vio || any pronouns || credit for the pfp to @boydrudolo (I love you) || his ass fucked. fuck in ass. he did not ass the fuck. he fucked ass? he did not. he, ass. he was the ass. his ass was the fucked. not him, no, he did not. okay, he, 'cause he... he just... it is not physically possible for him to ass... for him... to... take ass... and then... fuck? 'cause he was, in fact, his ass.
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big fan of when an otherwise impassible narrator acknowledges the inherent pathetism of a situation and indulges it!! yayyyyy
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saturninus was so cringe. can we bring him back
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literwvlly how can people hate me . if I have the biggest brownest most soulful 2 eyes in the whole wide worlw ... ..🥺<-this is literally me. how can you hate thuis
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remember that Muscia da Siena says Guido strolled like a goose so the cunty attitude is canon
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vaguely related but yuo guys remember that one but of pseudo-sallust thats like. hang on
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— July 9, 1912 / Franz Kafka diaries
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— November 17, 1912 / Letters to Felice
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“you’re not supposed to like richard he’s a tyrant king” then why did you cast david tennant to play him huh? why did you cast david tennant and give him the most lusciously beautiful long hair and make him kiss men while crying and lamenting like a pathetic little baby huh? you think I can resist such a girlfailure of a character? you’re WRONG. he’s my blorbo now.
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wheres that post about olaf the snowman. that's how I feel about emma bovary
#I HATE HERRRRRR I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER TO KILL HERSELF#YOU'RE UNFIT FOR LIFE AND THATS A FACT NOW CAN YOU PLEASE. KILL YOURSELF
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io e il mio compare non romanticamente compatibili (siamo letteralmente una coppietta sposata) (conosciamo intimamente l'un l'altro come nessun altro potrebbe) (siamo diversissimi e non ci sopportiamo)
+ quelli più spoiler qui sotto
mi ammazzano mi distruggono mi strappo i capelli mi metto a piangere li odio non ho parole
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Hope this helps!
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Italian literature tournament - Second round.
Propaganda in support of the authors is accepted, you can write it both in the tag if reblog the poll (explaining maybe that is propaganda and you want to see posted) or in the comments. Every few days it will be recollected and posted here under the cut.
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when i first adopted my roman senator from the shelter he was so traumatized from being attacked by an angry mob in the forum that he would just curl up in a ball with his toga and whimper all day. but with careful support now he will eat olives from my hand without growling or biting or filibustering. it's amazing to see what love can do for senators<3
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