#Rowan asher

[the-avaricious-meddler]

horrific creature

[the-avaricious-meddler]

Namkuzu is physically fine enough with cold- they've modified their body to handle most temperatures well. They're not a fan of it, though. They much prefer warmth. It's probably one of the reasons they like parabola, they enjoy the feeling of the sun on their skin, even if it's a cosmogone imitation.

Alana hates the cold. Hates it. Catch her bundled up in 70 coats when it's a bit chilly. She loves having a luxurious boat because it has!! Heating!!! And thick, warm blankets!!!! That's why she wears such covering clothing- she has no qualms about showing off her physique, it's just cold and miserable outside all the time.

Villanelle will tolerate the cold, as long as it's not too cold- but she doesn't just prefer the warm, she prefers the hot.

Rowan lives in a cold wet marsh and regularly travels to Stormbones for hunting. 'Nuff said.

Convo on discord made me think; how well does your fallen london OC react to the cold? Do they bundle up or try to brave it?

[shallyne]

Zahra: Oh my god if baby oil dissolves condoms, what the fuck does it do to babies?

Rowan: this may be shocking but babies and condoms are made of different material

Iris: It's like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Cal: Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

[lighthousepigeons]

Cal: So.... I saw you spending alot of time with Declan lately.

Iris: No, Cal. It's not what you think. I swear.

Cal: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous.

Iris: No, Cal. You are the only one for me.

Cal: Is that so?

Iris: I swear, Declan and I are only married ok? He's my husband.

Cal: So there are no best friend feelings involved?

Iris: You're still my one and only best friend! His just the love of my life. Nothing more.

Cal: But I'm still the platonic love of your life right?

Iris: Of course, bro.

Cal: Bro.

Declan: What the fuck-

[bookishpedia]

Iris: Can I tell you something? Don't freak out.

Declan: What makes you think I would freak out?

Iris: I love you.

Declan: I'm freaking out.

[the-avaricious-meddler]

Rowan was born pre-fall and is in her 60s-ish. Both Vil and Namkuzu are beyond human lifespan- however Namkuzu appears in their mid to late 30s, and Villanelle appears in her 40s-50s.

All my curator OCs are beyond human lifespan, as are The Violet/The Orchidous Regent, The Grey/The Spiraling Monarch, and The Tower of Ash and Graves.

Glaszen (Namkuzu's failed attempt to create an artificial fingerking) and The Forgotten Meddler (weird Irrigo clone) are younger than Namkuzu but still beyond human lifespan. The Forgotten Meddler resembles Namkuzu when they were about 40 (albeit as a silhouette). The Dream-Watching Showman is in his late 30s.

The Overworked Assistant/The Overworked Enforcer, one of the POV characters in you are loved by the city, is in his mid 50s.

And The Not-Drowned-Zailor (SSeas PC) was in his 40s when he became a drownie.

How many people here have ocs that are over the age of 30?

Doesn't have to be a PC, can be any character within the universe

[missjaneasher]

John Gordon Sinclair, Jane Asher, Rowan Atkinson and Jimmy Nail in the sketch “National Hack Service” that was shown as part of the Night of TV 1989 on March 10, 1989 in London, England. ✨🤍

[bookishlover23]

Once upon a time there was a old man who feared for his entertainment after his death.

So he wrote a will.

[tojiscumdumpster]

first read of this year. 📚

[mauvefaeries]

zahra x rowan ⊹˚. ♡

[jessread-s]

✩🏰💰Series Review: 

⋆ Dual pov

⋆ Contemporary romance

⋆ Different protagonists each book

Asher’s “Dreamland Billionaires” trilogy swept me off my feet and found its way into my heart. 

Typically when I read series that feature different protagonists each book I find myself invested in certain characters more than others, but Asher made it impossible not to fall in love with all of the fictional couples she created. Each individual story within the series is compelling in its own way, has its own set of tropes, and is intertwined by the Kane brothers’ joint goal of receiving their inheritance. 

I look forward to reading the spin-off series,  “Lakefront Billionaires,” starting with “Love Redesigned” in November!

➤ The Fine Print: 4.75 stars ➤ Terms and Conditions: 4.25 stars ➤ Final Offer: 4.5 stars

➤ Overall Series Rating: 4.5 stars

Cross-posted to: Instagram | Amazon | Goodreads | StoryGraph

[the-avaricious-meddler]

And my other 3 PCs done up in @t6fs's character sheet

[banksreads]

Brady Motherfuckin Kane

[bookhighlightss]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG BREATHE BREATHE BREATHE AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

[abookishsunflower]

The Dreamland Billionaire Series

By: Lauren Asher

This series was such a fun time, love, romance, tears, laughter, all the feels 😍😍😍

#1 The Fine Print-

My 3rd fave of the three, still great, Love Rowan & Zhara 😍 Rowan’s grumpy pining and obsession with Zhara, watching him learn to express himself, was just wonderful to watch 4/5 stars

#2 Terms and conditions-

Declan Kane is in my top 5 book boyfriends, his emotional unavailability was interesting, and to watch him become emotionally available for Iris was beautiful. I loved him and Iris and watching their relationship growth. My number 2 fave

5/5 stars

#3 Final Offer -

Cal and Lana and their second chance romance, 😍 watching Cal Struggle to love himself, was heartbreaking I did shed tears, I also love Cami and Cals relationship, it was super cute.

5/5 stars

Book ranking

#1- Final Offer

#2- Terms & Conditions

Kane Men ranking

#1 Declan Kane

#2 Rowan Kane

#3 Callahan Kane

Overall I had a great time reading this series, and I will be picking up another Lauren Asher book ❤️😍

[lighthousepigeons]

Callahan, eating doritos: Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can't I join in a couples argument, if I wanted to?!

Declan: Callahan, please, shut the fuck up.

Iris, laughing: No, but like why not-

Declan: Not you too.