#Richardposting

[kindercelery]

Richard iii as a fish 🐟

Really? Thresher shark Richard III? IN THIS FISHING ECONOMY? He's gonna get cooked! (literally)

[dadsandhorror]

Richard loves Halloween because he’s a big softie and seeing people happy makes him happy, so his is the house you’d wanna go to for the XXL king sized chocolate bars.

David knows how to game the system and absolutely will drive his daughter to the rich parts of town so she can get those giant chocolate bars.

[rmelster]

How Ricardians see Richard going to battle

To battle!!!

[stock-images-of-ginger-man]

are those tattoos?

[malachia-il-bibliotecario]

AUMERLE, THOU WEEPEST, MY TENDER-HEARTED COUSIN

WE'LL MAKE FOUL WEATHER WITH DESPISED TEARS, OUR SIGHS AND THEY SHALL LODGE THE SUMMER CORN AND MAKE A DEARTH IN THIS REVOLTING LAND

OR SHALL WE PLAY THE WANTONS WITH OUR WOES, AND MAKE SOME PRETTY MATCH WITH SHEDDING TEARS?

AS THUS TO DROP THEM STILL UPON ONE PLACE TILL THEY HAVE FRETTED US A PAIR OF GRAVES WITHIN THE EARTH,

AND THEREIN LAID THERE LIES TWO KINSMEN DIGGED THEIR GRAVES WITH WEEPING EYES. WOULD NOT THIS ILL DO WELL?

WELL, WELL, I SEE. I TALK BUT IDLY, AND YOU MOCK AT ME

[discorddaddyrichard]

one of my favorite tropes(?) is when the villain secretly knows how terrible they are and feels so terrible about it that they cry onscreen

[catboyrightsdefender]

paul is my rammstein bias and richard is my bias wrecker

[multseybaby]

you guys thought i was gone huh.... resident richardposter multseybaby is back in town !!

[sherbovania]

couple’s costume 🦇

[discorddaddyrichard]

he was on to something

[kindercelery]

This is actually like one of my absolute favorite drawings of him that I've made so I hope y'all like it too

Og screenshot + alt

[dadsandhorror]

I’m bored and feeling cretinous, so uh-

Under the cut you’ll find a post detailing what it’s like to sleep with my OCs for the first time lmao

Sleeping with David for the first time is very awkward, honestly. As established, he’s not super great in bed, and he’s very shy. It’s also probably the first time he’s had sex since his divorce. The sex won’t be physically great, and he’ll probably cum pretty quickly, but it will be sweet, and it will be intimate. Lots of kissing and touching, not very verbal but very tactile. David won’t sleep with someone he’s not in a committed relationship with.

With ladies, he’d default to missionary, but if they suggested another position he’s more than up for trying it. With men, he’d flat out not know what to do and would probably end up on his back, being ridden.

David is not good at oral and tbh, he wouldn’t even think to try it. The other person would have to blow him before he’d get the idea.

He’d wear a condom, of course, and do NOT call him daddy. The first time with him would definitely happen in bed, the third or fourth time he asks them to spend the night.

Richard, on the other hand, is a self proclaimed whore. One night stands are somewhat common for him and as a result, he’s confident and experienced. He’s a charming guy, and a fun fuck. The sort of guy that tells little jokes as he tries to make you cum for the second time that night. You really shouldn’t expect a call back from him in the morning, though.

With men, Richard is a certified power bottom. With women, he likes the opposite. He’s a pretty adventurous guy though, and would be down for pretty much any position, and he’s happy to satisfy most kinks you’d have.

He’s very good at oral, and very communicative. Reciprocation isn’t necessary, but would be appreciated. Do not cum in his mouth tho, he wouldn’t do it either. It’s more for safety than dislike though. If you told him it was fine he absolutely would.

Definitely would wear a condom, and you’re more than welcome to call him daddy. The first time with him would probably be in a cheap motel room.

Charles is somewhere in the middle between ‘emotional connection’ and ‘hook up’, tbh. Like, he’s had one night stands, but they weren’t very enjoyable to him. He’d prefer to sleep with someone he felt close to, but they wouldn’t have to be ready for marriage in his eyes, you know? Which might come as a surprise, given that he’s an old fashioned cowboy, but he’s also too old to care about a lot of that, and he considers his late wife to be his one true love anyway.

Sex with him, at least for the first time, would probably be a pretty hot and heavy affair. It’s been a long time since he’s been intimate with anyone, so he’s a bit over excited, and tbqh he’s pent up. He might get a little unintentionally rough, but if you told him to be gentle he’d come to his senses immediately and apologize.

He’s a lot like David in that he defaults to missionary with women, but he’d be clueless about fucking a man. Charles isn’t even aware he’d be interested in men, though, so it’s not something he’d think about.

He’s not particularly good at oral, either, but he’d try. His beard would probably feel very nice to grind against. And tbh, he’s ashamed of how much he likes getting blowjobs. It makes him feel like a dirty old man and a horny young man all at once.

Charlie would wear a condom if you had one and asked, but he wouldn’t even think about it otherwise. He’d probably pull out tho, unless you asked him to leave it in. The first time with him would either be in the bedroom of his farm house, or the hay loft of his barn. Cliche, I know. Also don’t call him daddy.

And lastly, we’ve got a relatively new guy, tentatively named Howard. Ngl he’s just the culmination of several horny John Larroqquette ideas I’ve had lmao.

Howard is someone that would also greatly prefer an emotional connection with his partner. Ideally, they’d be in an established relationship. Honestly, though, he’s a pretty randy fellow, and would consider the second date “close enough” for sex.

He doesn’t really have a favorite or even a default position, it just depends on where they’re at because Howie is the type of guy to fuck in every room of the house, on every piece of furniture.

He loves giving oral, too. He likes having his partner’s hands curled into his hair, shoving his face further down. Gets him all excited.

Tbh I could see the first time with him starting with oral. He bakes as a hobby and would love for a partner to try out his sweet treats so-

He’d hoist them up onto the counter, and definitely spend a little bit too long just lingering there between their legs. He wouldn’t go for it right away, but maybe when the brownies are in the oven and his partner’s licking the spoon.

He’d just oh, so casually place his hands on their thighs and his waist between their legs, lock eyes with them, and smile so pleasantly as he drops down to his knees after a few minutes of just enjoying the closeness.

After he’s made them cum he’ll flat out just ask them if they want to have sex, and if the answer is yes he’ll pull his cock out and pound them right on the counter top. He’s tall enough to do it easily.

He’d prefer not to wear a condom, but he would if they asked, and he’d definitely ask if he can cum inside.

[fata-vocant]

the blood orange meme but it’s bolingbroke

[stock-images-of-ginger-man]

day 2 of posting richard until my demands are met.

[kindercelery]

What if our armies battled on Bosworth Field against each other hahaha jk… UNLESS

Was gonna save this for August 22nd but i’m an impatient little lass

[kindercelery]

Thanks for clarifying ☺️