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[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

[art-from-the-juice-box]

wonderlust stuff :]

[merakiui]

Nerdy Vil definitely pushes thkse glasses up his nose before calling you both ugly *and* stupid 😭 but before you know it, he's taking them off to rest them on his nightstand and suck your soul out of your coochie 😭

AAAAAA OTL nerdy Vil……… Vil who always has his nose in his potions book…… spending most of his time in the alchemy lab mixing up all kinds of poisons and whatnot. You think he’s so uptight and annoying, always so critical over everything you do. To think that smart mouth of his can leave you a sobbing, shaking mess as he coaxes yet another orgasm from you.

Maybe the both of you are academic rivals.... oh, to be competing alongside Vil for the spot of Pomefiore Housewarden........ the two of you trying so hard to best the other and make the strongest, most effective poison. Maybe the competition doesn't even matter to you anymore. You just like feuding with Vil.

Academic tension so grand it leads to the best hate sex of your life.

[royalarchivist]

Mike: Feliz Aniversário– What's yours, Richarlyson, how about yours?

Richarlyson: SO OK mine is a bit...dangerou

Phil: Yours is a bit dangerous?

Fit: Dangerous? How does–

Phil: [Grabs his mic and speaks directly into it] Is it- is it– Richarlyson, did you make not safe for wọrk art? 🤨

Richarlyson: cause I didn't mad it pixelart 0_0

Phil: Ok, Jesus Christ. [Laughs] I was like– "Uh oh. There is man– man-chest flexing." [Laughs and slaps his desk] I'm like, imagining- imagining Pac like, flexing and his shirt explodes, and he's like, sweat-drip– [Laughs] Why else would it be dangerous??? [Laughs] What, is he gonna fckin' blow up the wall?

Context: Everyone was making art to give Pac for his birthday! 🥳🎉

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Mike: Feliz Aniversário– What's yours, Richarlyson, how about yours?

Richarlyson: SO OK mine is a bit...dangerou

Phil: Yours is a bit dangerous?

Fit: Dangerous? How does–

Phil: [Grabs his mic and speaks directly into it] Is it- is it– Richarlyson, did you make not safe for wọrk art?

Richarlyson: cause I didn't mad it pixelart 0_0

Phil: [Reads his sign and laughs] Ok– "'Cause I didn't make it pixel art" Ok, Jesus Christ. [Laughs] I was like– "Uh oh. There is man– man-chest flexing." [Laughs and slaps his desk] I'm like, imagining- imagining Pac like, flexing and his shirt explodes, and he's like, sweat-drip– [Laughs] Why else would it be dangerous??? [Laughs] What, is he gonna fckin' blow up the wall?

Phil: Oh, he's gotta upload it. I forgot he did it in photoshop.

Mike: Yeah yeah. Because a safe Richarlyson's canvas thing is–

[Richarlyson places his art on the wall]

Phil: WHOA!!!

Mike: Whoaaaa! So good!

Fit: Whoaaaaaa– Wow!

Phil: That's so cool, what the fck! Dude...

Mike: You made that like, really really fast!

Fit: Yeah, that's really good.

Mike: Ohh, that's so cute, Richas!

Phil: [Blows a raspberry in disbelief]

Fit: Damn, I should just go home at this point! [Chuckles]

[Richarlyson punches Fit and shakes his head]

Mike: [Laughs] Me too, let's all go home!

Phil: Yeah, everyone pack up your sht, let's leave, see you later! [Laughs, then 180's and goes back inside the house]

Mike: So cute...

Phil: Well done Richarlyson, that's fckin' sick. Good stuff, good stuff.

Fit: Yeah, that was awesome Richarlyson. Looks great.

[sarcastic-clapping]

maybe i am the remote worker that executives and corporate real estate investors fear monger about. i saw a comment on the remote work subreddit that said something like “they think we all just roll out of bed at 10am, pretend to be online while we’re really at the gym, log off at 4, and stay in our sweats all day”

smash cut to me reading said comment while on the treadmill at the gym during work hours

[ariadne-mouse]

watching Poltergeist (1982) and though I know the basic horror premise I think it's so funny the movie opens with a sweet-faced golden retriever going around the whole house and causing little mischiefs with every character. Like folks there's no poltergeist it's just your dog, he's eating your chips when you're sleeping

[cherry-shipping]

FANART OF THIS POST BY @alsojnpie LMFAO. i thought it was cute and funny so Ermmm ya. hope i didnt draw papyrus too creepy looking LOL

[schnee-gheist]

The feeling when you have the greatest idea for a oneshot but CANNOT WRITE

I'm in so much pain rn/hj

[joeyclaire]

[fuckyeahstufficareabout]

You know you're cooked when you're edging and getting off to mommy domme audios on the Lord's day 😭

[kenzan-kiwami]

everybody claims to be a kashiwagi enjoyer but the only time anyone ever talks about him is to say he's the hottest piece of meat in the series

[random-remzy]

I'm yo-yo, just a normal ladybug, with a normal girl-

I was arguing with my brother and we kept confusing each other.

He claimed i was trolling him because i kept taking back my words, then putting them back in.

I told him that my words are a yo-yo and i am ladybug, just a normal bugirl with a normal life.

he fell over from laughing too hard.

[zekescherries]

i find it so funny whenever a zeke hater likes any of my post, they say they hate zeke and anything including or referring to him yet like my content 💀

[royalarchivist]

I'm afraid I won't be anywhere near my computer today, so unfortunately I won't be able to catch Fit's stream or post clips from it (until I watch the VOD, anyway) 😢

Please enjoy the stream doubly in my stead!

[overtake]

If i see one more person spread “news” sourced to outlets like f1-insider… please actually pay attention to sources and use critical thought about where it came from. these accounts want their engagement numbers and will share information derived from a fucking reddit comment if they think it’ll earn them a few extra dollars. there’s always an off chance these bullshit tabloids are right, but they almost never are, and a legitimate source will come along if there’s any whisper of truth to it. i just beg of people to simply wait for sources with the slightest bit of credibility to their name before they start sharing information.