#Riddlebat

[missazura]

@punctuationprick

Riddle me this Batman: did last night truly meant nothing to you?

[fullsaw]

i am but a filthy riddlebat shipper

[shinyspanishgem]

Dick didn't know how it ended up like this.

The GCPD is covered with flowers, love letters, and postcards of almost all of the Gotham Rogue Gallery, all addressed to Batman.

It didn't help that Dick was the last to use the Batsuit that entire week, covering for Bruce so he could heal from an important shoulder injury. And hey, he was tired, taking off the Nightwing suit for the night only to be called to be the emergency replacement cought him off guard, and the next day he still had to keep the same routine to keep both Bludhaven and Gotham safe.

So yes, maybe he joked around with Bruce's villains too much, so sue him. But them interpreting that as genuine flirting was mortifying.

Sure, he *asked* the Riddler for riddles beacouse he was bored in the slower night of that week,but wasn't sending an engagement ring in response for their "magical night together" (15 minutes of indulging some riddling) a bit too much?

Fine, he joked that if he ever needs a lawyer he'll call Dent, but seeing him on national television arguing he should get his lawyer licence back is too far, since when do people listen to Batman the vigilante for legal advice? He seemed to be trying to turn his life around (without stoping his crimes,somehow) and the flowers were sent to Bruce directly.

Oh, so now you can't compliment a man's suit without the Penguin sending you his literal tailer wrapped up like a present? give him a break.

He asked Harley where she got the Hyenas (for Damian) and got into a discussion on how to properly love and raise exotic pets, and yes leaving a full grown tiger for him in Gordon's doorsteps is insane Harley (Battiger is nice though, Robin says thanks).

He though he was being sooo funny by giving Killer Croc a 'men fear me, fish fear me too' hat, now he keeps showing up in Bruce's patrols becacouse he thinks they are best friends now, or mates? he does NOT want to know.

He called Manbat 'cousin' just for giggles, the roumor has picked up and Bruce gets asked twice a week about it now, that one was on purpose. He left rats hanging from the GCPD precint like a cat, he prays to God Bruce doesn't become inervetedly attached to it, the Batcave is full no thank you.

Ivy had been nice, they just chatted about plants for a bit beacouse Dick's been thinking of getting a Bonsai, she was delighted and sent a starter kit.

He chatted with a goon about his daughter and how she's around Robin's age while waiting to ambush Clayface, and there's a chance he set Damien up for a playdate.

Only Catwoman caught on, beacouse Dick was uncomfortable with her flirting instead of going along, she told nobody.

[30-rats-in-a-trenchcoat]

ao3 writers will be like "sorry if its out of character i wrote this for myself when i was half asleep" and then its the most beautiful well thought out character analysis youve ever read

[urlocalrobber]

Does anyone wanna know abt my Riddlebat cowboy au 😞

[bianc0re]

Guess who

[mogamuncher]

"i want them to get married adopt a cat and be happy" wrong, I need them to kill each other with rocks and hammers

[tobaitfishwith]

habbbibirthday my silly riddling freak <3

[penofsteele]

If you have this dynamic, you're my favourite fictional character ship. There are requirements:

You have to have a dramatic breakup. (Necessary)

You have to sword fight (swords optional but preferred)

You have to be queer (listen, there's just something about the homoeroticism of sword fighting and rivalry)

You have to make me think you could be happy together if you'd JUST TELL EACH OTHER--

I am a simple man.

[indy829]

[ghostbxne]

inspired by him being silly in the year one comic (bro loves taking pictures)

[dspectar]

Harsh

[jackmustcry]

riddler as the Virgin Mary

[lazyartistunderscore]

Quick riddler painting :)

[egonkula]

he never leaves my mind

[bepoucorp]

MY EX IS CRAZY YALL!

thumbnail + a scrapped frame i liked