#Rice Purity Test

[metyouinthehallway]

chat am i a whore?

[soincrediblydownbad]

How many points did we lose on the Rice Purity Test when the security officer walked into the empty classroom while I was in his lap, sucking on his finger like it was his dick

[can-i-explode-now]

As is the beauty of being aroace ✨

(and a minor if that says anything)

[loopsisloops]

You vs What You Read

Link 💛

[iammattswife]

Guys help is this bad

based on my dr btw.

[jev-urisk]

✨️OC 'Purity Test' Tag Game✨️

Starting a new tag game and cackling at the thought of my mutuals doing this. Let's go!

Take the Rice Purity Test for your OCs to see how pure (score near 100) or scandalous (score near 0) they are. This is me making fun of purity culture, not supporting it. All scores are valid and shouldn't be subject to ridicule. If you don't know what one of the questions means, you can message me, no judgement.

Characters from 🌐7 Circles🌐

From most pure to least pure:

Seeker🌠: 85

This proper diplomat grew up somewhat sheltered. I wonder how low it will be by the end of the book..

Valian🐁: 51

More in the middle than I thought! Val never got to be in a relationship before he was imprisoned.

Kaus🌻: 36

Being an incubus gave him most of the checks tbh. I think Klaus is too good a man to go much lower.

Me✨️ (for funzies): 16

Hmm. I would not recommend my past to others. I'm apparently a great resource for writing explicit themes tho.

Kazimer💋: 7..

Oofta. Ahahahaa... Listen, he's had a few centuries to get to this number though. Things he hasn't done below.

Kazi HAS NOT: Joined the mile high club. Had a STI. Impregnated someone or been impregnated. Committed an act of incest. Engaged in bestiality. Had sexual intercourse in public. Cheated on a significant other during a relationship.

Tagging: @katenewmanwrites @smellyrottentrees @wyked-ao3 @lychhiker-writes @the-golden-comet @fortunatetragedy @cowboybrunch @zackprincebooks @urbiggestfan-01 @quillswriting +OPEN TAG

(hmu to be =/- to my tag-game list. I like making original ones like this when I can)

[thekingofspin]

me and my friend just did the rice purity test based off things we've read on ao3...

we are VERY different people

she tells me she got 72 so I'm like oh ok let me try

it can't be THAT bad

I told her to guess mine she said 30. I said half it.

when I tell you I got 14?!

FOURTEEN.

[souvlakicocaine]

huh interesting

[bored-boring-and-tired]

take the rice purity test and rb with your score, tag some friends if you’d like (obviously no pressure, i thought this would be fun but if you don’t want to then don’t)

i got a 93

@theozinosaurus @salt-in-my-eyes @listermylove @fluffypencil @corryglover @ani-bunnie13 @cryingintoyourpillow @bebop-robyn @alcoholicspider @artisthedgehog

[mydarlingdahlia]

Erm anyways...here's my rice purity score...!!!

So uhm...I'm a child of the Lord at heart I swear-

[dumbf2ck]

might as well add this to the tl

[son-of-dracula-flow]

My therapist a straight shooter. She put me in the Cube of Atonement for a subjective epoch. That shit raised my rice purity score.

[plumae-cupiditas]

Calli’s Rice Purity score…

What if I said mine was lower

[autemimperator]

qu'est-ce que cela veut dire

[someguywriting]

mutuals, what's your rice purity score?

[lavenderlymilk]

rice purity test

since when was I so innocent lol…?