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doctor-disc0 · 2 months
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My favorite part of Morrowind is that the Nerevarine not only keeps a very detailed journal, but they also use their journal to judge literally everyone in Vvardenfell
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bleepblopbloop56 · 11 months
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The thing about usagi is that he really does think he does his best to mind his own buisness. Like in his head hes all "i like minding my own buisness, i dont enjoy fighting, its only a last resort" but in practice he has never minded his buisness once, breaks into peoples houses, spies on people, and uses his sword to solve every conflict.
But he really does believe that all of this is completley unavoidable, and hes just having a bad luck streak
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gothamverse · 1 year
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did someone say she/her yeehaw joker? no? okay well you still have to look at her
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blairtrabbit · 5 months
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Battle Ram
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scales-like-ash · 4 months
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It's never too late to follow your dreams, for example look at this Bandit:
Little Holger was 30 Years old when he learned to write
Too bad about the rest of his life choices but what can you do
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riphimopen · 8 months
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saying youre "bi" is like saying youre "a little bit pregnant"🤔
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hanzajesthanza · 15 days
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don’t let me reread because i saw this
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and an image of reynevan pleading innocent like the crying cat meme flashed across my mind
#szarlej: if the sorcerer does not fit you must acquit!!#you know we were robbed of a scene where szarlej pretends to be reynevan’s lawyer? that should have happened at least once#what is with bandits robbing tax collectors in sapkowski’s novels??#you know of all the get rich quick schemes out there robbing a tax collector has REALLY dropped off in terms of popularity#i guess this is what happens when you study foreign trade - economics and then have an interest in medieval history#im still like omg. raubritters were a thing you didnt just make that up? that’s fucked up. but cool that it wasn’t made up. but fucked up#and it’s literally raub + ritter. obvious german should be obvious#the first is a cognate and the second i know from rittersporne which guess how i know that 🙄#anyways…#you know… if angoulême still had friends around there’s a less than zero chance they would have tried to jump regis#he would hear it coming from a mile away (… maybe literally) and just disappear around a street corner#or… hide under a rock… like canonically. honestly still not sure why he did that.#ITS THE FULL MOON. YOU CAN FLY#regis answer = ‘idk… i got scared 😥😥…’#honestly interesting conundrum because too many ideas i have seen are like ‘someone tries to fuck with a vampire they get ripped to shreds’#which ok wish fulfillment i get it but#consider that 1. regis is nonviolent and would likely put someone to sleep over kill them#2. they are teenage hooligans 3. he understands teenager hooliganism#honestly he would pacify them and then while their eyes are empty he would just be like giving some solid life advice#bandits: standing with head drooped. probably drooling on themselves | regis: sounding like a turn your life around podcast#the elbow-high diaries#not even interesting post sorry just totally ramble nonsense here
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dudja · 4 months
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BMX in old age #ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia #Comedy #meme #bmx #biking #funny #mac #charlie #sunny #alwayssunny
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akhaste · 11 months
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Lee Yoon - Song of the Bandits Sketchs/ Studies 1920's & 1890's
Bonus: 1920's, but without the 'stache
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ranseiuniter · 7 months
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my entire thread wishlist is more people visiting ransei and Shenanigans ensuing
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bvyleaf · 2 months
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@molochka-koshka’s retired outlaw judd! who’s looking back at his husband rn theyre so in love😌
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Well. I have to go break up with my dnd girlfriend later. Please help
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smokeys-house · 1 month
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In the same vein as that post about swapping all of the men characters with all women in a fantasy world to make a point about the lack of women with agency in a story or game or what have you, I really do think you need to dispense with the idea that only really young people do things. I get that a lot of fantasy careers are supposed to be dangerous and that folks don't last long in those lines of work etc but can you really tell me that there isn't a single adventurer or pirate or sword for hire or whatever over the age 35? Why are the only people in their 50s and up blacksmiths and wizards and stuff. You know how people who are really experienced gained that experience? OVER TIME. Oh? You mastered your stealth and combat skills and have been a seasoned expert for years long enough to gain a reputation? And you're only 20? So, you started doing this stuff at like 15 or have you only been at it a year or two? Come on
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frenchy-and-the-sea · 2 months
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for the ask game: laughter, tender, chaos, punch
I don't appear to have any of those specifically, but I DO have "laugh," which probably works well enough!
“Tieflings,” he had said to the man that he’d ordered to bind her, with a curl of his ragged lip. “Always wanna give them a bit of space. Put the spurs to ‘em too hard, and they’ll fry you from across a ballroom. Be gentle with that one, Frankie. I’d hate to have to take your share of our first haul together in memoriam.”   And then he had laughed, in a tone that said he probably wouldn’t have cared all that much.
Wyn met our resident fighter under....less than ideal circumstances before the game began, and I thought it would be fun to write it out. :3
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aparticularbandit · 7 months
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So.
If you see me binging the rest of DRV3 faster than I normally games.
And then spending a lot of time playing DRS probably.
And then maybe binging through TWEWY2.
It's because I'm going through a bad time and yes I know I need to think about it some time but I'm pushing it off for future me to handle it because yesterday me got depression triggered so hard she considered self-harm again. Which isn't good for anybody!
And then got stuck in another spiral and ended up depersonalizing this morning!
SO.
I MIGHT BE GAMING A LOT.
TO NOT THAT AGAIN.
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spook-e-snail · 1 year
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Wait you have a cowboy SM AU??
Yes!! :))
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Initially the idea came from this official sketch, like the idea of these two with revolvers running around like it's the wild fucking west kinda stuck in my brain until I sat and went "wait what if they WERE in the wild west!!"
Basically to make it short, Skid and Pump have the audacity to play cowboys and bandits outside like normal children. They stumble upon a ghost cowboy guy (an oc of mine shhh) named Coyote Kurt. They claim to be the best cowboys ever, Kurt says nuh uh, they say uh huh. Kurt decides to offer them a mysterious spooky cowboy quest to really determine if they're the best cowboys ever and send them back in time to get a specific item that will allow him to pass on and no longer be a ghost (a necklace with a coyote tooth on it).
He sends them back and whoahg!! Everyone they know in the modern day has their own cowboy equivalent (minus themselves). Kurt was nice enough to give them everything they need (a picture of the necklace, two guns, a rucksack of food n water n bullets, and a creepy ass horse). Their horse is the cowboy version of Eyes
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The first person they run into the cowboy version of is Lila! She isn't exactly a cowboy but she does work at the town bank. Skid of course immediately recognizes her and calls her mom but she informs them her only son died shortly before her late husband under mysterious circumstances. They apologize, ask her if she's seen the necklace and are sent on their way. Pump says "Bye Ms. Lila! :)" And this freaks her out because she didn't tell these two her name and holy fuck one of them knows it!!
There is. So much more. I could go on but I don't have much art done yet just some ideas floating around lol
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