#Rip everything Kirby

[coolmagoloraskblog]

Soooooo, are you going to visit your spider boyfriend?

[sortanonymous]

Welp, I've held onto this idea for like seven years now so may as well just put it out there.

I'm not the only one that thinks Hagrid's voice would be a good fit for King Dedede, right?

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No Man's Land |10|

Pairing: Sam Carpenter x Reader

Summary: Sam can’t help but be drawn to the cute stranger from her gym, even if everything about them makes them the perfect suspect, just when Ghostface has returned.

Warnings: Fighting, Attempted Murder, Stabbing, Strangling

Word Count: 4k+

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You sat on the back of an ambulance as one of the medics checked you out. You didn’t get hurt in the fight, but you didn’t realize you had ripped open your stitches until a medic was running over to you, asking if you were okay and pointing at the drops of blood. You denied them when they asked if you wanted to go to the hospital, you didn’t have time for all that, so they just stitched you up there and gave you a disapproving look.

“Gone up against Ghostface twice and game come out on top both times,” someone said. You looked up to see Kirby walking over to you. “Not many can say they’ve done that.”

“Seems like plenty have survived Ghostface,” you mumbled. Your eyes moved to focus on the figures behind Kirby. Sam was next to Tara as they were checked out by a medic and gave their statement to an officer. You took notice that the detective who was apparently on the case was the one person yet to be on the scene.

Kirby bobbed her head back and forth. “Not usually on their first encounter, unless they were running away or someone else showed up.”

“What the hell do you think you were doing?” Bailey shouted as he stormed up to you and Kirby. “You had a gun?”

“It’s licensed,” you snapped. “And it came in handy, would you like me to not have a weapon when a psycho is attacking us?”

Bailey scoffed and shook his head as if he couldn’t believe you dared argue with him. “Lot of good that did, he got away,” he gestured to the store.

“I got him, it’s not my fault you didn’t arrive in time.”

“Well, you didn’t finish the job,” Bailey snapped, as if it were your fault Ghostface got away. “Thought you were supposed to be special forces,” he scoffed.

You slowly rose from the ambulance until you were standing tall, staring Bailey down. “I’m a soldier, not an executioner,” you kept your voice steady but there was an edge to your tone, one daring Bailey to cross the invisible line.

Bailey let out a chuckle, as if he were truly amused you said that. “Your file isn’t even legible with how much is redacted,” Bailey stepped forward, puffing out his chest. “How many missions have you had involved you getting your hands dirty?” You clenched your jaw, he was trying to compare your missions to Ghostface, they were completely different, as a cop he should know that. “How many people have you executed without them even knowing you were there?”

“It’s different,” you said, your tone quiet as you tried to contain the rage underneath. You were aware of Sam’s eyes on you from where she still stood next to Tara, though she moved forward a few steps, as if she were going to come intervene between you and Bailey.

“Why?” Bailey chuckled. “Because those were your orders?”

You stepped forward, ready to give Bailey a piece of your mind when you felt a hand on your shoulder. You looked to the side to see Kirby, silently asking you to let it go. “Let’s all just take a breath,” she said, looking between you and Bailey.

“I got civilians dead because-”

“Because we haven’t got this guy,” Kirby snapped. She positioned herself in front of you, so she was now standing between you and Bailey. “So, why don’t we stop placing blame and catch this fucker.”

Bailey gave a little snarl but finally backed away. “I have a crime scene to work,” he mumbled as he turned and walked towards the store.

“When did you get the call?” You asked, your eyes tracking Bailey as he crouched down at the body of the store owner just inside the door.

“A thank you would suffice,” Kirby said when she turned around. The amused smirk on her face told you she wasn’t actually mad at you.

“Thank you,” you said sincerely anyway. “When did the call come in?”

“About twenty minutes ago. Someone saw Ghostface chasing after some people down the street,” Kirby looked back at the bodega. “Then several calls about shots fired came in a minute later.”

“Response was quick,” your eyes scanned all the cops working the scene. There was more than what would usually be considered necessary, but most of the officers were being used to hold back random people trying to get a look and the media.

“I was at the station.” Your eyes instantly snapped to Kirby. “I actually thought we might get here in time,” she let out a humorless chuckle. When she looked back at you, she furrowed her brow. “What?”

“Where was Bailey?” If Kirby was at the station, then there was no reason for Bailey to arrive as late as he did. All the other cops and Kirby arrived well before the detective who was supposed to be working the case, who claimed to care so much about the innocent lives being lost.

“I’m not sure,” Kirby shook her head. “Wait, you don’t actually think…” her voice got quieter with each word. “But you hit Ghostface.”

“Only in the chest,” your tone dropped to barely above a whisper. You didn’t know who to trust, you couldn’t risk anyone over hearing you. On top of that, just because you had your suspicions you didn’t have proof, you couldn’t be spreading rumors about Bailey if he wasn’t actually guilty, it could ruin his career. As much as you hated the guy you weren’t about to destroy a man’s career without evidence that he was dirty. “Whoever it was, was wearing Kevlar.”

Kirby followed your gaze and watched Bailey with the same kind of gaze as you. “They could have just seen the movies, learned to always wear a vest.” You nodded, that was likely, based on what little you heard it seemed like these psychos studied each other, trying to learn where the previous incarnation went wrong.

“Everything in me is telling me not to trust him,” you said.

“Better safe than sorry if you trust no one.” You looked at Kirby, watching as her eyes scanned the crowd, memorizing every face, just in case someone stood out or someone popped up again.

“Even you?” You raised an eyebrow.

You liked Kirby a lot more than Bailey. She’d done nothing but treat you with respect so far and you’d return the courtesy. At the end of the day though, you didn’t know her, you didn’t know any of them. Kirby hadn’t given you a reason to be suspicious of her but that didn’t mean she couldn’t possibly be involved. It was hell of a coincidence for Kirby to show up right after Ghostface attacked Sam, but she said she investigated Ghostface attacks, she knew Sam, they had a shared history, it was clear Kirby had a history with at least one of the previous Ghostface’s, like Sam and her friends did.

Kirby turned her head and looked at you, her eyes seemed to analyze you. She gave a little shrug. “Can never be too careful,” she said, nodding her head. “How much do you know about Ghostface, the attacks?”

You shrugged. “Not much,” you said. Of course, you knew the stories, everyone did, but you didn’t know the details. “I know the rumors whispered about Sam,” you looked across the way where Sam still stood with Tara.

“Well, I won’t say anything about Sam, that’s her story to tell.” You gave a ghost of a smile at that, you didn’t believe the rumors, you wanted to hear Sam’s story from herself. “But Ghostface is usually connected to the group of friends he’s going after. The first attacks were done by Billy Loomis and his best friend Stu Macher all to get back at Sidney Prescott, who Billy was dating.” You nodded, you were aware of that much of the story. “Me and my friends were attacked in 2011.” You furrowed your brow, you had been a freshman in high school, you probably heard people talking about the attacks in school but didn’t know any details.

You looked at Kirby when she didn’t immediately continue. She was clearly trying to remain composed but there were tears in her eyes, and rage underneath. “My best friend and the guy I liked were the ones behind the attacks. All because Jill wanted to be famous,” she shook her head and let out a humorless chuckle. “Of my friends, I was the only one to survive.”

You looked at Kirby in a new light, you understood now where all her pain and motivation came from. “I’m sorry,” you whispered. Those words wouldn’t do anything, but they were the only thing you could offer. It wasn’t easy being the only survivor, it was lonely, no one could quite understand it, you knew that all too well.

Kirby gave you a thankful smile. “I know why you didn’t finish the job,” she whispered. “But this kind of thing,” she shook her head. “It only ends in two ways, kill or be killed.”

You looked down, taking in Kirby’s words. You had done a lot of terrible things, things you never talked about. You did all of them for the greater good though, at least that’s what you told yourself, you were following orders, trying to stop someone bad from doing something worse. Killing Ghostface in self-defense was one thing but executing him when he was already down was another. It wasn’t like you hadn’t done it before, but those were always terrible people, terrorists, crime lords, people who did unspeakable things. You knew Ghostface wasn’t good but in your head, there was a separation, that being in New York, being home, it made things different, war was one thing, this was another altogether.

“Are you okay?” Kirby asked, bringing you out of your thoughts. You looked up to see Sam and Tara had approached.

“Now that we’re done with the endless questioning,” Sam grumbled.

“It’s just protocol,” Kirby gave her an apologetic smile.

“Are we free to go?”

“Of course.” Kirby looked back at you, “I just need your gun.” You let out a displeased sigh. “Protocol.”

“I know,” you said, still clearly displeased. You pulled out your gun, releasing the magazine and making sure there wasn’t one in the chamber before dropping it into the evidence bag Kirby held out.

You fired your gun, it was an active crime scene, and that meant your gun was evidence. Even though you didn’t kill anyone they still needed your gun to at least know which bullets were from you and which ones were from Ghostface, even though your 9mm was completely different than the shotgun Ghostface was using.

“Don’t worry, I will personally make sure the lab gets this,” Kirby said.

You watched her walk off. “Are you okay?” Sam asked, making you look at her. “Things with Bailey seemed tense.”

You rolled your eyes and looked around until you found Bailey across the way talking to one of the other officers. “Apparently he wasn’t satisfied with the way I handled things,” you said, glaring at Bailey.

“You saved our lives,” Sam said softly, you stopped glaring at Bailey to give Sam a grateful smile.

“Did you have a gun this whole time?” Tara asked, speaking for the first time since the attack happened. She was looking at you suspiciously, trying to appear strong with her arms crossed, but you could see the fear behind her eyes.

“Yes,” you answered honestly, you knew it would do no good to lie to Tara.

“Did you know?” she looked at her sister.

“Yes,” Sam said. Tara’s face morphed into one of hurt. “I thought it was better if no one knew, we don’t know who to trust.”

Tara clenched her jaw as she wordlessly nodded. “You could have told me.” Sam guiltily looked down as Tara stormed off.

You gently tapped Sam’s shoulder and offered her a small smile. She returned your smile and the two of you followed after Tara. You understood why Tara was upset, if the roles were reversed, you’d probably feel the same. On the other hand, the only reason you were able to get the upper hand on Ghostface was because no one else knew you had the gun on you.

The three of you walked back to the apartment without another incident. You noticed how Sam shoved her hands in the pockets of her jacket as you passed people, keeping her head down, probably hoping none of them recognized her. Three of you trekked up the various sets of stairs until you finally got back to the sister’s apartment.

“Where is everyone?” Sam asked as soon as she stepped through the door.

You came up behind her, peeking around her to see Ethan and Quinn were nowhere in sight. “Quinn is with a gentleman caller,” Mindy said, wiggling her eyebrows.

“Ethan left a little bit after you,” Chad said, not even bothering to look up as he mindless flipped through channels on the TV. “Said he had Econ.”

Sam rolled her eyes as she walked towards the kitchen, opening the refrigerator and pulling out a bottle of water. Tara flopped down in the chair next to the couch and you made your way to the far end of the couch, taking a seat next to Chad. A moment later Chad furrowed his brow and sat up straighter. You looked up to see he had stopped flipping through the channels and had stopped on the news. You furrowed your brow as well when you saw a picture of Sam pop up on the screen. Mindy plucked the remote out of Chad’s hand and turned up the volume.

“Ghostface is taking on New York,” the report said. “And the prime suspect seems to be Samantha Carpenter, daughter of the original Ghostface killer, Billy Loomis.” You looked to the side to see Sam standing in the doorway, her eyes filled with tears as she stared at the TV, trying to remain strong. “She is rumored to have setup her boyfriend, Richie Kirsch, in the killings last year.” Your ears instantly perked up at the name, it was the same name that popped up on Sam’s phone before the recent attack. “Right before killing him herself. Now-”

“Bullshit!” Chad snapped, aggressively pressing the power button. “They don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.” He slammed down the remote on the coffee table.

Chad jumped up from the couch and stormed over to the dining table where Tara was sitting next to Sam, Mindy following close behind. You watched as Sam curled in on herself, trying to make herself as small as possible as Tara tried to comfort her. You couldn’t hear exactly what they were saying, and you didn’t feel right about eavesdropping, they deserved their privacy. You decided to focus on your feet, as Sam’s friends tried to comfort her. You tried not to let what the reporter said invade your mind, you learned a little more about Sam, but you didn’t want to take the media’s word for it. Sam wasn’t a suspect, they already got that wrong, she was the victim.

You heard loud banging coming from Quinn’s room but didn’t think much of it as everyone laughed it off, seeming to go on as if this was regular occurrence. Everyone’s phones, besides yours, went off, shifting the energy in the room. You slid next to Anika, looking over her shoulder as she opened a message on her phone, showing a picture of Quinn being stabbed by Ghostface.

Everyone shot to their feet, the yelling from Quinn’s room got louder then suddenly stopped. Everyone gathered in the middle of the living room as they stared at Quinn’s door, waiting to for what would happen next. Before you knew it the door flung open and Ghostface tossed Quinn’s body out, which landed on Anakin, sending her to the ground.

“Go!” you shouted, pointing at the front door.

Chad grabbed Tara and yanked her out the front door. When Mindy tried to follow Ghostface slashed her across the arm and sent her to the ground.

Anika pushed Quinn’s body off herself and pulled herself to her feet. Ghostface was right there though, grabbing her by the neck and slamming her into the wall. He raised his knife, twirling it back and forth as he got ready to stab Anika. Without thinking you rushed forward and tackled him to the ground before he could stab Anika.

You punched Ghostface in the face, ignoring the pain that radiated through your knuckles with each hit to the mask. You grabbed his hand that was holding the knife and slammed it on the ground until he dropped it. You pushed the knife away before trying to stand up. As soon as you started to get off Ghostface he swung his legs around, tripping you and sending you back to the floor. He scrambled away from you as he grabbed his knife again.

He jumped back to his feet and stood over you, tilting his head as he waved the knife back and forth. You smirked when you saw Sam come up from behind him and hit him on the back of the head with a wood block of some sort. When Ghostface stumbled forward you kicked out your foot, tripping him and sending him tumbling to the floor.

Sam held out a hand to you and as soon as you took it, she yanked you up. While Sam was helping you, Anika helped Mindy up, then Sam ushered the three of you into the bedroom. She ran across the room and into the bathroom to lock a door while you slammed the door closed as soon as you got inside. Everyone rushed around the room, knocking over furniture and using anything to try and barricade the doors.

“Danny?” Sam asked, furrowing her brow as she looked out the window. You followed her gaze to see her neighbor waving his arms out his window as he tried to get someone’s attention.

Sam opened the window. “Are you crazy?” she called out. You made your way next to her to see Danny pushing a ladder out of his window. You helped Sam grab the ladder and stabilize it so everyone could crawl across.

“Go,” you said, nodding at Sam.

Sam looked back at Mindy and Anika as they tried to hold the door closed as Ghostface attempted to shove his way in. “But-” she looked back at you.

“Go,” you ordered, your tone leaving no room for argument.

Sam reluctantly got on the ladder and began making her way across. You ran to Mindy and Anakin, falling into place right beside them as you helped hold the door. “Your turn,” you nodded at Anika.

Anika shook her head, there were tears streaming down her face. You looked at Mindy for a little help and when she looked back at the door you assured her you had it. Mindy grabbed Anika and dragged her over to the window. Anika’s crying only got louder as she convinced Mindy to go first. Once Mindy was out the window and making her way across Anika turned back to you.

“Go!” you ordered again. “Go,” you gestured with your hand. “I’ll be fine.”

With shaky hands Anika lifted herself out of the window and began making her way across the ladder. Almost as soon as you loosened your hold on the door Ghostface plowed through, sending you falling to the ground. You recovered almost instantly and jumped across the bed when you saw he was making his way for the window, to Anika.

You grabbed the curtains and wrapped them around Ghostface’s neck before he could get his hands on the ladder. You pulled the curtain tighter, feeling his body spasm and kicked as he clawed at the fabric, but you were stronger than him. You caught a glance out the window, seeing Anika be pulled to safety. It wasn’t until you had him so close that you were confident this Ghostface was one of the ones from the gym, not the one from the bodega.

Ghostface stopped pulling at the cloth, but a second later you felt a sharp pain in your thigh. You gritted your teeth, suppressing a scream as best as you could. You looked down to see a knife sticking out of your leg before Ghostface ripped it out. You let go of the curtain, releasing Ghostface as you brought a hand to the wound.

You tried to stand up as straight as you could, but blood was gushing between your fingers. Ghostface recovered quicker as he whipped around and swung his knife down. You raised your hand, making sure the knife only sliced your forearm.

Your hand shot out, catching Ghostface’s arm before he could bring the knife down again. You ignored the blood running down your arm, you didn’t have time to worry about stopping the bleeding. While your other hand was still pressing against the wound on your thigh, Ghostface took his free hand and punched you in the side, right where your stitches were.

You let go of his hand as you brought your hand to your side, surely having ripped your stitches again. You ignored the others yelling for you as Ghostface brought down his knife again, this time when you blocked his arm with yours and brought your knee up, nailing him in the stomach. While he was doubled over you brought your good leg up and kicked him square in the chest, sending him tumbling over the side of the bed.

As much as you wanted to finish the fight you knew you were in no condition to do so. You limped over to the window and climbed out onto the ladder. When you looked ahead you could see Sam and Danny gesturing at you to hurry. You crawled as best as you could with one good leg and one good arm, ignoring the way the blood dripped down your hand, making the ladder and your hand slippery with each movement.

“Hurry!” Sam yelled; her voice strained. You looked up to see her eyes wide and not focused on you but something behind you. You glanced over your shoulder to see Ghostface standing at the window. He impaled the knife in the windowsill before using both hands to grab the end of the ladder.

You gritted your teeth; you were really starting to hate this guy. You continued to crawl, your grip tightening as Ghostface lifted the ladder, jostling it back and forth to try and get you to fall. You nearly lost your grip once, having to wrap your arm under the rungs and keep your body low so you didn’t go over the side.

You looked up, judging the distance from where you were to the window. You let out a shaky breath as you slowly loosened your grip, despite Ghostface still shaking the ladder with all his strength. You got into a crouch position and kicked off, ungracefully launching yourself off the ladder and at the window. You reached out, catching on the windowsill with one hand. You brought up your bloody hand, which instantly found the home of someone else’s. You looked up to see Sam holding onto you as Danny held your other hand and began to pull you up.

You made it through the window, instantly collapsing on the ground next to Danny. You looked back at him as he moved out from underneath you, his hands instantly going to your wounds to try and stop the bleeding. You couldn’t help but groan at the pressure. Sam helped drag you against the wall to prop you up. You let your head flop against the wall, you strained to stay conscious, focusing on Mindy’s voice as she called for an ambulance, and on Sam’s hands as they wrapped a scratchy cloth around your arm, trying to stop the bleeding.

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[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Mr. Moon and Sun

Debut: Wario Land 3

Hey gamers! There was a solar eclipse yesterday! Did you get to see it? I saw the sun become a little crescent shape. How the tables have turned! If you don't know what an eclipse is, please refer to the boss battle with Mr. Shine and Mr. Bright in Kirby's Dream Land 2. Mr. Shine (the moon) can hover in the sky, and Mr. Bright (the sun) can go to one side of him, creating bright light that can cause damage if Kirby is not in the safe zone created by Mr. Shine's shade. Maybe Kirby would be safe in the light if he had extremely dark glasses made specifically for this purpose, but he doesn't, so he should not look at the sun. Don't look at the sun please!

You can look at Sun from Wario Land 3, though, as well as Mr. Moon from Wario Land 3. I hope they're not upset I spent their introductory paragraph talking about a different sun and moon duo! It is so funny the moon and sun are made into a binary, considering the real sun could effortlessly defeat the real moon if it was alive and mean. Here, though, the moon is the one with the advantage, being named Mr. Moon, while the sun is just Sun! But maybe one day his full name will be Mr. Sun Moon...? Ooh la la! Ok guys, let's get a silly one before I talk about the gameplay!

Heehee! Very nice! Mr. Moon and Sun only appear in some uncommon sky areas, where they will mess with Wario, because everything in the world is out to get him, and he probably deserves it regardless of context. You know the deal. They are Enemies. Both will chase Wario and shoot their own projectiles: Sun shoots fireballs that set him ablaze, which makes sense since the sun is a Fire Orb, but Mr. Moon shoots stars, which electrify Wario! Stars don't do that! And what's this floating rock doing with stars? Why doesn't the actual star of this pair get stars? Sun/Moon dichotomy really is so silly when you think about it to any degree!

I am glad the wiki has a gif of Mr. Moon, because I love the way he turns sideways! Don't tell Sun, but Mr. Moon is my favorite because of this. I just love how he is a mere crescent, but with a sort of aura to fill out the same space as Sun.

These sprites were ripped by ShyGuyXXL, who I must thank even MORE for making these two kiss! Earlier I explained what an eclipse is in gamer terms, but in science terms, it is when the sun and moon kiss each other, and it is specifically in a gay way every time. Sorry to Straight Sunmoon Shippers! Just the way it is!

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🙏🏼 sex with kirby while ur already pregnant 🙏🏼

➛ good lord this is..everything

➛ this also turned into longer than a blurb, i was just so in love with this request

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Changing from your pajamas into your day clothes proved to be a challenge this morning, and not just because you were 7 months pregnant.

Stripping from your clothes by the mirror, you could easily see the giant hockey player who watched you with meticulous eyes. His blue eyes danced with desire at the sight of your swollen tummy, a certain aspect about you that sent his libido spiraling.

Maybe it was the pregnancy glow or the fact that your were carrying his child. Whatever it was, watching you struggle to slip your shirt up was sending shockwaves to his hardening cock.

“Need help, baby?”

Your face was red, body glistening with sweat as you attempted to relieve yourself of the tight clothing. And no matter how independent you wanted to be, the child inside of you wasn’t gonna let that slide. So, begrudgingly, you nodded your head “yes.”

Chuckling, Kirby lifted himself off the mattress to stand behind you, his hands delicately tracing around your wide hips. He rested his palms on your stomach, fingers gripping the hem of your shirt. He slowly peeled the shirt up, exposing your bare skin to him.

He groaned lightly at the stretch marks that adorned your tummy. As he pulled off the material the rest of the way, he felt his cock leak as your plump breasts spilled from their confinements.

“Fuck, baby, you’re killing me.”

You furrowed your eyebrows, blissfully unaware of the effect you had on him.

“Why?” You laughed lightly.

Kirby leaned down to place a sensual kiss on your neck, “Because you’re so fucking beautiful.”

You felt a whine bubble up as Kirby pressed his body into yours. The aftermath of his staring was prodding evidently into your cheeks. After a bit more groping from Kirby’s end, you found yourself, inevitably, naked and dripping for your boyfriend.

He sat, leaned back on his knees, taking in the view of your very pregnant form, paired with your swollen cunt. He couldn’t have imagined something hotter than this.

“Please, Kirby,” Your whine ripped him from his thoughts, “I need you.”

Kirby had to swallow a growl at your sultry, begging tone. His beautiful, pregnant girlfriend was pleading for him. Who was he to deny you the pleasure only he could provide. His fingers ran from your ankle, slowly up your thigh. His thumb pressed into your clit, applying gentle pressure.

You felt your breath pick up, your hyperactive hormones making the experience much more intense. He dipped two fingers in, your wetness already soaking your thighs.

“So wet, always so wet for me.”

The feeling of his fingers was pleasurable, but not enough to suffice the burning sensation of your pure want for Kirby. You pushed his hand away, shaking your head. Kirby’s eyes shot up, scared he hurt you.

“What’s wrong? Did I hurt you? Is the baby okay?”

His rapid fire questions brought a smile to your face, “I’m fine, I just need more than your fingers.”

At your statement, all of Kirby’s worry drifted away, replaced by cockiness, “Yeah? Just need my cock?”

You nodded desperately, shuffling your hips closer to his straining bulge.

“Okay, okay,” He chuckled at your eagerness, “I’ll give you want you want, baby.”

He quickly stripped himself of his boxers, taking his place back in between your thighs. He gave himself a few pumps, before lining up with your core. With one hand rested on your stomach, Kirby sunk into you with one move.

“Oh, fuck!” You screamed, the delicious stretch of his cock muting out the rest of the world.

Kirby had to hold himself back, your pulsating walls making his mind malfunction. Taking deep breaths, he grounded himself before settling into a steady rhythm.

Your head lulled back, the stimulation from his cock dragging against all your favorite spots. Succumbing to the heat of the pleasure, your body slumped further into the plush pillow.

“That’s right, mama,” Kirby encouraged, “Give it to me, baby.”

He continued his abuse on your pussy, his hips repeatedly slamming into you. The sounds of moans, paired with skin slapping and the squelching of your soaking hole.

With the way your hormones have been raging, you knew you weren’t gonna last very long. The familiar burn of your climax began to build rapidly. Each stroke Kirby gave sent your nerves exploding.

Through your thick whines and whimpers, you managed a warning, “G-gonna cum.”

Kirby picked up his pace, one of his hands rubbing your bump reassuringly.

“Let go, sweetheart. Cum all over my cock.”

With his words, you obliged, back arching as your orgasm hit you like a bus. Blazing ecstasy coursed through your veins. The only sound you could muster were screams of Kirby’s name. The feeling of your tummy pressing up into his tense muscles sent him over the edge, painting your insides white. He panted as you spasmed around him.

Your mind went hazy in post-orgasm bliss, only coming to at the feeling of Kirby’s soft kisses on your face.

“There you are pretty girl,” He smiled lovingly at you as your eyes met his, “Though I lost you for a second.”

You gave him a dopey look, still not completely present. He kissed your cheek once more, lying down to pull your body into his. Kirby rubbed his hands up and down your bump soothingly.

He placed a kiss on your temple, “Did such a good job for me, mama. Get some sleep,” He whispered.

You felt your eyes close with tiredness, the activities taking a toll on your working body. The warmth Kirby’s chest and palms provided lulled your raging hormones and guided you to a peaceful slumber.

[kirbybecomesastarwarrior]

Yo! Lady Celestine! Have you ever heard about the Aeon "Hero"?

Sorry, I can't explain or reveal Celestine's opinion of Galacta just yet (that would be too much of a spoiler)... Though I will explain their coloration with each other.

So as the story goes:

Celestine never met Galacta before she was sealed away for 1000 years but she indirectly had a hand in Galacta's tragedy.

You see, Sir Uther got a small glimpse of Kirby's prophecy before Celestine ripped his eye out to stop him... (her prophecies tend to be vague in nature...) All he could see was that the star warrior was pink. (The warrior that was predicted to end Nightmare & his reign.) -

So basically, all Uther saw was pink when he saw Galacta (and that he had been born with immense power). He immediately assumed it was him... it wasn't. And there's a reason she never saw him in any of her visions it's due to his powers of being the temporal warrior. (Which I will touch on a later day.)

More details of the incident in her boi~

And I didn't call Celestine The Greatest Mage in The Galaxy for nothing... it's purposely to reflect Galacta's status as The Greatest Warrior in The Galaxy. In truth, it's a play on and a nod to.

T.H. White, the Once and Future King -"Only fools want to be Great" (Merlyn speaking to young Arthur in the book...)

In a sense, the ancients told Galacta he was destined for greatness... Galacta believed in this notion. That it would be a key to happiness, thinking it would fulfill him and make him whole. He did become known as that, but it isolated him and left him empty. He did everything he was told and yet felt like this.

This is why he was so angry when he was unsealed... he hated the world for being so unfair to him.

Then we had Celestine, who had an unfortunate childhood, had her life span cut, and was deemed "broken. She had the most satisfying and fulfilling life. She made friends, forged a legacy... fell in love.

She didn't even want to be great...she just wanted her short life to mean something (to someone)... and became a legend (Merlyn) who spaned the test of time.

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hi :) i love you and your writing sm

could you do one with ethan (gf) where him and female reader are in a relationship and when he unmasks himself she’s like heartbroken and stuff with the prompts “you hurt me and i still trusted you” and like in the end where she kills him instead of tara in his death scene with the prompt “i guess we weren’t meant to be”

i’m sorry that’s like so much😭😭

Dying Wish

Ethan Landry GF x Reader |m.list

Summary : it's all in the request <3

Warnings: cursing, angst, character death, blood, gore,

word count: 1.7k

did not proofread

(also, omg! we reached 400 followers) Thank you so much! I literally love you all <3 I hope you enjoy this!

Your feet were glued to the floor, as if you stepped into a mouse trap. The glue pulling you down to the ground weakened your knees as you watched your boyfriend stand before you. He was in all black, holding that stupid mask in one hand and a bloody knife in the other.

He looked at all of you, Tara, Sam, and you. the boy standing in front of you wasn't the boy you fell in love with. No. The boy standing in front of you was a killer, he killed your childhood best friend, he was the one you ran to when you saw Anika's body lying there lifeless. he was the one telling you he'd protect you from all the bad in the world.

And yet there he was, standing just five feet away from you with an evil smile, and eyes darker than the black he wore. You didn't know who he was, he was a stranger, and you trusted him with everything.

"-Really runs in the fucking family doesn't it" his voice was ringing through your ears. The ringing getting louder and louder, "awe y/n don't look too sad" he raised his hands to his face making a crying motion with them.

"Fuck you!" Your voice shattered as you spoke. Baily laughed a your words. you hated them all they ruined your life all because they thought Richie deserved the ending he wanted.

Ethan and Quinn started to circle around you three. Baily walked around talking about how passionate Richie was about these killings, Sam was talking back yelling at Bailey, saying he's the reason Richie is a killer.

Quinn wasn't a fan of how she spoke of her brother, so she jumped forward, slicing the side of Sam's arm. As she tried to move away, she tripped, which pushed you towards Ethan. Pulling his arm back, he followed his sister's actions and swiped at your arms.

The feeling of your skin being ripped ran through your entire body. "fuck" you grabbed your arm putting pressure on the wound, Ethan smiled waving his hand in a no motion.

"If that hurt just wait for what I'm going to do to you later" your eyes were flooding with tears. You wanted to scream and yell at him, you wanted to yell at yourself for even thinking about the future with him.

Things had started to pick up, Bailey was after Sam, while Quinn went to Tara, which left Ethan after you.

You ran behind one of the cases that held the past victim's belongings, "You have no idea how long I've dreamt of killing you, feeling the knife pierce your skin, if you think you have it easy, you're about to be proven wrong." Pushing one of the mannequins into him you made a run for it. "Bitch" he grabbed the mannequin throwing it to the side as he chased you.

You saw Sam running to the stairs, going after her you saw Tara right behind you. Quinn was lying on the floor holding her side, "she got what she deserved" Tara's voice was shallow and airy from all the running. You couldn't help but laugh just a little as he ran up the stairs.

Kirby had showed up once again, stopping in front of Ethan she was about to shoot, but Bailey's voice distracted her allowing Ethan to jump at her and stab her. "Do you remember this?" in one switch motion he pulled the knife out again and stabbed her.

"Ethan, enough get the others!" Bailey yelled at his son from the stage Ethan looked over and noticed everyone was on the second floor. A wicked grin showed on his face as he noticed Quinn cornering the three of you. "Give it up sweetheart" You looked down and saw Ethan standing below you, he was covered in blood your, Tara's, and Chad's.

The anger toward him kept building over time, and as you looked at him it made it worse. "Asshole!" you saw a tool that was abandoned on the top floor. Picking it up you threw it at him, "You hurt me, and yet I still fucking trusted you" he moved just in time before the tool could hit him.

"Boo get over it!" his voice was strained from him looking up at you. "it's time sweetheart" he then pointed to Quinn; she was slowly moving toward you. Tara tried to hold her back as much as she could, Sam had a gun from Kirby, but it was jammed. you tried to help Tara as much as you could. taking a piece of wood that was lying around you swung it. Hitting Quinn in the back she yelled out, "Fucking bitch" but right as you hit her your foot got caught on a broken chair.

As your foot got stuck, that allowed Quinn to stab you in the leg. The feeling of the knife digging into your leg caused you to scream. Quinn was satisfied at hearing you scream, so she pulled the knife down, creating a bigger wound. Your entire thigh had been ripped open. "Get the fuck off me!" You tried to push her off but with your foot stuck any movement would throw you over the edge.

Tara heard your scream and came running, another piece of wood slammed on the back of Quinn's head. She let go of the knife, the warmth of your blood running down your leg, your mind becoming foggy. You were losing too much blood.

Before you could even realize what happened, your body fell backward. You stumbled over the chairs and fell over the edge, your hands grabbing the frame before it was too late. Sam finally got the got the gun to work, just as Quinn got up. "Give it up," her forehead and mouth covered in blood, half of it probably being yours.

Just as Quinn started running to Sam, she pulled the trigger. Your ears echoed from the bang; a long thud followed after. "Holy shit," Tara stood there for a second, looking at Quinn's dead body.

"Oh baby, come on, let go! Let me have you, " your ears focused on Ethan's voice. He was right below you holding his knife up. "Come on.... I'll make it quick... Maybe, " he laughed as he saw you slowly losing your grip.

Sam and Tara ran to you to help, but right as they reached you, Bailey ran up the stairs. "You monsters!" He got down on his knees as he saw his daughter lying there dead. "You killed her!" His voice shook the room as he yelled. "You will pay for this!"

Tara told Sam to go and deal with Bailey as she tried to help you. "No, Tara, you have to help your sister. Let me go" her eyes watered as she looked at you.

"Yeah, come on, Tara, let her go! I dare you!" Ethans voice screamed at her.

"No y/n I can't do that!" Tara's hands were slipping as they held yours. The mixture of blood and sweat, making it hard.

"Tara, let me go!" Your voice was shaking, the fear now kicking in. But you were ready, Ethan was after you, and there was no way out of it. You had to face him. "I'll be fine, just please, you have to let me go." As you spoke, your eyes followed the knife in Tara belt loop. Her eyes following yours, finally understanding.

"Come on Tara don't be such a bitch let her go. Let me kill her!" Ethan, tired once again to jump up and get you, but you moved too fast for him.

"Okay," Tara agreed she reached down, grabbed the knife, and slipped it in your hand. "Good luck. I'm sorry. " A small tear slipped from her eyes as she realized you and Sam were all she had left.

She let go of your hands. Dropping down, you could hear Ethan laugh with excitement, the feeling of your body free falling, and Ethan right below scared you, but you were ready.

In one swift motion, you managed to turn your body, landing on Ethan. "Fuck" pain shot from your leg as you tried to get up.

"Mmm, I have you all to myself!" Ethan's voice haunted you as you closed your eyes from the pain. The knife Tara had given you was just a foot away from you. Crawling to it, you rushed before Ethan realized. Slowly standing up, your fingers grazed it as Ethan sliced the back of your thigh from lying on the ground.

Following you, he got up. "There's nowhere to run. You're mine. " As he reached for you, you turned with the knife in your hand. Catching him off guard, you stabbed the knife into his mouth. As he fell to his knees, he looked at you with stupid puppy brown eyes.

"You're a killer, and I loved you. What a piece of shit," you twisted the knife, which caused Ethan to whine and cry out. Tears streamed down his face. "I guess we weren't meant to be." Once more for luck, you twisted the knife again, pulling it out, and his blood splattered all over your face. Your hands dropped the knife, shaking, as you struggled to keep yourself up you stared at his lifeless body.

Your heart shattered as you looked at him. He was everything to you, and you killed him. Was your head spinning with the memories or was it because you were dizzy. You couldn't figure it out. As you tried to reach Tara and Sam, your vision went black.

Your body became too heavy to take another step, collapsing on the floor as everything slowly became numb.

[phoebelovingcare]

tumblr user phoebelovingcare I am so curious, what is the issue with kirby time travel? has there been a significant use of it anywhere in the series?

the current problem with time travel in kirby is that it DOES exist, but is undefined.

"time-space transport" is a quote from Star Dream - clockwork stars are not only capable of travelling things through time, but have done so in every game they've appeared in, both times in reference to Galacta Knight. Speaking of Galacta Knight, they have been stated to be banished OUTSIDE of space and time.

think about that for a second. being outside of space and time. that is called Not Existing. how does someone end up in that situation? a schrodinger's puffball? incredibly relevant to history, but never directly quoted or witnessed in any main timeline?

The Lor Starcutter is ALSO stated to be a time machine on miiverse. backed up in that post by the fact that you can see it in the background of galacta's time-rip attacks in Robobot. The specific wording of it was that two Lors could meet at once, one from the future and one from the past.

which brings me to Magolor. the only other character who follows the same rules as Galacta Knight - there is only one of him in any timeline or universe, he remembers everything that happened in his relative past, and he must be brought to or travel to a timeline or universe to exist in it. the owner of the Lor Starcutter. which he shares a name with.

another major instance of this is rifts formed by Fecto Elfilis and Elfilin. they canonically experience time dilation - it's said that Dedede searched for Kirby for MONTHS before giving up and ending up possessed. Waddle Dee Town was already founded and then destroyed in the time it took Kirby to fall through a rift and stumble upon it the same day. Months of NewWorld time is minutes of Popstar time.

this dilation is also implied when Elfilin closes the rift tearing the two planets apart. I counted - it took 21 seconds for Clawroline to "nurse him back to health," and for him to be strong enough to create a rift back to Popstar. 21 is divisible by 7, possibly meaning it took 3 days or 3 weeks for Elfilin to recover and that 7 seconds is either a day or a week in NewWorld time.

beyond this point lies heavier speculation.

in the Kirby series, there are two different planets in two very different conditions that are BOTH following the trope of post-apocalyptic Earth. Both NewWorld and Shiver Star exist simultaneously and directly contradict each other. Unless... you take into account the portal travel and time dilation. It's entirely possible that trying to fly to Earth from Popstar (including crystal-shard portaling) gets you Shiver Star simply because of the ABSENCE of time travel. you need the time dilating aspect of a worldeater portal to get you to a living earth. using this logic, they might be the SAME PLANET. i like this theory a lot.

another theory of mine that i like a lot: Magolor built the Lor Starcutter.

"but didn't he excavate it? you don't think he'd lie about THAT, do you?" no. I don't.

I think he built the Lor and accidentally sent it back into the ancient past, where it was buried and dug up by his past self, who learned every aspect of it and eventually built a replacement when he lost access to that ship, and then accidentally sent it back into the ancient past, where it was buried and dug up by his past self, who learned- you get the point.

here's the thing. there is no world where hal thought this deeply about any of this. i'd give anything for a formal lore bible leak but honestly at this point i don't think they even have one and they're just making shit up as they go. that's why i, phoebelovingcare, am running for director of HAL labs,

[7grandmel]

Rip of the week: 20/01/2025

Watching Spongebob and Kirby Super Star

Season 8 No Album Release (Read More) Cocoa Cave (US Version) - Kirby Super Star

Ripped by PBandJam

Many years ago, during its first-ever Season, SiIvaGunner released the rip Light Plane (Krabby Mix); a rip that I, in my review and analysis of it just a few weeks ago, described as perhaps the best SpongeBob-related rip of its time. Utilizing a simple concept, a recognizable song, and an immediately identifiable and funny source all at once, Philiponbread created an all-time classic using naught but the bare essentials. Yet writing that post got me thinking of what lies on the opposite end of the spectrum; what would qualify as the best SpongeBob rip of TODAY, one made with years upon years of refinement in ripping prowess? Part of that thought process was, of course, also motivated by remembering how Season 8 in particular had an entire SpongeBob event occur during it, which gave my question more answers than I could have ever hoped for. There were tons of possible picks I could have had for today's post, but ultimately it was Watching Spongebob and Kirby Super Star that stuck with me most; standing out as the clearest expression of just how far SpongeBob-posting has come in the years since Light Plane (Krabby Mix).

Indeed, while Light Plane (Krabby Mix) was moreso teetering on the edge of being a YTPMV though its approach of pitch-shifting one snippet of audio alongside the original track's music, Watching Spongebob and Kirby Super Star is almost overwhelmingly maximalistic in its approach as evident from just the first few seconds. Despite all falling under the same umbrella term, the art of making YTPMV covers so many different approaches; For instance, there's rips like (YTPMV) Bob​-​Omb Battlesources which give a sense of ping-ponging between different sources by the second, while rips like Going Somewhere Jerma? and Everything Circus use a consistent, themed set of sources throughout their entire runtime. All YTPMVs are, in some form, rearrangements, which rips like Chillin' Like A Villain and its WANO-ilk embrace to a point where that underlying chaos that defines the genre almost starts to disappear from that equation. At the direct opposite of that almost elegant style or arrangement, then, we find the embodiment of said chaos, the definition of the aforementioned maximalism; with rips like my dearly beloved Crompton Racing, or indeed, Watching Spongebob and Kirby Super Star. Like rearrangement rips, every part of the original song is taken into consideration – Lead, bass, percussion, etc. – yet, rather than the approach of unassuming coherence, these are the kinds of rips that lean wholesale into cacophany; using as many sources of as many different kinds as possible, each source being picked out on a "what would be funny"-like basis. From there it's effectively just a matter of how hard the YTPMVer wants to dial in; into total insanity along the lines of LAST YTPMV��^​2 OF 2016, or into something that still holds on to a shred of sanity.

The most standout thing about Watching Spongebob and Kirby Super Star beyond its broad-strokes direction is the care taken in the sources used; what at first appears like a cacophany of sources taken everywhere from SpongeBob itself to funny online videos and memes, soon clicks as all being under one theme; It's ALL SpongeBob posting. The percussion and bass are from the SpongeBob movie and show respectively, yes; but the TikTok that plays as the lead melody, an all-time favorite source of mine, is very specifically connected to SpongeBob as well, containing the lyric "Chilling on the weekend like usual / Watching SpongeBob and Scooby Dooby Doo". The high-tempo soundscape of Kirby music being used as the framework for all of these sources to fit into has an almost inherently comedic value to it, in a way I've alluded to back on rips like Kirby Joins the Circus!; it's the kind of whimsical soundscape that elevates YTPMV sources to sounding even more absurdly funny than they already are. As mentioned, the Gym Music TikTok source is one of my most cherished sources of all time, and the realization that it was eligible for SpongeBob day through seeing this rip made me embarrassingly giddy, only emphasized by how much fun the pitch shifting on it became through being aligned with Cocoa Cave's melody. This pattern only continues throughout the rip; The sudden appearance of the Whip and Nae Nae of Whip Fortress fame baffled me at first brush, only for the visuals remind me that, oh RIGHT - Silento DID make a Nickelodeon-themed (SpongeBob included) Whip and Nae Nae variant for Labour Day Weekend!

This all follows what I think, crucially, most separates SpongeBob rips of today from SpongeBob rips of yesteryear; The sources have gone from being in tribute to just SpongeBob itself to also referencing so many parts of SpongeBob's meme culture. Of all cartoons in the world, perhaps only The Simpsons rivals the absolute outreach that the Sponge has on internet posting; So many quotes, so many clips, so many gifs and so many absurd videos have been shared and made and posted in tribute to the show. Light Plane (Krabby Mix) was only truly scratching the surface, of just one of SpongeBob's many many many holds it has on the internet world; every little source from Watching Spongebob and Kirby Super Star – the knee-slap percussion, the stepping-on-the-beach song, the NO-NO-NO-NO!'s, the use of that one Patrick soundbyte that Sans Undertale's voice was sampled from – feels like it can be mentally traced back to some week, month or year on the internet, be it social media or YouTube or forums or discord, where it was THE funny thing to be sharing. It took until a rip like this, so dense with audio information all layered atop one another in a way that teeters on the incomprehensible whilst remaining a genuinely fun listen, for me to realize just how MUCH SpongeBob has its roots in the internet world.

PBandJam is a ripper that doesn't strike often, but has a damn good grasp of what he's doing; with this and Wind Scene (Short Version) - Chrono Trigger alone he pretty much immediately cemented SpongeBob Day as one I'll remember even as someone who hasn't really watched much of the show. There's something to be said about that attachment I still hold to SpongeBob, despite not growing up with it, despite not getting that same nostalgic kick out of Ocean Man and CG Man HD Remastered Edition as everyone else, but because the means in which he's been wielded by the internet is one that feels timelessly appealing. Lots of the sources in Watching Spongebob and Kirby Super Star are ones you could call stupid bullshit; But it's stupid bullshit that I and millions of others got to be part of and laugh alongside during its moments of online relevance. And isn't that feeling, truly, what SiIvaGunner is all about?

[lawyermurderer]

Kirby Paper Theaters

Ever since I got paper theaters I really wanted to make more but only the Kirby ones. I do like the looks of the other ones buuuuuuuut Kirby. So I thought since I recently got myself a Cricut off of fb marketplace I’m gonna make a Kirby paper theater for fun and I’m making it out of one of my artworks :D

Why am I making them?

You see there are only six Kirby paper theaters in existence, as far as I know, and I only have 3 of them, for now.

I am getting two more but the 6th one, Ice Kirby, is OUT OF STOCK EVERYWHERE I LOOK.

It’s fine I’m fine I’m so chill 🥲

I’m also making them because I need to do something before I die of boredom/stress from everything else in life. But I think all the layers are gonna kill me before all that.

For this I’m using Adobe Fresco because I’m able to create vector graphics instead of Procreate’s raster graphics. I heard it does a better cut so that’s why I’m using Fresco. This is going to be 4x8cm or bigger depending on how well I can cut details. Also adding in a foreground that wasn’t in the original artwork but it looks weird right now so it’s gonna need a bit of work. I’m not sure what type of paper the Kirby ones are made of but I think it’s card stock.

I also need to see how this cuts on the Cricut because idk how small it can cut and I’m worried if I make the pieces to small the paper is gonna rip when it’s cutting.

I’m also planning on making other paper theaters based on fandoms I really like, but that’s gonna take a bit because classes are starting soon and I’m gonna be stressed about that. So for now it’s just gonna be Kirby.

Thank you for coming to my rant talk

[starrymagoverse]

PROJECT: MAGO-VERSE

Magolor from Kirby's Timeline fused himself with the Lor Starcutter, taking on its identity. While fusing with the ancient ship, the time-travelling powers were unable to be controlled by him in time, causing a rift all the way into Another Dimension, a black hole ended up ripping through and consuming and destroying Kirby's Timeline to nothing. It left Lor in the void, but caught up to another portal in desire to corrupt that place with his newfound power.

The portal led him to a pretty planet, Stelacauda. A while's stay taught him that there was a whole "civilisation" of beings just like himself, while not formed with a ship, other Magolors? He came to conclusion there was a Magolor of this "Magoverse", named Epi. Watching closely, he slowly learned a little about him, and seemed just like him, but with a kind soul.

There were remnants of the Master Crown split into two while combining in Epi's leftover power, half-siblings born, Soul and Parricida. Soul, the sister, was made up of everything good about the crown, thus owning more power. Parricida on the other hand, the brother, was made of the negative power from the sentient crown.

This caused Parricida's behaviour to alter and turn him into an antisocial being, forcing himself to grow away from the society he lived in, and often displaying his selfish needs. His sister could only watch from afar, in willingness to change his ways.

Lor also figured that there was still joyous whimsy to be felt in this world. It annoyed him greatly upon realisation that there was an amusement park of Stelacauda, ran by an annoying, bouncy, creature that looked all too similar to himself. His name was Nugs, and Nugs always boasted that it was his purpose to purge the sadness in this world, and to save everyone from suffering. The fact that Nugs was all too similar to Kirby even angered Lor.

And then he came around to look at someone who wasn't too known. One more fellow standing out to him, Shoppeski. The owner of the Stelacaudan Shoppe, full of weapons and precious materials. No one participated in so much combat though, so he didn't get many customers there. Lor shared mutual disliking to Nugs with Shoppeski, and as time progressed, he figured he could use a little vulnerable spot of Shoppeski's to purge this pathetic Timeline of its existence.

[ohraicodoll]

i just wanna start off by saying i am obsessed with your feral reader series. ever since i started the show ive had a strong urge to write something with an unhinged character similar to your red but never found the energy to, and your work has fufilled that urge lol.

anyways i was just wondering, if you think ellie would ever lash out at red for her selflessness? ellie obvs has abandonment issues, and as her and reds relationship evolves i can see ellie start to become more and more frustrated with reds lack of will to live. simply because ellie doesnt think she could handle loosing red.

what are your thoughts?

Thank you so much! I'm just so thrilled people enjoy it all and the character! I think it would take a while for Ellie to lash out. Joel makes himself an easy target, but its almost more intimidating with Red. But I think it would take them being settled in Jackson for a while, Ellie realizing she's going to be with them for the rest of their lives, and seeing how Red is still being reckless with herself before she finally snaps. Because it's not getting through to her that she matters and is needed. And because yall are so nice, here's a little drabble of it! (I live purely off yalls comments and messages and tags like a fanfic Kirby)

(Feral Masterlist)

The walk back into town was quiet, tension filling the space between the three as they turned in their horses to the stables and made the walk back to their house. For once Ellie wasn’t talking, wasn’t chatting their ears off, didn’t even make mention of the new book they had found that she had been eager to grab since it was the first of the series. Not the third or the second or fifth. First. A rare find. No, instead she was walking ahead of them, face pinched and moving with a heavy stomp with each step. Joel wasn’t in a much better mood, brow heavily furrowed and scowling at the ground. She was used to their lackluster sunshine attitudes. It’s not like she was much better, but now it seemed distinctly aimed at her. She was left to pick up the rear behind them, trying to ignore the looks of the townsfolk as they stared at her, gritting her teeth. She knew Joel was angry, but Ellie seemed to be as well and that felt odd. It had been a quick scout. They’d been trying to search further and further away from Jackson to comb through whatever resources they could. Eventually they would do farther scouts out of state, but they wanted to make sure everything had been picked clean. The area had already been swept multiple times and Ellie had wanted to come with them, saying she didn’t want to get soft and lose sight of what it was like out there. They’d let her come. It wasn’t a new spot and they both were there. If she was safe with anyone, it was them. But they hadn’t counted on infected moving into the area, traveling there. There’d been a few and when Ellie had accidentally tripped and fell, one going for her, she’d tackled it to keep her away. They’d wrestled hard until her knife found its home in its head and it had slumped off of her. It wasn’t anything out of the usual. They’d had closer scrapes and harder fights on the way to Utah. But Joel had ripped into her on the way back for pulling a stupid move instead of shooting it, for the thousandth time since she’d known him, and Ellie had been quiet the entire way back. She was used to Joel’s anger, but wasn’t sure about the teenager’s. Ellie was hardly ever mad at her and she wasn’t sure how to feel now that she was its target. They both entered the house ahead of her and she quietly shut the door behind them, chewing on her lip, feeling the tension build. Ellie threw her backpack into the corner of the living room roughly, stomping towards the connecting kitchen. Joel caught her eye and then shook his head, huffing before dumping his own pack in the downstairs bedroom. “So I have to deal with both of you being pissy?” In the safety of their home, she could be more direct. But there was no confidence in her voice, the sarcasm flimsy. Even with them, she had a hard time communicating sometimes. 

Ellie slammed her hand down on the kitchen and spun to face her, cheeks red with anger, “You can’t do that, Red!” She swallowed her sigh, back stiffening as she clenched her jaw, “Do what?” The teenager growled out a loud groan and stomped back to her, using as much of her height as she could to get into her face, “Be that reckless! Joel gets after you all the time and you keep doing it!” “Ellie,” she bit out sternly, but the girl didn’t stop. Joel stood in the back, looking at the scene but not interfering, arms crossed as he leaned against the wall. He would be no help to her. “Why didn’t you shoot it?” Ellie shouted, “You could have gotten bit! I’m immune but you’re not and you just fucking threw yourself on top of it!” “Yes, you’re immune, but it can still hurt you,” she argued back and put her hands on her hips, not knowing how to fight with the one person who seemed to be her constant defender. It seemed obvious. Ellie was in danger so she stopped it. She wasn’t sure why this was suddenly not okay. “So what! We get hurt all the time, but it can kill you!” Ellie’s voice was rising and she could see her shaking, lips pinching and eyes getting glossy. Her throat caught, a lump forming at seeing the passion and anger in the kid’s face as she adamantly continued to argue even as her voice choked up, “If it bit you, we’d have to fucking put you down. Do you get that? And then I’m stuck with fucking Joel alone and who the fuck is gonna take care of us?” Her eyes lifted to find Joel’s as Ellie shuddered, ducking her head and trying to swallow her tears. His face had softened, some of the anger gone, lips pursed. The look was frustration, exhaustion, sad pulling his lips down. So many times he’d yelled at her to stop being so careless, to stop treating herself as if she didn’t matter, and she had shrugged it off. Because Ellie was all that mattered. If something happened to her, she had Joel and it would be fine because they had each other. They had each other before she showed up and they would have each other after. But there was no mission anymore, no goal to get her to the Fireflies, nothing. There was only life. Living in Jackson together for the rest of their lives. She was still throwing herself in harm’s way though, because even if Ellie wasn’t going to save the world, she was her kid. And she couldn’t let anything happen to her. She hadn’t considered what it would do to Ellie if she was gone. Had remembered her argument with Joel when he tried to pass her off to Tommy. Everyone had left her or was dead. The tears won out and Ellie’s shoulders shook even as she desperately tried to look tough and hold it together. She didn’t say anything, didn’t console her that it would be okay. She just ran her hand over her hair and tucked her head into her chest. Ellie’s arms were a vice as she wrapped them around her waist, a steel band around her body, the flood gates opening as sobs broke through and she cried into her shirt. She only held her tightly, combing her hand over the loose strands of her ponytail and resting her head on hers. “I’m sorry,” she whispered, feeling her shake even harder, “I’m sorry.” Through her muffled sniffles, so quiet she almost didn’t catch it, she heard the reply, “Don’t leave me.” Her heart broke a little and she watched as Joel came a little closer. In that way they always could communicate silently, always seemed to be on the same frequency, she understood the look on his face. His eyes flickered to the kid in her arms, staring at her with a sigh, but looking back at her and giving her a nod. “Do better for her,” it seemed to say. She swallowed hard, pressing her face into Ellie’s hair, before nodding back. “I will.”

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My OC for @kirbyoctournament second tournament

💀[Necro knight]💀

Lore:at the start of the skull gang in ancient times, their first target was a small green planet which had nobody living on it but a farmer puffball with very small bat wings

When Necrodeus took the light away the farmer flied to the sky and attacked Necrodeus, the first necromancer in retaliation killed the puffball and the skully’s kept the corpse despite Necrodeus, objection they said it was a trophy of the first victory of the skull gang

Necrodeus reluctantly kept it, treating the remains with respect since he respected how the farmer flied towards him and his army for his farm even if he also thought that was stupid

Fast forward Necrodeus has just been defeated at the end of mass attack, and Necrodeus knowing he needs to be stronger if he wants to defeat Kirby the next time

He uses several years to create a weapon based of the legendary Aeon Hero even he feared, and to make said weapon he used the corpse of his first murder to create Necro knight, a being made to destroy entire suns and fight at the level of Morpho knight itself

Personality:Necro knight does not have the soul of the original pull ball, but instead it’s entire systems is made out of ancient artifacts Necrodeus created and insect like monsters also created by Necrodeus (like Centipedes, flies, scorpions, spiders, etc) because of it, it acts like a rampaging monster which kills everything on sight and finds pleasure in chaos and destruction but Necrodeus always has it under control so it’ll won’t do a Galacta knight and destroy the Universe. It also loves to violently rip Skullord apart since the pig is the only person Necrodeus allows him to torture (because Skullord is super annoying)

Powers:Necro knight despite having several weapons his very clumsy using them, just waving them around or using them in overly aggressive ways like a animal or robot which knows it has to use the weapon but doesn’t know why or how he outside of using the blades

It’s also able to expulse the bugs (aka it’s organs) to help it on battle, some of them being of massive sizes

It’s also able to shot violent bursts of lasers out of its body similar to Galacta knight attacks but a lot less controlled and more like the energy just pouring out of it in the form of explosions which shot projectiles

It’s also very good in hand to hand combat, usually preferring to punch enemies but necrodeus always forces it to use weapons

It’s Gigantic wings (made by Necrodeus experiments) are 10 times stronger than Meta knight’s wings meaning they can block attacks and even cause storms with him just talking a flight (luckily it barely uses them and instead uses magic to float)

And finally it can regenerate from any injury with enough time until the central bug aka its artificial soul is destroyed

Necro-Galaxia:out of all its weapons the blade is the strongest since necrodeus gave it the ability to devour souls (which also devour the entire creature) to make Necro knight stronger, of course if Necro knight is slayed the souls will be freed (note: the sword only works as a way to put the souls inside of necro knight, so if someone else uses it to absorb a soul the sword will just make necro knight stronger)

Extra:the most important bug forming Necro knight is the Butterfly since it’s the artificial soul and the thing holding together all the bugs, if destroyed all other bugs will disappear and Necro knight will fall to the ground like a empty bag

[writing-rat]

Birthday Girl (Sam Carpenter X GN! Reader)

Today was Sam’s birthday, and you were excited to help her celebrate it. You had gotten up about 5 am to get everything prepared, setting up the decorations. You even recruited Tara and Quinn to help you as you were setting up banners, the other 2 doing balloons and placing stuff on the walls too. 

You were soon starting in the kitchen, getting some bacon and sausages out. You smiled as you liked cooking, especially when it was such a special occasion. You put some music on in the background as you hummed along, tapping your foot. “Balloons are done as well as pictures on the wall. Want me to get the cake?” Tara asked quietly. You nodded.

“Go with Quinn and get her some cigarettes, Sam’s running low,” you responded quietly to which Tara nodded and went to Quinn as they left.

You soon finished food as you were putting it on the plate. Using one hand, you held it and went over to Sam’s room and put it on the side table. You were soon rubbing her shoulder and kissing her neck, hearing the front door open and smiled gently. They were back in time. At this point it was 8am. “Hey babe,” she mumbled out after a bit more kissing.

“Morning,” you respond and kiss her gently. Sam in return wrapped her arms around your waist and kissed you chastely. She soon started to eat.

“You should get ready for today babe. We are doing 4 things today,” you said to her after she finished eating. Sam whined but did as told, knowing you had planned this day for months. She wanted it to be perfect for you and her as well. She was soon stretching as she changed into a pair of ripped jeans and a tank top as it was a hot day. You couldn’t help but look her down before shaking your head and looking at the pile of gifts where Tara was sitting on Quinn’s lap eagerly grinning. 

“Hey lovebirds,” Sam greeted. “What’s the first thing on your list of to-do’s?” Sam asked, grinning at you, kissing your forehead.

“Gift opening,” you spoke and sat down. Sam took the space next to you as she was looking at the pile. 

“The bin will be full,” was all she responded with before starting.

-

Tara and Quinn had gotten Sam some Vinyl records and a Vinyl player. Chad got Sam a new denim coat. Mindy got Sam some new headphones since Sam’s old pair had broken. Kirby had gotten them a DVD player with a lot of different films, also gifting all the Stab films. Gale got Sam a therapy book as well as a plushie to cuddle when needed. Sidney got her a few new sweaters as Ethan also gave her some new jeans and even a hoodie he had seen Sam look at constantly but never had enough. Meanwhile you had gotten her a speaker for both a TV and any device with bluetooth. 

She hugged Tara and Quinn tightly before she was holding you tighter and was rubbing your back. She was thanking you all as she soon sat down, just cuddled up. “Well, we will see you love birds later on tonight,” Quinn spoke and was tugging Tara away who whined about a last hug but she never got it. 

“What’s the next surprise?” Sam asked curiously. 

“You’ll find out. Can I borrow your car for the time being?” You ask the taller girl, who immediately hands over her keys. You proceed to put on your trainers as she puts on her boots, soon setting off for the car. Once in, you start driving, knowing where the place was. 

-

You soon arrived at the destination and her eyes had lit up with glee. She knew where she was and loved you even more. “I love you so much,” Sam exclaimed then kissed you gently as she was holding your sides. You kissed back before you soon got out before walking out to the cafe with Sam. 

Sam was holding your hand as she was walking in and was smiling. The cafe was called ‘The Weathervane’ and it had lots of options for Sam to choose since she was a bit of a picky eater. You soon sat down as Sam knew what she was going to have. She was going to have some sausages with pancakes and also a bit of bacon. You on the other hand would have your favourite food. 

You was kissing her cheek as you smiled, wanting her to be happy as she also ordered some coke with a smile. You proceeded to order your favourite drink too, holding her thigh gently. She smiled as she was holding your hand, looking at you with so much love and trust. “Have I told you how much I love you?” she asked, tracing your jaw with one hand and you smiled as she did so. “You have a lot in the time we have been dating my love,” you answered as you then kissed her genuinely. She smiled.

Soon the food came as you was talking about her dreams and smiled as you saw it. The 2 of you dug in immediately as you were just enjoying the company together. It took about 30 minutes for both of you to finish your food before you held her hand, paying for the meal. You then handed Sam an envelope. “Open it,” you informed her. She blushed as she was obeying immediately, then her jaw dropped once she saw it. 

Tickets to the Empire State building, specifically the observation deck. It was to the top decks. “I love you so fucking much,” she spoke immediately. You just smiled.

-

Soon the 2 of you had arrived to the building, and she was in awe at how big it was. Sure, she had passed it but she never fully looked at it. She was soon looking at you, tears in her eyes but she would never admit that. She was showing how much she loved you with the stare she gave you. You walked her inside as she was stood in shock admittedly.

You was soon in the line as you was humming, whispering sweet things in her ears as she leaned into you, letting you do anything. She was happy to let herself be taken care of only on her birthday so she allowed it. She was soon starting to rub your knuckles as you was holding her hand.

Soon you had access to go up to the top floor as Sam practically dragged you there. You just laughed and let her as you were happy to be dragged by her. You was soon in the elevator as she held you against her, wrapping her arms around your waist gently. “I love you so fucking much,” she mumbled in her ear being soft. She was soon kissing you gently as you kissed back before the bell dinged, indicating you were there. 

She was the first to get out, as she was looking over the edge almost immediately and smiled. “I never thought I would live to see this,” Sam admitted, looking down with a small smile. “I… thank you for this experience,” she spoke, looking at you. “It is no problem my love,” you responded, letting her take all the time she needed.

-

After 2 hours, Sam finally went down as you had noticed the time. It was about 4pm and your next plan would happen within 2 hours so you did need to go down and get ready for dinner quickly. Luckily you had 1 hour when you was done getting ready. You walked out in some smart jeans and a button up top before you saw what Sam was wearing. She had on a dress that was black, and fit her nicely. She also had put some nice earrings in and had done her makeup. Your knees about buckled but you knew that the restaurant was a 20 minute walk away. “You look great,” you spoke blushing, putting your shoes on. That’s when Sam put on some heels and nodded. “You look nice yourself,” she spoke, kissing your cheek. You blushed bright red, soon leading the way to the restaurant. 

You both soon arrived, seeing Sidney, Gale, Kirby, Chad, Mindy, Ethan, Quinn, Anika and Tara at a table with party hats on. There were 2 more on the table, both clearly meant for you. She blushed as she was walking over and greeted everyone as she sat down. “Put the hat onnnn,” Tara whined out immediately as Sam chuckled then sighed, deciding to nod. She was putting the hat on as you followed after with it, everyone excitedly saying happy birthday to her. Everyone was happy, and Sam felt great. She felt wanted.

She felt loved. It was not a new feeling with you, but for everyone, it was a different feeling and she loved it. She felt found. She looked at you and was kissing you. “Thank you for making my birthday great,” she spoke to you.

[starflungwaddledee]

Okay you gave me permission so now it's time to go fully autistic

*inhale*

So something I'm really interested in (mostly for my Bandee x Marx bias) is that comic with Marx and Bandee interacting, like, what's their relationship in this au, how'd they get to that point and heck, what was even happening? also it kinda seems like Bandee may be the main guy in this au or is just really important which makes me happy as Bandee isn't treated the best by Nintendo at all (hell, Sakrai said he didn't add Bandee into smash because he didn't like him) so seeing Bandee get the spotlight always brings me joy

And about the Meta and Galacta comic, it seems like Bandee plays a factor here too, with the mention of him being what gets the most reaction out of Meta and that makes sense because canonically Bandee is the weakest of the four and most likely to die quite easily, so it would make sense for the others to be protective of him

ALSO META BEING SEALED AWAY AND GALACTA SAYING HE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF, I'M ASSUMING BANDEE, DOES THAT MEAN GALACTA TAKES META'S PLACE??? HELLO???

anyway hi im really invested and also your art is fucking astounding

hell yea, fully autistic! the best kind of message! thank you also for the sweet words about my artwork ahhh! but hoo boy isn't this The Ask Ever. okay, let's get into it!

Bandee is, i think maybe obviously, my most specialist little guy ever and everything i make is likely about him in one way or another. so you're correct that he is indeed the main guy in both these AUs; he is the central protagonist which i think he deserves!!

(but he does also go through the angst blender a bit, just like... a warning. i adore happy endings but before that i do tend to meat-grind my faves pretty well in the drama machine.)

clockwork heart is actually a spin-off of awtdy (we do a little AU-ception in my household) which is our* primary au. (*a lot of my au work and headcanons are fleshed out very collaboratively with my girlfriend! the initial concept for awtdy was her idea, which i then very meanly shoved my bandee-important agenda into lmao)

awtdy sets this basic alternate world-state: during the Haltmann invasion, Galacta Knight defeats Meta Knight in battle and makes a wish on Star Dream to trade places.

this causes all sorts of terrible fun problems for everybody and basically gives rise to a bad timeline that a lot of folks do not come out of intact (rip floralia)

the Meta Knight vs Galacta Knight comic covers an important turning point in the story, where Meta Knight lets slip that he cares about Bandee the way he cares for Kirby. Meta Knight has an especially strong reaction to this for two reasons:

one is because, as you said, of the three remaining heroes Bandee is the most vulnerable-- seasoned and experienced fighter he may be, but against someone like Galacta Knight? 💦 he's still ultimately just a mortal dude. this obviously puts him at terrible risk, because Galacta Knight also considers him far more expendable than Kirby.

"i'll take good care of him" is transparently a threat and not actually... you know, kind.

secondly is because (unbeknownst to Galacta Knight) Bandee uniquely remembers Meta Knight. he knows that the timeline is screwed up and Galacta Knight is not meant to be there, and is actively working to rescue his real dad mentor. Meta Knight knows that if he's found out, Galacta Knight won't hesitate to kill him.

suffice to say the guilt of this would drive him capital i Insane!

as for the Marx "hurt like hell" comic, I am actually sorry to have to tell you that that scene is their first ever interaction in this au! 😂 in this alternate version of the story Marx is also aware of the timeline fuckery (due to his existence as an eldritch, temporal little creature) and he tracks Bandee down late in the game with a risky trade offer; which Bandee refuses. that's what's pictured in the comic!

it goes on for quite a long ways after that; though I don't know if it'll tickle your ship dynamic quite right because Marx is mildly antagonistic towards Bandee (and everyone) the whole time. so while they are cursed to be Stuck Together By The Narrative they are not really close or even particularly friendly.

they do indeed interact in it quite a lot, and I personally think Marx would gladly shoot his shot if he was offered it; but Bandee is neck-deep in a different ship for the entirety of awtdy and is especially miserable/pining as hell throughout clockwork heart.

but that's okay because Bandee is, uh-- totally fine!! he's normal. he's fine. he's very very fine and things will be very very okay.

[sweetheartmotives]

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ Yandere Magical Girl ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

Desc and possible Cw: Yandere themes, bone breaking, Ripping off someone's head and putting it on a pole, obsession, and mentions of murder towards a date of yours.

Let me know if I missed any!

(Lucky Star Opening)

It was a normal Monday afternoon, you were on your way to class. You attend a rather fancy college, whether you're rich and got in that way or you got in for good grades.. It doesn't really matter at the end of the day. She's dotted on you and you can't do anything about it.

• Yandere Magical Girl who… became your friend by "accidentally" forgetting her pencil.

Tap tap! "Excuse me.. could I borrow a pencil?" She asks

• Yandere Magical Girl who… slowly but surely made her way into your life. Going from a simple acquaintance to a best friend.

"It's funny to think about sometimes, 2 months ago we were just two girls who sat next to each other. Now we're best friends!" Yumako chuckles. You were having lunch together, in the school courtyard.

• Yandere Magical Girl who… roots herself into your life, permanently. She's always around, and it's to the point where it feels strange whenever she's not by your side.

"Sorry! I was sick yesterday, it must've been miserable here without me!" Yumako jokes while grinning "Seriously though, let's eat together during lunch!" She smiles

• Yandere Magical Girl who… enjoys spending as much time with you as possible. Studying? Count her in! Even if it's boring, if she's by your side, she doesn't care.

"Oh? Studying? Let's do it together!" Yumako smiles

• Yandere Magical Girl who… secretly fights in the nighttime. During the daytime, she's your best friend who's always by you! During the nighttime, she's wearing a cutesy outfit you'd see in animes, specifically a magical girl anime.

• Yandere Magical Girl who… has a new purpose to fight. She doesn't fight for the purpose of saving the world anymore, she's fighting for the purpose of you and her having a world to live on so you both can get married and grow old together.

• Yandere Magical Girl who… likes to drive away your dates. She'll be touchy-feely and come with you to dates, therefore making your date uncomfortable. You're hers, she's fighting for YOU, You are her everything.

"A date??" Yumako gasps dramatically "With who? Where? When? Why? How?" She's asking so many questions "Let me come with! It'll be fun, I don't mind third-wheeling!" She smiles... it's a lie though. She hates third-wheeling. But it's okay, in the end, your date will be so uncomfortable that they'll leave and ghost you!

• Yandere Magical Girl who… would kill your dates. Oh, they tried getting you to do something you are uncomfortable with? Bone breaking time!! Skull crushing!! Meat grinder!!

"That's terrible (reader).. I'm so sorry they did that. Its okay, you'll probably never see them again!" Yumako says knowing damn well she killed your date the night before

• Yandere Magical Girl who… fights monsters and other evil entities all the time.. yet, if you were ever threatened or found out by one of her enemies, she would personally brutally murder her enemy. She will hang their head on top of a very tall pole.

"How do you know about (reader)? That's funny.. GOODNIGHT" The enemy's head is found severed from their body and stuck onto a pole.

• Yandere Magical Girl who… sounds like Mitsuri Kanroji! She's very soft spoken and sweet.

• Yandere Magical Girl who… brings you gifts all the time! Sweets, trinkets, plushes, etc.

"Here, I got this for you!" Yumako hands you a Kirby plushie "It got it since it was cute and sweet, just like you!"

• Yandere Magical Girl who… after a few weeks of thinking and planning.. decides to pull the ultimate move of all time. Even if you reject her..

• Yandere Magical Girl who… finally confesses.

"I love you (reader).. I always have. The love I hold for you is like no other! My love is pure and sweet, not lust-driven and deprived. (Reader) please accept me as your one and only, for all of time."

• Yandere Magical Girl who… in the end, would do anything for you. Destroy the world? You got it! Discover an alien species? On it!

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Welcome to the end credits! This is Yumako's new and improved fic! I hated how I wrote her other one and it made me so angry. I couldn't even read my own fic! It was so confusing! (𖦹ᯅ𖦹)

I hope you enjoyed reading as I enjoyed writing! (>ᴗ•) !

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