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Izuru: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Junko: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Maki: Captain Hook was such a joke

Kaito: ?

Maki: Like “oh no a child that flies whatever shall we do!” Ever heard of a fucking gun?

Kaito:

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Junko: Did you know? Atoms never touch each other and since we are made of atoms we've never touched anything in our entire lives.

Junko: So to answer your question no officer I didn't punch that guy.

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Junko: If a villain got you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth.

Yasuke: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Mukuro: You guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other right?

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Yasuhiro: Dandelions symbolize everything i want to be in life.

Byakuya: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Yasuhiro: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after i die.

Class: …

Leon: Edible.

Yasuhiro: Thank you, Leon, for always understanding me

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Junko: Be the chaos you wish to see in the world…

Mukuro: I'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text.

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Junko: Stop it, Yasuke. You are ruining my reputation.

Yasuke: Then get out of my lap.

Junko: No.

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Junko: I bet you're wondering why I'm doing this to you?

Makoto: You're evil, I get it.

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Kaede, whispering: We need to be careful, Miu, no one knows we're dating yet.

Kokichi, passing by: Yes we do!

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Junko to Ultimate Despair: And now, we're supposed to push people to make desperate choices, and only then do they kill other people.

Mukuro: I thought we were going for like, a veiled analogy.

Junko: They are hypnotized anyway. Clarity over cleverness. That's what i always say.

Mukuro: You've literally never said that before.

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Junko: Are you all right?

Makoto: Yes

Junko: We haven't seen each other in a week

Makoto: So I'm fine

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Junko: Do you want to stop by?

Yasuke: I just left your house.

Junko: So what? Just come back.

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Makoto: You'd think the "Ultimate Despair" would be too busy for mischief making.

Junko: Oh, no. Mischief making is one of my principal responsibilities!

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Junko: Sometimes Yasuke makes me so angry.

Mukuro: You're sitting on his lap…

Junko: Angry.

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Mikan: Um… I guess you could say… I've fallen for you.

Junko: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-

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Yasuhiro: We dream of the summertime during winter. We yearn for the winter during summer. What fatal flaw has god injected the human psyche with? why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us?

Byakuya: Are you ok?

Yasuhiro: My feet are cold as fuck dude.

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Junko: These people have no idea they're all about to die horrible.

Izuru: They're not exactly the shining stars of our society.