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A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY (2015)

I want to give this movie more stars but the logic of what is real and what isn't is too ridiculous. Basically 5 stories that don't even really interlock that tackle different sorts of paranormal or cryptid creatures but they add a “twist” that just discredits one whole story. The acting was pretty good and each segment could be its own short so I didn't have to watch the others but yeah. 

⭐⭐⭐

Changelings, ghosts/demons, and Krampus all exist, but NOT SANTA. Krampus is real, but not Santa. That had to be a fucking mental dude. No Santa. Fuck that. That is ridiculous.

[beautifult999]

No, I simply just don’t want to get robbed

[greenelight]

❝   what   is   your   honest   opinion   of   me   ?   ❞   is   it   weird   to   be   asking   victor   this   ?   they   haven't   known   each   other   long   ,   but   they   have   had   kind   of   a   weird   history   together.   he   went   from   a   pit   pocketing   target   to   friend   in   such   a   short   amount   of   time   &   while   he   appreciates   the   closeness   he   &   victor   seems   to   share   ,   mason   can't   help   but   wonder   what   exactly   it   is   that   makes   him   keep   coming   back.   it's   not   just   because   of   his   cat   ,   right   ?   mason   often   jokes   about   that   because   he   knows   she's   cute & he's taken a liking to her   ,   but   surely   there's   more   to   it   than   that   ,   right ?

mason   sets   his   mug   of   hot   cocoa   down   ,   sitting   crisscrossed   on   the   couch   just   across   from   his   friend.   bumblebee   rests   comfortable   on   victor's   lap   as   he   sits   in   the   loveseat   ,   purring   happily   as   she   nuzzles   in   closer.   ❝   you   can   be   mean   or   whatever   ,   just   so   long   as   you're   truthful   about   it.   ❞   mason   smiles   awkwardly   ,   feeling   just   a   touch   nervous.   ❝   you   did   try   to   rob   my   once   ,   but   we're   friends   now   ,   right   ?   at   least   ,   i   hope   we   are.   i   just   wondered   if   your   feelings   about   me   changed   from   back   then.   i   dunno.   it's   weird   to   be   asking   i   know   ,   but   i   can't   help   but   be   curious.   ❞

˗ˏˋ     ᵒᵛ���ʳᵗᵘʳᵉ·     entering   the   stage   ﹕  @erebius   as   victor   conley.

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My 250 Favorite Arrowverse Episodes: Part 6: 125-101

Taken from „Arrow“, „The Flash“, „Supergirl“, „Legends of Tomorrow“, „Constantine“, „Black Lightning“, „Batwoman“, „Stargirl“ and Season 1-3 of „Superman & Lois“:

In honor of Seaosn 4 of "Superman & Lois" being the end of the Arrrowverse, the end of DCTV like we knew it and the end of The CW like we knew it, a final time before the final season all Seasons ends of all the 250 best Arrowverse Episodes (according to me):

I did include "Stargirl" this time, since it has as much connection as "Superman & Lois" to the rest of the Arrowverse, but One Hit Shows like "Gotham Knights" and "Naomi" (anyone still remember this one?) are not on this list, neither are Arrowverse unrelated DC shows:

125 .Reign (Supergirl 3x9)

The One in which: Reign beats Kara up at Christmas.

51, Written by: Paula Yoo, Caitlin Parrish, Directed by: Glen Winter

124. Turncoat (Legends of Tomorrow 2x11)

The One in which: Rip is brainwashed and terrorised Jax and Sara.

27, Written by: Grainne Godfree, Matthew Maala, Directed by: Alice Troughton

123. Running to Standstill (The Flash 2x9)

The One in which: The Trickster teams up with Weather Wizard.

32, Written by: Andrew Kreisberg, Directed by: Kevin Tancharoen

122. The Book of Apokalypse: Chapter 2: The Omega (Black Lightning 2x16)

The One in which: Jace tries to shoot Black Lightning and Jen comes into her own.

29, Written by: Charles D. Holland, Directed by: Salim Akil

121. Lawanda: The Book of Burial (Black Lighting 1x3)

The One in which: Anissa searches for herself and Kahlil gets shoot.

3, Written by: Jan Nash, Directed by: Mark Tonderai

120. The Book of Markovia: Chapter 4 (Black Lightning 3x13)

The One in which: Black Lightning and his team infiltrate Markovia.

42, Written by: Charles D. Holland, Asheleigh O. Conley, Directed by: Salim Akil

119. Dead to the Rights (Arrow 1x16)

The One in which: Tommy finds out the truth.

16, Written by:Geoff Johns, Directed by: Glen Winter

118. Star City 2046 (Legends of Tomorrow 1x6)

The One in which: Old Man Oliver meets the Legends.

6, Written by: Marc Guggenheim, Ray Utarnachitt, Directed by: Steve Shill

117. It’s a Super Life (Supergirl 5x13)

The One in which: Kara sees „What if?“-Episodes of her own life.

100, Written by: Robert Rovner, Jessica Queller, Derek Simon, Nicki Holcomb, Directed by: Jesse Warn

116. Truth and Consequences (Superman & Lois 2x11)

The One in which: Jon-El makes trouble.

26, Written by: Andrew N. Wong, Directed by: David Ramsey

115. Lowest Common Demoninator (Legends of Tomorrow 7x9)

The One in which: The Legends are stuck in an Reality-Show.

106, Written by: James Eagan, Emily Cheever, Directed by: Eric Dean Seaton

114. Broken Trust (Superman & Lois 1x6)

The One in which: Lois gains a new partner and Tag Harris is a new man.

6, Written by: Katie Aldrin, Directed by: Sudz Sutherland

113. Take your Choice (Batwoman 1x12)

The One in which: There can only be one.

8, Written by: Ebony Gilbert, Directed by: Tara Miele

112. An Un-Birthday Present (Batwoman 1x11)

The One in which: Kate gets her wish, but other than she expected.

11, Written by: Chad Fiveash, James Stoteraux, Directed by: Mairzee Almas

111. Deathstroke Returns/Promise Kept (Arrow 6x5-6)

The Ones in which: Slade asks Oliver for help concerning his son.

120/121, Written by: Ben Sokolowski, Spiro Skentos, Oscar Balderrama, Rebecca Belotto, Directed by:  Joel Novoa,  Antonio Negret

110. The Magnificent Eight (Legends of Tomorrow 1x11)

The One in which: The Legends meet Jonah Hex.

11, Written by: Marc Guggenheim, Greg Berlanti, Directed by: Thor Freudenthal

109. Back from the Future 1-2 (Supergirl 5x11-12)

The Ones in which: Winn is back, more than once.

98-99, Written by: Dana Horgan, Katie Rose Rogers; Rob Wright, J. Holtman, Directed by: David Harewood, Alexis Ostrander

108. Girls Night Out (The Flash 4x5)

The One in which: Iris‘ bachelorette party goes south.

74, Written by: Lauren Certo, Kristen Kim, Directed by: Laura Belsey

107. The Ex-Factor (Legends of Tomorrow 6x3)

The One in which: Zari fights for the throne.

85, Written by: Grainne Godfree, Tyron B. Carter, Directed by: David Geddes

106. A Girl Named Sue (The Flash 6x12)

The One in which: We meet Sue Dearborn.

126, Written by: Thomas Pound, Lauren Certo, Directed by: Chris Peppe

105. Impulsive Exessive Disorder (The Flash 8x6)

The One in which: Nora and Bart stumble in the Pilot.

157, Written by: Thomas Pound, Directed by: David McWhirter

104. The Satanist’s Apprentice (Legends of Tomorrow 6x5)

The One in which: Astras goes Disney Princess.

87, Written by: Keto Shimizu, Ray Utarnachitt, Directed by: Caity Lotz

103. Cause and XS (The Flash 5x14)

The One in which: Nora is stuck in a time loop.

106, Written By: Todd Helbing, Jeff Hersh, Directed By: Rachel Talalay

102. Cause and Effect (The Flash 3x21)

The One in which: Barry can’t remember anything.

67, Written by: Judalina Neira, Lauren Certo, Directed by: David McWhirter

101. Armageddon Part 4 (The Flash 8x4)

The One in which: Barry lives a nightmare.

155, Written by: Lauren Barnett, Directed by: Chad Lowe

[marklakshmanan]

I love Get Fuzzy by Darby, née Rob, Conley. Bucky as a gladiator is literally the “butt” of the joke.

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‘Moral Insanity’: Biden Admin Bypasses Congress to Rush Tank Shells to Israel

“Rushing deadly weapons to the far-right and openly genocidal Israeli government without congressional review robs American voters of their voice in Congress,” said one critic. By Julia Conley / Common Dreams  https://scheerpost.com/2023/12/10/moral-insanity-biden-admin-bypasses-congress-to-rush-tank-shells-to-israel/ Hours after United States Ambassador Robert Wood on Friday acted alone to…

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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) - Filming & production - IMDb

This is an important film. And they missed the entire important part here as usual and they're a bunch of bums and think people miss it they go after them they think they're more complicitous than they are and are idiots and they get beat up and killed. We are tired of talking to you people Garth if he doesn't go it likes you up more and we want to get you out of there.. this is filmed at Guantanamo Bay and Gu and Oya approve of our son not going this 30th. We also proven blaming Ken. Cuz Ken probably doesn't want to go. They fall into camp David get arrested and take him to Guantanamo Bay and one of them is Tommy f and he takes over the island and they have a movie you're talking about on TV Harold and Maude and has to do this and one of them is a massive b**** and she always is but we're not your people and we're not here from you and yeah I'm putting you down and don't listen and to get put down for real like a dead dog that's sick

Thor Freya

Zues

We're out in front you're on TV and Holocaust in a purges on you and the people on TV are making a much worse it says we're still here but still stealing your money and running things and we need to go and you idiots are right there saying that s*** you're so f****** stupid it hurts

Hera

Olympus

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The Walking Dead Deluxe issue #19 covers

Cover A by David Finch & Dave McCaig

Cover B by Tony Moore & Dave McCaig

Cover C by Julian Totino Tedesco

Cover D by Arthur Adams

Cover E by Charlie Adlard

Cover F by Rob Liefeld

Cover G by Mel Milton

Cover H by Chase Conley

Comics Vault Live Exclusive Karen Darboe Variant

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Bad movie I have A Christmas Horror Story 2015

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BISHOP: WAR COLLEGE #1 (OF 5)

J. Holtham (W) • Sean Damien Hill (A) • Cover by Ken Lashley

Variant Cover by WHILCE PORTACIO

Variant Cover by ROB LIEFELD

Variant Cover by CHASE CONLEY

Hidden Gem Variant Cover by WHILCE PORTACIO & LARRY STROMAN

PLANET OF THE APES VARIANT COVER BY NATACHA BUSTOS

THE ALL-NEW, ALL-GREAT X-MEN DEBUT!

• Krakoa is an island paradise, and it's a vulnerable one…but not with Lucas Bishop on the case!

• Armor, Surge, Cam Long, Aura Charles, Amass – these are his students. Their course objective: Get strong. Defend the island. Keep mutantkind safe.

• What does any of that have to do with an all-Black X-Men team? Find out here!

• Celebrated TV writer J. Holtham (Cloak and Dagger, Jessica Jones) joins forces with artist Sean Damien Hill for a blockbuster brawl with the fate of all Krakoa at stake!

40 PGS./Rated T+ …$4.99

[liesmyteachertoldme]

Nobody is born this stupid, he had to study real hard to get that way!

Missouri man, Michael Conley Loyd, plead guilty to robbing a Bank of America branch in Springfield. Loyd robbed the bank by writing a demand note on the back of his birth certificate, while wearing an ankle monitor for a prior offense.

[beautifult999]

I honestly think he was going to rob me xD Fuck Tre’kese

Tre’kese xD

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Apparently right-wing Christians are trying to drum up outrage over Lil Nas X’s Montero (Call Me By Your Name) video...

...which I find so tired because, the thing is, queer folks have been using satanic and Christian iconography in art forever, pretty much. So here’s a list of some queer movies with Christian iconography, themes and plot. They’re a bit different from Lil Nas X’s video, in that he was more going for a “embrace sin” vibe (which I love) and a lot of these aren’t quite that. But regardless, here we go - off the top of my head, and going in chronological order:

Sebastiane (1976) Written and directed by Paul Humfress and Derek Jarman; the film tells the story of Saint Sebastian (his exile and eventual martyrdom). Unlike most other Biblical movies, all the men are naked (or nearly naked) the entire time - and Sebastian wants to submit himself to his god in a very erotic way. Also a couple of Sebastian’s comrades are gay and in a relationship. The entire movie is in Latin (with English subtitles) and the production values are very 1970s - which can be alienating to an audience in 2021, but if you want to see a little piece of queer cinematic history, it’s worth checking out if you can find it.

The Garden (1990) Written and directed by Derek Jarman; the film is a non-narrative arthouse film. It centers on a gay couple who are living an idealistic life (i.e. in the Garden of Eden) and then their life is interrupted by homophobia. There are other little scenes that cut between the main story of these two men - but they all have Biblical undertones of some kind. Jarman filmed this in response to the UK’s Section 28, apparently. Bit of a warning - the film has some really violent moments of homophobia and transphobia.

Lilies (1996) Written by Michel Marc Bouchard & Directed by John Greson; this film is based on the play by Bouchard. It starts with a bishop visiting a prison, ostensibly to hear the last confession of one of the prisoners. But he quickly discovers that was a ruse to get him to the prison - once there, it becomes clear that this bishop actually has a history with one of the prisoners. And then a group of prisoners basically put on a play that depicts their teenage years and the story unfolds from there.

But I’m A Cheerleader (1999) Written by Brian Peterson and Jamie Babbit and directed by Jamie Babbit; the story is a comedy about a cheerleader who is sent to an ex-gay conversion camp. I think most folks here on Tumblr have probably heard of it before - and if you haven’t checked it out yet, it’s well worth it. It doesn’t have any explicit religious imagery or story, but ex-gay conversion is Christian-adjacent.

Latter Days (2003) Written and directed by C. Jay Cox; a semi-autobiographical film is about a Mormon missionary who goes to Los Angeles and moves into an apartment next door to a gay man. This is a romantic comedy so, obviously, when the Mormon and the gay neighbor meet, there is immediate sexual tension. The acting and writing can be a bit hit and miss, but it’s a lovely little movie. Also, keep your eye out for Amber Benson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Rob McElhanney.

Angels in America (2003) Written by Tony Kushner and directed by Mike Nichols; this is a miniseries based on the play by Tony Kushner. It’s essentially about AIDS and being gay in the 1980s in the United States (specifically New York City). Not only is there a lot of Christian imagery, but also some of the main characters are Mormons. 

Saved! (2004) Written by Michael Urban and Brian Dannelly, and directed by Brian Dannelly; this movie co-stars Mandy Moore as Hilary Faye, a truly horrendous cross-section of mean girl and evangelical. The story is ostensibly about another teen girl, Mary, who gets pregnant while in high school. But keep an eye out for a side plot about gay conversion camp.

Save Me (2007) Written by Robert Desiderio and Craig Chester, and Directed by Robert Cary; this film is about two adult men who meet a gay conversion camp (and, of course, eventually fall for each other). It’s essentially a romantic drama. A couple of things set this apart from other gay conversion stories. For one thing, these two main characters are in their late 30′s, which makes their situations a bit different - this isn’t a coming-of-age story about finding yourself or rebelling against parents. For another thing, the people who run the camp are insidiously well-meaning and have their own complex motivations for creating the camp.

The Falls (2012) Written and directed by Jon Garcia; this is a trilogy of movies (The Falls, Testament of Love, & Covenant of Grace) about two Mormon missionaries who fall in love while on their mission together. These are the only movies on this list that I haven’t seen. Based on the trailers, the story of each movie seems to be about how their relationship is either broken apart, or brought back together, as the two characters navigate their connection to Mormonism.

The Miseducation of Cameron Post (2018) Written and directed by Desiree Akhavan and based on the novel by Emily M. Danforth; this film is about a teenage girl whose guardians send her to a gay conversion camp. While there, she befriends a couple of others there who are equally skeptical about the camp. And the story unfolds as she comes to grips with who she is and makes a decision about what her future is going to be.

Boy Erased (2018) Written and directed by Joel Edgerton and based on the memoir by Garrard Conley; this is a film about a boy whose parents send him to a gay conversion camp. This is the one film I considered not even listing, since Joel Edgerton is not queer and the film itself really feels like a gay story made for cis hetero audiences. However, it is based on Garrard Conley’s memoir, so I’ve included it.

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250 Favorite Arrowverse-Episodes: Part 6: 125-101

Picked from Arrow, Supergirl, Black Lighting, The Flash E1.1-8.5, Legends of Tomorrow E1.1-7.7, Batwoman S1 and Superman & Lois S1. Shows and Seasons that are not in here were either never seen by me or are not considered part of the Arrowverse but rather the DC-TV-Multiverse.

 125.The Present (The Flash 3x9)

55, Written by: Aaron and Todd Helbing, Lauren Certo, Directed by: Rachel Talalay

 Christmas and shadows of the Future.

 124.The Book of War: Chapter Three: Liberartion (Black Lightning 3x16)

45, Written by: Charles D. Holland, Directed by: Salim Akil

 The Finale of Season 3 was not the end of the show, even if you thought so.

 123.The Book Markovia: Chapter Three (Black Lightning 3x12)

41, Written by: Adam Giaudrone, Lynelle White, Directed by: Bille Woodruff

 Jen goes into Khalil’s mind.

 122. Who is Harrison Wells? (The Flash 1x19)

19, Written by: Ray Utarnachitt, Cortney Norris, Directed by: Wendey Stanzler

 Wells is not Wells and he is not the only one who is not who he seems to be in this one.

 121. Medusa (Supergirl 2x8)

28, Written by: Jessica Queller, Derek Simon, Directed by: Stefan Pleszczynski

 Thanksgiving would be nicer if Mon-El wasn’t dying.

 120. The Man in the Yellow Suit (The Flash 1x9)

9, Written by: Todd and Aaron Helbing, Directed by: Ralph Hemecker

 It’s Christmas and Barry meets his Arch Nemesis.

 119. Reign (Supergirl 3x9)

51, Written by: Paula Yoo, Caitlin Parrish, Directed by: Glen Winter

 Reign beats Kara up at Christmas.

 118.Turncoat (Legends of Tomorrow 2x11)

27, Written by: Grainne Godfree, Matthew Maala, Directed by: Alice Troughton

 Oh, no. Rip, what are you doing?

 117. Running to Standstill (The Flash 2x9)

32, Written by: Andrew Kreisberg, Directed by: Kevin Tancharoen

 The Rogues team up to kill the Flash but Leonard has other plans.

 116.The Book of Apokalypse: Chapter 2: The Omega (Black Lightning 2x16)

29, Written by: Charles D. Holland, Directed by: Salim Akil

 The Season 2 Finale.

 115. Lawanda: The Book of Burial (Black Lightning 1x3)

3, Written by: Jan Nash, Directed by: Mark Tonderai

 Anissa meets Grace and comes into her own.

 114.The Book of Markovia: Chapter 4 (Black Lightning 3x13)

42, Written by: Charles D. Holland, Asheleigh O. Conley, Directed by: Salim Akil

 Black Lightning and his allys descend upon Markovia.

 113. Dead to the Rights (Arrow 1x16)

16, Written by:Geoff Johns, Directed by: Glen Winter

 Tommy learns that Oliver is the Hood.

 112.Star City 2046 (Legends of Tomorrow 1x6)

6, Written by: Marc Guggenheim, Ray Utarnachitt, Directed by: Steve Shill

 Old Man Oliver and the New Green Arrow meet the Legends in this one.

 111. It’s a Super Life (Supergirl 5x13)

100, Written by: Robert Rovner, Jessica Queller, Derek Simon, Nicki Holcomb, Directed by: Jesse Warn

 Kara tries to change her life to make things better, it does not work.

 110. Broken Trust (Superman & Lois 1x6)

6, Written by: Katie Aldrin, Directed by: Sudz Sutherland

 Tag is confused and angry and Jordan learns a lesson.

 109. Take your Choice (Batwoman 1x12)

8, Written by: Ebony Gilbert, Directed by: Tara Miele

 There can only be one!

 108. An Un-Birthday Present (Batwoman 1x11)

11, Written by: Chad Fiveash, James Stoteraux, Directed by: Mairzee Almas

There are two of her!

107. Deathstroke Returns/Promise Kept (Arrow 6x5-6)

120/121, Written by: Ben Sokolowski, Spiro Skentos, Oscar Balderrama, Rebecca Belotto, Directed by:  Joel Novoa,  Antonio Negret

 Slade has problems with his spawn.

 106.The Magnificent Eight (Legends of Tomorrow 1x11)

11, Written by: Marc Guggenheim, Greg Berlanti, Directed by: Thor Freudenthal

 Jonah Hex is introduced in this one.

 105. Back from the Future 1-2 (Supergirl 511-12)

98-99, Written by: Dana Horgan, Katie Rose Rogers; Rob Wright, J. Holtman, Directed by: David Harewood, Alexis Ostrander

An evil Winn is making mayhem.

104. Girls Night Out (The Flash 4x5)

74, Written by: Lauren Certo, Kristen Kim, Directed by: Laura Belsey

 Iris‘ Bachelorette Party did take a wrong turn and the boys did get locked up.

 103.The Ex-Factor (Legends of Tomorrow 6x3)

85, Written by: Grainne Godfree, Tyron B. Carter, Directed by: David Geddes

 Who can win Da Throne and sing his or her way out of an Alien Invasion?

 102. A Girl Named Sue (The Flash 6x12)

126, Written by: Thomas Pound, Lauren Certo, Directed by: Chris Peppe

 Look. Ralph, it’s your future wife!

 101.The Satanist’s Apprentice (Legends of Tomorrow 6x5)

87, Written by: Keto Shimizu, Ray Utarnachitt, Directed by: Caity Lotz

 Astra hates her life and gets a Disney Moment.

[marklakshmanan]

A great comic by Darby (Rob) Conley who never owned a cat when he created “Get Fuzzy”.