Your grace, your humble paladin requests naught but a ball of yarn and cup of milk for his service
from a medieval painting detail seen in a meme (and thus historically accurate)
(edit: it's apparently from The Brave Little Tailor by Andrej Dugin and Olga Dugina, thx to @tickfleato for the correction)
[id: three images of a cat wearing cat-shaped knight armor, with only the front paws and tail sticking out. the first image is a relief print, the second image shows the process of making the eraser stamp with which the print was made, and the third image is the detail from the medieval painting. end id]
HES A DUCK!!! HES A FUCKING DUCK I KNEW THAT WAS HIS TRUE ANGEL FORM!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A REGULAR BIRD AT FIRST BUT NO MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!
and what is a grand and knightly sword, without the strong set of thighs required to gallantly twirl around it ? nothing but hard steel, devoid of virtue
People who say 2019 cats is a crazy/weird masterpiece have never seen an actually crazy weird movie in their lives I'm so sick of 2019 cats propaganda it's not even entertaining bad it's literally completely devoid of creativity and artistry and I'm SICK of people acting like its anything more than bad acting and bad cgi the visuals aren't even that weird!! Nothing pisses me off more than someone acting like 2019 cats is anything more than a poorly made normie film. It's a "weird" film for disney fans that's it.