#RetiRED

[haneentifosa005]

Seb and Nico should make some kind of podcast or show where they sit after every race weekend and discuss anything and everything. Results, rumors, teams, drivers, gossip, contracts and everything in between. Forget f1 media forget sky. I want these two Germans' unfiltered opinions on everything in this sport.

[twisted-cat]

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[pricesfav]

Retired Price who can not let go! He’s constantly checking in with his team he misses them and wants to know how they’re doing :( but perhaps multiple times a day

Retired Price whose wife is ecstatic to be spending more time with him only to have him moping around grieving the loss of his beloved job.

Retired Price who still hasn’t quite gotten the hang of retirement and can not stand to be still for a second

“What are you doing?”

“Napping?”

“But why? We could be out. Lets go on a hike”

Retired Price who, though old, cannot stop moving and always has to be active even if it causes some strain on his back

“John please can we go home?”

“Just a mile more okay love ?”

Retired Price who finally calms down… after he threw out his back. The wife has never seen John so calm before but there he was in the backyard sitting on a lawn chair listening to his audio book clipping away at his bonsai.

Retired price who is now obsessed with keeping his lawn extra tidy. He bought a new (and expensive) lawn mover, waters it every morning, makes sure none of it is dead. Anything to keep his lawn in tip top shape

Retired Price who keeps finding things wrong with the house and throws himself into renovation mode fixing every little problem he finds

Retired Price who can finally get back into his hobbies and finally get back working on his dads old 64 Chevy Impala

Retired Price who’s cut down the texts to his boys from every day to every other day which is progress.

Retired Price who is having much more fun spending time with the missus now that he knows how to relax. They have lots of fun gardening, cooking, baking, and just being in each other’s company.

Retired Price who still goes on hikes but doesnt make it John prices mission to get from point A to point B. His only mission is to enjoy his hike with his lovely wife.

Retired Price who finally finished the car and takes the missus to the beach for a well earned picnic with no hike

Retired Price whose house and lawn has never looked better. Who has a cool new (old) car. Who’s picked up a few new hobbies and skills and who’s been the happiest he’s been for a while

Retired Price who realised he made this decision for his wife therefore he will spend the rest of his life with her and keep her happy. After all happy wife happy life.

[jellycatstuffies]

All Jellycat Re-Releases of 2024 (So Far)

(Fergus Frog, Junglie Monkey, Truffles Sheep, Smudge Rabbit, Smudge Fox, Smudge Hippo, Amuseable Mushroom, Slither Snake, Large Dexter Dragon, Large Louie Lion, Bo Bigfoot, Wilf Wolf, Woody Bear, Woody Bear Lying, Rolie Polie Giraffe, Smudge Monkey)

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[hawt-pants-exe]

Day 5 of ineffable May

RETIRED

‼️❗️❗️⁉️‼️‼️‼️⁉️

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[deunmiu-dessie]

"george, i will stand with you between the heavens and the earth. i will tell you where you are. do. you. love. me?"

[funbearer]

[jellycatstuffies]

is there a jellycat suggestion box anywhere? bc if they made a vulture jellycat my life would be complete

There isn't an official suggestion box, but I can pass this on to Skye at Jellycat who is sort of like a fanbase manager meaning she is there to listen to feedback like this among other things. What vultures are you thinking of?

Because there actually was a Jellycat vulture once, Colin Condor, who was released in two sizes. He is now enjoying retirement, but can be found on second-hand platforms and if you're very lucky a shop might still have one. I know at least one person who still found him a year ago sitting in a shop (check out my FAQ for tips on finding retired Jellycats!)

Colin Condor (retired 2016)

[kingoftieland]

The LEGO Deadpool minifigure was notable for a few reasons. For one, Deadpool has a notorious reputation as a violent mercenary with a puerile sense of humor. Also, this minifig was released during the first wave of LEGO Marvel sets back in 2012, long before he became the household name he is today.

“Wolverine’s Chopper Showdown” is still the only set he’s ever appeared in, and given Deadpool's standing now as a decidedly R-rated hero, LEGO is unlikely to release another set starring the Merc with a Mouth. Fortunately, I recently got my hands on this highly-sought after collectible. It’s exceedingly hard to find him in mint condition, but this one definitely meets the criteria! 🔞

[lickthecowhappy]

Ineffable May - Day 5

Retired.

What a retired angel's plans for the day might have been.

Day 4 | Ineffable May Repository | Day 6

Up and about by eight Make a casual tea A modest breakfast plate No responsibility 

I might collect the rent if it's ready for me Otherwise I'm content To let my tenant be

A record I'll enjoy by composer Dmitri then ring up my dear boy to spend the evening with me

Day 4 | Ineffable May Repository | Day 6

[trve-grimdark]

John Blanche has officially Retired from Games Workshop after 39 years. Here's hoping he enjoys the golden years

[dabiconcordia]

Retired Husband

Quick. He's gone out to his club or his volunteer work or the local hardware store. Double quick. Rush to my desk. Scribble this down. Like back when my sweet babies napped. by Penelope Scambly Schott

[homemadehorrors]

[evilhorse]

Being retired hasn’t affected my will power!

(Justice Society of America Volume 2 #1)