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"no! get away! it's not safe!"

*begins to undergo a horrifically painful looking American Werewolf in London style transformation sequence with bones snapping and joints rearranging but at the end of it I stand up and I've just turned into Elvis*

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how it feels to be in your 20s and getting sent TikTok videos from your friends but you don’t have a TikTok and it just redirects you to the Apple download page for it.

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i dont like saying “character from [play] is [thing]” unless theyre explicitly defined as [thing] because characters can be performed so many multifaceted ways that bring infinite nuance to their characters, but i think theres a really compelling argument to be made for richard ii (as portrayed by shakespeare) being autistic

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[muttering to myself as I rifle through ancient tomes and scrolls] girl on girl... girl on girl... [getting increasingly agitated] where is it. WHERE IS IT!!! DAMN AND BLAST!!! [throws a dagger across the room, slitting my lackey's throat and embedding in the center of a mural of a lily flower. the flower depresses into the wall, and an unseen mechanism begins to click. the wall opens up, revealing rows of shelves stacked high with dusty old tomes.] [I walk into the room, kicking my lackey's corpse out of the way] [I pick up a book and leaf through it] [it's yaoi]

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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come ON

their dull war poets vs our incomparable ungaretti. their trite iambic pentameter vs our revolutionary word-verse. their "gas! gas!" vs our "m'illumino/d'immenso" do you get the idea

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their dull war poets vs our incomparable ungaretti. their trite iambic pentameter vs our revolutionary word-verse. their "gas! gas!" vs our "m'illumino/d'immenso" do you get the idea

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Hhhate it when people on my side of an argument are making bad points. You’re literally right why are you being stupid about it

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cardinal bellini beating up cardinal tedesco with the progress flag idk

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I mean, fuck, I like twinks, I like cucks, I like open stab wounds, I like cicers, I like to fuck.

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they hate when you serve big dark eyes and dark hair

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been feeling a certain kind of way

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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

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the generational gap between me and people my age

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fucking beautiful

it's been one of those days wikipedia play palmiro togliatti's page