#Rob McElhenny

[thelosthighway]

He’s babygirl

[firstprincebrainrot]

This is just another proof that macdennis totally banged and glob is in on it. There's NO reason for them to look at eachother as if caught!!!

This was INTENTIONAL.

[gaydennisreynolds]

[astralbondpro]

*Fat Mac comp video set to "Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)" by Cinderella*

[mannytoodope]

[royjamierot]

waht are they even doing

[charlieshorseshirt]

[januaryisbrittishbeermonth]

That Sinking Feeling

Did you ever have that sinking feeling that things weren’t going to turn out as planned?  The proof of the pudding is under the crust, and retirement 2024 was a bit crusty.  

The only goal I nearly achieved was clearing the cattails from my shoreline.  After many hours over the summer – I’m estimating somewhere between 60 and 100 – of wading into the muck and pulling the little bastards one-by-one, I managed to clear about 90%.  I would need a drone to get a picture with a good perspective (perhaps a 2025 hobby?) but this is the best picture I currently have.

As usual, I digress.  Today in the Total Wine and More app I stumbled across Wrexham Lager.  The Wrexham brewery in Wales was built by German immigrants in 1882.   Fortunately, they were not deported with the rest of the German criminals, rapists and I assume other fine Germans before they began to brew a lager that is described as subtly hopped with a clean aroma - light, refreshing and easy to drink. 

Before purchasing said beer I decided to check out the reviews.  A couple stood out:

A 5-star review submitted by Wrexham Lager said “Amazing beer.  I bought it today and it’s great.”   Biased?  Perhaps.  Four people found this helpful.

Another 5-star review, this time by Jason Wrexham:

Obviously totally unbiased. 

Eight people, including me, found this helpful. 

The beer served aboard the Titanic!  OMG!!!!!!!!

The can says, “Store in a cool dry place, away from icebergs”  Maybe.  I might need new bifocals. 

I recall that the beer being consumed in the steerage scene in the movie Titanic looked more like a stout than a beer with “a light amber color”.  Maybe it was brought aboard by the Irish rogues in steerage, or maybe James Cameron just thought it worked better.  Chalk it up to Hollywood magic.

Speaking of Hollywood magic, current co-owners of Wrexham Brewing are Rob McElhenney and Ryan Reynolds.  Yes, the same Ryan Reynolds who does the Mint Mobile commercials, and I guess a movie called Deadpool (haven’t seen it). 

As with all things JiBBM, this just keeps getting weirder and weirder.  These guys bought into the Welsh  brewery to help promote the local football team that they purchased, Wrexham AFC.  Apparently there is even a docuseries about it on FX called Welcome to Wrexham.  I guess I’ll have to check it out.

Okay, I’m back.  I just dropped $2.99 on episode 1 of season 1 (on Hulu) and I must say that I was entertained.   The town and the football club are down in the dumps.  The team has already been demoted to the lowest level league and COVID has emptied the stands, but there is optimism because of the new ownership.  I just might watch episode 2 or jump ahead to “free to me” season 3.

The brewery has a similar rocky past.  Although the website bills it as the UK’s oldest lager brewery, it omits the phrase “in continuous operation”.

According to their website:

“Wrexham Lager became overshadowed by other brands. Sadly, commercial production at its Wrexham birthplace stopped in 2000 and total production in the UK ceased in 2002.

The brewery was demolished and a retail park was built in its place, the only vestige of Wrexham Lager being the original Brewhouse, now a Grade II listed building. All documents and brewery artefacts were razed to the ground save but a few treasured items from fans and collectors alike.”

Does this mean that the recipe was lost?  It doesn’t really matter because it’s a decent beer with a timeless taste.  The brewery reboot by Martin Jones and the Roberts family revived the brand in 2011 and subsequent investment by the Hollywood boys is keeping a good thing going.

Will McElhenny and Reynolds do more than just rearrange the deck chairs in their ownership of the football club and the brewery?  Previewing season 3 of the series and the fact that I can now buy this beer in Minnesota hint that the answer is probably yes.

Perhaps the team should consider getting a sponsorship from Adidas.  Afterall, a logo that resembles a ship’s smokestacks slipping beneath the waves would be fitting for this Titanic team.

[firstprincebrainrot]

I want Dennis to be jealous but I also don't want Mac to move on you know??? Like I just want Mac Dennis atp😭😭

iasip season 16 prediction

[firstprincebrainrot]

Omg Bryan's speech is DEFINITELY a reflection of MacDennis.

I'm telling you guys, I won't like it but Mac's going to bully dennis and stand up for himself and THATS when Dennis will finally suck his dick.

[charlieshorseshirt]

happy birthday to my bestie oscar he wont see this i just thought it was funny

[firstprincebrainrot]

I giggled at work 🥰💕

i can't get over the fact mac and dennis are high school sweethearts. they really met at fourteen and said "this is it. this is the one for me."

[rocketsandstuff]

stg if there's no new podcast this week 😡😡

[firstprincebrainrot]

Nothing...just Mac looking at Dennis' lips

[firstprincebrainrot]

Need them back.

thinkin ‘bout them

[honeydewtual]

RCG: Snacked