#Ridiculous names

[syxnewt]

no one told me escort and consort got their names changed

[trajyc-nhaymes]

I'll be having twin daughters soon, and I wanted to share my name thoughts 😘

At first, I thought I'd name them one of the following names:

Amanda

Annabelle

Arielle

Danielle

Elizabeth

Jasmine

Jennifer

Maria

Nina

Penelope

But then I realized that none of these are that unique. I mean, in the United States, and for reference there are thousands of different girl's names in the United States:

Amanda is the #475 most common girls' name in the United States.

Annabelle is the #222 most common girls' name in the United States.

Arielle is the #417 most common girls' name in the United States.

Danielle is the #273 most common girls' name in the United States.

Elizabeth is the #21 most common girls' name in the United States.

Jasmine is the #190 most common girls' name in the United States.

Jennifer is the #492 most common girls' name in the United States.

Maria is the #18 most common name in the United States.

Nina is the #525 most common name in the United States.

Penelope is the #1188 most common name in the United States.

So instead, I came up with the following names:

Ahryadneigh, because Ariadne is uncommon, and I wanted to spell it in a unique way.

Dymynyo because I've never met anyone who is named domino, and I want the name to be uniquely spelled.

Fhabyoulus because my babies are going to be ✨fabulous✨.

Odytii because my dad's unique and I wanted to honor him ❤️.

Haiyrould because my grandpa is named Harold and I've never met a girl named Harold, and I of course want it to be unique.

Ahatruajopendlopii, which is pronounced A-ha-tra-pen-lo-pee.

Vaiyolehdtt, which is pronounced Violet. Isn't it a gorgeous name😍?

Tymohthii, which would be pronounced Timothy, which I've never seen for a girl.

Peihnehlohpii, because I love the name Penelope, but I want to have a unique name for my children.

Ahderbangerahmbugemer pronounced add-er-bang-er-ham-ber-ger because I'd like for it to be unique.

Ohbythuwarhii, which I pronounce obituary.

Fashsyist, pronounced fash-ist because I thought it was an adorable name.

Which name is your favorite? So excited to have my new twin girls 😘

*Completely a joke. I'm not actually pregnant with twins. This blog is completely made up. Don't believe this bullshit post*

[jess-21990]

Dear Voltage,

Love the stories yall make....but I gotta ask....WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE NAMES OF PLACES & GANGS!? Cause these names are more girly than a damn pop girl group.....actually they kinda sound like a girl band! XD

Sincerely,

VERY concerned reader

P.s: Love the fact the situation is revolving around a hamster being taken for hostage....a mothafuckin hamster! XD

[sebeztappen]

happy baku race week to my fellow 1633s

[wigglebox]

Destiel Pride - Day 11; Truth

[solargeist]

flirting with your enemy out of costume so he doesn't know who you are

[neverendingspirals]

i think i watched the wrong challengers….

[kymsys]

goodbye summer, hello frieren! 🍂✨

( print also available in my ko-fi )

[steddieas-shegoes]

for @thefreakandthehair (and @vecnuthy and @wormdebut while we’re at it) because sometimes you help a baseball player through French class so they can stay on the team and then they end up on the Savannah bananas and you decide to put the fictional men into situations about it *shrugs*

Eddie was going to have to transfer out of this class. This was one of his easiest classes and it was filled with every jock on campus attempting to fill their foreign language requirement with French.

And they were all failing. And annoying. And obnoxious.

And a few of them were also hot.

But Eddie wasn’t gonna focus on that!

He was gonna finish today’s assignment and then head straight to the advising office to find another class that worked with his work schedule.

“Hey,” the guy next to him whispered as the teacher droned on about conjugating verbs. “Do you have any idea what the fuck the homework was?”

Eddie turned to glare at the person, but his face dropped when he noticed who it was.

The campus celebrity: Steve Harrington.

Couldn’t quite make it on the college baseball team, but managed to make the sort-of professional, but mostly joke team Hawkins Hooligans.

Eddie didn’t like sports, never had. He could appreciate that it took skill and whatnot, but he didn’t care much to watch it or make celebrities of people who were just really good at one very specific thing usually involving some kind of ball. But he could appreciate a joke. And this team had jokes.

Steve was actually apparently good enough to play pro, had even been scouted by the MLB his senior year of high school. One week before his professional tryout, he tore a muscle in his shoulder, had to sit for three months and had to do physical therapy for another three, and voila! No pro ball for him. No college either since he missed spring training.

But he still had skill, and he still had a father with a lot of pull in the business, even if it wasn’t quite enough to get him on the Yankees or whatever.

So he was biding his time on the Hooligans until next year when he could try out for the college team again, maybe increase his chances of a real pro career.

Eddie definitely hadn’t watched videos of him during their first few games of the season where they faced the Indy Idols and the Chicago Charades.

He definitely hadn’t gotten a weird flutter in his stomach when Steve had been the one to lip sync to Hot For Teacher while pretending his bat was a guitar.

He definitely didn’t have a crush on Steve.

“Uh. Dude?” Steve asked him again, shaking him out of his thoughts.

“Yeah. It was the study guide for the first quiz. Not due until next class though,” he whispered back.

“Oh. Thanks.”

Eddie turned his attention back to the professor, not really needing to pay attention since he already knew quite a bit of French.

A tap on his shoulder made him yelp, and the entire room turned to him. He waved apologetically before turning to Steve with a murderous look.

“What?” He hissed out.

“Do you understand this?”

“Yes and you probably would too if you stopped talking to me.”

Eddie was ignoring the voice in his head screaming at him to let Steve keep talking to him for as long as he wanted.

“I don’t think that’s it,” Steve huffed before sitting back in his seat and folding his arms across his chest. He mumbled something else that sounded like ‘I’m just stupid’ but Eddie couldn’t be 100% sure.

“A lot of this stuff is just English spelled a little differently.” Eddie sighed. “You could almost definitely figure it out if you took some notes.”

“Yeah, probably.”

Eddie’s brows scrunched together as he glanced at Steve’s red face.

Hm. There was definitely something to unpack here.

“You can borrow mine if you want,” Eddie offered as he watched the professor switch slides on the presentation. “I don’t really need them until the final.”

“Oh!” Steve sounded genuinely surprised by his offer, like he hadn’t been basically asking for help only a moment ago. “You don’t have to do that. I mean, it wouldn’t do much good for me anyway.”

“What do you mean?” Steve had Eddie’s full attention now.

“I’m. I-“ Steve sighed. “I’m dyslexic, man. Reading’s hard for me.”

Well, fuck. Eddie felt like an asshole now.

“Oh.” Eddie looked down at his scribbled notes, cringing at the thought of someone else trying to read them, let alone someone who already struggled with reading from a printed page. “Yeah, my handwriting is shit so it’d probably be useless to you. Shit, it’s almost useless to me.”

Steve snorted, immediately covering his mouth to avoid any more noise from escaping. Eddie could see he was still smiling though. His eyes were very expressive.

“Don’t you have accommodations?” Eddie asked him.

“Nah, my dad doesn’t believe it’s a problem.” Steve rolled his eyes. “Said I just need to focus more and it’ll ‘work itself out.’”

“He sounds like he’s a lot of fun at parties.”

Steve snorted again. “Yeah, a blast.”

“So you aren’t a natural at French?”

Steve shook his head. “I’m barely a natural at English.”

“I could help you?” Eddie was an idiot. An idiot with a crush on someone who would never be interested in anything he had to offer except tutoring.

“Help me? You’d help me?” Steve seemed eager, maybe a little desperate.

Eddie kinda liked that.

“I mean, yeah. If you’re actually willing to put in the work and not expect me to just do the work for you.”

Steve smiled. God, that was a nice smile. Eddie was absolutely fucked.

“I work well with a reward system,” he smirked. “If you’re willing.”

Eddie’s eyes widened momentarily as the realization sunk in that he’d just been flirted with.

By Steve Harrington.

“Oh, I can definitely work with that.”

Steve nodded once, grinned at Eddie as he picked up his pen and ripped off a small piece of his unused notebook paper. He scribbled something down and folded it once before handing it to Eddie.

“Let me know when I need to show up, Eds.”

Eddie unfolded the paper and nearly dropped it.

Stevie H. 555-555-0086 My dorm at 7? No clothes required

When Eddie looked back up, Steve was facing the front, seemingly paying attention to the lecture.

Eddie quickly pulled his phone from his pocket and put Steve’s contact info in. He could wait until after class to send him a text. He could.

Instead, he typed out something quick to hold them both over until later.

Studying naked is my favorite thing 😉

Steve’s knee nudged against his in response.

Maybe Eddie wouldn’t take that trip to advising after all.

And if he was featured on the next TikTok for the Hawkins Hooligans, with Steve fake serenading him in the stands, nobody had to know he didn’t really like sports.

He liked Steve, though. Even when Steve actually managed to play real competitive baseball. Even when Steve managed to get a spot on the Cubs.

Especially when Steve proposed to him during a game in maybe the worst recorded French of all time.

[antlergrave]

what the hell Peeta working at fazbear's 🤨🤨⁉️

[0wldn0]

Some Transformers rarepairs that I like 👉👈

[bunny-banana]

Fey women when they see Phoenix Wright

[beforeastorm]

SHIP NAME. Lou has spoken? Sort of? He'll vouch for Tevan or Kinley.

[fantasykiri5]

Who’re they heckling… (probably Etho)

[clown-eating-pig]

Somehow I completely missed the underlined portion of this conversation until just now 😭😭😭 he’s so funny when exactly was he “trying out” a middle name in conversation with Jon sksjdkcjmskxkskdmcjwjx 😭😭😭😭

[n1ghttrouble]

I love living in Finland bc wdym valtteri is dressed as santa in the supermarket😭😭