#Reviews in the wild lol

[tropicalcryptid]

Absolutely based Etsy review

[8pxl]

my favorite art pieces i've made in 2023 buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 

[kirby-the-gorb]

[shopwitchvamp]

me the absolute first split second people are acting up in the shop

[revvethasmythh]

you ever think about the parallels drawn between veth's brothers and khaaz, the goblin who had her killed. the way veth sees her brothers when khaaz laughs at her expense. the way they both call her circumstances a "penance" that she has to pay, for the crimes of being "annoying" or fighting to survive. the fact that veth thought she deserved it

[indiestsnake]

I FUCKING LOVE BIG SWORDS

[ittybittyteddie]

Big Me: I can't wait to start working again! I'm going to be able to actually afford things. Maybe I can get a gym membership, or save up for a car, or--

Little Me in the back of my head: GET PACIS!!!

Big Me: No, I need to get adult things. I can get a credit card once I can prove income, and then--

Little Me: AND THEN GET STUFFIES TOO!!!

Big Me: I was thinking more along the lines of my own apartment with no roommates

Little Me: Right, so I can play with blocks and color and use sippies and watch fun shows and--

Big Me: N o t t h e p o i n t

[monsterhunterthings]

In case anyone missed this.

There's some combat shown. Also, we can customize our camp and the sekiret. And my personal favorite: it looks like hit stop is back on the menu! "It really makes you feel like John Monster Hunter" - Game Reviewer

[submissivefeminist]

Chore Game Progress (Scene Recap: 3/3/24)

We're playing the Chore Game today and recently hit ask #20. For hitting 20 asks, I said I'd let my partner control my new Sync O, an app-controlled clitoral vibe that can be worn during sex or under clothes.

I decided it'd be best to wear it while taking out the trash (and obviously rewarding myself for doing so by smoking a joint while I'm out there). Insertion was easy, painless, and the motor of the toy sat right on my clit. I connected it to my phone, got dressed, and headed out to the back of my building.

My partner and I had some hiccups with establishing initial connection, but once we got going, things smoothed out a bit. The strength of the vibe was pretty great, even if my partner tortured me with patterned settings for a while before figuring out the steady controls within the app.

It built up and I got close several times, surprisingly. I took a seat on the arm of a leather couch that someone at my apartment complex threw out months ago and lit up a joint. As my partner controlled the toy under my clothes from another continent, I smoked and sat there, staring at my phone...pretending I wasn't totally edging in broad daylight.

Once I remembered there was a security camera pointed at me from behind, I made sure to keep it subtle. I made little movement, just enjoyed the literal ✨vibes✨. Eventually I begged him to command me to cum and once he did, I broke. I grinded down into the leather and came silently, feeling somehow naughtier for cumming only feet away from a dumpster. 🙈

I guess that's the story about the time I had a partner across the globe make me cum while I was smoking a joint by a bunch of disgusting trash while being video recorded. 🥵

[tgarnsl]

every time I think about this 1925 Flight of the Heron review that @regshoe found I lose an hour off my life

[afrosarah]

I know tumblr hates business majors lol, but one of the things business college taught me is if I was ever the CEO of a social networking company I definitely should never personally field questions (in an increasingly fumbling and tonedeaf way) about a controversy on my public-facing account on the same social media service, to the intense scrutiny of the users of my service.

[shoechoe]

The thing that scares me about crumbl is that I would never buy from it but I think I'd still probably eat that shit if it were in front of me lol. I have a major sweet tooth I will eat anything sweet even if it's garbage (with the exception of puddings/flan stuff because the texture is too horrible to me)

[annimator]

My head hurts, but I watched The Wild Robot with my anthropology class and it was the best fucking thing ever

[sniffnoevil]

[micamicster]

I finished the first season of Veronica Mars! And decided to stop after a couple of episodes of season 2. Idk, I guess I got tired of the lack of closure for many plot lines. The finale was interesting tho, I loved the final villain.

Share your thoughts on the show (here's supposed to be a question mark but tumblr wouldn't let me)

Hi bestie I'm sorry it's taken me so long to talk to you about this show! I'm gonna make up for taking forever by writing like, an essay haha brace yourself

I think that Veronica Mars is a good show that runs into some classic 2000s tv stumbling blocks, manages to do some things that infuriate me personally beyond reason, but ALSO manages to have some elements that are so powerful and so well executed that I'm honestly astonished it got made. These kinda peter out and become muddled over the years, but oh well, we'll always have season one <3

In brief, the 2000s messiness, in varying degrees of offensiveness to the world and to me personally:

The aforementioned plot lines that go nowhere <3

It's case-of-the-week, some cases are gonna suck! What can you do lol

The black best friend who doesn't ever really get any satisfying arcs or attention given to him as a character who contributes beyond letting our protagonist have dialogue with him rather than exclusively monologuing in voiceover

How they handle race in general ofc. Like while I think that in the actual plots of the show there are good intentions (and sometimes good material!) in depicting the racism of this insular hiarchical society, racism in the real world affects the writing by giving the characters of color very little to do, and over all they are taken less seriously by the narrative.

Veronica's rape plot line. I actually think this plot started out very strong! But the minute the show focuses directly on it the writing gets lost in the weeds of plot twists and rival love interests, and I really think the points they were originally trying to make get buried.

Deadbeat Mom ran off she's got a single dad raising her (i feel like the number of single dads in media is exponentially larger than the real number of single dads in life. it's propaganda. and its misogynistic. but I digress)

The stuff I personally hate:

The romances :) lol. lmao, even. (I would love to rant about this but I really think that's not something that deserves to be on what is currently a measured review of the show as a whole)

The stuff that's great:

The noir homage: It's just. It's so good. It's so fucking good. This is to noir detective stories what american vandal will be to true crime 20 years later. I want to give whoever first thought "hey, being an ostracized teen girl is kinda like being a hardboiled noir detective," a raise and a kiss MWAH <3 A+ for tone! Veronica lives on the edges of her society (high school), allowing her to see all of it's pieces and hypocrisy, turning her cynical and aloof. And she's a teenager who solves crimes :D She's funny and self aware of her role, but never in such a way that it feels like lampshading or winking at the audience. They take it seriously--they take HER seriously, and that makes the show work.

Lilly: The central case of the show, the murder of Veronica's best friend and Veronica's revenge-driven mission to find her killer, is where the first season gets its power. Veronica gets to have the noir detective plot line of being haunted by the death of a woman she loved and driven by revenge, and it is so much more powerful here than I've ever seen it in its original form. Lilly is a tragedy, she is an unflinching look at the sexual exploitation of teenage girls and the casualness with which violent men will turn that violence on them, she is a messy bratty bitch of a sixteen year old, and Veronica loves her. Lilly gets to be complicated because Veronica, who knew her and loves her, is telling us her story. There are a lot of people who are affected by Lilly's death, but this show is about Veronica, and her reaction to the murder of her friend is what matters to the writers and the viewers. Once again, the show takes Veronica (and her grief and her rage and her love) seriously, and there is a lot of power in that. I think the reason the later seasons struggle is because they simply can't stand up to the emotional intensity that made up the core of season one.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

UAGHH TEN YEARS LATER!!!

I was hoping for one of those

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH :'DDDD

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH CHIEF OF SURGERY :'DDD WHOOO AS HE SHOULD :')))

UAAHHHHHH IS THIS LIKE A DEDICATION TO GLASSMAN OR SOMETHING 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺❤️

AWWWWW them riding the carousel together :'DDD

AUAAGHHHH YEAHH ONE LAST (FOR THE SERIES) I LOVE YOU FOR THEM :'DDD

UAAGAHHHHHHHHH NOOO THAT WAS ILLEGALLLL 😭😭😭😭💔💔❤️

Yeahh I bet this is for a dedication like a wing or something :'))

Wait is this in the future or now Lim xdd

Either way that's amazing :'DD

I'm so happy for you honey 😭😭😭

AAHHHH MY GIRLL :'))

AUWWWWWW AAAHHHHHHH GROWN UP A BIT STEVE, AND THEY'RE ON THE CAROUSEL TOGETHER 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️🥰

AND LEA'S PREGNANT!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH YAYY :'DD

AYYYY JORDAN AND DANNY :'DDDD

I'm glad he's okay, and I'm so happy for them :'))

AYYY MORGAN AND PARK :'DDDDD

Is this slightly in the future or way in the future and this is another kid xdd

AYYYYY THE ADOPTION CERTIFICATE :'DDDD

Okay so that's probably Eden lol

Congrats my lovelies 😭😭😭🥺❤️❤️🥰 love you honeys ::))

Now where's Jerome y'all

Where's Jerome

xD

AYYY aww that's amazing I'm so happy for you Dom :'DDD

WHOOO GO OFF CHARLIE :'DDD

She's so pretty 🥰🥰

Aww look at her leading :')) I bet she is a great surgeon <33 like she knew she could be :'D

UAAAGHHHHHHHH THEY HAVE ANOTHER KIDDDDD :'DDDD!!! A DAUGHTERRRRR 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🥰 Y'ALL DON'T UNDERSTANDDD I'M NOT OKAY :')))

Oop? Going to that talk thing I bet?

Yeah I think so :'D

AWWW

Oop stoping in Claire :'o :'DD

I was like we better see her x'D

Yeah, him and Dr. Glassman <33

AAAHHHHHHHH CLAIREE :DDD!!

STOPPPP HER AND JARED HAVE A KID TOGETHER :'OOOO :'DDD 😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEMMM :')))

My babies :')))

Aww y'all :')

Yeah, all your saves count as his as well <33

And that's a lot of saves 😭 :') xdd

Where's Jerome guys xdd. . .

Or Andrews too xd 😭

Aww yeah those are all good things :'))

AUAGH a quote book 😭😭🥺❤️

Y'ALLLL I'M NOT OKAYY 😭😭😭🥺❤️

He really was so wise :'DD

AAHHHH that's a bit of Jerome I see :'DD

Hi Jerome 🥰🥰!!

To late into the episode for that 😭 like rude xdd

AWWW back to the beginning again 😭🥺 :'))

Lol yeah hit the table x'D

That is how you show it :')) of course x'D :'D

Is he gonna hit the desk xD :'D

Who's that man sitting next to you Jerome

. . . better just be some random guy

XD I'm fiiiine guys (I am not at all fine in any way shape or form about anything)

AUGHHHH y'all I'm gonna lose it 😭😭😭❤️❤️

This talk is so good y'all :')))

ARE THEY HOLDING HANDS

Idek what you're talking about that's just some guy 😤😤😤

Okay without me being bitter for a second xdd: Jeromeee I'm so happy he's happy :'DD I'm just so glad he's doing okay 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰 <333

Anyway back to my life pretending Asher's fine and just out of frame 😌😌😌🥰

Ayy Dalisay and Hawke :'DD!!! Or is it Fawkes. . I don't remember sorry girl xdd anyway Nice to see them :')) 🥰🥰🥰

I LOVE YOUUU GUYSS

:'D I'm glad they're doing okay <333

LOL the don't be an a xD

SLFKGHKDS AND HITS THE TABLE ON THAT XDD ICON :'DDD

Lol love that xDD

Awww :'))

:'OO WAITT STOPPPP

STOPPPP THAT'S SO AMAZING 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺🥰 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DEDICATING :')))

AND THE FACT THAT IT WAS HIM AND CLAIRE 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🥺🥰

Y'ALLLLL STOPP I'M NOT OKAY :'))) :'DD

YEEEEAHHHHH WHOOOOO :'DDD 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎉🎉🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️

I genuinely clapped in real life :'D

Awww y'all I'm so happy for you <3

And that's an amazing program 😭😭❤️, in a bunch of places :'))) ❤️🥰

AWWWWWWW STOPPPP ALL THEM COMING DOWN THE STAIRSSS :'DDD 😭😭😭

AUAAAWGHHHHHHHH AND THE CALLBACK VOICEOVER OF WHAT SHAUN WANTED TO DO 😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺❤️🥰

STOPPP I'M NOT OKAY :'DDD

AAAHHHH AWWWWW ALL THEM HUGGINGGGG 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Y'ALLLLL I'M SO NOT OKAY 😭😭😭🥰❤️❤️❤️🥺❤️

That beard on Kalu is wild xD looks good though eat it up sir slfkfjsdk

I know I usually call him Jared just had to call him Kalu one last time xD

But yeah Jared is slaying :'))

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH YOU D O O O HAVE A FAMILYYYYY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

AAAAHHHHHHHH THEIR LITTLE FAMILY (THOUGH A MOMENT AGO I WAS INCLUDING EVERYONE ELSE TOO) :'DDDDD 🥰🥺😭😭❤️❤️❤️

Y'ALLLL I'M SO NOT OKAY

SDLFKFJSKHGS "And now I have two TVs." STOPPPPP THAT'S AMAZING :'DDD 😭😭😭😭🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥰

Look at them :')))

I'm so proud of them, and of all of them <333

They're happy :'))

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And that's it 😭🥺❤️💔🥰 :'))

Also WAIT SLFKFHKDS THAT WAS HIS LAST LINE XDDD??

I hadn't really processed that it was and then my dad walked in from the next room and was like "That was his last line of the show?" and I was like "YUP SLFJHDKS" LOL stop that's hilarious xD amazing, iconic <333

I love him so much :')))

Also go off on having two TVs Shaun 😌😌

I love them all so much <3333

Well, that's it

This is the last episode

That was. . .

The end of The Good Doctor

. . . wow

It was absolutely amazing <333

I loved it :')

I love you all so much <333 ❤️