry Carlos, I just couldnātĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā wait any longerš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā here for the soap opera
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Me too
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā OSCAR????
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oscarpiastri:Ā š§”
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā š§”
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1,397,176 likes How does a #/softlaunch work again? + Lando and Koala because I live with them
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User:Ā OSCAR AND LANDO SOFTLAUNCHING IN THE SAME WEEK????????
User:Ā WHAT PLANET HAVE WE LANDED ON
User:Ā IāM SCREAMING
User:Ā wtf is going on
User:Ā matching songsā¦
User:Ā so is no one else wondering when either of them had time to meet people outside of race weekends
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā alex_albon:Ā I did it
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā pierregasly:Ā I did it
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā georgerussell63:Ā I did it
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā danielricciardo:Ā I did it!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā damn I stand corrected
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mclarenauto:Ā š§”
charles_leclerc:Ā use protectionĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Whatš¤
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā charles_leclerc:Ā you heard me
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā LMFAOAOAOAO
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā maxverstappen1:Ā š
lando:Ā copied me
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Bold of you to assume IĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā even look at your InstagramĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā georgerussell63:Ā as if we donāt seeĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā you liking all of Landoās posts andĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā stories
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā alex_albon:Ā I love stirring the pot
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā my goatsš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā georgerussell63:Ā what happened toĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā hating us?
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā alex_albon:Ā PLAY PADEL WITH ME
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386,108 likes Following his crash at last weekās GP, Oscar Piastri is sat out of this one to rest and recover. Heāll be back in his seat next weekend, but for now, their reserve driverās got it covered. On the bright side, OP81 appears to be in his WAG era for a certain Lando Norris!
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User:Ā that was so scary Iām so glad heās okay
User:Ā I didnāt know WAG!Oscar was something I needed in my life until now
User:Ā Lando seems to be okay with this arrangementĀ
User:Ā theyāre so sweet to each other
lando


982,176 likesĀ
taking care of this loser so I can beat him again in Silverstone
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oscarpiastri:Ā Iām pretty much back to normal now?
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā TAKING CARE OF YOUĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā BECAUSE YOUāRE A LOSER
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Youāre a loser
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā š
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā š§”
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā š§”
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā maxverstappen1:Ā get a room
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā georgerussell63:Ā no donāt IāmĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā entertained
User:Ā what in the domestic life
User:Ā theyāve both been softlaunching for months now PLEASE CONFIRM SOMETHING
User:Ā landoscar hugs>>>
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mclarenauto:Ā Rest up! Weāll see you both at the track!
lewishamilton: And you think either of you are winning Silverstone because�
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā because weāre better than you
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Because weāre betterĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā than you (:
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā maxverstappen1:Ā none of you areĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā winning itās mine
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā georgerussell63:Ā not if I have anythingĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā to do with it
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā the girls are fighting
oscarpiastri


2,297,176 likes Being back in the seat feels pretty goodš
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User:Ā right so theyāre helmet kissing? is nobody else seeing this?
User:Ā THIRD SLIDE HELLO????
User:Ā I FEEL LIKE IāM LOSING MY MIND
User:Ā CONFIRM THE RELATIONSHIP ALREADY PLEASEššš
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mclarenauto:Ā Welcome back 81!
lando:Ā damn standing ovulation or whatever the saying isš„µ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā It is 8 in the morning
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā LANDO???????????
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā BEING HORNY ON MAIN ISĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā CRAZY
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā sorry I was fighting demonsĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā when I wrote that
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Pick up your phone.
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā WOAH
charles_leclerc:Ā looking good son
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā maxverstappen1:Ā not good enough toĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā beat me
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā @/charles_leclerc š
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā @/maxverstappen1 š
hattiepiastri:Ā imagine having to wear that goofy looking onesie all the time
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Iām telling mom
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā nicolepiastri:Ā Leave me ALL the wayĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā out of this.
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā š
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā hi mama Piastri!š
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā nicolepiastri:Ā Hi Lando!š©·
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā LANDO MET OSCARāS MOM
lando


2,297,917 likes second place at home and celebrations afterwards! winning doesnāt feel nearly as sweet as being with you my loveš§”
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oscarpiastri:Ā Podium looks good on you
User:Ā we know who it is just hardlaunch already
User:Ā he canāt possibly think he was slick with this oneš
User:Ā Oscar in the comments is NOT helpingšš
User:Ā āmy loveāš« š« š«
User:Ā them winning each otherās home races is making me feel things
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lewishamilton:Ā I did give you a fightĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā That you did
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā guess we know who the bestĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Brit on the grid is!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā georgerussell63:Ā unless the answer isĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā me no the fuck we do not.
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā sorry I canāt hear you from P5
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā olliebearman:Ā ??
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā georgerussell63:Ā the adults are talkingĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā kimi.antonelli:Ā @/georgerussell63Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā rude !
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mclarenauto:Ā Mega race today, Lando! See you next week!
maxverstappen1:Ā howād the wall taste
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā well I still beat you so it tastedĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā pretty good Iād say
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā maxverstappen1:Ā GO BACK TO BEINGĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā A RED BULL FAN GODDAMMIT
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā redbullracing:Ā Concur.
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā mclarenauto:Ā Sorry, heās ours now!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Yeah, heās ours!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā yours*
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā š§”
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā Oscar only uses four emojis andĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā theyāre all to flirt with Lando
alex_albon:Ā cringe caption what is this a hallmark movie?
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā never beating the haterĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā allegations
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā¤ļø by author
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā alex_albon:Ā youāre right itās cute Iām nglĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Iām just being a hater
oscarpiastri


2,196,497 likes I could get used to winning in your country, sweetheart. ANYWAYS SILVERSTONE DUB WOOHOOššš
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User:Ā ITāS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS
User:Ā this is JUST BARELY not enough of a confirmation Iām fumingĀ
User:Ā STOP TORMENTING US
User:Ā so what Iām hearing is heās BritishĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā OF COURSE HEāS BRITISH ITāSĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā LANDO
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā WE DONāT KNOW THAT YET
lewishamilton:Ā Disrespectful caption
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Wasnāt addressed to you,Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā hope this helps!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā CLOCKED
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā Oscar gets feisty after a winš
charles_leclerc:Ā if you pull this kind of stunt in Monaco, youāre grounded.
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā lighten up dad
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Yeah dad jeez
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā maxverstappen1:Ā we donāt like beingĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā shown up by our own family!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Skill issue? Just get good
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā charles_leclerc:Ā thatās it! hand overĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā your Xbox!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā NO
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā pierregasly:Ā someone get me popcorn
hattiepiastri:Ā why isnāt your dumb boyfriend in any of these picturesĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā rude??
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā hattiepiastri:Ā SO YOU ADMIT ITāS YOU
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā¤ļø by authorĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā Iām defending Oscar and hisĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā anonymous partnerās honor. thatās notĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā a crime
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā hattiepiastri:Ā not a crime just megaĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā suspicious
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Hattie itās past yourĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā bedtime little sister
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā hattiepiastri:Ā KYS
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā nicolepiastri:Ā Hattieā¦
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā hattiepiastri:Ā congrats on the win, dearĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā brother!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā alex_albon:Ā everyone be quiet myĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā show is on
lando:Ā another race well run Osc, Iāll get you next time
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Canāt keep up?š§”
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā oh I canš§”
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā STOP BEING HORNY ON MAIN
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mclarenauto:Ā Another victory in the bag for OP81! Mega work this weekend!!!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā š
f1gossip

928,156 likes Lando Norris was seen kissing a tall stranger in Monaco this weekā could it be his famed anonymous partner? Someone we havenāt met yet? Maybe even Oscar Piastri? Stay tuned!
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User:Ā I swear to god if thatās not Oscar
User:Ā I NEED them to hardlaunch
User:Ā the height difference is killing me
User:Ā you canāt even tell itās Landošš
User:Ā through a window is low.
User:Ā feels like a violation of privacy!
mclarenauto:Ā See no evilā¦
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā WHAT.
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā HI ADMIN????
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā McLaren after dark
lando


3,197,487 likes I suppose Iād be an idiot to not post about you on our one year, so here it is: I love you, my weird little nerd, my favorite person, my teammate, my love, my Oscar. you make my world brighter and I couldnāt think of someone better to share podiums with. happy anniversaryš§”š§”š§”
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User:Ā OKAY STAY CALM STAY CALM
User:Ā EVERYONE RELAX
User:Ā I SCREECHED OUT LOUD
User:Ā WE FUCKING KNEW IT
User:Ā GOD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR OTHERS
User:Ā I CANāT BREATHE
User:Ā THE SONG????
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oscarpiastri:Ā Hello gorgeousš§” happy anniversaryĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā hi handsome
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā SCREAMING
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carlossainz55:Ā congratulations cabronā¤ļø
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā Iāll miss you pookie
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Wtf
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā carlossainz55:Ā oh, you must be theĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā other girlš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Excuse you Iām theĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā original WAG so
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā please donāt fight over meš
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā¤ļø by author
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā I donāt have to, youāreĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā already mineĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā carlossainz55:Ā šš
maxverstappen1:Ā @/charles_leclerc remember when we hardlaunched and they filled my car with rainbow balloons? hmā¦
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā charles_leclerc:Ā mon amour at leastĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā let them settle in first
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā maxverstappen1:Ā theyāve been livingĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā together for over a year theyāll be okay
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā are you conspiring against us
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā maxverstappen1:Ā congratulationsĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā mate Iām ordering confetti as we speakĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā for my next podium right
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā right
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando: @/maxverstappen1 RIGHT?
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā youāre on vacuum duty
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georgerussell63:Ā fucking FINALLY. if I had to stand in front of any more cameras to block your PDA I was gonna lose my shit
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā appreciate the support mate
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā georgerussell63:Ā anytime mateĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā georgerussell63:Ā Iām still gonnaĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā pummel you this weekend though
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā you can try!
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alex_albon:Ā retiring from being a professional hater, you guys are cute asfš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā itās a miracle
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā alex_albon:Ā Iām going back to being aĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā hater
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā š
kimi.antonelli:Ā š³ļøāš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā š¬š§
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā kimi.antonelli:Ā š³ļøāšā
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā š³ļøāšš¤š¬š§
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā kimi.antonelli:Ā šāāļøš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā olliebearman:Ā ā¼ļø
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā I feel like I just read theĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā revival of hieroglyphics
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā that was unironically the funniestĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā thing youāve ever said
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā LMAOOO
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nicolepiastri:Ā š©·
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā š§”!
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hattiepiastri:Ā welcome to the family. you still have time to run
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Hattie.
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā you know what youāre right IāmĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā having second thoughts
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā HATTIE??
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā @/hattiepiastri about being inĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā laws with YOU
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā hattiepiastri:Ā CLOCKED
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā hattiepiastri:Ā I know when to cut myĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā losses and call it quitsš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā love you sis
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā hattiepiastri:Ā love you bro
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā I hate everything aboutĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā this conversationĀ
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mclarenauto:Ā Congrats! We might need to have another talk about professional workplace relationships, but weāre happy for you both!
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā it started professional I swear
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā I donāt think youāreĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā helping our case sweetheartĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā oh my god
oscarpiastri


2,972,276 likes Well, sweetheart, itās been the most eventful year of my life, thatās for sure. I love traveling the world with you even if you wonāt eat fish in any coastal city we go to, which is a lot of them. But I wouldnāt trade it for anything. Happy one yearš§”š
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User:Ā GETTING CLOCKED ON YOUR ONE YEAR AND HARDLAUNCH IS DIABOLICAL
User:Ā THIS IS REVENGE FOR ALL THE OTHER TIMES
User:Ā WEāVE WAITED ONE THOUSAND YEARS
User:Ā THEYāRE SOš§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”
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lando:Ā okay so my caption was sweet and cutesey and you make fun of my phobia. rude asf
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā I considered writingĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā about bugs instead
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā Iām breaking up with you
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā I could make fun of yourĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā fear of fish in a loving and affectionateĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā way. Would it help if I called you babyĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā and reassured you the dead seaĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā creatures werenāt going to get you?
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā yes.
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Anything for you baby
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā User:Ā they make me SICK
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charles_leclerc:Ā my son all grown up!!
@/lando please report to the Ferrari garage immediately for a mandatory conversationĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā conversation?? like a shovelĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā talk??
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā charles_leclerc:Ā š„°
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lando:Ā OSC HELP
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā No this is funny
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hattiepiastri:Ā do you know how difficult it was to keep this a secret
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Yes actually you calledĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā me to complain about it at least once aĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā week
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nicolepiastri:Ā proud of you Oscš„°
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā oscarpiastri:Ā Thank you mumš§”
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lewishamilton:Ā Now where have I heard this beforeā¦
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā nicorosberg:Ā stop making people thinkĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā weāre divorced
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā lewishamilton:Ā Sometimes I can stillĀ
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā hear his voiceš
Ā Ā Ā Ā >Ā nicorosberg:Ā stop
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Part 2 coming soonš„°
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Lottie Matthews x tired fem reader
Reader is overworking herself because she's stressed about very important exams that will guarantee she gets to the college she wants, but lottie noticed this, and just drags her away from her desk to cuddle and pamper little cutie kisses all over her face, body, basically everywhere until Reader falls asleep :((
U said to send requests, so idk if this one is all that good š„¹
I'll always take care of you
Lottie Matthews xf!reader



a/n: AHH I HOPE THIS IS OK, I'VE NEVER REALLY GOTTEN REQUESTS SO I'M PROBABLY NOT THAT GOOD YET (also I forgot to read through it properly and kinda went offscript with some of it sorryy) šš
Summary: Lottie tries her best to comfort you in a stressful situation
Warnings: not proofread, kinda short, modern au, tooth rotting fluff

"Fuck" you mutter as you sit up, rubbing your eyes as you look down at the cluttered desk where you accidentally fell asleep for a few minutes, once again.
You look down at your stuff and sigh, tired of all the studying you have been doing for the last few weeks to make sure you'll ace your upcoming exam.
As you sort through the multiple stacks of paper and pencils your phone suddenly vibrates in your pocket, effectively breaking you out of your trance.
'Hey can I come over? Soccer practice just finished šā½' - lottie the loserš¤š
The notification lights up, making you giggle tiredly as you see the message from your girlfriend. You hadn't really spent too much time together lately, usually clinging onto each other 24/7, but ever since your exams had started you had been locked up in your room revising everything you had learned for much more time than needed.
You quickly go to answer, your happiness sucked out of you as you look down at your work again and remember you still have stuff you haven't gone through as throughly as you would have wanted.
'I'm sorry Lottie but I don't think I have time for that rn, too busy studying ā¹ļøš' - you
You respond before putting your phone down, focusing once again on your work.
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After about an hour you decide it's time for a well deserved break and stand up from your desk, swaying slightly from the exhaustion weighing down your body before collapsing right into bed thinking a thirty minute nap wouldn't hurt.
DING
You shoot up from bed, wondering who could have just rang the doorbell as your parents weren't expected home from their date until late that evening and the only other person who you had talked to was Lottie, who you specifically told not to come.
DING DING DING
Comes from down stairs once again and you throw your blanket off of you, a tiny bit pissed off that somebody decided to disturb the little time of rest you had set off for yourself.
A few long seconds go by before your hand wraps around the handle to your front door, opening up to whoever interrupted you.
"Hi baby!!" Your girlfriend excitedly says as you open the door for her, stepping into your house before you can even utter a word.
"Now I know you said not to come over, but we haven't hung out in so long and I miss youu" Lottie pouts, shrugging off her backpack before wrapping her long arms around you.
"I miss you too Lot, it's just that I have to nail this exam to pass my final grade" you sigh again, feeling miserable about rejecting her as you pull away.
"Come on y/n, I haven't seen you looking up from your notes in WEEKS, you look exhausted and you need to rest. " Lottie responds with a mildly stern voice as she tries to hide her sadness.
"It's just a couple more weeks, I'll be fine! There's no need to worry about me" you try to reassure her.
"I have to get into this school Lot, It's where my parents always wanted me to go, and I don't want to disappoint them.." You continue, suddenly somber as you try to contain an overwhelming gush of emotions.
"You have nothing to worry about y/n, I know you, you're probably going to do better than anyone else ok? So let's take a little break together, it will probably be easier to study after you've slept a bit" Lottie says gently and lifts her hand up towards your face to brush over your cheek gently in an attempt to comfort you.
Quickly accepting defeat you lean into her, too exhausted to argue as you let yourself relax properly for the first time in a while. "Well I was planning to take a tiny break anyways, but no longer than an hour, ok?" you muster a small smile and playfully poke Lottie.
"Ok then, go lay down in your bed, I'll be right there" Your wonderful girlfriend gushes and hurries to her backpack as you start walking towards your room.
10 minutes go by with no sign of Lottie before you start to get to get suspicious. You're about to get up to check if she left when she walks through the doorframe with a tray in her hands, balancing two steaming cups of tea, two blueberry muffins (from your favorite cafe) and a bowl of fresh fruit while looking extremely proud of herself.
"Oh gosh, you didn't have to do all of this Lot" you let out a surprised laugh making the girl opposite of you grin even wider, her tiny fangs showing.
"Of course I did, I love you" She puts the tray down in your lap and snuggles up close to you. "And I'll always take care of you, okay? So if you ever feel this much pressure and stress again just come to me and I'll help you in any way possible" she peppers your cheek with kisses and wraps her arm around you affectionately, using the other hand to turn on the tv.
What feels like hours go by as you relax together, enjoying the peace as a movie plays.
-
You end up laying in Lotties lap as her hands soothingly brushes through your hair, her head coming down to kiss you once in a while as she explains that your lips are so addicting that she'll never get enough of them.
And then before you know it the tray is set aside and you lay down, your back pressed against Lotties front as she whispers sweet nothings in your ear.
"I love you Lot" you whisper tiredly, your slightly slurred words making her chuckle as she kisses you all over.
"I love you too baby, I'll wake you up in the morning, you need some proper sleep" she whispers back as all your thoughts drift away, the last thing you feel being Lottie shifting one last time to kiss your forehead before she slowly begins falling asleep too, her heart beating steadily as she listens to your calm breath with a small smile on her face, happy that she managed to make you feel better.
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a/n: so sorry idk anything about how american high schools or college's work so Idrk how they do exams either š
PLEEEASE SEND REQUESTS I'M BEGGING YOU šš©
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Two Aslaz fics in less than 24 hours? I know-I can-I practise š
I saw this pic and immediately imagined this mess of legs being Aslaz šš

Remember that house where Alaz hid Rüya and her father? Because I do as well as Alaz's promise to take Asi there for some alone time š So here comes some Aslaz sexy times hotness, humour, fluff and silliness and a pinch of sadness.
I don't own the show or any of the characters. They belong to the Yabani writers and the production company. This is only fanfiction.
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Compromising Positions and Unshakable Faith
Alaz is staring at the ceiling, trying to catch his breath. Asi is sprawled on top of him, breathing just as hard. Their limbs are tangled together and their overheated bodies are glistening with sweat.
"Wow ... We really are the best at this" Alaz mumbles into the crown of Asi's head.Ā
"Shut up!" she slaps his chest and hides her face in embarrassment.Ā
"What? Just stating facts" Alaz says with a cocky smile.Ā
Asi moves to roll off of him but Alaz catches her by the waist and secures her position on top of him. She squirms a little which draws attention of a particular part of Alaz's body.
"Again?" Asi asks incredulously.Ā
"Always" Alaz responds with a shit-eating grin and a devilish glint in his eyes.Ā
He flips them over, making Asi yelp in surprise. Her legs fall open and he settles comfortably between them. When he brushes at her, a groan escapes her, which makes Alaz frown in worry.
"You okay?"Ā
"Yeah, just a little sore".
"In that case, round three can wait".
Alaz bumps Asi's nose with his and moves to her lips to drop a short kiss but Asi winds her arms around his neck, pulling him closer and opening her mouth. At the touch of her tongue, Alaz can feel the skin tingling all over his body. He's getting lost in their kiss when he suddenly feels Asi stiffen and pull back slightly only to whisper:Ā
"You heard that?"Ā
With his brain turned into a complete mush the only thing Alaz can master is:Ā
"Hm?"Ā
"I heard something. A car? Oh my god! You said noone ever comes here!"Ā
"Noone does!"Ā
"Then why do I hear voices?"Ā
"What voices? There are no vo..."Ā
And then Alaz also hears an undeniable sound of two voices he'll recognise anywhere - his mother's and the other belonging to his twin sister.Ā
He looks down at Asi whose eyes have gotten comically wide. She starts whisper yelling:Ā
"Oh my god oh my god oh my god! You have to hide me!"Ā
She pushes him off of her and Alaz lands on his back with an oof .Ā
"I have to what now?" he asks in disbelief all the while watching Asi wrap herself in a sheet hustily and clumber out of bed.Ā
"HIDE ME!"Ā
Before Alaz can say something they both hear the front door open downstairs, the voices of his mother and ĆaÄla getting louder.Ā
Alaz leans back on his elbows and looks at Asi who's clutching the sheet to her chest.Ā
"Güzelim, I am not going to hide you like some dirty little secret. And it's not like they don't know about us".Ā
"Well, they don't know about this" Asi all but hisses at him, gesturing between them with a finger.
"I think it's pretty obvious to them that this happens as well" Alaz throws back wiggling his eyebrows.Ā
"You won't be getting any of this any time soon if you don't hide me!" Asi threatens just as they hear ĆaÄla at the bottom of the stairs:Ā
"Mom, I think someone's in here. Must be Alaz. Alaz?!"Ā
Asi in a full blown panic mode looks around the room frantically. And just as Alaz opens his mouth to yell out a response to his sister, Asi darts to a walk-in closet, throws one of the doors open and all but jumps inside.Ā
"Alaz?! Alaz! Are you in here?" ĆaÄla's voice is getting closer and Alaz lets out a short laugh and shouts:Ā
"I'm here! In the bedroom!"
Given that Asi took the sheet with her, there's nothing else to cover himself with but her pillow. Which Alaz strategically places over his groin just as ĆaÄla opens the bedroom door.
"Hey, what are you doing he... OH MY GOD! MY EYES!"Ā
ĆaÄla covers her eyes as she yells and turns away from Alaz quickly.Ā
"Oh my god! Why are you naked??!!"Ā
Alaz doesn't have time to answer that because he hears his mother's voice alarmingly close:Ā
"ĆaÄla, what's happening? Is your brother here? Alaz, oÄlum, what ... Oh!"Ā
Neslihan isn't as vocal in her reaction as ĆaÄla but she does turn away quickly as well.Ā
"OÄlum, what are you doing here?" Neslihan asks just when ĆaÄla jumps in with:Ā
"Are you here with someone? Well, it's obvious you're here with someone. Wait a second! Are you cheating on Asi?!!!"Ā
Suddenly all horror and embarrassment forgotten, ĆaÄla whirls around and stares furiously at Alaz who all but squeaks out:Ā
"What?!!"Ā
Neslihan also turns to face him, disapproval written all over her face.Ā
"What ... Why are you looking at me like that? I am not cheating on Asi!"
"Well, your are in quite a compromising position!" ĆaÄla throws, gesturing vaguely at Alaz and his overall state of undress.
"First of all, I know that she'll feed my dick to dogs if I so much as think of anything like that. Second of all, I can't even get it up if it's not Asi ..."Ā
"Oh god, TMI !" ĆaÄla yells but Alaz continues:
" And the third: why, instead of thinking I am with Asi, would you rather think I am a cheater???"Ā
"Well, where is she?" Neslihan asks.
"In the closet".Ā
Both Neslihan and ĆaÄla raise their eyebrows incredulously.Ā
"In the closet? What is she doing in there?"Ā
Alaz shrugs with one shoulder and says:Ā
"Hiding".Ā
"Hiding?"Ā
"Yes, she's embarrassed" Alaz says and adds a little louder, for Asi:Ā
"Asi, can you, please, yell something out from in there so that my mother and sister know I'm not a cheater?"Ā
There's a pregnant pause where Alaz stares at the closet doors and his mother and sister stare at him expectantly. Then they all hear a muffled:Ā
"ĆaÄla, Neslihan Teyze, don't yell at him, he's not a cheater!"Ā
Alaz looks at his mother and sister with a triumphant "See?" written all over his face.Ā
Both women at least have the decency to look contrite.Ā
"Okay, we'll just ... leave you two to ... to get dressed" says Neslihan and pulls at ĆaÄla's hand.Ā
Just when they leave the room, closing the door behind them, Alaz throws away the pillow and jumps out of bed.Ā
"Asi? You can come out, they're gone" he says, picking his pants up from the floor and pulling them on.Ā
When there's no reply or any sign of movement, Alaz goes to the closet, knocks on one of the doors and pulls it open, only to see Asi sitting there, face hidden behind her palms. He crouches down to be eye level with her and pulls her hands gently away from her face:Ā
"Hey! Is this where we live now?"Ā
Asi just nods.
"Okay. Make some room for me then" Alaz says.
Asi moves a little, freeing enough space for Alaz to get inside the closet as well and sit next to her. He throws an arm over Asi's shoulders and pulls her into his side.Ā
All the comedy of the situation dissipates suddenly and Alaz is left with a heavy feeling. His mother and his sister thought the worst of him yet again. It seems that Asi can read his mind because she puts her hand over his heart and says quietly:Ā
"Don't go there. I know you'll never do that to me and to us".Ā
"I swear I will never. I'd rather die".Ā
"I know" Asi repeats and turns her face to press a kiss into his collarbone.Ā
They sit quietly for a few minutes until Asi breaks the silence:Ā
"We should go down. Your mom and ĆaÄla are waiting".Ā
"Can we just stay here a little longer?" Alaz whispers.Ā
Asi snuggles closer to him and whispers back:Ā
"Yes, we can".Ā
And here - in their little cocoon of love - Alaz realizes that it's only Asi's faith in him that he needs.Ā
#yabani#yabani dizi#yabani fanfiction#yabani fanfic#aslaz#aslaz fanfiction#aslaz fanfic#alaz soysalan#asi kız#alaz oÄlan
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TTPD The Anthology Summary Part 1 *IMO*
This is viewed through a queer lens because I believe she is fucking done playing nice so now sheās throwing it in our facesāFUCKING SEE ME
1) Fortnightā
I was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me/I was a functioning alcoholic till nobody noticed my new aesthetic
*MIGHTY GOD we start right out the gate sad as hellāno one noticed her queer flagging both quiet and loud and that pushed her from being a functioning alcoholic to a not functioning one. She then says to the fans who refused to acknowledge her truth āI hope that youāre ok but youāre the reasonā FOR ME BEING INSANE
*Mentioning wanting to kill people thatās a first and I love it
*I love you itās ruining my life OUCH š¤ yes that sounds like something straight people deal with š
2) TTPD-
*Iām sorry I canāt remember what mutual said this, but I love love this as coming from Karlieās perspective. It absolutely fits. She ground Taylor in a way no one else can
*First mention of suicideāboth canāt live without the other
*Were crazyāowning the demons together
*The wedding ring lineāGOD
3) MBOBHFTā
*I see this one as Taylor viewing herself as a commodity, also as someone who is broken and needs to be fixed so that she remains lovable. It also gives me Cardigan vibes without the redemption arc
4) Down Badā
*Love this Alien Abduction theme. Melody is even spacey sounding. The entire song uses alien motifs and I adore it. Fave line ātheyāll say Iām nuts if I talk about the existence of youā Brilliant š½ Also the concept of an Out of this World Love
5) So Long Londonā
*Cool openingābeautiful when they layer her own voice
How much sad did you think I had in me? š«
*I see this song as a My Tears Ricochet 2. Taylor giving all her youth to someone for free. You say I abandon the ship but I was going down with itāI truly believe she tried and begged them to let her come out for years and she was always shot downā2 graves 1 gun, more murder imagery
*So Long London, so long Big Machine
6) BDILHā
Absolutely beautiful and heartbreaking song
These people only raise you to cage you š«
*Sarahs and Hannahs/braided hair/church/Elders making decisionsāgiving cult/LDS vibes
Stay away from her -Elders are yelling thisāto who? Taylor? So Taylor needs to stay away from HER interesting
*Shed rather burn it all down than listen to them complain about her sexuality and how it impacts them
My good name, itās mine alone to disgrace āabsolutely shots fired at Scott Swift
*Soliloquies line is incredibleāāIāll never seeā is such a burn š
*This isnāt a phase, this is who she is!!
*YOU AINT GOTTA PRAY FOR ME!! GET THEM ALL BITCHāSHOW THEIR ASSES
*This is my choice!!
GET šš¼ THEM šš¼ ALL
NO YOU CANT COME TO THE WEDDING PERIOD
7) FOTSā
*Pretty Baby, much like Babydoll is reserved for women and gay men and theys and thems. We donāt call straight men this š
*Fresh out the slammerārealllly trying to get these idiots to understand that sheās felt jailed /caged/trapped
My friendsā¦Watch me daily disappearing š« fuck
Wearing Imaginary rings š«š«š« Says hello to paper rings says hello to imaginary lockets
*Itās gonna be alright she did her time!! š„¹
8) FLORIDA!!!ā
I adore this songāmy second fave on the album and absolute fucking banger. So glad Florence agreed to this they makes an amazing duo vocallyāmain vibesāFlorida is the place Taylor wants to go to fucking escape the mess she lives in day to day. Anything goes, everyone is there hiding from somethingāthe law, family, winterānothing is too weird or unacceptedāand a certain someone has a house there š
My friends all smell like weed or little babies š
Florenceās verse is chefs kissāEarl had to die vibes, watching bodies sink into the swamp, just full on misandry I LOVE ITāis that a bad thing to say in a song?? š GET THEM ALL
Also I bet this song made Swifties uncomfortable š
FUCK ME UP FLORIDA š¤š¼š¤šæš¤š¾
9) Guilty as sin?
The Gay Longing/Gay Sex Song
*Another* suicide referenceābut sheās just joking right swifities?

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No no thatās fine she just described an orgasm and if sheās not touching the person, letās assume the pic below ā¬ļø is like HEY THIS IS THE SEX IM SPEAKING ABOUTāitās very much giving The Man pose for getting domeš
And then the Jesus reference is just chefs kissāgay sex is seen as sin and unholy by idiots and she said ok then bitch, what if I tell you the sex is so good we ARE whatās holy??

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She literally said messy top lip kiss and got away with it like ššššššš
10) WAOLOMā
I justā¦ā¦this may be my favorite song of hers ever. Itās absolutely incredible in its intensity, rawness, and truth as well as being a banger
Every lyric screams her pain
My bare hands paved their path/you donāt get to tell me about sad/ If you wanted me dead you shouldāve just said
I leap from the gallows and I levitate down your street āWitch Imagery again!!
WHOSE AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME
š¹YOU SHOULD BE š¹

Shots fired again at Scott Swift!! Letās hear one more jokeāthey mocked her pain because they truly thought they could convince her she wasnāt gay š«„

GODDDD š«

Put narcotics into all of my songsāāa drug or other substance that affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegallyāa drug that relieves pain and induces drowsiness, stupor, or insensibilityā
SHE SAID I HAVE TO USE MALE PRONOUNS AND FAKE REFERENCES TO MEN IN MY LYRICS SO YOU IDIOTS STAY STUPID AND HAPPY
and thatās why youāre still singing along š

Just WOW
Brilliant and Heartbreaking and RAW
š¤š¤š¤ We love you Girl š¤š¤š¤
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El's Outfit Rating - S1
Since doing this for Mike was so much fun, I decided to do it for El's wardrobe too. Gotta beat the between-seasons blues.š




Okay, season 1 is actually a horrible season to do this for.š None of the clothes she wears are her own and I can't say anything funny about the above, except that this is the only time I love Mike's beige jacket.




Next please. I already rated this outfit for Mike.š Cozy vibes, love the sharing, aaaaaand really not my colours. BUT! We got an optional blue jacket!šļøššļø El must have found it somewhere at the Wheelers' house. Those two blues are one blue too much.š I'm sorry, but I rate it down to
2 out of 5 āā



OUR SALVATION!!!š¤©šš Okay, this dress goes through so many variations, I'll rate them individually (also there isn't anything else after this, whelpš« ).
Stage 1 is a baby pink dress with balloon sleeves and a white collar, plus blonde wig. Love the pink, I'm a HUGE fan of pastels (not a lot of those in ST, BUT there are some highlights).šš©· All the way for poofiness too.š What I don't like is the collar and the ruffled fabric of the top part, but there are actually pink and green dots you can see in the 2nd picture if you squint - I think they're stars? That's a cute detail.⨠But the wig looks too much...like a wig.š§ Compared to everything else though...Plus

Mike like š
4 out of 5 āāāā


The blue jacket returns.š The white socks with the green and yellow stripes are actually a cute detail though.š¤šš She took the wig off too, plus

Mike like š
3 out of 5 āāā



It gets worse though.š¬ Grey taped goggles, a blue plaid shirt (from Hopper, I think?), white and brown striped towel.š«£Baby girl is sad and tired.š The dress is dirty. Nothing left but to end with
1 out of 5 āš¬
Good riddance, S1.š«” S2, I'm looking forward to you.šš¤§
#Mileven#Pro Mileven#El Hopper#Eleven Hopper#Stranger Things#Mileven is endgame#When I thought of doing El's outfits I thought of s3 and was like:#YAY! This is going to be fun!!š#Then I watched s1 ā ļø#It's awful how seeing things from this perspective hits so hard because you realise#She has no possessions because she was treated like a possession herself#Makes Mike promising her real food and her own bed and even his room!!!#All the more heartwarming and important#My edits#Eleven#Gloriously silly#Costumes#Fashion#Outfits
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Storytelled my first CtD (20th anniversary edition) one-shot set in Rus during Ivan the Terrible (so not long after the Shattering). Had a wonderful time, my players are very fun and creative people, so it was a blast :D
Here are portraits of NPC's I've made as well as some lore notes about each of them under the cut :]
1) Zlata, satyr childling. She was actually abandoned in the woods by her mortal parents who caught up on some weird thing going on with their daughter and, being really superstitious (not surprising during that time) decided their kid is dangerous :(
Thankfully my players adopted her just as expected and at the end of one-shot she found a new home in house of Januarius and his wife.
2) Igor Indrick, beastie Thallein. He's also a head of local Oprichnina (personal soldiers of Ivan the Terrible who went around the land pretending to be destroyers of potential state traitors but in fact just robbing and murdering people) ā a fact he abuses to specifically hunt changelings. All in all, terrible dude, in this house we don't like him.
3) Yuli, piskie Dauntain. Was tricked by sidhe he was serving into opening a cursed book, which Dreaming took personally. And by that I mean that Yuli became Dauntain with brand of the Lich, meaning that he from that point on had a phylactery which basically made him a thrall to whoever was in possession of said phylactery. Yay.
Yuli is actually a pretty good-natured guy, for Dauntain at least. As I said, he was a piskie once, so during the game he was trying his best not to harm Zlata and by association the players. In the end they got rid of vampire who possessed Yuli's phylactery and granted him freedom, except not so much ā unbeknownst to Yuli, one of players stole his phylactery. Hasn't used it, but the possibility is there.
I really want to give Yuli a redemption in eyes of the Dreaming in later games. Dude doesn't deserve a thing that happened to him... I don't care that C20 is kinda opposed to idea of redeeming Dauntain. Rules are my plaything š
4, 5) Agrippina, Kiasyd, vampire who was in possession of Yuli's phylactery. They lived in secluded place in the local forest, so Agrippina mainly used her power over Yuli to use him as a hunter for her: he lead unsuspecting people and other creatures to their house and Agrippina ate them. Yay. Her backstory is pretty sad, but it doesn't excuse a thing, so my players ended up killing her.
I'm a bit upset I can't make up stories about her and reborn and redeemed Yuli in modern nights, but narratively it was definitely for the better š
6) Leptonyx the Men-eater, an Unseelie selkie. She hasn't, in fact, eaten any men, but she's definitely killed at least one in order to make a new selkie's coat - I used fanmade lore which says that in order to create a selkie's coat mortal or seal with selkie's blood should die. Oops.
She's shunned from selkie's society for her crimes, which doesn't upset her one bit. During the game she cheerfully asked players to lead another human to her, which they reluctantly did, leading one of Oprichnina to her. Which means that there is now possibly selkie who comes from Oprichnina ā Leptonyx was looking for someone to pass the coat to.
7) Kirsa the Bloody, redcap. Leader of whole band of redcaps, she made players give her their possessions with a bit of threats before leading them to Januarius, whom she actually loves and who specifically asked her to lead any changelings escaping from Oprichnina to him. Sadly he didn't specify that those changelings are not to be robbed, and Kirsa's band needs something to eat... Oops.
There was a moment when Kirsa told players to give her everything of value they have and Zlata gave her flower crown which another player made for her. One of redcaps actually put it on, but sad eyes of Zlata made him ashamed of himself and he returned the flower crown to rightful owner š
8) Januarius of House Liam, autumn sidhe, ruler of freehold where players escaped to from their own, destroyed by Oprichnina. I dunno what to say about him. He's a good boy. Many adore him (even local redcaps, though they also enjoy messing with him), many think he is way to nice to be a capable ruler. For now his managing alright, but what will happen in the future? Only time will tell.
#artists on tumblr#original character#digital artist#ttrpg character#digitalart#old world of darkness#wod#spectrolart#wod oc#ttrpg art#ttrpg oc#ttrpg#changeling the dreaming#ctd#ctd oc#satyr oc#redcap#sidhe#selkie#spctr ctd
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All right, since this is the last post of 2024, so let me say about my life from this past year. Like a toast. Cheers! š¾š„š„³
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My 2024 has begun with wonky, dizzy, fuzzy not from being drunk (I've quitted drinking for 3 years š), but from journeying out of city to attend count down party and backing home at 3PM. I couldn't function until 3rd January...
The point is I've truly begun 2024 on 3rd January, continued studying Qabalah for Wiccan, but actually because of digging and diving deep into the world of Tarots and Astrology, in order to achieve more insightful and holistic approaches, and my career; Tarot reader and strifeful Astrologer in my country. Althought I must read 3 books altogether and later 5 books at the same time, my career has been being prosper until now.
First half 2024 was quite busy but eventually happy for me. People want to buy my maternal ancestors' house at the northern part of Thailand, immediaetly not long after New Year's day, my mum and I must quickly fly a half country. Above from benefits, I get a chance to reconcile with my uncles and aunts those who used to quarrel with me for years. Also, the family gathering is joyful one after my grandma passing away.
Another mesmerising journey is on May, it's been 12 years, since the last time I traveled to the beaches, yes! The beach! ššššāļøš Ocean feelings and seafoods! šš¦š¦Ŗ
On July, I should've known that it was the worst month from this year. Nevertheless, I'm gonna make it quick and simple; Neil Gaiman reveals his true colour (it hurts like brojen heart. NGL), such disgusting....and then my aunt (mum's younger sister) is dead.
Shock, I was. I love her so much as if she is my mum, but I'm still happy for her. Since, she had always wished not to live after we parted when I graduated from the University, so it's her intention. She doesn't commit suicide, she was just died in her sleep.
That makes a bit last half 2024 sad.
But, the big regret here is: I must sorry to my dear friends here for being on hiatus more than 2023. Yet, most of them are actual necessary, like on late july.
Next year, I'm gonna try to be more sociable! š„°š„°š„°
Annnnnnnnnnnd now allow me to raise the glass to these 3 friends I've make here!
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@sigelfire
Thank you so much for being here for me all along, all the way, and almost all the time! Not just only Diego Luna's fandom. Even though we haven't long conversation and talked much like before I spent less time here. I'm truly and really utmost sorry for all and everything I've ever done, which they might upset and disturbe you - even make you angry. Please forgive me š I love you so muuuuuuuchhhhhhhh ššš„°š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”
@aaronsaxon
You are the first, who approaching and befriending with me on Diego Luna's fandom. I'm really happy that we making acquaitance, honestly. Though, you've been busy since last year, but you still keep in touch and usually stopping by to greet and update each other! I'm so glad š„°š„°š„° I really like you, to be honest šš§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”
@letthefairyinyoufly
Maybe we've only befriended just 3 months, but I feel like a year, and I'm delighted to get to know you that you and me have much stuffs and fandoms in mutual! š§” Especially with Rings of Power, Haladriel, House of the Dragon, Game of Thrones, Period Dramas, and many TV series! I'm exceedingly appriciated our new friendship and some how kindred spirits in it! Hope we will continue being friends for years to come! šš§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”š§”
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SO MANY HEADCANONS.
(copy and pasting some of my older posts btw)
ALSO! Ask me any of my other headcanons with the ask feature thingy, for example, creek hcs, clyde hcs, or anything like that. ill answer!
Stan: Blue eyes, short black greasy hair ( he never washes his frickin hair ) he has some acne, he's the 2nd tallest in the main 4, he's thin, has earrings, he has a slipknot pin on his hat, and has some eye bags because he never sleeps š± he's bisexual ( girl pref ) and Demi boy. He has autism, and asthma. special interest is bored games, he listens to Slipknot, MCR, deftones, Korn, his fav song is Duality. his fav food is m&ms, his fav video game is Roblox, he also plays RimWorld, terrified of snakes, his fav shows are Stranger things, The simpsons, Spongebob, and Rick and morty, cares more for animals than most people, gets annoyed when people talk to much. His phone is full of pictures of Sparky. whenever he's home alone he chugs some of Randy's beer š his phone is always on do not disturb. still keeps in touch with the goth kids. he's very close with Tolkien, which Kyle got mad about since Stan was jealous when Kyle was making tiktoks with Tolkien. he gets B-. Loves horror games and movies and forces kyle to play them with him, paints his nails black. asks for a cat every Christmas, has a Bart Simpson sad pfp ( you know those.. ) really into creepy pastas. he watched TheOddOnesOut, and SomethingElseYT
Kyle: he has olive eyes, really curly short ginger hair, he has braces, and a bigger nose, he's pretty pale and has freckles, the shortest out of the 4, and he's chubby. he's bisexual and asexual ( he ofc found out when he's older ). he has type 1 diabetes (and is really embarrassed about it). anxiety, autism ( his special interest is ocean creatures ) and bad anger issues. he listens to AJR, Green day, The cure, Weezer, The offspring. his fav song is Pretty fly for a white guy. his fav food is stew, and and he drinks monster sometimes. His fav game is Minecraft and Fnaf 1. He's a giant germaphobe, he washes his hands after every time he goes somewhere. he's also scared of gore. he watches Gravity Falls, BfDI. Spongebob, Him and Ike watch Yo gabba gabba together šš He cant watch horror movies, and cant play scary games. He talks A LOT. He has a handsanitizer bottle on his desk. His favorite holiday is Halloween, he gets A+ most of the time, but sometimes he gets A-. he spends 2 hours doing his hair, he studies really hard, and gets furious if someone else in class gets a higher grade ( its usually Wendy ) he try's to draw good, and thinks he does, but its very poorly drawn cartoon drawings with detailed eyes. he try's to straighten his hair but it just looks very weird, and it made him sad šHIM AND STAN WATCH SPONGEBOB TOGETHER AND THEY LOAD UP ON EVERYSINGLE SNACK. he's insecure about his looks. he looks up to his dad a lot, he cry's when his teachers don't respond to him putting up his hand š. doesn't notice when he's raising his voice. sleeps with his orca whale plushie š He watches Markiplier, Flamingo, and LS Mark.
Cartman: 1 brown eye, 1 blue eye, short light brown messy hair, he has long eyelashes and some acne, he has a tooth gap, he's the tallest of the 4, and ofc he's a fatass š he's gay, lactose intolerant and has heterochromia (left is brown, right is blue) He listens to Lady gaga, Britney spears, Taylor swift. and his fav song is Poker face. His fav food is Cheesy Poofs, and Pancakes. His fav game is Happy wheels and People playground. he has Trypanophobia. He watches Saw, The Human Centipede, and Happy tree friends. when he plays Minecraft with people he refuses to share a house with someone cuz it's gay, he scams kids in Roblox adopt me. Him and Shelly play smash or pass together with celebrities š he has a Instagram account for Mr Kitty. He's an iPad kid š¤Ŗš¤Ŗš¤Ŗš¤Ŗ goes on Omegle (let's pretend it's still up) and pretends to be a girl. Has an account on Twitter just for making fun of Kyle, listens to true crime. Collects stickers šš begs his mom to give him robux, he also has another Twitter account that's a Stan account for lady Gaga. Terrified of Wendy šš² the coon is his fursona, he also pretends that he hates furrys but secretly is one š Gets C-. reddit user.. says "MY CONTROLLER BROKE" when he loses a game, he's fluent in German. He's really smart, sometimes even smarter than Kyle, but doesn't care to use it for good, he just uses it for asshole shit. Sleeps with all 10000 of his stuffed animals. he hates fathers day. he watches Trisha paytas, ishowspeed, and shane dawson. šš
Kenny: Blue eyes, messy blonde hair, he has a tooth gap, and his clothes are really dirty, he's the 2nd shortest of the 4, and he's pretty skinny, he's pansexual and genderfluid. he listens to Cardi B, Gorillaz, Vengaboys. and his fav song is Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! his fav food is Grilled cheese. His fav game is DDLC and FNF (he plays on butters pc) He watches Pokemon, MPL ( originally Karen forced him to watch it but he kinda likes it LMAO ) and Sailor moon. he falls asleep in class a lot. He gets B+. therapist friend, zones out a lot. He sometimes comes to school with pigtails that Karen gave him. He never fights with his siblings. Stan always gives him some of his school lunch. his clothes are covered in holes and stains. he loves playing truth or dare and always picks dare. he loves birthday party's and always take a ton of food to bring to his family. he wants a pet rat so bad. he likes Stan the best out of the main 4, he sometimes finds Kyle super annoying and cartman... well its cartman.. goes outside and burns pieces of paper for fun. he watches Mr Beast ( he comments on every video "please help me") Gawr Gura, Ironmouse, and Pokimane.
Butters: Blue eyes, very short blonde hair, a scar on his right eye. he's the same height as Kenny, slim, has a couple freckles but not NEARLY as much as Kyle šØhe's Bisexual. He has PTSD. He listens to BTS, Disney songs, his fav song is Butter š His fav food is Ice cream ( strawberry ) His fav game is Hello Kitty Island Adventure, and Roblox. He watches Hello kitty (ofc) MLP ( him and Kenny watch it together) and Spongebob. He loves pastel colors. VERY bad memory, likes the taste of milk, Bites his nails, He still has the Marjorine clothes and likes to dance around in them, HIM AND BRADLEY ARE PEN PALS. Has to sing the ABCs to know the placements Gets A-. He also cant watch horror movies or play scary games like Kyle. He starts celebrating Christmas in October. watches those boys vrs girls gacha life music videos. USES THOSE VERY CURLY STRAWS IN CHOCOLOTE MILK AND BLOWS BUBBLES IN THEM!!! He's an art kid. He watches DanTDM, and Stampy
PLEASE DONT FLOP THIS TOOK 5 DAYS
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(Responding remaining asks for the ask post in a bundle)
Thank you š„ŗ But hey, you only won't have more Soulsborne knowledge than me with THIS attitude!! You gotta believe in yourself! XD
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THANK YOU SO MUCH!! Also I feel like I know who you are XD
That guy, honestly.. I remember giving him some thoughts and analysis that I am still proud of even back in time before I was aware of finer details and translation errors. He felt like someone very real and full of nuances even in my "sounds like creep" era, and then first character I wrote a good analysis on! I take credit for popularising the knowledge about English localisation completely skewing him, because despite LP's document being in access for years nobody fished out THOSE details from it until me!! It took deliberate searching with the purpose of learning THE character!!!! š
I miss my more "unalloyed" version of Gehrman though, such a real cold dead-inside man, saved and adopted from abusive house but with the demons inside left forever, whose lack of empathy made him perfect hunter and whose sole true positive emotion in life was meeting Maria but then he took a massive L fsdhdsh I blame @fantomette22 for softening my general perception of him though by just standing there!!! You and your soft ass! GET OVER HERE-
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^ This one was sent during me typing this post! Thank you very much, this is a lot of praise.. Ń.Ń I am self-conscious about my art and feel like the only way to improve is to get a teacher, which can't be organised any time soon, but I am happy you enjoy it as it is still!
(and I am sure your personality is great as well <:3 )
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Which 'hot' takes? My takes at cooking that chicken @heraldofcrow JUST right? Well this makes sense I guess dfshhsd
fdjhshdsf okay seriously, thank you XD I am not good at dignified, intelligent way of describing my theories that sounds like telling a sad tale or a scary legend that I see some people do both in text and podcasts.. Hell, some of such posts sound like small fanfics! And I sure as hell don't want to accidentally slip into the unapproachable, humourless "let me educate you peasants" tone (it is hard to not even notice)! So the only option left for me as a wordy kind of loredigger was to unleash my inner clown!! I heard people say that adding jokes and cursed memes in the middle of sharing a theory is actually relaxing, so I am glad I am this way <:3
Also really not tryna become a "contrarian" kind of user, we do NOT have a shortage of blogs that throw a shade at the fandom trust me! But what do I do when I also have a lot to say... š Aren't we all just people who desperately try to not be Hunters until beasts come at OUR doorstep?
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This is what you see in a Petri dish you've put me in after 2 minutes:
Yes I know I used this image today already you just made it VERY hard to not do it again sdhhfsdsd Anyways, thank you!!
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Thank you! I hope you still like them!!
I'd actually say that anyone can make really unique headcanons and interpretations! My secret is actually to minimise exposure to the takes in the fandom until I've came up with my idea to offer! It helps me to jump into a metaphorical pillowfort with @val-of-the-north when a character or a question interests us and brainstorm the ideas; I do the suggestions, intuition, right questions and imagination part, whereas he does finding the most obscure gameplay consequences, finds obscure images from the furthest corners of the internet and remembers literally every detail that could help or debunk like a supercomputer! *sets the 'days since praising Val on public' counter back to 0 AGAIN fhsdhds*
THEN I hop on Tumblr and offer my idea and look what other people say (with rare exceptions about smaller things). Key word is, 'THEN'! I've met many people who were shocked when I informed them that what they assumed was canon in fact was just a popular fanon! Many people make the same mistake: they see many people doing [thing] and just assume it has to be legit then and never double check for selves! This ensures less variety of interpretations with all (designs, ships, story, portrayals and takes) which is a bit disheartening! Just remember to 1) look at the source material with clear eyes, only consulting wikis and reference videos, for example to know about questline or item you've missed 2) communicate with the fandom about a topic when you DO have your own idea already, this will me mutually enriching for both and 3) never simply take majority's word as canon! And then you will be like me! x)
You will ALSO be like me if you add Spongebob meme within a serious theory and organise dash wars with your mutuals but that's for another story fdshfhsd
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The ungodly urge to write a fic for IASIP that takes place in the universe of a book series I loved as a tween called House of Night
Context: it's a vampire book series where teens are marked to become vampires and they go to a school while their bodies make the change. 50% change you'll die tho by your body rejecting it. Blue vampyres are fledglings who complete the change. Red vampyres rejected the change and died, but then got brought back to life and aren't completely right. They're like traditional vampires unlike the blue, and are newer and pretty much unknown atp. This book series reflects the time it was written in just like IASIP does by how it's written.
The basis would be Mac is a human and Charlie is a blue vampyre. They're childhood friends still; Mac just still hangs out around Charlie even after he gets taken away to the House of Night. Charlie snuck out a TON during his fledgling years to see Mac. Eventually, Charlie becomes bound to Mac through the Warrior oath. Charlie thought it would be funny to try because he didn't realize that anyone could do it. So now he's sworn to protect Mac until he dies. His afinity is he's able to communicate with animals :)
But here is where it gets MESSY. Because tbh if it is a HON crossover it has to be messy.
Dennis was Charlie's roommate during their time as fledglings. He was the top of his class and was a Dark Son (think of a high school frat basically) and everything. He has an afinity for fire and used it to do party tricks to impress girls. But in their third year, his body rejects the change while the Tulsa high priestess is in town (she is on a trip to collect a different student to transfer her) and dies. He wakes up in a basement with Charlie over him, panicking. Charlie is saying how he said he'd stick with Dennis through it and got him somewhere else (Charlie went to find his body to be sad over his friend dying and found him as a red fledgling lol. Charlie is the first blood Dennis had šš)
Charlie hides Dennis for YEARS. Like. Years. He makes the change and moves Dennis underground to a basement he rents out with help from Frank. This is when Mac and Dennis meet again. Dennis turns into a full vampyre because he protects Mac from someone trying to kidnap him (Mac was trying to find Charlie and followed him to the basement)
Dennis, like a bastard, ends up feeding too much on Mac later on and they get imprinted.
So it's literally just human Mac with his blue vampyre warrior Charlie and then his red vampyre imprint Dennis. It is the most chaotic thing because Charlie and Dennis bicker and fight a lot because Charlie's oath is stronger and permanent while Dennis's imprint is until it fades or he breaks it. Which he threatens Mac with a few times because Dennis is a dick, and a red vampyre (breaking an imprint horrible for the human. Like. They feel like part of them dies and it's HORRIBLE. They have no will to live).
Red vampyres are also usually just assholes because they lose their humanity when they are brought back to life. So Dennis is struggling to balance himself because on one hand... He lost his humanity for years and only got it back and still can be horrible due to it. Bro is literally with a god hole because he stopped feeling for years and lost everything that made him feel emotions other than hunger/negative emotions and he has the ability again but it's still hard for him.
Also, Mac's Catholicism vs the knowledge that a goddess who isn't God exists and his best friend is one of her children through being a vampire
Anyways. I doubt anyone would be interested in this so congrats if you read this
#iasip#charmacden#macden#charlie kelly#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#its always sunny in philadelphia#read later#always sunny
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HELLO SJONNERS :D my order arrived and ohhhhhh my giddy aunt this is just amazing !!!!!!! i put off getting anything for so long because i'm mortified of making purchases but this is just beautiful. i wanted to share some pictures of what i got and where it's gonna live :)

here is my beautiful beautiful keyring !!!!!!!!!!!! i actually peeled the stuff off of this keyring i learned the hard way bc the first ones like this i ever had i was like i don't believe in no darn film ! and then wondered why they scratched so easy until they all started peeling and i was like ohhhhhhhh but i did skip the dumbassery this time >:)

keyring is living on my 3ds case which is the treve equivalent of being actual royalty because that thing is like my sixth limb (fifth is my massive schlong). this is literally the star of the show best keyring everrrrr i am Mx. Old Man Fucking Yaoi and anyone who didn't already know that is gonna know when i get the 3ds out on the bus to play hatsune miku project mirai dx š making my reputation known worldwide

also these little bits thank you soooooooo much omg !!!!! suffering from cool shit but nowhere to put it disease rn and it's terminallllll i might by a tiny little picture frame i can't lie. and the fucking blueberry mouse i cannot even because i was sad when i realised the blueberry mouse keyring had sold out so to have him here with me i'm like my son is home from the war !!!!!!!!! i've been thinking a lot lately about how blueberry mouse rhymes with gregory house so i'm like extra excited about it he is literally gregory house's second cousin or something. and garfield and the cow rahhhhhhhhh i cannot even the cow is so baby the garf is so fieldy i'm going to be searching up like three million things to put a sticker on tonight

and the packagingy bits in my scrapbook !!!! my sould died a bit with the sticker in the top left but i can't lie i'm enjoying the texture sensation it is allowing so let's call it a happy accident ! :) i loved the way it was packaged, it felt so intricate like you really care a lot about it and put effort into the little details :'D
once again thank you so much for creating all this it is just stunning, genuinely. and fuck you for adding more things to the shop my car insurance is too expensive and it's all too pretty what the hellllllllll /j
AHHHHHHHH im so so so happy you like everything š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ AND SJDJDJDJDJFN BLUEBERRY MOUSE GREGORY HOUSE I AM OBSESSED you're so right they're cousins now!!!!!!!!!!!! šššššš thank you so so so so so much for supporting me i love you thnak you ššššššššššššššš
#ALSO WE ARE SO SIMILAR!!!!!! i also save almost everything when i order something sndjdjdjd#my journal is getting.... THICK LMAO akdjjdnfnfnfnffjfjfjfn#THANK YOU BFF#shop reviews#emails š
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Hola Ailo!!!! The recap that you did ask for is here(a little bit late sorry but still counts), Louis show at the Victorious Festival:
Festival poster.
As you saw but still will link some pics because he look gorgeous, Louis wore full black with a cap š« and the barricade photo I show you that deserves to be link again haha.
šØHighlight of the recap shirtless Steve is back!!! Thank you Steve šØ (no idea if that is a highlight for you but it wouldn't be a recap of me without that important info).
His family was there, here is a cute video of Lottie, other with Olive and other with Lucky.
Seems like the weather was cold, because Mr. Weather Man comment about it and also was doing some arms and hands gestures a few times to said that he was cold, poor Louis, but hey we thank him for showing a tank top.
He said this sweet quote and mention that it was his first festival in the UK.
Here he was interacting with a fan but I wonder what the sign said.
Louis instagram story.
Some observations about the live:-Hands up and down during kill my mind instead of kmm lights (like this other time that they did it in other festival), seems like is a tradition now and I love it.
-You can see his family on the side of the stage moving to the rhythm.
-Fans were yelling I love you Louis and he was smiling.
-He was interacting with a lot of fans, was very smiley and so confident. It was lovely seeing him like this.
He also sign a doncaster bear of a fan I guess maybe after the show I don't know.
For your Nouis' heart, Louis give a like to a video of Niall and Ed Sheeran singing Little Things (here is the full video) on today's show of Niall, they also sing Lego House (there was no live š, we just have to listen after it was sad but still beautiful).
Louis took a shot backstage with Phoebe and Daisy.
I already share it but still, the short setlist 11 songs rip 7 š.
The crowd look huge, I'm so proud of him.
Here is the live in case you want to watch it.
And that is it for the baby recap. I'm probably missing some things but is what I could do, I was very busy with Niall's updates so I didn't pay much attention to everything that was shared yet.
Let me know what you think, I love reading reactions of the recaps :)
I hope you have a lovely day. Here is a spanish phrase for you: Te mando un abrazo.
Oh wow CC š¤©š¤©š¤© this is amazing!! Thank you so much!! š Even though I did request it (as Iām in the alps, no wifi, and quite some fandom fomo), the feeling of getting a recap is⦠so unexpectedly heartwarming! š„° It made me sing We Made It āsayinā goodbye, wavinā to the hard timesā to the mountains this morning, as you really make me feel so included!!
I love the outfit as a whole: it works!! Iām glad you sent a photo of the cap, I wouldāve missed the āmauled by a dragonā aspect of it otherwise. š¤Ŗ
Weatherman Louis š„¶ lives in an entirely different climate than Steve š„µ! And the shivering pic⦠is gonna be a favourite of mine!! Itās convincing me that it mustāve been freezing š
Aww⦠the mini Tomlinsons!! š„¹ They do bring a cuteness factor that we donāt often see. And I canāt believe how big Olive is! Can that really be?!?š¤š¤
I love that the kmm hands are back: you know the Louies are in the crowd whenā¦!!
Iām guessing the sign was one of those āplease write me a tattooā or something requests⦠and Louis didnāt wanna explain that heās working, day job etc again⦠so he just says āhow?ā in THAT voice⦠wow! š« Good of you to include that!! š¤
Mini but fun setlist! Face the Music surviving every cut is a surprise to me, but hey⦠not my day job š«¢
And thanks for the bigger picture: Niall singing Little Things with Ed! Yeah! And Louis liking it!! Now cāmon boysā¦!! Just a little click, babe!
So much more to say but the kids & mountains are calling. Schƶne GrüĆe aus den Bergen!
Und herzlichen Dank für die tolle Zusammenfassung!! š«¶š«¶š«¶
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