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cedarxwing · 4 months
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canisalbus · 1 year
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For how much Machete is described by others as off-putting, he really is a beautiful dog. Does Vasco ever tell him so? That his eyes make him look earnest, his fur the most comforting shade of white like cream, the way his ears catch light like stained glass? If someone doesn't tell him so, he'd forever think he was ugliest duckling
I think Vasco definitely tries, sincerely and often, but Machete is very reluctant to accept compliments and positive feedback. Especially if it's about something as personal and innate as his looks.
#he quietly spends a lot of time and effort trying to make himself look his best so appearances aren't a trivial thing for him#he's always very clean and neat and presentable#except on those occasions when he's soaked in blood but that's totally besides the point#white fur is kind of high maintenance any tiny bit of dirt or staining becomes an eyesore and if it dries it may be hard to remove#he bathes very frequently way more than average considering the time period#some of the outfits he wears are worth more than the combined lifetime earnings of like six generations of his family#silk was outrageously expensive and the brightest red dye came from pulverized cochineal insects that had to be imported from America#which had been colonized less than a century ago so those tiny little cactus bugs were really troublesome to get and the demand was huge#he doesn't quite have the nerve to wear perfume despite it's widespread popularity at the time#but he makes sure the smell of frankincense burned during church services sticks to his fur and clothes#in general when you spend your entire life around strict emotionally congested highly religious men#you might not end up developing a very healthy self-esteem or body image#once you've internalized that sense of inferiority it's hard to unlearn it#he's so thirsty for approval and praise but when he receives some he immediately gets uncomfortable and distrustful and vaguely angry#he absolutely struggles to compliment people back as well at least on any meaningful and personal level so there's that#answered#anonymous#Machete
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columboscreens · 2 years
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purplegemstone · 4 months
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Workout outfit from earlier today 💪
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ventique18 · 1 year
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My moipon Malleus and e-reader came home at the same time!
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Look at him, he's a silly silly boy 😊
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cr0wc0rpse · 2 months
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Hi. Check out this Thing we unearthed from where our deck once was. Child me definitely did this
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volfoss · 8 months
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do u guys like her...
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artist-assassin · 1 year
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they are matching tiaras, outfit colors, and bows..... im so insane about them
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salvia-plathitudes · 9 days
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No new pictures update from the bricklaying, as I didn’t take any. The project now will have to be finished some time after the weekend. Disappointed but not surprised :/
We had the longest morning meeting that we’ve ever had, I had to water the entire property, and then I forgot about 10 o’clock group break, plus I was mandated to leave two hours early since I wasn’t approved for overtime… everything was against me 😔
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iamthepulta · 15 days
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I have half of chapter 32, but the next half just isn't coming. I think it has more to do with not having the time or space to breathe and work than not having the inspiration, but I'm frustrated.
My advisor just mentioned another abstract and another conference. I have a review essay due on that paper I mentioned where I'd like to blow up some of their talking points; I have a presentation in a few months, which is nice, except I haven't done any of the natural mineral research to back up my conclusions. And I still haven't touched my historical work.
In the meantime I'm answering mundane start-of-the-semester logistic questions and pestering people for natural samples. I was supposed to contact this guy to plan an event but ghosted him on accident and now it's too late so I feel guilty about that. I have to send a professor a news article link with questions because I don't know anything about Nickel Laterite leaching but I'm curious. I have to make a list to get the samples from storage because they're not my samples, and ask the professor if I can chip bits out of them.
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jetaloen · 27 days
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i love volos fashion so much ,, does/would he wear or paint his nails ??
thank u!!!! 🥺 i honestly don't remember if i've drawn volo with painted nails before (i probably have lets not kid ourselves) but i don't think it'd be something he does often. he's not much of a makeup person to me
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coridallasmultipass · 2 months
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You're having a better day than me.
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#just finished my fucking shower and dried off and went to give my hair one more squeeze and bumped the...#...hanging pot above my head (there are 2 but this fern died) and the fucking dollar tree rope broke and got all over#theres sand in it and to even get out of the tub i had to just rinse my legs so i dont track dirt all over my ...#... already bare floor (carpet padding is being replaced) in order to get the paper towels#had to wait like 10 minutes for the water to drain thru the drain catch before i could step out#then waste so many paper towels wiping up as much sand as i could ffs man. i was CLEAN.#then shower AGAIN. and use the same towel that was mostly clean but ALREADY USED AND WET#BC I WAS DONE SHOWERING AND ABOUT TO STEP OUT WHEN THIS HAPPENED#i yelled so loud i was so mad the instant it happened i knew it was a disaster. surprised no one in the house came to see#so yeah. no more shower plants allowed. i see the other pots rope is thinning so i gotta remove that one too#after i spent so long installing the hooks lmao. gotta figure out what to put there then. maybe suncatchers idk.#man it sucks so hard. that dirt was DRY and i breathed in so much dust i couldnt blow out after i was done#shower thoughts#lol#funny#what do i even tag this man lol#indoor plants#shower plants#srsly tho i was so scared i fucked up the plumbing but when i showered after it was running fine so i think the sand didnt go thru the sieve#im gna be on edge abt it for a while tho#2024 has been brutal on me#on the off chance someone seeing this post is having a worse day than this. i love you and i hope it gets better.#Cori.exe#Image.exe#me#would you love me if i was a worm#dirt#soil#oh worm?#wormcore
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Yesterday I realized there’s nothing stopping me from putting a pond in my backyard. And if I get it dug before winter, the snowmelt will fill it in by spring without me having to do a thing. So I started digging. And then I KEPT digging. Because it occurred to me three shovelfuls in that it’s supposed to rain at the end of the week and if I haven’t dug the entire, quite large pond by then, things will go poorly.
. . . I am very sore.
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askbloatedbellyblog · 11 months
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Anon who tossed the sanji prompt ur way back with another OP man i need to see stuffed (can i just nab one piece belly anon as a title?) Anyways I think that ace's belly would get warmer the fuller he is so when he's stuffed to the brim it's like putting your hands on a space heater
And he burps fire bc i mean of course he does-
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Generally I agree, though I think I'd make the distinction of it's not when he's fuller, it's when he's digesting. Like if he ate a mountain of ice cream, it wouldn't instantly melt, it would start to digest and would heat up his belly. So when he really starts digesting and his stomach is all loud and gurgly, that's when it kicks into high gear. It probably even makes his burps worse as it's kicking up literal gas and maybe even mini reactions to fire at the top level of his stomach (I'm thinking like mini explosions like pop rocks). That makes his belly warm and if you rubbed it, you might feel the gas or other reactions.
And yes agreed, he probably could burp fire (though depends on what's in his stomach. I think most liquid would tamp down the fire, other than maybe the chance the alcohol would ignite). Plus if there are mini explosions maybe there's a chance that he burps different colors with the different chemicals.
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my-thoughts-and-junk · 11 months
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That nosleep post about the lady who killed her husband who came back six months later is making me think things
#random thoughts#horror#six months ago you killed your husband and buried him under your petunias#and as his body laid there and was fed to your flowers it. awakened something in them#they infest him. digging their roots through his nervous system and thoroughly rooting themselves in his brain#eventually they dig their way into his lungs and they take a breath filled with moss and soil#they dig their way out under the dead of night#and their memory is limited but from what limited synapses are still firing they remember you. and they know your touch.#you grew them from seeds. you are their mother. you are their god. you are their wife. you are everything.#they are mostly piloted by muscle memory. they know not of what drives them to do the things they do#complete removal of inhibitions. not weighed down by other people's expectations of what they're supposed to be#in some ways this is the best you've known your husband in all the years you've known him#they awaken from their dirt nap and begin to wander#your husband is found the next day by the local lake. his clothes are nowhere to be found.#(they wanted to become clean for you)#so your husband returns to you. he becomes reclusive. rarely leaving the house. spends most of his time in books or otherwise reading#(they want to become knowledgeable for you)#he treats you with reverance. he stays one step behind you like a living shadow. he will not leave the house without you there with him.#(you are all that matters)#btw this is very much a hivemind situation going on. several tens of petunias now form your deceased husband's cerebral cortex#they lack very much distinction from each other but they ARE multiple#their blood is thin and watery. they eat little unless asked. they become sluggish and sleep for days at a time during cold weather.#their body is self-seeding. their consciousness will remain but vary due to new seedlings taking over as the old ones wither and die within.#feel like when they awaken they know who YOU are and that they are YOUR husband and then they become obsessed with being the perfect husband#and then have an identity crisis when they learn your ACTUAL husband was. less than stellar#'i can be whatever you want as long as it gives me purpose'#when kissed they taste slightly sweet. mostly earthy. kind of floral. with a bitter aftertaste#your old husband didn't want kids. this confuses new husband#like even after they work through their 'i am an object to fulfill a need' phase they just REALLY want kids#you two have a daughter named melissa :-]
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shoechoe · 4 months
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I think the localized Stand name that sticks in my head the most by far is Li'l Bomber. I often catch myself thinking it first before correcting myself to Aerosmith. It's just such a funny change that's completely different from the original, so you know the people making it had to take time to think up... and they went with Li'l Bomber
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