#Rosie Pratt

[scoochy12]

[mikheleworld]

[innerlandlight]

Okay so, I wrote another one @g-on-ef @pink-mask-06 @spotsandclawsthings

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Maya- age 15

OH MY GOD!!!!! I'm so excited right now, I'm going on a datecwith this really cute guy at school. He got that James Dean daydream look in his eyes. Dad and Niko were not agreeingto this, but mom convinced them like a queen

"I can't believe that you're going on a date, I'm so happy for you!!!"

Mia signs. A deep feeling of guilt settled in me, its because of me, I know it. Mia sees my sad expression and signs

"What happened?Why are you sad?"

"It's....Nothing. Its just nervousness"

"Why is my confident diva bitch is nervous?"

"Oh please don't act like Anikka"

We both laughed and I hugged Mia and said

"I love you Mia, you are my hero"

"Aww, I love you too"

Mia left me alone in my room so that I could get ready. While doing my makeup, I got a call. Without checking the caller ID, I picked up the call

"Why the fuck are you going on a date when I told you not to?!"

I froze as I heard the poisonous voice of Pratt. But I won't let her control me, she is controlling me enough to make my life hell.

"You can't tell me what to do!!" I said angrily

"What did you just say to me?!"

She is angry, she usually gets angry like this when she is about to punish me. I hesitated a bit but I was determined.

"I said you can't control me anymore, are you fucking deaf!!"

"HOW DARE YOU TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!"

I pulled my phone away from my ear, she's so fucking loud!

"Stop barking like a dog. Oh wait, calling you a dog is an insult to the species of dogs, you are much worse than that. You know what you can't control me. Show me your worst bitch!"

"You-"

Before she can say anything I cut the call. Do I feel good? HELL YES!!. I won't let her control me. Just then Mia barged into my room

"Hurry up, he's here"

"What???It's too early"

"No dummy, its already 7 pm"

I flipped her off, took my belongings and went outside. There he was standing with a bouquet.

"Hey, are you ready?" he asked me.

"Yeah, let's go" I was blushing like crazy. The date went well and he also asked me out for a movie date!!!! When I reached home, my dad asked

"How are you? Do I need to kill somebody?" . I was annoyed, like I get it that dad is overprotective of Mia and me, but this is too much

"Dad no, come on, not all the boys are bad"

"I'm not sure about it" he said

Just then mom came in and said

"Kyle stop, leave that poor boy alone"

"Are you on my side or that guy's side"

"The guy's side, now come to the dinner table"

WOW, that was personal. My mom always kept my dad in check

"Honey do you want to eat dinner?" mom asked me

"Sure mom"

Even though I already ate dinner, I wanted to spend time with my family. I want to make many happy moments with them. before everything goes downhill, well I'm nit so sure about that. In next life, I don't want to live in guilt, I want to be free, I don't wabpnt to get abused. Suddenly, I got a text, it was from Pratt which said

"You're going to pay for this in the worst way"

I ignored the text and focused on my food. She's only going to beat me with a stick or worse with a belt.

After the dinner was over, I went to my room, did my skincare routine and went to sleep

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My eyes snap open as I had a nightmare in which everyone found out about the truth of Mia's kidnapping and my family disowned me. I was covered in sweat and was thirsty. I tried to take my water bottle from the nightstand. I was not able to, I realized that my hands are tied to the bedpost. I tried to call for help but I realized that my mouth is taped. I was scared, I tried to loosen the ropes but failed.

"Stop struggling my rosie, its of no use" OH NO, it was Pratt.

I didn't listened to her and started trashing on the bed. But then she punched me hard on my stomach. Hard enough to make me scream. SLAP

"Stop making fucking noise!"

What she did next traumatized me for life. She started undressing me

"I'm so angry right now Maya, you shouldn't have disobeyed me"

I was struggling against the ropes but it was of not use. She started hitting my breasts with her stick. I let out a muffled cry, begging her to stop but she didn't. But then she spread my legs

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After 2 painful hours she finally stopped. I was raped and I was not able to defend myself. I started crying again even though my eyes were puffy

"Shh....rosie don't cry, this was for your good only, you know I love you"

NO YOU FUCKING DONT!!! She then untied me and said

"Now, if you tell anyone, I'll kill your family in front of you in the most painful way" After saying this she disappeared from my window. I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower to the highest temperature and stood there until my body was burning. How can I let this happen to me!!! I just want to die.

[maybeamiles]

Okay Per My Last Post (aka the poll about getting isekaied into a random Universe) here is how I would win getting Isekaied into the Mushroom Kingdom:

Step 1: Get a design that's suspiciously parallel to Rosalina's. It is ESSENTIAL that I become a counterpart to a member of the main recurring cast, and my best chance of lasting as long as possible comes from being the male counterpart to our one remaining princess. Other options include being adopted by Bowser as the 6th Koopaling, or becoming Wapeach, but I would like to remain a human male.

Also on the design notes: While I have to be a parallel to Rosalina, it is also essential that I keep the "just a guy-ness" the Mario bros have. It is essential to the dynamic.

*more under the cut*

Step 2: Show up in the next Mario DLC as a secret character that you unlock by clearing some stupidly difficult endgame challenge and beating a secret boss. Have a bunch of guides made about how to unlock me and become a beloved fan favorite. Theories abound about who I am and my role in the next Mario game. Because I am another guy in the roster, people start shipping me with Rosalina as a crack ship.

Step 2.5: Reprise my role as a secret character in another Mario game or a spinoff like Princess Peach Showtime. It is essential that a pattern be established of rescuing me from a secret boss. Nintendo must be committed to having me be in every game, even if I have to keep breaking the rules of the world to do it. I HAVE to keep being in the mainline games. Otherwise, Nintendo WILL forget about me. It's not me against the Mushroom Kingdom and its dangers. It's me against Nintendo.

Step 3: Show up in the next Mario Galaxy game as a playable character, again unlocked by beating some stupidly hard level and boss. THIS TIME THOUGH: Rosalina actually asks Mario to rescue me, further feeding the shipping fuel.

HOWEVER, there is a TWIST. After you unlock me, I will reveal a secret endgame set of levels that lets you unlock my backstory, where it is revealed that I am NOT Rosalina's lover, but instead the heir to her throne, and I get a magical girl transformation to distinguish myself from the bros. How does this work? Is she my mother? An adopted parent? A sibling? It is never explained, but all the shippers explode in horror. It is the greatest scandal to hit the Mario fandom since Chris Pratt in the Mario Movie. If I'm ever not in a game fans will riot.

(Alternatively, the entire game could be my proper introduction and lore like Galaxy 1 was for Rosie. I'm not picky, as long as I'm unique enough that I'm worth adding to DLC)

Step 4: Get added to the Mario Kart 9 DLC with Pauline because fans love me so much. At this point, I'm basically immortal because no matter what I do I will continue to show up for games. However, my magical girl transformation is a one-off fluke, and the fact I'm secretly a prince is never acknowledged again.

Step 5: Continue to be added to party game DLC until the release of Oddesy 2, where i have my own space kingdom with rosalina, similar to pauline and her kingdom. Mario can buy my magical girl outfit and he looks stunning.

Step 6: Profit.

Step 7: Accidentally do the gay hand thing (you know the one) in a promotional artwork, causing Nintendo America to apologize for promoting Gay Stereotypes on Twitter and take down the promo art. It remains up in Japan. Multiple news publications call me "Mario's first gay character" with varying inflections of 😡 or 🥰. Fail to get into smash for at least 5 games.

[unpopularvivian]

Edward: *Deep breath* Hey Bruno, other than having a fun name what do you make buddy?

Bruno: I answer the phrase, Truck around and find out with a lot of military trucks.

Edward: OH, my gosh.

Bruno: I made a truck that can transport tanks because you really don't wanna get their millage up, terrible for the resale value. I also made a truck that can throw around transport containers like a like a toddler and it's great for logistics. I also made this MATV which is a mine resistant ambush proof vehicle and it hits mines like you hit pot holes. And then I made the sports version of the humvee.

Edward: What else can you put on the racing version of the humvee?

Bruno: Depends on what ya wanna get rid of! The fifty cal is good for getting rid of people, the anti tank is good for getting rid of tanks, and the automatic grenade launchers are good for getting rid of ANYTHING

Edward: What have you made recently?

Bruno: I bought Pratt Miller which includes Corvette racing, they still won't let me race my trucks and run over the other drivers, dumb. However I also bought jbt aerotech so I can now make plans if I want to. Arguably, THE MOST MINE RESISTANT VIECHLE.

Edward: I now fear you and I worry Rosie will be worse

Edward:

Edward: Toby, Toby. I need help.

Toby: What? What's going on?

Edward: Whiff, Bruno, Rosie and the others are talking about building military weapons. They're becoming more and more powerful and I can't control them...

Toby: Oh my god....

[bookofkatherine]

Shhh! Don't Tell My Husband He's Mr. Fantastic!

In the movies, my husband Nick is known as Chris. Chris Pratt plays him and that was my choice. Of course, back then I didn't know that my uncle Gustaf (you probably know him better as the bard himself, Shakespeare) had written a superhero character based on Nick in the Marvel Comics: Reed Richards, the smartest man in the universe.

Now, I already knew Daddy was super smart. (Can I use his nickname Daddy on Tumblr without people assuming he and I have handcuffs next to our bed? Because we don't. We have three magical cats who can talk. I'm Mommy. It's not as sexy as you think, believe me.)

But back to Daddy's smarts. He has an IQ of 175.

If that doesn't mean anything to you, Einstein had an IQ of 160.

Yeah.

Now, had I known that, maybe I wouldn't have married the guy. But the thing is, I could always beat him in an argument. That's why he fell in love with me. I'm the only one who can beat him. That's what he told me anyway. Why would I care what his IQ was? I never paid attention. But I should have.

I really should have.

Now I see why that's a big deal.

And now I see why no one used to beat him. Holy shit. Can you imagine? Having an IQ of 175 as a kid? It explains how I found him. And it explains why he delights in me so much.

And he's been in other movies: Neo in the Matrix, John Connor in the Terminator films (it was uncle Stephan, aka Conan the Barbarian, on the motorcycle protecting Nick, not a robot) and Chris in the Book of Katherine films.

No one told me about Reed Richards! And when I learned about him, it took a while before I learned that his goddamn name is MR. FANTASTIC.

Fuuuuuuuck.

My husband already has a big ego, yo. He don't need no encouragement, ladies.

Ever see him in front of a mirror? It's hard to peel him away.

Sigh. Mr. Fucking Fantastic. Thanks a lot Gustaf.

Update: I gave up. I couldn't handle the suspense. I told Nick his name in the Marvel Comics. But when I told him, I said, "I am NOT fucking calling you that. Ever."

And that's how I roll, ladies. Like an Einstein-Wife-Boss-Bitch.

Sigh.

This is the only chart I could find with any kind of number over 160. It was made in 1928. Sigh. I am NOT showing him this. Precocious my ass. Sounds just like him. Oh! That reminds me! Speaking of precocious...

Nick is also Ralphie in A Christmas Story. And he has this very same motherfucking look!!! He uses it when he's trying to get me to do something I really don't wanna do but he really, really, really wants to. And dammit if he doesn't have the glasses and the big blue eyes and the adorable rosy cheeks and amazing smile!!!! Fucking cracks me every time.

I say yes just to see him dance around like a kid. Worth it. I'm so fucking fucked, aren't I?

[joethetoonfanandoutcast]

Xover Possibility: Scooby-Universal-Doo

This is a limited crossover series I'm now considering.

Scooby and the gang have teamed up with several celebrities and a few famous characters in taking down ghosts and solving mysteries under WB's commission, but let's see what happens if they end up in the Universal Pictures cyber universe and end up doing…well, pretty much the same formula, except with versions of the Universal animated characters.

Here are some possibilities I thought up.

Franchise: Despicable Me Characters teamed up with: Felonious Gru, Lucy Wilde, and three of the Minions Type of monster/ghost: Chronology: before Despicable Me 3 or Despicable Me 4 Guest Voices: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Steve Coogan, and Pierre Coffin Chase scene song: "Chuck Berry" by Pharrell Williams (from Despicable Me 3)

Franchise: the Lorax Characters teamed up with: Ted Wiggins, Audrey, and the Lorax (whom Mystery Inc believes is a mascot) Type of monster/ghost: Guest Voices: Michael Cera, Ashleigh Ball, Danny DeVito and Chris Renaud Chase scene song: n/a

Franchise: the Secret Life of Pets Characters teamed up with: Katie, Max, Duke, Gidget, and Snowball Type of monster/ghost: Note: The pets will be able to communicate thanks to a translation device Gru briefly lets the gang borrow Guest Voices: Patton Oswalt, Eric Stonestreet, a Kevin Hart soundalike, Jenny Slate, Ellie Kemper, and Lori Alan Chase scene song:

Franchise: the Road to El Dorado Characters teamed up with: Modern-day lookalike descendants of Miguel, Tulio and Chel with the same names Type of monster/ghost: Stone Jaguar Guest Voices: Kevin Kline, a Kenneth Branagh soundalike, and Rosie Perez Chase scene song: n/a

Franchise: Shrek/Puss in Boots Characters teamed up with: Type of monster/ghost: Guest Voices: ??? Chase scene song: ?

Franchise: Wallace & Gromit Characters teamed up with: Wallace & Gromit Type of monster/ghost: Guest Voices: ??? Chase scene song: a UK rock band song

Franchise: Kung Fu Panda Characters teamed up with: "furry cosplayers" Po and the Furious Five (minus Mantis) Type of monster/ghost: Guest Voices: Jack Black, Kari Wahlgren, David Cross, Lucy Liu, and a Jackie Chan soundalike Chase scene song: Dumpling Warrior Remix (instrumental) from Kung Fu Panda 2

Franchise: Megamind Characters teamed up with: Megamind, Minion, and Roxanne Ritchi Type of monster/ghost: Note: Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate and its TV series would be ignored Guest Voices: Keith Ferguson, David Cross, and Tina Fey Chase scene song: "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osborne

Franchise: Mr. Peabody & Sherman Characters teamed up with: Who else? Mr. Peabody and Sherman Type of monster/ghost: Guest Voices: Chris Parnell and a male child actor Chase scene song: "Way Back When" by Grizzfolk

Franchise: Rocky & Bullwinkle Characters teamed up with: Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose Type of monster/ghost: Guest Voices: Kath Soucie, Tom Kenny, and any voice from the 2018 cartoon Chase scene song: ?

Franchise: Captain Underpants Characters teamed up with: George Beard, Harold Hutchins, and a reluctant Benjamin Krupp/Captain Underpants Type of monster/ghost: Guest Voices: Jay Gragnani, Ramone Hamilton, Jorge Diaz, and either Nat Faxon or Ed Helms Chase scene song: "Captain Underpants" by Weird Al Yankovic

Franchise: the Bad Guys Characters teamed up with: the Bad Guys Type of monster/ghost: Guest Voices: Sam Rockwell, Awkwafina, Marc Maron, Craig Robinson, Anthony Ramos, Alex Borstein, and Lily Singh Chase scene song: ?

Franchise: Ruby Gillman Characters teamed up with: Ruby and Agatha Gillman Type of monster/ghost: Guest Voices: Lana Condor, Toni Collette, Colman Domingo, Sam Richardson, Blue Chapman, Jaboukie White-Young, and Will Forte Chase scene song: n/a

Franchise: Mario Characters teamed up with: Mario and Luigi Type of monster/ghost: Bowser Koopa Guest Voices: Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Jack Black, Jessica Diciccio, and Sebastian Maniscalo Chase scene song: Mario video game music

Franchise: Curious George Characters teamed up with: Curious George and Ted the Man in the Yellow Hat Type of monster/ghost: Guest Voices: Jeff Bennett, Bill Chott, and Rolonda Watts Chase scene song: n/a

I'm not absolutely certain I'll do this, as I'm already committed to other things. In fact, I might give this series idea to someone more qualified to write crossover mysteries. But still, if anyone would like to suggest types of monsters or ghosts Mystery Inc and their new co-detectives would be facing, I could try to think of the episode plots for them. Also, don't suggest the villains' identities unless through private note, otherwise it would kill the mystery.

[desktopdisko]

Desktop Disko's A-Rotation Top 50 (2024 #04)

Youtube Musicvideo Playlist: DD's A-Rotation Playlist 2024 #04

01 Ão: More 02 Yard Act feat. Katy J. Pearson: When the Laughter Stops 03 Depeche Mode: Before We Drown 04 Phoebe Go: 7 Up 05 Luna Shadows: Little Rituals 06 Sevana: Keep Going - Chosen 07 Still Corners: The Dream 08 The Mysterines: Stray 09 Abigail Rose: Run Girl 10 Kali Uchis & Peso Pluma: Igual que un Ángel

11 Grace Cummings: On and On 12 Drahla: Default Parody 13 Dua Lipa: Training Season 14 Another Sky: I Never Had Control 15 Britti: Lullaby 16 Kacey Musgraves: Deeper Well 17 Purple Disco Machine x ÁSDÍS: Beat of Your Heart 18 Bolis Pupul with Salah Pupul: Ma Tau Wai Road 19 The Lemon Twigs: My Golden Years 20 Rachel Chinouriri: Never Need Me

21 Yard Act: We Make Hits 22 Amatorski: 20/04 23 Ibibio Sound Machine: Got to Be Who U Are 24 Raven Numan: My Reflection 25 Sunday (1994): Tired Boy 26 Magnets: Speak 27 Lo Moon: Water 28 Vampire Weekend: Capricorn 29 St. Vincent: Broken Man 30 Dua Lipa: Houdini

31 The Beatles: Now and Then 32 Jessica Pratt: Life Is 33 Rosie Frater-Taylor: Give & Take 34 English Teacher: Albert Road 35 Novastar: Look at You Now 36 Billy Joel: Turn the Lights Back On 37 Beth Gibbons: Floating on a Moment 38 Norah Jones: Running 39 The Last Dinner Party: Caesar on a TV Screen 40 DellaXOZ: Don't Do It

41 Caroline Polachek feat. Weyes Blood: Butterfly Net 42 Low Hum: Only If You Say So 43 Kevin Holliday: Brown Eyes 44 Bat for Lashes: The Dream of Delphi 45 Leona Naess: Tailspin 46 The Blinders: Swallowing Static 47 Maggie Rogers: Don't Forget Me 48 And They Spoke in Anthems: Leave (Leave, Leave) 49 Bwana: Lonely Happy 50 Lauren Eve Scheff: Nothing to Prove (NEW)

[figtrad]

Jessica Alba says marriage to Cash Warren was like being 'roommates'

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[gamistuff]

Jessica Alba says marriage to Cash Warren was like being 'roommates'

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren (Photo by Michael Tran/AFP via Getty Images) She got the news of separation from her husband a month ago Cash Warren, Jessica Alba Said she and Warren “became roommates.” Alba, 43, opened up about her marriage candid conversation Including podcasts Katherine Schwarzenegger Pratt In April 2024. “It's rosy for 2 ½ years, but then, you become roommates,” Alba revealed on…

[damindf]

Jessica Alba says marriage to Cash Warren was like being 'roommates'

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren (Photo by Michael Tran/AFP via Getty Images) She got the news of separation from her husband a month ago Cash Warren, Jessica Alba Said she and Warren “became roommates.” Alba, 43, opened up about her marriage candid conversation Including podcasts Katherine Schwarzenegger Pratt In April 2024. “It's rosy for 2 ½ years, but then, you become roommates,” Alba revealed on…

[fangomusic]

Year Five

Playlist

We are celebrating 5 years doing this! and we thoroughly listened to, evaluated, and curated the music crafted with dedication by these talented artists. Check out our fifth-year playlist here.

Kali Uchis - Diosa

Ana Tijoux (featuring Omar) - Vida

The Smile - Read The Room

Astrid Sonne - Do You Wanna

Chelsea Wolfe - Eyes Like Nightshade

Gaby Moreno - I'll Be Your Baby Tonight

Nadine Shah - Even Light

Yard Act - Fizzy Fish

Kim Gordon - The Candy House

Shabjdeed & Al Nather - Nasheed

Elbow - Poker Face

Vampire Weekend - Connect

English Teacher - Nearly Daffodils

1300 - Levitate

St. Vincent - Flea

Jessica Pratt - Better Hate

Milan Ring - High As The Moon

Billie Eilish - The Diner

Vince Staples - Justin

Rapsody (featuring Bee-B) - DND (It’s Not Personal)

Charli xcx - Sympathy is a Knife

This Is Lorelei - Perfect Hand

Emilíana Torrini - Waterhole

Loma - Affinity

Clairo - Add Up My Love

Lava La Rue (featuring Audrey Nuna) - Poison Cookie

Hakushi Hasegawa (featuring Kid Fresino) - Gone

Brijean - Bang Bang Boom

Agung Mango - Pew Pew

Rosie Lowe - Gratitudes

A$AP Rocky - Tailor Swif

Fontaines D.C. - Bug

Magdalena Bay - Fear, Sex

Leyya - Hundred Or More

The The - Cognitive Dissident

Nilüfer Yanya - Just A Western

Noga Erez (featuring Dillom) - Ayayay

Honeyglaze - Pretty Girls

The Smile - Eyes & Mouth

La Femme - Amazing

Taahliah - Angel

Tyler, The Creator (featuring GloRilla, Sexyy Red & Lil Wayne) - Sticky

The Cure - A Fragile Thing

Sylvie Kreusch - Comic Trip

Ella Thompson - Omen

Kendrick Lamar - Man at the Garden

Ángeles Toledano - Seguiriya

[goalhofer]

2024 olympics Great Britain roster

Archery

Conor Hall (Belfast)

Tom Hall (London)

Alex Wise (Newcastle Upon Tyne)

Megan Havers (Markfield)

Penny Healey (Telford)

Bryony Pitman (Shoreham-By-Sea)

Athletics

Jeremiah Azu (Cardiff)

Louie Hinchliffe (Crosspool)

Zharnel Hughes (The Valley, Anguilla)

Charlie Dobson (Colchester)

Matthew Hudson-Smith (Wolverhampton)

Max Burgin (Halifax)

Elliot Giles (Birmingham)

Ben Pattison (Frimley)

Neil Gourley (Glasgow)

Josh Kerr (Edinburgh)

George Mills (Harrogate)

Sam Atkin (Grimsby)

Patrick Dever (Preston)

Tade Ojora (London)

Alastair Chalmers (Guernsey, Channel Islands)

Richard Kilty (Middlesborough)

Nethaneel Mitchell-Blake (London)

Lewis Davey (Grantham)

Toby Harries (Brighton)

Alex Haydock-Wilson (London)

Sam Reardon (Beckenham)

Emile Cairess (Saltaire)

Mahamed Mahamed (Southampton)

Philip Sesemann (Bromley)

Callum Wilkinson (Moulton)

Jacob Fincham-Dukes (Harrogate)

Scott Lincoln (Northallerton)

Lawrence Okoye (London)

Nick Percy (Glasgow)

Dina Asher-Smith (London)

Imani-Lara Lansiquot (London)

Daryll Neita (London)

Bianca Williams (London)

Amber Anning (Hove)

Laviai Nielsen (London)

Lina Nielsen (London)

Victoria Ohuruogu (London)

Phoebe Gill (St. Albans)

Keely Hodgkinson (Atherton)

Jemma Reekie (Beith)

Georgia Bell (London)

Laura Muir (Milnathort)

Revée Walcott-Nolan (Luton)

Megan Keith (Inverness)

Eilish McColgan (Dundee)

Cynthia Sember (Ypsilanti, Michigan)

Jessie Knight (Epsom)

Lizzie Bird (St. Albans)

Aimee Pratt (Stockport)

Desirèe Henry (London)

Amy Hunt (Nottingham)

Yemi John (London)

Hannah Kelly (Bury)

Jodie Williams (Welwyn Garden City)

Nicole Yeargin (Bowie, Maryland)

Clara Evans (Hereford)

Rose Harvey (London)

Calli Yauger-Thackeray (Flagstaff, Arizona)

Morgan Lake (Reading)

Holly Bradshaw (Preston)

Molly Caudery (Truro)

Katharina Johnson-Thompson (Liverpool)

Jade O'Dowda (Oxford)

Badminton

Ben Lane (Milton Keynes)

Sean Vendy (Milton Keynes)

Kirsty Gilmour (Glasgow)

Boxing

Lewis Richardson (Colchester)

Patrick Brown (Sale)

Delicious Orie (Wolverhampton)

Charley Davison (Lowestoft)

Rosie Eccles (Newport)

Chantelle Reid (Allenton)

Canoeing

Adam Burgess (Stoke-On-Trent)

Joe Clarke (Stoke-On-Trent)

Mallory Franklin (Windsor)

Kimberley Woods (Rugby)

Climbing

Hamish McArthur (York)

Toby Roberts (Elstead)

Erin McNeice (Rodmersham)

Molly Thompson-Smith (London)

Cycling

Tom Pidcock (Leeds)

Josh Tarling (Aberaeron)

Stephen Williams (Aberysthwyth)

Fred Wright (Manchester)

Jack Carlin (Paisley)

Ed Lowe (Stamford)

William Turnbull (Morpeth)

Joe Truman (Petersfield)

Dan Bigham (Newcastle-Under-Lyme)

Ethan Hayter (London)

Ethan Vernon (Bedford)

Oli Wood (Wakefield)

Charlie Tanfield (Great Ayton)

Mark Stewart (Dundee)

Charlie Aldridge (Crieff)

Kieran Reilly (Newcastle Upon Tyne)

Kye Whyte (London)

Ross Cullen (Preston)

Lizzie Deignan (Otley)

Pfeiffer Georgi (Castle Combe)

Anna Henderson (Edlesborough)

Anna Morris (Cardiff)

Sophie Capewell (Lichfield)

Emma Finucane (Carmarthen)

Katy Marchant (Manchester)

Lowri Thomas (Abergavenny)

Elinor Barker (Cardiff)

Neah Evans (Langbank)

Josie Knight (Dingle, Ireland)

Jess Roberts (Carmarthen)

Ella MacLean-Howell (Llantrisant)

Evie Richards (Malvern)

Charlotte Worthington (Chorlton-Cum-Hardy)

Beth Shriever (Braintree)

Emily Hutt (London)

Diving

Jack Laugher (Ripon)

Jordan Houldon (Sheffield)

Noah Williams (London)

Kyle Kothari (London)

Anthony Harding (Ashton-Under-Lyne)

Tom Daley (Plymouth)

Yasmin Harper (Sheffield)

Grace Reid (Edinburgh)

Andrea Spendolini-Sirieix (London)

Lois Toulson (Cleckheaton)

Scarlett Mew-Jensen (London)

Equestrian

Carl Hester (Sark, Channel Islands)

Tom McEwen (London)

Scott Brash (Peebles)

Harry Charles (Alton)

Ben Maher (London)

Lottie Fry (Den Hout, The Netherlands)

Becky Moody (Gunthwaite)

Ros Canter (Louth)

Laura Collett (Royal Leamington Spa)

Field hockey

Tim Nurse (London)

Nick Park (Reading)

Jack Waller (London)

David Ames (Cookstown)

Jacob Draper (Cwmbran)

Zachary Wallace (Kingston-Upon-Thames)

Rupert Shipperley (London)

Sam Ward (Leicester)

James Albery (Cambridge)

Phil Roper (Chester)

David Goodfield (Shrewsbury)

Ollie Payne (Totnes)

Liam Sanford (Wegberg, Germany)

Lee Morton (Glasgow)

Thomas Sorsby (Sheffield)

Conor Williamson (London)

Will Calnan (London)

Gareth Furlong (London)

Laura Unsworth (Sutton Coldfield)

Anna Toman (Derby)

Hannah French (Ipswich)

Sarah Jones (Cardiff)

Amy Costello (Edinburgh)

Sarah Robertson (Melrose)

Charlotte Watson (Dundee)

Tessa Howard (Durham)

Isabelle Petter (Loughborough)

Giselle Ansley (Brixham)

Hollie Pearne-Webb (Duffield)

Fiona Crackles (Kirkby Lonsdale)

Sophie Hamilton (Bruton)

Lily Owsley (Bristol)

Flora Peel (Cheltenham)

Miriam Pritchard (Loughborough)

Golf

Matt Fitzpatrick (Sheffield)

Tommy Fleetwood (Dubai, U.A.E.)

Charley Hull (Kettering)

Georgia Hall (Bournemouth)

Gymnastics

Joe Fraser (Birmingham)

Harry Hepworth (Leeds)

Jake Jarman (Peterborough)

Luke Whitehouse (Halifax)

Max Whitlock (Hemel Hempstead)

Zak Perzamanos (Liverpool)

Becky Downie (Nottingham)

Ruby Evans (Cardiff)

Georgia-Mae Fenton (Gravesend)

Alice Kinsella (Sutton Coldfield)

Abi Martin (Paignton)

Bryony Page (Sheffield)

Isabelle Songhurst (Poole)

Judo

Chelsie Giles (Coventry)

Lele Naire (Weston-Super-Mare)

Lucy Renshall (St. Helens)

Katie-Jemima Yeats-Brown (Pembury)

Emma Reid (Royston)

Pentathlon

Charlie Brown (Kidderminster)

Joe Choong (London)

Kerenza Bryson (Plymouth)

Kate French (Chapmanslade)

Rowing

James Robson (Oundle)

Ollie Wynne-Griffith (Guildford)

Tom George (Cheltenham)

Oli Wilkes (Matlock)

David Ambler (London)

Matt Aldridge (Christchurch)

Freddie Davidson (London)

Tom Barras (Staines-Upon-Thames)

Callum Dixon (London)

Matt Haywood (Burton Upon Trent)

Graeme Thomas (Burton)

Sholto Carnegie (Oxford)

Rory Gibbs (Street)

Morgan Bolding (Weybridge)

Jacob Dawson (Portsmouth)

Charlie Elwes (Radley)

Tom Digby (Henley-On-Thames)

James Rudkin (Northampton)

Tom Ford (Holmes Chapel)

Harry Brightmore (Chester)

Henry Fieldman (Barnes)

Liv Bates (Nottingham)

Chloe Brew (Plymouth)

Rebecca Edwards (Aughnacloy)

Becky Wilde (Taunton)

Mathilda Hodgkins-Byrne (London)

Emily Craig (Pembury)

Imogen Grant (Cambridge)

Helen Backshall (Truro)

Esme Booth (Stratford-Apon-Avon)

Samantha Redgrave (Frinton)

Rebecca Shorten (Belfast)

Lauren Henry (Lutterworth)

Hannah Scott (Coleraine)

Lola Anderson (London)

Georgina Brayshaw (Leeds)

Heidi Long (London)

Rowan McKellar (Glasgow)

Holly Dunford (Tadworth)

Emily Ford (Holmes Chapel)

Lauren Irwin (Peterlee)

Eve Stewart (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)

Harriet Taylor (Chertsey)

Annie Campbell-Orde (Wells)

Lucy Glover (Warrington)

Rugby

Abi Burton (Wakefield)

Kayleigh Powell (Llantrisant)

Amy Wilson-Hardy (Poole)

Ellie Boatman (Camberley)

Ellie KIldunne (Keighley)

Emma Uren (London)

Grace Crompton (Epsom)

Heather Cowell (Isleworth)

Isla Norman-Bell (Gillingham)

Jade Shekells (Hartpury)

Jasmine Joyce-Butchers (St. Davids)

Lauren Torley (Flackwell Heath)

Lisa Thomson (Hawick)

Megan Jones (Cardiff)

Sailing

Connor Bainbridge (Halifax)

James Peters (Tunbridge Wells)

Fynn Sterritt (Inverness)

Sam Sills (Launceston)

Micky Beckett (Solva)

Chris Grube (Chester)

John Grimson (Leicester)

Emma Wilson (Christchurch)

Ellie Aldridge (Parkstone)

Hannah Snellgrove (Lymington)

Freya Black (Redhill)

Saskia Tidey (Dublin, Ireland)

Vita Heathcote (Southampton)

Anna Burnet (London)

Shooting

Mike Bargeron (Bromley)

Matthew Coward-Holley (Chelmsford)

Nathan Hales (Chatham)

Seonaid McIntosh (Edinburgh)

Lucy Hall (York)

Amber Rutter (Windsor)

Skateboarding

Andy Macdonald (Newton, Massachusetts)

Sky Brown (Takanabe, Japan)

Lola Tambling (Saltash)

Swimming

Ben Proud (London)

Alex Cahoon (Fairford)

Matt Richards (Droitwich Spa)

Jacob Whittle (Alfreton)

Duncan Scott (Glasgow)

Kieran Bird (Street)

Daniel Jervis (Resolven)

Oliver Morgan (Bishops Castle)

Jonathon Marshall (Southend-On-Sea)

Luke Greenbank (Crewe)

Adam Peaty (Uttoxeter)

James Wilby (Glasgow)

Jimmy Guy (Timperley)

Tom Dean (Maidenhead)

Max Litchfield (Chesterfield)

Joe Litchfield (Chesterfield)

Jack McMillan (Belfast)

Hector Pardoe (Wrexham)

Toby Robinson (Wolverhampton)

Kate Shortman (Clifton)

Isabelle Thorpe (Clifton)

Anna Hopkin (Chorley)

Kathleen Dawson (Kirkcaldy)

Medi Harris (Porthmadog)

Honey Osrin (Portsmouth)

Katie Shanahan (Glasgow)

Angharad Evans (Cambridge)

Keanna Macinnes (Edinburgh)

Laura Stephens (London)

Abbie Wood (Buxton)

Freya Colbert (Grantham)

Eva Okaro (Sevenoaks)

Lucy Hope (Melrose)

Freya Anderson (Birkenhead)

Leah Crisp (Wakefield)

Table tennis

Liam Pitchford (Chesterfield)

Anna Hursey (Tianjin, China)

Taekwondo

Bradly Sinden (Doncaster)

Caden Cunningham (Huddersfield)

Jade Jones (Bodelwyddan)

Rebecca McGowan (Dumbarton)

Tennis

Jack Draper (London)

Dan Evans (Dubai, U.A.E.)

Joe Salisbury (London)

Neal Skupski (Liverpool)

Sir Andy Murray (Leatherhead)

Katie Boulter (Woodhouse Eaves)

Heather Watson (St. Peter Port, Channel Islands)

Triathlon

Sam Dickinson (York)

Alex Yee (London)

Beth Potter (Bearsden)

Georgia Taylor-Brown (Leeds)

Kate Waugh (Newcastle Upon Tyne)

Weightlifting

Emily Campbell (Bulwell)

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Playlist for Saturday, July 13, 2024

The Greeting Committee - "Cyclical" Unessential Oils - "Overwhelmed and Unprepared" Tide Bends - "Glass Jaw" Third Eye Blind - "How's It Gonna Be" (with Yellowcard; 07/14 @ PNC) Counting Crows - "Butterflies in Reverse" (with Santana; 07/19 @ PNC) The Starting Line - "Given the Chance" (07/25-27 @ House of Independents) Limp Bizkit - "Faith" (George Michael cover; 07/30 @ PNC) EELS - "Sweet Smile" The Lostines - "Neon Lights" Hot Dress - "I Can't See Your Eyes" The Movielife - "Ship to Shore" (with Travis Shettel; 08/08 on a boat!) The Gaslight Anthem - "Little Fires" (08/16; Stone Pony Summer Stage" Frank Turner - "The Road" (08/23; Starland Ballroom) New Found Glory - "All Down Hill from Here" (08/24; Stone Pony Summer Stage) Shannon and the Clams - "Bean Field" The Dead Tongues - "Moonshadow" Double Wish - "Papers" The Drums - "Plastic Envelope" Ships to Roam - "End Transmission" Fountains of Wayne - "Mexican Wine" Bad Suns - "Away We Go" The Decemberists - "Long White Veils" Wilco - "Annihilation" Rosie Tucker - "Suffer! Like You Mean It!" Mitski - "Heaven" El Obo - "The General King (and I)" The Dear Hunter - "The March" Further Seems Forever - "The Moon is Down" Kate Nash - "Horsie" Hayes Noble - "Comets" Ratboys - "It's Alive!" Mac DeMarco - "On the Level" The Tallest Man on Earth - "Beginners" Courtney Barnett - "Elevator Operator" Bloomsday - "Dollar Slice" Blitzen Trapper - "Cheap Fantastical Takedown" Jessica Pratt - "Life Is" Blacklist Royals - "Missing Something" The Harpoonist and the Axe Murderer - "Do Whatcha" xo - b. To download or stream the show, click here! Late Show Me Music: Ratboys - "It's Alive" LIVE on The Late Show: Jessica Pratt - "Life Is"

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Hypothetical titles for season 26 of 88.

The inauguration. Season premiere. Part one. New York and the world tune in to see Drummond Sullivan be sworn in as the president of the United States of America.

Tail on the chief. Season premiere. Part two. Two weeks into his tenure Drummond is being stalked. First appearances of Haley Joel Osment and Emily Osment as republican reporters Wilson and Roosevelt “Sonny&Rosie” Dinwiddie

Staff meeting. Drummond exercises his right as president to indulge his social circle by putting them into roles of the president’s entourage.

Autobiographical. In the 600th episode Jones starts dictating his memories with the help of his personal assistant and flashbacks from all 26 seasons.

State of the reunion. Part one. Sullivan and Findlay have to go to their 40th high school reunion when Drummond reads out his first State of the Union address. Guest starring Ashley Tisdale as Annalise Marsden, Corbin Bleu as Rusty Kinney, Brenda Song as Principal Olivia Henning and Macauley Culkin as Ian Henning.

The class of 2025. Part two. The reunion turns into a murder mystery when both Annalise and Rusty are found dead in the principals office.

The pronoun game. Findlay and Sidney help a young boy convince his mother that he is not transgender after he disguises himself as his twin sister to take tap lessons after his school take dance classes off of the curriculum.

Competence. Drummond’s ability to be president is called into question when the Dinwiddie’s learn that he was born in 1980 and is therefore 85 years old.

Leave religion at the door. ACS&Associates come to Dr Corsica’s defence when she saves a young boy’s life against the wishes of his Jehovah’s Witness parents.

Blue Spanish eyes. Zack Caldwell springs into action when Arlene is hypnotically seduced by a male siren and his growing fanbase. Guest starring Jonathan Bailey.

The tour. The Sullivan Administrations first official cross country presidential tour is hounded by the Dinwiddie siblings every step of the way. Guest starring Taylor Lautner as Drummond’s new bodyguard Bucky Dunn.

The Sonny&Rosie Show. In this out of genre experience we see a day Wilson and Roosevelt Dinwiddie as they host their talk show. First appearance of Elisabeth Moss as Kennedy Dinwiddie and Krysten Ritter as her wife Reyna.

A benevolent conspiracy. Midseason finale. Part one. It’s Drummond’s first Christmas as president. And to celebrate he and Findlay invite two former presidents and one first grandson to let them in on their plan to keep republicans out of the White House. Featuring returning guest stars Jeremy Shada as Robbie Guilroy, Amy Acker ad Bethany DuPont and Adam Beach as Marcus Murray.

The special relationships. Midseason premiere. Part two. With new year approaching, Drummond and Robbie still need to get Marcus and Bethany on side.

Chronics. Findlay takes desperate measures when The Mages And The Mundane is up against a new medical drama called Chronics at the Daytime Emmys. Guest starring Chris Pratt as Emerson Davenport and Sandra Oh as Marianne Black.

Happy birthday mr president. Drummond’s 86th birthday party is interrupted by a betrayal from Bucky and an abduction performed by the Dinwiddie’s.

Manchurian. Part one. Further information is revealed about Buchanan Dinwiddie’s life and deception as his family takes President Drummond away to parts unknown. First full appearance of Weird Al Yankovic as Cleveland Dinwiddie

Chilean sausage pulp. Part two. Drummond can’t help but poke the bear and insult his captors even through they have a very unpleasant fate in mind for him.

Specifications. Arlene seeks out Deucalion for a therapy session after Findlay is a little bit more than candid about what she did with Ken dolls when she was eighteen.

Purists. The race is on to save Drummond from the Dinwiddie family. Along the way. Reyna and Buchanan have a realisation and a change of heart.

The first family. After Drummond’s rescue, Justine plays spin doctor and organises an interview for the Sullivan’s and Wilmington’s to have with the press.

Food, clothes and pets. Drummond exercises his verbally sadistic side when PETA attack people attending a pet shop open house.

Serial killer on life support. Humiliated and grievously injured after Drummond got rescued, Cleveland Dinwiddie starts his final plan from his hospital bed.

Sons of a witch. After a mishap with the latest stage in Barnaby’s business and a rather cruel ousting from a dog park after Jonah and Butterball’s relationship goes public, the twins team up to fix their respective love lives.

Preempted. Season finale. Part one. Drummond prepares to send a troop of specialist FBI agents, accompanied by some extended family, into a taping of The Sonny&Rosie Show to take down the Dinwiddie family once and for all. By any means necessary. Guest starring Ben Barnes and Mia Wasikowska as Ernie and Zara Roche. Final appearance of Weird Al Yankovic as Cleveland Dinwiddie

The take down. Season finale. Part two. With Cleveland dead as Zara’s hands, all that’s left for President Sullivan and the team to do is ensure that the rest of the Dinwiddie’s cannot escape his wrath. And Reyna and Buchanan are more than eager to help. Final appearances of Elisabeth Moss, Haley Joel Osment and Emily Osment as Kennedy, Wilson and Roosevelt Dinwiddie.