#AVText

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Hear me out here.

You know how people always say Bert and Ernie are just a married gay couple?

Bert and Ernie are literally just if Quark and Odo got married. I will not elaborate, because there is no need.

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The first time I saw Alex Shelley was about twenty-one years ago, and the man was a prodigy. I had never seen a technical wonder than was so new to the business. He changed style over time, but I will never forget being so enthralled by him back then. And one of his earliest supporters? Scott D’Amore. I know Impact barely means anything, but it’s so cool to see a company on television say hey, Alex Shelley, you are our World Champion.

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My friebs just sent ne avtext saying life is all ab money ;-;

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One of the reasons I think Dukat is such an amazing villain is because he’s given a million chances to become a better person, and becomes even worse every time.

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Kayvan is so good at impressions. That Nixon impression he did in Sleep Hypnosis sent me into a coughing fit from laughing so hard.

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A wrestler wearing trunks with no knee pads or knee pads down, is somehow more uncomfortable than if they hung dong.

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Every rewatch of DS9, I hate Winn more than the last time.

Louise Fletcher was sooooo fucking good.

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Me: "I don't know... that doesn't sound like my type of movie."

Them: "It has Jeffrey Combs."

Me, already on the couch with fresh popcorn: "We doing this, or are you going to be a dick about it?"

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I'm already seeing an endless list of complaints for the in development Star Trek workplace comedy, but I'm all here for it.

I've been a Star Trek fan for around thirty-five years, and even as a kid I wanted to see Star Trek from an outsider perspective, and now we're getting that. I never thought of comedy, but I'll take it.

In a modern world where everything is a prequel or general nostalgia porn, I'm very happy they're at least trying to do something different. Well, different for this world anyway. You're not going to break any molds with a workplace comedy, but at least it's fresh for this medium.

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Me, watching those Ferengis doing their zany Ferengi things:

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Rite Here Rite Now is absolutely the best live concert recording I have ever seen.

The band was in peak form, and were performing at a very high level. That production though? Fuck. I've never heard a live show recorded, mixed, and mastered that fucking excellent before.

Magnificent.

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Our Flag Means Death really highlights how great Con O'Neill is. Not that anyone on the show is bad, but putting a good actor with a great actor really makes the great actor shine more. Admittedly I'm relatively unfamiliar with Con, only seeing this show, and The Batman once. But the nuance of the things he does is just.. brilliant. Not to spoil, but for example when the crew gives him that gift with the note, and you know what he does... Brilliant stuff.

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*William Shatner voice*

TELA-KENISIS

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I wonder if this is an Easter egg of something to come, or a reference to something. There is a band who made a song called Ghost in the Trees back in 2008.

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I had a thought of Matt Berry as Harry Mudd, and now I can't stop laughing.

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I started and finished Prodigy season one today.

I don't want to get ahead of myself before some serious contemplation, but that may be the best Star Trek since DS9 went off the air.