#shut up lex

[kab00m]

one thing that never fails to baffle me in a lot of satosugu fics is when they say that satoru sucks at hand to hand combat likeeee what makes you think that the literal strongest sorcerer in the world doesn’t know how to fight close combat ? 😭 did any of you watch jjk 0 ?? gojo was beating the absolute hell out of miguel with only his hands

[dark-elf-writes]

Okay but you know I’m very clearly on the edge of losing my shit when my mother Notorious Energy Drink Hater™️ agrees to get me one while she’s at the store picking up things for me it’s so good to know that I look as bad as I feel

[salvia-plathitudes]

How is anyone supposed to work in these conditions? The volunteer is great at goofing off, and brings me down with her!

[loganwright]

i can't believe commander cobra went to hell

[mjfass]

I LOVE dreaming with wrestlers.

[custerdomes]

rawr xd

[sharkbait77]

SOMEONE HELP

I've had this TikTok on repeat for the past 30 minutes

His stare. His lips. His jaw. His neck. GOOD GOD. Also, you're welcome 😏

[loganwright]

holy shit

[mithrasisgay]

@chaebolheir is teaching me to draw btw, he's rly good at that

Genuinely, I did try to get into art a few years back,but the only real input I had was my stepdad (rest in peace king but u gave shit advice) who legit taught me that Real Artists (TM) only ever chicken scratch.

But heir knows what he's talking about and also made me feel comfortable with... You know... Starting out Not Good At Something, which is usually what stops me from developing new skills, can't get over the initial stage of suck

He's also fucking buying me a graphic tablet holy fucking shit

I'm so excited to get into this

[arguablysomaya]

[kab00m]

absolutely need a fic where ghost never face reveals to the whole team and gaz somehow stumbles upon soap kissing maskless ghost and is like “who the FUCK is this giant blonde guy”

[dark-elf-writes]

In another round of my boyfriend was nice to me and now I’m crying about it

He heard me complaining about my laptop being broken and me being tired of writing on my phone and he bought me a new one with his bonus.

So yeah.

Now I’m crying

[salvia-plathitudes]

I didn’t want to see a former manager today because I’m dressed like a dork but I think he saw me, because when I’m in that corner of the store and he does see me and I don’t go up to the bakery he immediately makes an overhead announcement telling customers to come to the bakery to get, well today it was, some pumpkin bars. And if you don’t like pumpkin bars then come on up because we have lots of other stuff. And it makes me smile.

[loganwright]

"WHO keeps doing this??" i ask of the empty brita sitting in the fridge like i dont know that it's me

[custerdomes]

seeing all these posts a out r/196 refugees really makes want to check it out (if and only if the Reddit Situation™ comes to an amiable end) bcs from what ive seen the community there genuinely seems fun as hell

[mistress-of-vos]

Gotham Pride: So many WE sponsored posts that are bland and tacky. A bunch of cops with night sticks. Very boring. Bi Robin and lesbian Batwoman aren't even there. People are literally getting maced in the crowd. Police warned Catwoman not to go.

Metropolis Pride: There's a whole ass LOD float. Lex Luthor was in drag, got kissed by Superman AND Lois Lane. It lasts for a solid 4 days. No crimes are committed because no one wants to be called homophobic by the Superboys. Dreamer and Supergirl lead the parade. Everyone is having the time of their lives. Bi Robin was found dancing with Superboy and Impulse.