#S M K

[uhzuku]

big beefy men who whine for you to let them cum! big beefy men who whimper while you bounce on their lap! big beefy men who hold onto the furniture and beg to “please, please let me touch you!” big beefy men who cry from how good it feels! big beefy men who hide their faces in embarrassment from the noises they make on accident! big beefy men who cling tight to you while fucking you so they can be as close as possible! big beefy men who whine and beg for you to give them a kiss while they’re balls deep! big beefy men who

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[poltergirlst]

confidentiality manhwa

[comingdownwithme]

what is toby’s relationship with jack and ben? since i assume they’re already friends with jeff lol

He hasn't met them (yet) since Toby can't go outside of the Slenderman's territory unless ordered to, but when Jeff comes "home" from his uhh... adventures? He catches Toby up on where he's been and that includes the "friends" Jeff has made along the way.

From what Toby's heard, he actually likes Jack even if he's a lil weird, (but he can't exactly talk knowing who he works for and what he's done) and considers him a friend even if they haven't actually met. Though Jeff doesn't talk about him (or anyone) in the nicest way, Toby can tell that he trusts Jack at least, and by extension, he would too.

Toby doesn't trust Ben though 😭 he thinks he's a lil creepy and he doesn't have the best image of ghosts since he's been haunted enough by the memories of his past life ever since his "rebirth". Jeff- again- doesn't talk about the people he's met in the best light most of the time, so he considers Ben a nuisance (in the way you'd find a younger sibling annoying, not that Toby caught onto that)

[rockkyroad1301]

[arthrobug]

Son of a bitch

[ryllen]

.+💚. Green .💚+.

[tagerrkix]

[ichayalovesyou]

Why Do Old-School TV Duos Have SUCH MLM Vibes?!

I think there’s something very specific about the formula and writing style of non-serialized/semi-serialized shows from the 60s to 80s that featured two grown men going on wacky dangerous adventures that makes my gay little literary analysis brain go absolutely off the wall bonkers. I’m trying to figure out why!

I’m writing this on my Trek blog because I don’t think this pattern in people actually shipping these types of relationships the way they do if fandom as we know it wasn’t born via TOS in syndication. That being said! I also think it has to do with the way these shows are designed that makes myself and others OBSESSED with a specific character dynamic that feels (to me) damn near impossible to replicate in modern television. In a way that’s more than just fandom, it’s in the way TV like this was written at the time!

Further explanation under the cut!

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I think what it usually boils down to is this. There’s a charming protagonist whom without the series could not operate, frequently top billed or the title character! (See: Wild Wild West, Starsky & Hutch) BUT he doesn’t have anyone to play off of! So what do they do pretty much every single time? Give Mr. Idealized Vision of Time-Period Masculinity For Genre a second guy to rhyme with!

See but the other guy has to play opposite but parallel to our hypermasculine protagonist. So what frequently ends up happening is that in order to play off our “normal” guy, even though he’s also a white dude, is that he’s still somehow Other.

They’re always perfect for each other, and they always get into scenarios that would be written, shot and interpreted by conventional audiences as romantic IF either one of those characters were a woman! Especially at the time these shows were made in.

If the one is aggressive, the other is gentle. If the protagonist is violent, his counterpart is intellectual. If the one is stoic, the other is emotional. Which (while one size def doesn’t fit all) usually makes the second guy come off as much more queer-coded (and sometimes other minorities like neurodivergent/disabled etc) than the other because of the traits associated with masculinity vs gayness at the time! Our prime examples in these gifs are Spock, Hutch, Artemus, and also *BJ!

*(M*A*S*H is a bit of a unique case since the show flirts with queerness more openly in ways that people more into the series have explained better than me but I think it still fits the formula I’m discussing.)

Here’s the thing though right? We’ve got two best friends, and the show NEVER really feels right if one of them is missing unless the focus of the story is how A & B operate without each other while trying to find the other one. They stick with and rescue each other unfailingly in scenarios that might destroy a regular friendship.

Hell, there’s often stuff that would emotionally/physically destroy a regular person/character in modern media. But because it’s not serialized they always seem to pull through seemingly through the power of friendship alone or dealing with it off-screen! Emotional consequences? Yuck! (Unless it’s M*A*S*H or Starsky & Hutch, like I said, not monolithic)

Here’s the thing that some people might say throws a wrench into the interpretation I’m discussing. What about the absolutely non-stop parade of conventionally attractive women the main protagonist (and less frequently the supporting man) goes through?

I would reply: how many of those female characters actually emotionally impact our protagonists as characters long term?

The answer is of course, because it’s NOT serialized, almost none! Kirk can watch Edith Keeler get killed by a car accident and still be making eyes at Spock the next episode. Hawkeye can have a “life changing” romance with a Vietnamese humanitarian woman, then share a blanket with BJ next episode like she never existed!

The Doylist explanation of course is not just the fact it wasn’t serialized but also just, constant, blatant 20th century sexism. Which SUCKS!!! As well as not wanting a long term love interest to throw off the character dynamic of our duderagonists. It’s the 20th century tv equivalent of bros before hoes.

However the Watsonian explanation always seems to result in no love interest EVER being more important than what the two protagonists have no matter whether you think they’re queer or not. No attractive woman could make our reputed babe-hound protagonist abandon his buddy. There’s no earnest romance our more queer-coded supporting man doesn’t end (or get ended for him) often for the protagonist’s sake.

Now some of these women are incredibly well written and straight up GOOD matches for our guys. So why wouldn’t they get involved in something long term UNLESS!! They were in love with each other the WHOLE time?

What if protagonist (frequently the babe hound) doesnt know he’s queer, or knows but doesn’t know he’s in love with his bestie, or any number of similar fruity explanations? The supporting man also runs into this explanation but people tend to believe he’s already aware that he’s queer but either also doesn’t know he’s in love or is keeping it to himself because time-period homophobia and/or thinking (probably not unreasonably) that babe hound is straight?

Between the inherent closeness of being narrative foils. The regularly scheduled life or death drama creating sometimes insanely romantic (in the narrative if not a literal sense) drama between the two. The revolving door of weekly women they never seem to get attached to enough to leave one another. The non-serialized nature resulting in sparse personal information/history about the protagonists as a result.

I think between the very NATURE of the way tv shows were written at the time. Plus the way fandom was shaped by a dynamic that has rippled through how media works and is interpreted by fans for decades upon decades. It’s not hard to imagine getting really emotionally invested in the possibility of the protagonists being in love is a fantastic way to enjoy the media!

In conclusion, it’s really fun and easy to go “these bitches gay! Good for them good for them!”

[clownsuu]

Same vibe???????????

BRUVVVVVVVVVV W H E E E. EE E Z E

[savagebite]

Price x Gn!reader one shot

summary: price beats the crap outta you for not doing all the chores after he comes home from work and he assaults you. He packs a punch so be warned.

Tw/Contains: hitting, insulting, and non con.

Bonus link to watch that inspired me <3: (tw hitting)

Pairings:Price x Gn! Reader

The soft sound of crickets chirp outside as you clean the dishes, the lukewarm water running across your hands as you move the sponge around the plate. You hear the door open, freezing as the door slams making you flinch slightly. The heavy footsteps walk across the living room, then to the kitchen. Feeling the taller figure loom over you, a soft panic washes over you as you pray to yourself to whatever god there was that he didn’t have a bad day. A pair of heavy arms hug around your waist, cuddling into the crook of your neck.

“Welcome home….how was your day?” You softly ask, a small quiver of fear in your voice

Instead of answering, he hugs you a bit tighter, a non-verbal answer that his day didn’t go well. Putting down the dishes, you turn on your heal and face him nervously. You hug him, comforting him as you coo

“Wanna talk about it?” You softly ask, Looking up at him

He shakes his head, letting go and grabbing a beer from the fridge, the soft glass bottles clicking together as he gets up to walk to the couch. He sits down with a sigh, watching the tv.

After you finish up the dishes, you sit next to him, a distance between you two. A small grumble leaves him about his job as he talks, angry at a mission gone wrong, you can barely pay attention. He was getting angry, making you nervous. Slamming his bottle down after finishes,he sits up walking to the bathroom presumably to shower. You take his empty bottle and throw it away sighing.

“Sweetie? Where are my clothes” you freeze, a chill running through you. You forgot to clean his clothes. Shit.

nervously walking over to him, peaking your head through the door as you speak

I..forgot to clean them, I’ll do it tonight! It’ll be quick I-

A hard smack is thrown across your face, making you slightly stumble back before he grips your face making you look at him.

“I work all day, and all I expect is my partner to clean the house, but you can’t even do that. Are you that fucking stupid?”

Another smack is thrown, making you squeak in pain as he holds your face. Tears slowly start to well as he yells insults, insults you can’t even register as his hits turn to punches. Punches hit your stomach and ribs as he pins you on the floor, roughly pulling down your pants and whatever else you had on.

You barely let out small no, he scowls, hitting your face as he roughly rubs your clit making you mewl in pain, before it turns into pleasure.

If you can’t do a basic task to help me, what’s the point of you staying around huh? Why don’t I just throw you out? He yells, angry

Tears well as he spits on your cunt, taking his fingers out as he grabs your hips as he unzips his uniform pants as he fishes out his cock. You panic, softly pushing him a bit, he barely notices. He positions himself as he grabs your hips, shoving himself in as he roughly thrusts and slams into you, uncaring.

Should be grateful I even fuck a useless cunt, can’t do shit can you? He spews, slamming roughly inside you.

A rough punch is slammed against your stomach as he continues, occasionally making fun of how you reacted. After a final punch, he roughly groans, cumming inside you. Pulling out immediately, he shoves you off him as he gets up, sighing as he walks away, his seed starting to leak out of you.

[luxmoogle]

Your bio says you can be bribed with lux, but what about 13 postcards I found randomly? Would you take those?

..THIRTEEN????

[jackgenderfuck]

Older design I made, reblogs always appreciated 🗝️

[eterniravioli]

the lord giveth (logan sq2) and the lord taketh away (charles no sq3 time)

[csyakult]

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