malachia-il-bibliotecario
io ero in sul cesso quando arrivò il vostro messo
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vio || any pronouns || credit for the pfp to @boydrudolo (I love you) || his ass fucked. fuck in ass. he did not ass the fuck. he fucked ass? he did not. he, ass. he was the ass. his ass was the fucked. not him, no, he did not. okay, he, 'cause he... he just... it is not physically possible for him to ass... for him... to... take ass... and then... fuck? 'cause he was, in fact, his ass.
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malachia-il-bibliotecario · 5 hours ago
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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malachia-il-bibliotecario · 6 hours ago
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pennini a punta tonda enjoyers DNI😱😱😩 this blog is a pennini a punta tronca space ONLY😍💥🥵💦
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malachia-il-bibliotecario · 6 hours ago
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mom went crazy with the gift this year
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malachia-il-bibliotecario · 16 hours ago
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mom went crazy with the gift this year
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malachia-il-bibliotecario · 23 hours ago
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I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.
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there's a tiny giacomo leopardi living inside my brain and whenever something good happens to me he whispers "ecco è fuggito il dì festivo e al dì festivo il giorno volgar succede" or even "il piacere è sempre o passato o futuro e non mai presente". and shit
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im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin
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Marxist leninists on materialmas eve excited for the spectre haunting europe to self critique down the chimney 10 times next week
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Buona Vigilia
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i see my beautiful mutuals struggling with their families these christmas holidays. may i offer a stupid guido.jpg to lean on and destroy your enemies in these trying times.
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se ni' mondo esistesse un po' di bene e ognun si honsiderasse suo fratello ci sarebbe meno pensieri e meno pene e il mondo ne sarebbe assai più bello. bravo kaballicante noi condividiamo ma lei è davanti al gran penitenziere ed è imputato di aver risvegliato satana. le ricordo che lei di questo si deve preoccupare
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Eternal war 1, spoilers
Obsessed.
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il fatto che dopo una descrizione tanto minacciosa di Geri e le sue parole altrettanto violente, alla moglie basta semplicemente storcere il naso, dargli un colpetto come a un cane che ha mangiato qualcosa che non doveva e ricordargli le buone maniere per farlo tornare ad I am cunt's servant.jpg
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im such a man who leans in doorways. relaxes against the counter. drapes across a couch. sprawls over an armchair. my spine isnt straight and by god neither am i.
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bro...what we could have had..
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when this fucking christmas thing will be over i will fucking throw a fucking party
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Italian literature tournament - Fifth round.
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Propaganda in support of the authors is accepted, you can write it both in the tag if reblog the poll (explaining maybe that is propaganda and you want to see posted) or in the comments. Every few days it will be recollected and posted here under the cut.
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