#Rwby AU

[pmpknsoup]

vampire weiss au my friend and i were cooking up were the vampires are actually fucked up and a little gross. yay!!!

[rwac96]

Ask, Original Farmer

What is the story between Farmer Jaune and City Girl Bleiss? It seems that is what Ren was implying.

Ren: *exhales* "Bleiss, the walking scandal of the Schnee family, practically seduced Jaune."

Jaune: *holding and bouncing a fussy baby boy* "Okay, I'll admit, I got lovestruck...well, for her twin sister."

Ren: "Who's technically already in a relationship, so Bleiss decided to show Jaune how much 'better' she was than Weiss."

Jaune: *holds his son close* "Well, I felt loved by Bleiss, even she can be pretty profane."

[scinnahunbun]

RWBY AU with my redesigns where Jaune dies! Inspired by this video

My redesigns

[razorblade180]

The Line

Carmine:Mom, I have a serious question.

Ruby:I have a serious question. *flipping eggs*

Carmine:You hate me going on a missions involving criminals. More over, you hate the idea of me taking a life.

Ruby:Most parents do. What’s up? A mission pop up?

Carmine:No. I was just thinking…you’ve obviously dabbled in extreme violence. What’s the line?

Ruby:Your life, or someone else’s that is caught in the crossfire.

Carmine:That’s a broad spectrum in our work.

Ruby:Yeah! That’s why I don’t let you take those missions regularly. Always try to be strong or clever enough to the point you don’t need to take a life. You’re a very talented person. *ruffles head* But you’re also too practical. Even hostages would be scared of you if you took down everyone to save them.

Carmine:I…guess that didn’t cross my mind.

Ruby:I will take you on bounty missions personally after you get a little more experience. Although…it would be a problem if you got put in danger around me. I wouldn’t want my own kid being scared of me.

Carmine:Why would- oh. Right, I guess you would kill for me.

Ruby:Any good mother doesn’t play about her kids. I wouldn’t take any risks; it’s why I don’t get on you too hard. I’ve been in your shoes. Just ask your father. One time he got captured on a solo mission and I went to get him. This was back when i was still his fiancé.

Carmine:Was he scared of you?

Ruby:Pfft, nah. He knew who he was marrying. It’s honestly refreshing you see me as a softie. It means I haven’t completely blundered as a mother.

Carmine:Honestly…I think I’d be okay with seeing you like that. Sometimes it’s hard; seeing how perfect you can be at times. Makes me feel like I’m doing something wrong.

Ruby:….You’re doing everything you can, and that’s always going to mean something to me. There’s no right or wrong in this; just learning as you grow.

Carmine:For what it’s worth, I’d never be scared of you.

Ruby:Thanks, kiddo. One of these days we’ll probably end up looking scary together.

Carmine:Heh, that’s a weird way of bonding. *leans on her*

Ruby:Yeah, but since when have we been normal?

[lewcidreamr]

Jaune, he couldn't feel his legs, and his body was sore all over, covered with lipstick kisses and hickies, covered in sweat, feeling like ran a marathon

Jaune: what happened?

Sees Ruby, Weiss and Neo, all nude, swaeting, all are sleeping on his sides with huge smiles on his face

Jaune: [crap......]

Jaune trying to leave with all his non-existent strength left,

Feels a tug and a couple of hands on him,

Jaune: what-

Jaune, was carried like luggage for a while after that

gets pulled back and hears a faint whisper: we're not done yet daddy

9 months later

Jaune: hey mom its me..... remember what you said about grandkids?

Jaune: thats still not happening im just here to tell you that i want you to meet someone, or someones

Just a normal day.

Jaune: *Sleeping*

Weiss: Did he fall asleep again?

Ruby: Yes, it is very tiring for him to carry most of our supplies.

Neo:... *Looking at Jaune*

Ruby: Is something wrong, Neo?

Neo: "Let's fuck him👉👌😈"

Weiss/Ruby: *red* What?!

[isopodfriedrice]

I won’t lie I open this app once every month on average. Oops

Blake from a werewolf au my friend and I made,, just cause I could. Yknow ✨

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Death had me once, he can have me again once I know our child is safe."

[rubyfunkey]

half-maiden scribbles

[shana340artblog]

Now my AU of team RWBY is set! Do you have a favorite design among the 4? Rwby and Weiss don't have concept sheets yet so I will make them at some point. Also some of the other characters will have designs that I made in the past but more refined while others will have completely new ones! No I don't have a name yet for the AU yet.. I was never good at names anyways T_T

[yellownicky]

Some RWBY doodles

[cherryinthesun]

Yang and Blake on one hot summer afternoon…

[rwac96]

Intrusive Thoughts (RWBY Shitpost)

*Weiss Schnee scowls at her syrup-covered book, seething with rage*

Weiss: *angry* "Nora...mind explaining why my book is covered in syrup?!"

Nora: *eating pancake sticks, dipping one in a cup of syrup* "I got hungry."

Weiss: *eye-twitch* "I beg your pardon?!"

---Weiss' Mind---

Weiss: *unsheathes Myternaster* "You got hungry?! How about eating while disemboweled!" *charges towards Nora*

Nora: *alarmed* "Hold on--!!"

*Nora shrieked in agony as Weiss impaled her abdomen, sinking the sharp tip of her weapon into the hammer-wielder's stomach; and then slicing it open horizontally, causing blood and guts to spill out*

Weiss: *covered in blood, smiling eerily* "Trying eating now, you oblivious, gluttonous imbecile!" *cackles loudly* "AHAHAHAHAHAHA--!!"

---Reality---

Nora: "Weiss? Uh, Remnant to Weiss."

*Nora stands in front of the angry Weiss, who is deep in thought*

Weiss: *forced smile* "I-I'm fine."

---LATER, AT THE BEACON CAFETERIA---

Weiss: *angry again* "I AM NOT FINE!!"

Yang: "Chill, Ice Queen! Nora said she's sorry."

Weiss: "Sorry doesn't cover the expenses I have to pay back...and right when my father cuts me off!"

Ruby: "Sounds like you were about to strangle her."

Weiss: *muttering* "Disembowelment is more like it..."

Blake: *disturbed* "Weiss, see a therapist."

Weiss: *turns to Blake* "Says the White Fang Deserter!"

Blake: "Still, it sounds like you have red flag thoughts. What's next? Thoughts of becoming a dictator?"

Weiss: "No...but that one sounds rather specific."

Pyrrha: *walks towards the table* "Oh, there you are, Weiss. The others and I talked to Nora about what happened, and she agreed to pay you back...with her own money."

Nora: *far away, whining* "MY PANCAKE MONEY!!!"

Weiss: *exhales in relief* "Thank you, Pyrrha. You're a sweetheart."

Pyrrha: *bashful* "Honestly, it was Jaune, Ren, and I being stern and firm with Nora."

Weiss: "I...I honestly don't know how to thank you..."

---Weiss' Mind---

Weiss: *rising from the table and grabbing Pyrrha by the shoulders* "Kiss me, damn you!"

*Weiss pulls Pyrrha towards her, kissing her, fully with her tongue; by the surprise of Team RWBY and the others around her*

Weiss: *moans, then breaks the kiss* "I want to take you, eat you out right here and now!"

*Disregarding where she was now, Weiss pushes Pyrrha down onto the table, spreading her legs and going in between her thighs*

Pyrrha: *blushing, shocked* "Weiss--OOOOOHH~!!!" *throws her head back* "Weiss~! Aaah, Weiss....Ooooh! Weiss--!"

---Reality---

Pyrrha: *concerned* "Weiss?" *waves her hand in front of Weiss' face*

Nora: "She's doing that thing again, huh?"

[sonagitalk]

she did not, matter of fact, make the shot.

[pin-poo]

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[akakumu43]

doodles featuring Sy's au's

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