#Rob Bandit
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My favorite part of Morrowind is that the Nerevarine not only keeps a very detailed journal, but they also use their journal to judge literally everyone in Vvardenfell
#morrowind#tesblr#maurrie: help me find the bandit who robbed me! I've fallen in love with him!#the Nerevarine in their journal: lol look at this loser. loving a bandit is stupid. fucking idiot.#(and yet they will help her anyway)#the elder scrolls
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The thing about usagi is that he really does think he does his best to mind his own buisness. Like in his head hes all "i like minding my own buisness, i dont enjoy fighting, its only a last resort" but in practice he has never minded his buisness once, breaks into peoples houses, spies on people, and uses his sword to solve every conflict.
But he really does believe that all of this is completley unavoidable, and hes just having a bad luck streak
#and i love him for it really#like every 20 comics hell say something to the effect of 'well thats none of my buisness' and then promptly MAKE IT his buisness#like baby maybe if everysituation youre in is life or death#it might not be just a fluke#it might be you#thats not to say its NEVER an accident#he is robbed by bandits and assasins after him regularly#but most of his problems are not actually his problems and are infact other peoples problems#he just doesnt have the brains to say no#usagi yojimbo#miyamoto usagi
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did someone say she/her yeehaw joker? no? okay well you still have to look at her
#joker redesign#dc fanart#dc fan designs#the joker#batman fanart#batman fan designs#batman au#my art#the yeehaw outfit won the poll! so here ya go#firstly. her and harley have a cool good relationship#her and harley change themes every few years#and they had a five year cowboy stint because theres so many fun cowboy crimes you can do#tie somebody to the railroad tracks#rob a bank in a bandit outfit#like cmon they write themselves
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Living Dead Girl
she is now rob zombie
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Battle Ram
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It's never too late to follow your dreams, for example look at this Bandit:
Little Holger was 30 Years old when he learned to write
Too bad about the rest of his life choices but what can you do
#the elder scrolls#tesblr#skyrim#modded skyrim#tes memes#bandit#his dad is probably also a bandit#family business#a family that robs together stays together... i guess
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saying youre "bi" is like saying youre "a little bit pregnant"🤔
#my art#home alone#harry lyme#marv murchins#kevin mccallister#the wet bandits#some weird as hell shawtys robbing my house. RESPECT!!!!
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don’t let me reread because i saw this
and an image of reynevan pleading innocent like the crying cat meme flashed across my mind
#szarlej: if the sorcerer does not fit you must acquit!!#you know we were robbed of a scene where szarlej pretends to be reynevan’s lawyer? that should have happened at least once#what is with bandits robbing tax collectors in sapkowski’s novels??#you know of all the get rich quick schemes out there robbing a tax collector has REALLY dropped off in terms of popularity#i guess this is what happens when you study foreign trade - economics and then have an interest in medieval history#im still like omg. raubritters were a thing you didnt just make that up? that’s fucked up. but cool that it wasn’t made up. but fucked up#and it’s literally raub + ritter. obvious german should be obvious#the first is a cognate and the second i know from rittersporne which guess how i know that 🙄#anyways…#you know… if angoulême still had friends around there’s a less than zero chance they would have tried to jump regis#he would hear it coming from a mile away (… maybe literally) and just disappear around a street corner#or… hide under a rock… like canonically. honestly still not sure why he did that.#ITS THE FULL MOON. YOU CAN FLY#regis answer = ‘idk… i got scared 😥😥…’#honestly interesting conundrum because too many ideas i have seen are like ‘someone tries to fuck with a vampire they get ripped to shreds’#which ok wish fulfillment i get it but#consider that 1. regis is nonviolent and would likely put someone to sleep over kill them#2. they are teenage hooligans 3. he understands teenager hooliganism#honestly he would pacify them and then while their eyes are empty he would just be like giving some solid life advice#bandits: standing with head drooped. probably drooling on themselves | regis: sounding like a turn your life around podcast#the elbow-high diaries#not even interesting post sorry just totally ramble nonsense here
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BMX in old age #ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia #Comedy #meme #bmx #biking #funny #mac #charlie #sunny #alwayssunny
#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#its always sunny in philadelphia#bmx#bmxlife#xbox 360#bmw#bmx bike#bmx tricks#old school bmx#vans bmx#bmx bandits#dave mirra freestyle bmx#bmxing#bikes#biking#mac#charlie#charlie day#rob mcelhenney#charlie kelly#ronald mcdonald#dudja#twitter#soundcloud#youtube#rap#hip hop#dope#music#fire
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Lee Yoon - Song of the Bandits Sketchs/ Studies 1920's & 1890's
Bonus: 1920's, but without the 'stache
#song of the bandits#lee yoon#kim nam gil#도적#descriptions are on the 1890's close ups if u want the general historic background/ timeline I'm thinking of!#The hold this show & this man have over all my remaining brain cells#I'm still very HHHHHHHH about all the backstory they apparently saved? for S2?? and going all AHHHHH about it#also early 1900s fashion my beloved <3#but ngl lil salty we were likely robbed of the hanbok content so i'm adding it here <3#and Yoon w/ long hair...our time was too short but you will live forever in my heart <3 <3 <3#so here ya go. very much in the spirit of make the content you wanna see#side note: while figuring out the timeline for this I realized there is. a 9 year gap. between Yoon's emancipation and the ball scene#9 YEARS. ALMOST A WHOLE DECADE. THAT WE KNOW 0 THINGS ABOUT.#LIKE WHAT WAS HE DOING THEN!!! HOW DID HE GET BY!! WHAT WAS HIS LIFE LIKE!!! WHAT WERE HIS RELATIONSHIPS LIKE!!!!! I WANNA KNOW!!!!!#this also means when we start the show it's been like. 20 years??? since Yoon was a free man???#also somehow this makes his relationship with gwangil even more fucked up i don't know what to do with this 😭#i mean it's assuming the timeline is strictly historical but#this is all i'm gonna think about now#I need every year and character in this show accounted for i'm not even joking#my art#my art*kng
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my entire thread wishlist is more people visiting ransei and Shenanigans ensuing
#tactician 🌸 ooc.#tbd#robbed by bandits? ransei!#arrested for things you didn't know where a crime? ransei!#nearly get murdered thanks to a misunderstanding? ransei!#hiding from the cops? ransei!#just get crazy lost from wormhole shenanigans? ransei babeyyyy!
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i love the good-natured bandit/highwayman trope
#personal2k24#'yeah i'll rob you blind but i'll be friendly about it :)'#there's a bandit lady in the book i'm reading and she has bewitched me
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@molochka-koshka’s retired outlaw judd! who’s looking back at his husband rn theyre so in love😌
#friends oc#judd#my art#ma’am i love him so much#he’s everything to me#safest man#oh to be robbed by judd while he was still a bandit <333 — atticus probably and also myself
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(voice of a guy who is considering making actons canon timeline death even more unceremonious than before) maybe the zeds get him
#before it was bandits robbing him but hmm. could be worse#not 100% sold on it but its very easy to imagine him just being too exhausted to make sure where he's settling for the night is safe#and paying for it#mumbling#edit almost forgot to mention ive had the concept of him getting zombified at the back of my mind for probably over a YEAR now#and just never drawing it lol......................................... (you look down and im whiteknuckling my chair arms)
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Well. I have to go break up with my dnd girlfriend later. Please help
#i literally cannot fuck this up. her dad is a wheel baron the party would be absolutely screwed#also i have to fight a demon cause the paladin got cursed and I said we should rob the guy who sold us the curse but the fighter stopped me#(the fighter then proceeded to drink human blood like twenty minutes later and appearantly thats morally correct but robbing the guy who-#-cursed you isnt?? idk whats going on with him tbh)#im carrying the entire fucking party#i got us out of a bar fight without getting arrested!! i spoke to the door and convinced it to let us in!!!#i put the bandits to sleep!!! i lit the tree on fire before it ate the fighter!!!!
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In the same vein as that post about swapping all of the men characters with all women in a fantasy world to make a point about the lack of women with agency in a story or game or what have you, I really do think you need to dispense with the idea that only really young people do things. I get that a lot of fantasy careers are supposed to be dangerous and that folks don't last long in those lines of work etc but can you really tell me that there isn't a single adventurer or pirate or sword for hire or whatever over the age 35? Why are the only people in their 50s and up blacksmiths and wizards and stuff. You know how people who are really experienced gained that experience? OVER TIME. Oh? You mastered your stealth and combat skills and have been a seasoned expert for years long enough to gain a reputation? And you're only 20? So, you started doing this stuff at like 15 or have you only been at it a year or two? Come on
#smokey talks#im biased bc i love writing older characters and love older characters#but come on even 40s would be cool to see im so tired of every adventure being ppl in their 20s exclusively#u play dnd and the guy whose ur party's contact is 20. the guy who robbed you is 22. the bandits attacking you are 28. the ship captain? 24#etc and so on and so forth#its just weird#gimme a badass fighter gal whos like 65 and shes still really fit bc shes been keepin it up this whole time#gimme a super cool swordsman grandpa whos super good bc hes managed to live by the blade this long without dying by it#give me somethinggggggggggggg pls#im starving#also i know i clearly have a type and its older women so dont hold that against me here lol
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