#shut up lex

[kab00m]

one thing that never fails to baffle me in a lot of satosugu fics is when they say that satoru sucks at hand to hand combat likeeee what makes you think that the literal strongest sorcerer in the world doesn’t know how to fight close combat ? 😭 did any of you watch jjk 0 ?? gojo was beating the absolute hell out of miguel with only his hands

[salvia-plathitudes]

lesson learned tonight

a) stop giving bad people press because press is money.

b) mario barrios vs abel ramos was THEE fight of the boxing event, they should feel proud that they carried this whole boxing moment on their backs

c) it’s okay to get old and we don’t have to prove anything to anyone anymore that our own history can’t already tell

d) jake paul is waiting to be put in his place

[dark-elf-writes]

Not to out myself as an American on main but if a place is going to call something a smash burger that bitch had better be paper thin. There is a massive difference between a doubly burger and a double smash burger and that difference is like an inch if meat Jesus Christ.

[loganwright]

adhd is so fucking stupid what do you mean i misplaced my coffee for 45 minutes and it was right in front of me the entire time

[mjfass]

I LOVE dreaming with wrestlers.

[custerdomes]

rawr xd

[loganwright]

holy shit

[sharkbait77]

If y'all want a taste of what I've been up to lately 😅

Yes, I became a k-poppie 🫠 it was bound to snatch me by the throat sooner or later 💀 but I very recently saw this group above (plus this song live) & wow, it's amazing 🥹 if you know, you know!

But that's not why I'm posting! I miss writing so so much, I have a WIP I'm rereading every day to try & perfect as my entry back into Tumblr & I'm afraid it isn't good enough 🥲 i lost my courage & confidence haha

But I also miss reading & I just know I've missed so much in my time away! I'd love for everyone to send me some stories! I'm sure it'll help these brain cells start firing up again! 🥹

[mithrasisgay]

@chaebolheir is teaching me to draw btw, he's rly good at that

Genuinely, I did try to get into art a few years back,but the only real input I had was my stepdad (rest in peace king but u gave shit advice) who legit taught me that Real Artists (TM) only ever chicken scratch.

But heir knows what he's talking about and also made me feel comfortable with... You know... Starting out Not Good At Something, which is usually what stops me from developing new skills, can't get over the initial stage of suck

He's also fucking buying me a graphic tablet holy fucking shit

I'm so excited to get into this

[arguablysomaya]

[kab00m]

i am a firm believer that ghost always under reacts about Very Serious Things and freaks everybody else out because of it

soap, trying to chat to ghost after they wrap up a mission: —crazy right? and after that he—hey are u even listening to me? wtf

ghost, whose eyes have not been on soap once since he started talking: i’m listening. i’m just also hallucinating my dead family in that corner over there at the same time. i can multitask

soap, Extremely Concerned: ?????????

ghost, now swaying: yea one of them jabbed me with a hallucinogenic. don’t worry, i slit his throat

soap:

ghost: don’t look at me like that, i can handle it. it was only one syringe

soap:

———————

like imagine 141 post-mission, all sitting quietly in their exfil vehicle and then ghost suddenly sighs extremely loudly

ghost: ugh

price: what, simon??

ghost, peeved: my rib just punctured my lung

everyone:

ghost: :/

price, going into cardiac arrest, so tired of simon’s shit:

[salvia-plathitudes]

I’ve been told by a couple of therapists that I’m very bubbly and have a cheerful demeanor, and this stands out for some reason

[dark-elf-writes]

Okay but real talk I think the only thing worse than getting your feelings hurt is other people realizing you got your feelings hurt and apologizing for the person who did it when you all know they won’t.

[loganwright]

i can't believe commander cobra went to hell

[custerdomes]

seeing all these posts a out r/196 refugees really makes want to check it out (if and only if the Reddit Situation™ comes to an amiable end) bcs from what ive seen the community there genuinely seems fun as hell

[mistress-of-vos]

Gotham Pride: So many WE sponsored posts that are bland and tacky. A bunch of cops with night sticks. Very boring. Bi Robin and lesbian Batwoman aren't even there. People are literally getting maced in the crowd. Police warned Catwoman not to go.

Metropolis Pride: There's a whole ass LOD float. Lex Luthor was in drag, got kissed by Superman AND Lois Lane. It lasts for a solid 4 days. No crimes are committed because no one wants to be called homophobic by the Superboys. Dreamer and Supergirl lead the parade. Everyone is having the time of their lives. Bi Robin was found dancing with Superboy and Impulse.