#Ren Asks

[ren-the3rd]

What was the rosquez fic you read?

It was “All I Wanted” by Agnst_crrnt

It’s a “Rosquez Time Travel Au, where Marc randomly gets teleported through time, always ending up somewhere around Vale” (extract from the summary)(bc we cite our quotes here lol)

It was really good, filled with both amazingly sweet moments, as well as completely fucked and emotionally devastating moments and it’s really well written imo (and it has a pretty positive and hopeful ‘oh they’ll figure it out’ ending, if that’s something you want to know)

if you’ve already read it, there is “how did we get here, when i used to know you so well?” by matrixlenses

Where Vale make a wish and get sent in 2014 and tries to figure out how to possibly fix it all or if it’s even possible. It was really nice and scratched a similar itch in my brain.

[hollowwish]

i thought it was a glammed up drag queen donald duck.........

GLAMMED UP DRAG QUEEN DONALD DUCK.....

[renwritesstuff]

10, 18 & 30 for the mass effect asks :)

10) Best Shepard quote? "I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?" This was Mass Effect ONE and it had banger lines like that! Usually Renegade Shepard tho. 18) Favorite mission from ME2? Loyalty missions are an obvious win, Tali's especially. I actually really loved the N7 missions (that weren't just "fight waves of mercenaries.") The MSV Estevanico was super simple, didn't overstay its welcome, and was a unique example of what else the Alliance has been up to during its space-faring time in the galaxy. I enjoyed the color it brought, plus the N7 missions made it feel like Shepard was clinging to his/her Alliance roots despite all the Cerberus influence. 30) Favorite DLC mission? I feel like the Citadel DLC should be the obvious contender, but I think I'm still going with Lair of the Shadow Broker from ME2. It had a fun noir feel, brought Liara back to the gang, and had a dramatic arc that ramped up in difficulty for a strong crescendo of a fight and resolution.

THANKS FOR THE ASK, @vorchagirl

[ghostsofthegraveyard]

This is curious this time. Ren I hate your guts

*He seems unamused by. Whatever this is.*

[lotus-pear]

two mimir.. 🤲🏼🤲🏼

[14dayswithyou]

Give Redacted a kiss for me!!!

Do you have any dark/creepy headcanons for Redacted? I’m very curious ^^

✦゜ANSWERED: I know you asked for [REDACTED] specifically, but everything mentioned below could also apply to Ren as well ^^;

cw: mentions of gore, torture, (one line about) cannibalism, NSFW themes, and just general creepy behaviour

I'm sure most people already know about Ren's red room days, but for the newer folks: he used to livestream himself torturing his victims on the dark web. He would also harvest and sell their organs for extra cash.

His red room phase began after a group of upperclassmen started livestreaming themselves bullying people (Angel included) for attention online. If those teens wanted a taste of online fame that badly, Ren would be all too happy to give it to them — especially after he heard all the degrading things they said about Angel during their stream.

Ren has probably sniffed (licked???) Angel's underwear on multiple occasions lmao

He also keeps a bunch of their discarded cups, mugs, bottles, etc. — and on the days when he's feeling especially lonely — Ren likes to put his lips where Angel's would've been and treat it like it's an indirect kiss.

If Angel is fine with it, Ren would be more than willing to carve his name into their skin. He'd have to use an ample amount of his numbing cream though (typically reserved for when he gives himself tattoos and piercings), since he doesn't want them to be in any pain.

Similarly, he'd also be willing to carve their name into his skin as well — as many times as Angel would want. But he already has multiple tattoos of their name on his skin, so.... gksgsjj

I'm sure everyone already knows this, but Ren has an entire shrine dedicated to Angel. He keeps all his sentimental and stolen items there.

Ren genuinely has no empathy for anyone other than Angel, so if they were to ask him to murder his own mother (or his sister, his best friend, etc.) and bring back their heart, he'd do it with a smile on his face.

Because he has no empathy, Ren would probably enjoy watching snuff films like it's any other B-tier horror film. To him, it's just more research material on how he can get rid of his competition.

I've mentioned this in the past, but Ren has jacked off to the thought of Angel while in the library lol

I made a post back in 2022 that mentioned how Ren would willingly offer up any of his body parts to a cannibal!Angel, and I think the point still stands!!

He likes to put Angel's stolen laundry on his body pillow and rut into/hump it 😟

I once mentioned that Ren would slap a barcode sticker on his sledgehammer to make it look less... questionable whenever he carries it around in broad daylight — but alongside that, I think he'd also carry around some tools and an unopened can of paint to make it seem like he's just doing renovations. In reality, he'd probably force his victims to drink paint or gargle nails teehee

Builder AU except Ren mistook a body for plywood??? Why is he hammering so many nails into them?? Why is he feeding it into a wood chipper???

Builder AU except Ren gives Angel a different meaning to getting nailed and railed???????? Jackhammering???????? Getting screwed sideways????? KGJDSGNK It's 2AM I'm losing da plot now T_T I'll shut up

[shepscapades]

Yesterday I was Very tired and scrolling through the dbhc tags, but my brain kept reading it as ddlc (ddlc doc, ddlc xisuma)

do with this information what you will

DGJDFGDFGJ wrong video game <3

[humbuns]

pieced together till they're no longer broken apart

[gravitysoda]

refusing an impossible wish and settling for one last game of chess.

[kx0e]

pegoryuri rq

[ronanre]

I really love your art

Ty : ) I'm very happy to hear that!!

[hollowwish]

👻💔❤️‍🔥 uhh fwhip :3

I feel like I'm becoming The Fwhip Guy. Somehow/silly

👻 A headcanon about what scares them

I think he never got over a childhood fear. Something like the dark.

💔 An angsty headcanon

His self worth is in the ground but hes self confident to cope (half the time anyways). Sometimes thinks he's annoying and that no one actually likes him, etc etc

❤️‍🔥 A romantic headcanon

I have no idea if this means like. Love life or orientation. Anyways arospec/demiromantic fwhip for the win 🔥🔥🔥

[Ask game]

[solargeist]

How did you feel about the secret soulmate crumbs we got from todays session

my thoughts were: SECRET SOULMATES ??! and then i thought abt how tragically romantic it could be

(i know it was leaves, not vines, but hey, artistic liberty)

[senblades]

Tell the crows they can have their pound of flesh

[araneapeixes]

rare bg3 Tav moment coming from me to you with a doodle assortment. with a goth gf cameo of course

[stealingpotatoes]

When I saw your family tree from a while back, I looked over the whole thing. I can’t even imagine how tedious that was to make but I love it so much. Then I zoomed in and I saw it…

“Hux lol”

KYLUX?! I see you! You can’t escape my eyes

👁️👁️

(probably exposing myself, but that is my OTP. It genuinely did give me so much joy when I saw it so thank you lol 😂. I just need more of my precious space emos 😩)

yeah i realised kylux would be the funniest/best possible option for the rey skywalker-djarin au <3 this kyloben isn't evil, he's just weird