#Robberies and Thefts

[youthchronical]

Man Charged in Theft of Judy Garland’s Ruby Slippers Dies

One of the two men charged in connection with the 2005 theft of a pair of ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in “The Wizard of Oz” died on Sunday before his case could be resolved in federal court. Citing the death of the man, Jerry Hal Saliterman, a federal judge on Monday dismissed a 2024 indictment charging him with witness tampering and theft of a major artwork. In recent weeks, Mr.…

[chemilico]

The Three Guys forget to buy Christmas presents and don't have the money because of debt.

They learn about the spirit and effort of holidays!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A group of college students was routinely robbing stores and vandalizing the town.

This was somehow caused by the death of a local stripper.

[isbergillustration]

What’s the perfect follow up to doing lineart to the point of not insignificant hand pain? Detailed pencil work, the thing that once in art school I did so much I couldn’t draw for two weeks because of hand pain.

[ms-boogie-man]

Ahem…

☦︎17TolucaLake☦︎

Governor Kathy Hochul is a Marxist hooker $9 instead of $15?!! How about the $0 that it currently is?!

This is extortion… you are being robbed yo A 5'2" hob-goblin in a women's suit is going to charge you protection money to enter New York

… and do not tell me any of this, "Fuck NY, the place is left-wing sewer."

New York is my home. We need to stop Hochul and her constituency and take NY back. If [they] can pull this garbage there, they will try it in other places

[relaxedstyles]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[full-time-femboy]

Chancellor drawing to de stress! Bc I was having a bad day >:(

Also ig, I have to post abt the new thing in my shop bc "If you don't post about it, nobody knows abt it" or something like that...

So uh.... I have new stickers

v You can get em here if u like

Pride stickers - Commissions - Kofi

Reblogs appreciated 💜

[mygirlfriendismadatme]

so jealous of that girl on twitter with the collection of seth meyers stuff, I think she also has a sethfon signed shirt but that could be someone else, just know that I see you and I’m going to rob you so watch out

[youthchronical]

Sound Engineer for Eminem Stole and Sold His Songs for Bitcoin, U.S. Says

A man who once worked as a sound engineer for the rapper Eminem was charged on Wednesday with leaking and selling his unreleased music online for about $50,000 in Bitcoin, according to federal prosecutors. The man, Joseph Strange, 46, of Holly, Mich., worked for four years at Eminem’s studio in Ferndale, Mich., near Detroit, but lost his job in 2021, court records show. Under an agreement that…

[agirlwiththoughtsandnegativity]

best career match for girl that just wants to lay in bed all day and drink iced coffee

[wilsonthemoose]

Which SPN character's crimes are you the #1 defender of to the end of time?

Bela.

Stole a cursed object and led to a couple of accidental deaths? She was trying to get out of her deal. AND no one told those idiots to open the creepy old box.

Shot Sam? She was trying to get out of her deal. Also there's something very shoot him in the shoulder put him in a dunk tank hit him with a stick about him in Bad Luck at Black Rock. What? Your Honour I don't- who said that?

Sure, she lied and scammed left and right, but ultimately she got killed off because fans couldn't stand a female character who wasn't on the same side as the boys (AND also either old, closely related, or otherwise unavailable). But she had all the potential for a somewhat reluctant ally and we were robbed.

[autonomoustweekazoid]

Bang Bang Bonnot Gang

[popcultureoverdosed]

GTA 6 Fanfic- Almost Perfect Heist

" Put ya hands where I can see them and money in the bag!"

Two assailants charged into a busy convenience store in one fateful morning. The duo were practically glued to the hip with how they refused to leave the side of the other. Jason seemed to be the leader of the operation from the way he swaggered inside with brimming confidence while his partner, Lucia, faltered ever so slightly. They kept their guns trained on their targets as they made their way to the store's center.

A suffocating cloud of consternation hung heavy in the air, chilling the blood of almost everyone there. Crimes like this were far from uncommon in Vice City. You could hardly walk a few blocks without encountering dried blood caked up on the concrete or the cries of the helpless victim on their last day on earth. The patrons all instinctively knew that no cops would arrive just in time to save them from their darkest hour. If they remained obedient, they'd get to leave with their lives and a hungry wallet.

" You heard the man! Just give us all y'all cash and we'll be on our way."

Lucia walked around the store loading her bag with money while Jason dealt with the cashier. Everyone was quick to hand her their money before they ended up as yet another statistic. Many sobbed uncontrollably while others glared at her with barely suppressed anger. Lucia grinned wickedly as her loot steadily increased. Images of designer purses and shoes flashed in her mind, a collection of which seemed to grow every few weeks. She was about to check up on Josh when she heard IT.

The deafening sound of a bullet leaving its chamber in hot pursuit of its latest victim. Lucia moved to the front the see the cashier convulsing on the ground with a fresh bullet wound in his stomach. Hot tears raced down the cashier's face while he clutched at his wound. Lucia knew the look in his eyes quite well.

The look of someone with their back against the wall with no one to save them. A face that reflected years of pain and regret. She often held that same expression before she met Jason. Before she sold her soul for a life of degeneracy. 

" That's what happens when you try to be a fucking hero!" Jason cocked his head in Lucia's direction. " This fool got some mighty balls on him, trying to take my gun like that. He's lucky I didn't blast his head off. Let's bounce."

Lucia nodded and the two dashed out of the store and into a white Toyota Ae86. As Jason burned rubber on the hot asphalt, Lucia's mind drifted to the cashier. She wondered if he too had a loved one who would mourn him should the bullet wound prove fatal. She imagined all the anger, fear, and grief that must be consuming all those customers. Lucia was usually unfettered when she was with Jason, but she couldn't help feeling that all their crimes would eventually catch up with them. Sometimes she pretended not to care and other times those dreadful thoughts kept her tossing and turning throughout the night. Either way, this was the only life she knew how to live and she was damn sure to make the most of it.

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"Holiday Thief Takes Turkey," Vancouver Sun. October 12, 1943. Page 2. --- Thanksgiving wouldn't be complete without a turkey.

So thought the thief who visited the home of A. Coffey, 2424 Scott Street, early Monday.

Besides their turkey he took four pounds of bacon and five eggs.

A smash and grab thief broke a window at Bill Smith's, tailors, 418 West Hastings, and took two topcoats valued at $85.

J. Aulio, Fraser Hotel, went to a Powell Street room with an Indian woman. There he met a man who strongarmed him and robbed him of $20.

Wong Sing Won, 1091 Davie, was held up by two thugs, one of whom carried a black revolver, in the 500 block Carrall Street Sunday morning. The men took $21 and personal papers.

Thieves who broke into the Village Delicatessen, 2523 Granville Street, took coffee, marmalade, jam, bacon and sugar, valued at $95.

Thirty-five dollars was taken from a coffee tin at the Cedar Barbecue, 2772 West Hastings Street.

While C. Reid slept in his room at 331 Main Street, a thief entered and stole $45 from his trousers pocket.

[erebus-luckycharm]

The most baffling costume choice in history of television is the stupid baseball cap on Luke's head that they make him wear fucking BACKWARDS!!!!! It's like ice cubes in red wine!!