sweet-despair

[sweet-despair]

Kaede, awkwardly looking away from Miu: Let's pretend that nothing happened.

Kaito: What happened? I've been standing here the whole time, haven't I?

Miu and Kaede: *exchange meaningful glances*

Kaito: What did I miss?

Miu and Kaede:

Kaito: What did I miss?!

Miu and Kaede:

Kaito: WHAT I MISSED.

[sweet-despair]

Yasuhiro: Damn, I fucked up again!

Junko: He said, his voice surprised, for some reason.

Yasuhiro: Can you stop narrating everything we say and do?!

Junko: He said, like a little bitch who needs to realised nothing he does can stop me.

[sweet-despair]

Junko: If we were married, my husband would serve me iced tea and cookies.

Yasuke: Well, I don't have iced tea and cookies.

Junko: And a good husband would go to the store.

Yasuke: I'm filing for divorce.

Junko: Great. On the way to the lawyer, go to the store and grab iced tea and cookies.

[sweet-despair]

Junko: *another bad and dangerous idea comes along*

Mukuro, waking up in a cold sweat: Something's wrong.

[sweet-despair]

Junko: *loud sigh*

Yasuke: Baby, what's wrong?

Junko: You didn't look at me for 10 minutes

Yasuke: We're watching a movie.

Junko: DID I ASK FOR AN EXCUSE?!

[sweet-despair]

Kaede: You have a nice ass.

Miu: What was that?

Kaede: [awkward] You have nice eyes…?

Miu: Oh.

Miu: I liked the first one better.

[sweet-despair]

[Mukuro crying]

[Junko covers her head with a pillow]

[Mukuro crying louder]

[Junko groans, splutters]

Junko: So… how's it going?

Mukuro: Sorry, i didn't mean to wake you.

Junko: Yeah, you did.

[sweet-despair]

Yasuke: A note? Did you just leave me a note?

Junko: I knew you'd be against it, and I didn't want to fight again.

Yasuke: Come on? This note did not bring the slightest clarity. "If you're reading this, I'm probably dead." Great, thank you so fucking much.

[sweet-despair]

Mukuro: [about the state of her relationship with Makoto] Our hands touched.

Junko: Holy shit. Did you use protection?

[sweet-despair]

Izuru: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Junko: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

[sweet-despair]

Maki: Captain Hook was such a joke

Kaito: ?

Maki: Like “oh no a child that flies whatever shall we do!” Ever heard of a fucking gun?

Kaito:

[sweet-despair]

Junko: Did you know? Atoms never touch each other and since we are made of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives.

Junko: So to answer your question no officer I didn't punch that guy.

[sweet-despair]

Junko: If a villain got you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth.

Yasuke: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Mukuro: You guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other right?

[sweet-despair]

Yasuhiro: Dandelions symbolize everything i want to be in life.

Byakuya: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Yasuhiro: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after i die.

Class: …

Leon: Edible.

Yasuhiro: Thank you, Leon, for always understanding me

[sweet-despair]

Junko: Be the chaos you wish to see in the world…

Mukuro: I'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text.

[sweet-despair]

Junko: Stop it, Yasuke. You are ruining my reputation.

Yasuke: Then get out of my lap.

Junko: No.

[sweet-despair]

Junko: I bet you're wondering why I'm doing this to you?

Makoto: You're evil, I get it.