#Redacted babe

[pumakuma]

Shaw Pack Headcanons Cooking Edition

David acquired his niche for cooking while watching the Food Network

Angel has set fire to Babe's stove on multiple occasions trying to make ramen

Both Asher and Angel has been forced to learn how to cook under David's supervision

David took it upon himself to rid Asher's kitchen of canned soup

Babe hated beef but this hatred grew to a slight liking due it being Asher's favorite

Due to David tossing out all of the junk food in his house Angel has to sneak out with Asher to get to their fix

Angel's new signature dish is Chicken Alfredo Pasta

Milo is a defender of having breakfast for dinner

Sweetheart has a unique allergy of being allergic of leafy greens

Milo had to get creative in the kitchen with their partner's allergy

If Sweetheart could they would eat Sushi 24/7

Grocery shopping with Milo is calming compared to Asher

Asher almost got banned from the grocery store for constantly swiping the store of their Oreos everytime there's a new shipment

No one can explain it but Sweetheart is a wizard when it comes to cooking chicken. It is always juicy and packed with flavor

Asher and Angel are banned from the kitchen when Babe and David preparing the food

David makes a really good potato salad to the point everyone in the pack pays him to make it for every pack barbecue or for any other occasion

Deep frying is forbidden in order to prevent grease fires *points to Asher accusingly*

Babe despises with spaghetti

Despite their kitchen skills Asher makes a mean garlic bread

Darlin' and Sam can easily tell which pack member cooked what dish

Babe and David have a rivalry when it comes to cooking often one upping each other

[moronkyne]

More redacted headcanons because sleep is for the weak!!

help me.

❃ AFAB!Angel with an ovaries disorder that makes their hormones MONSTERS. Acne galore, hair grows on belly and under chin very easy, weight is super weird for them, and emotions are CRAZY. David was the first person who didnt make them feel invalid for it. Telling them that they’re gorgeous either way. And Angel knows it. (PROJECTING ON ANGEL AGAIN)

❃ Southern Sweetheart. Southern. Sweetheart. Thick and deep accent, smooth talker and seductive.

❃ Aaron writes checks for no reason. I dont know why, he doesnt know why. He finds it easier and more efficient meanwhile smartass has grown to somehow find that ATTRACTIVE.

❃ To follow up on that first one—DAVIDS BACK ACNE IS NOT SAFE. THAT MAN IS NOT SAFE.

❃ Baaabe is the typa person to scream whenever their favorote webtoon/webcomic gets an update. Asher was AT FIRST startled by it—But, now he just asks which one and for Baaabe to fill him in about ‘the hot gosp’

❃ Ive talked about Milo ane Bruno Mars—BUT HEAR ME OUT ON MILO AND JOHN LEGEND.

❃ Milo and Asher have kissed. Idk where—I don’t know when or why, but it was funny as shit. Asher grabbed Milo by the collar of his shirt, both fists clenching around the fabrics—SMOOCH. Milo discovered he was into manhandling that day.

❃ Morgan is slightly intimidated by his listener.

❃ Honey was a band kid. Marching band. Guy was a theatre kid. Let that sink in. Band X Drama my beloved

❃ Talking about Honey, theyre the type of person to look their HOTTEST when they wake up—This WAS KILLLLLING pre-confession Guy. Their tank top slightly hanging off on their neck? Waistband a lil too low? Hair all frizzy and fucked up? UUUUUGH

❃ Darlin’ walks around shirtless 99% of the time.

❃ Also… I’ve always seen Aggro as a black cat with yellow eyes that kinda resemble Sweethearts eyes. Idk why or what caused this but Aggro is a black cat to me and thats neat. :3

[aimedis]

redacted asmr headcanons pt.2

-while angel loves no one more than david, no one infuriates them more than he does (could apply to all mates)

-darlin’ tries to trip david every time he walks in front of them

-lasko is so obsessed with dear, he trails after them like a lost puppy all day (even when they're at damn)

-gavin is 100% addicted to sugar (he’s always eating candy and desserts and drinking sweet drinks)

-darlin’ is insanely ticklish but the only one knows is sam because no one else would dare get that close to them (sam comes up behind them and pokes their sides while they’re not paying attention and they flinch hella hard) ((he also tickles them when they’re in bed together))

-as a teen, darlin’s parents would not let them do anything without david (because they would undoubtedly get into trouble otherwise)

-vincent acts incredibly corny ironically just because it annoys/embarrasses lovely every time

-darlin’ is a pretzel purist (obsessed with them)

-if gavin is arguing with freelancer, giving him a lollipop with make him shut up 99% of the time 

-gavin and freelancer look at each other in sync and judge other people

-asher and baabe argue once a year

-freelancer and gavin fought like one time in their first year of dating and it made freelancer cry like a lot especially to damien (he told gavin after they made up “never let me catch you making my best friend cry again, do you hear me?”) 

-david and darlin’ are 100% siblings coded

-every other week david, asher, milo, and darlin gather together somewhere and talk about their mates and other stuff (mainly their mates) ((sturniolo triplets style))

bonus +

asher: “we’re shifters, of course, our love language is biting the shit out of each other”

milo: “we’re shifters, of course, i'll fight you if you touch my lower back no matter who you are”

darlin’: “we’re shifters, just because i respect the pack hierarchy, doesn’t mean i respect the people in said hierarchy”

david: “we’re shifters, of course, as alpha, i’m legally allowed to beat the shit out of all of you for the sake of “keeping the pack in line””

[righteous-r0de0]

perhaps a silly question but are angel and baabe’s unempowered familes invited to the wedding? that’s gotta be a huge covert breach

but imagine the silly hijinks that would ensue

“hey why’s the best man (gender neutral)’s boyfriend sitting under an umbrella? it’s supposed to be clear skies all day”

“oh um he’s just super goth”

“he’s wearing a cowboy hat”

“he’s…y’allternative”

“wtf angel”

[moondustwritesblog]

*asher in a ball pit in his shifted form*

milo: how do you deal with him again?

baabe: well, he’s my husband, and isn’t he your beta?

milo, joking: not now he’s not

baabe: oh yeah?

*the both of them continue to bicker*

meanwhile

sweetheart, cloaked: you better find that ring while milo keeps them distracted, ash or i swear to god

asher, who shifts back momentarily and in a panic: i’m trying, ok?! why do you think i shifted in the first place, stealth?!

[jacks347]

I have a feeling that Babe was really nervous about integrating into the pack since they were unempowered and (depending on if you think Angel came before them or not) was the first unempowered mate or was the newest unempowered mate.

So how did they cope with this? By having a notebook full of all the little things they learned about the pack and its mates.

Pages are scattered and random, just scribbled notes whenever they hear something.

For example:

Sweetheart knows...at least two languages. Maybe more. Further testing required. Spanish was expected. Korean was not.

Pretty sure Sam only owns flannels. Definitely sure that it drives Milo crazy.

Darlin used to have a smoking habit. Doesn't like to talk about it. Probably something to do with Quinn. Still coughs like a smoker though. And carries a lighter.

David chews on his lip when he's thinking, bites his nails when nervous. Remember the difference.

Milo owns a cat!! Calls him Aggro, no idea if that's his full name or just a nickname.

Darlin does tricks with their lighter when bored. Stresses David out, thinks they're going to catch a spark on their jacket and light themself on fire. To his credit, I wouldn't be surprised if that did happen.

Angel is the last to fall asleep at sleepovers. How they stay up until 3 AM then wake up at 8 being fully refreshed is worth scientific testing.

Sweetheart makes the most intense eye contact. Probably part of their investigator training but it's a little scary.

Milo judges everyone's outfit whenever they enter the room. Every time. Quick flick up and down. Head tilt if he approves. Eyebrow twitch if he doesn't.

Sam's house has no pictures of him from before the turn?? Is that a normal thing for vampires??

Angel doesn't know how to sit in a chair normally. Shocked they don't break something with some of their positions.

My babe is smart and beautiful an

ASHER STOP MESSING WITH MY NOTEBOOK

[redactahoe]

David's weekend safety brief

David: this weekends safety brief.

David: don't add to the population *points to Sam & Darlin*

David: don't subtract form the population *points to Babe*

David: don't end up in the hospital *points to Angel*

David: news paper *points to Arden and Asher*

David: or jail *points to Crissy*

David: if you end up in jail establish dominance quickly, have good weekend

[hotmcrodz]

Commission art for @ejunkiet of their babe and Fool!Asher!

Please do not use, save or distribute this art piece thank you!

[honeymarune]

rlly messy asher n babe wip :33

[dawnofiight]

Okokokok Shaw and DAMN Crew as YouTubers or influencers idfk

Right off the bat,, David would be a cooking channel.

Asher seems like he would do those trolling videos that are pretty harmless and not like fucking "hahah i fucked your mom and now I'm your step dad"

DO YALL KNOW THAT LADY ON YOUTUBE AND INSTAGRAM THAT DOES SHORTS WHERE LIKE SHE HELPS YOU DRESS THINGS? That's Milo.

Also do yall know that chick that can make any ugly outfit cute? That's sweetheart

Baabe is giving rage game enthusiast.

Angel ofc would do animal crossing and Minecraft. Angelcraft.. if you will.

Darlin.. hm.. y'know what wouldn't it be silly if darlin played the horror games. DARLIN' PLAY SECURITY BREACH RIGHT THIS SECOND.

And Sam is too old.

HUXLEY WOULD DO A "how to take care of certain plants" channel and sure I would never tune it but you bet your right buttcheek Damien is the first like ,, first comment ,, first subscriber combo

Damien babe idk do golfing videos like the true uggo you are.

"How to be the best person in _" that's him.

Gavin after being a vlogger

Lasko after having a podcast with FL ft. Darlin'

Since I found out Xavier is rich I think he would be a "day in my life" type videos once every 5 years.

Here's a crack pair Amanda and Dear .. the beauty community summed up. I'm sorry you're not gonna convince me that Dear ISNT the most beautiful specimen to be created. It ain't. Happening.

[lycheefruitcup]

SHAW PACK INSTAGRAM PAGES

David

-definitely a private account

-only follows back people he knows irl

-wonders why he has 100 followers and where they came from

-goes on insta once a month (just for angel)

-doesn’t know how to use it

Asher

-very aesthetically pleasing

-baaabe gets mentioned a lot

-still tags David in posts knowing he won’t see it

Milo

-posts so many fit checks on his story (my fashion king)

-does monthly photo dumps

-sweetheart also gets mentioned all the time

Sam

-doesn’t have instagram. No one can convince him to get it

NOW ONTO THE MATES ^_^

Angel

-username was made when they were younger, now it’s their user for everything.

-very cutesy and aesthetic page

-tries to post David but almost always hides away from the camera (except a few times 😈)

Baabe

-posts Asher a lot (same with angel)

Sweetheart

-HAS THE BEST POSTS EVER

-Milo and sweetheart the power couple you guys are.

Darlin

-angel forced them to get instagram

-only follows the main pack and mates

-also barely goes on Instagram

(These pics are how I imagine their pages not their appearance (somewhat) !!)

[arrowfleur]

All the darlin’ kinnies giving Darlin’ the most traumatic backstory cause they crave trauma that can’t be dismissed or made to seem less than

All the Angel kinnies who walk around on eggshells constantly and just want to get to be loud and weird without being judged

All the sweetheart kinnies who just want people to notice how hard they TRY.

All the babe kinnies who want to find someone like them for once and not be the odd one out

How’s your days going

[sunshineboy-greer-collins]

seeing, perceiving, eye contact

nsfw!! if you’re a minor don’t read this.

cw: exhibitionism with Guy and Gavin, orgasm denial mentioned with Sam, ‘puppy’ used as a petname with Ash, and obviously very explicit!

Milo fucking Sweetheart and when they look away from him, he gently holds their chin, turning their face towards him again “Come on, sweetheart, let me see those pretty eyes of yours”

David fucking Angel in front of a mirror so they can see themself and every time they look away, David will stop moving until they look at themself in the mirror again “Look in the mirror and see how beautiful you are Angel”

Honey sitting in a chair and just watching Guy while he masturbates, instructing him on how fast to move his hand and the like, giving him praise and calling him desperate when he starts begging for their touch “Honeyyy, stop just looking at me and do something! Pleasee”

Asher sitting on the floor between Baaabe legs, looking up them while they gently cup his cheek, as he begs to give them oral, and they tell him to wait like a good puppy “Please, baaabe, I will be good, I promise! Please let me make you cum”

Gavin who fucks Freelancer against a window after cloaking the two of them so that no one would actually see them, but whenever someone looks at the window Gavin will still go “You see that deviant? They’re looking at you and how fucked out you look right now…”

Darlin’ who asked Sam to try orgasm control and now, after being denied multiple times is nothing but a whining, moaning mess that doesn’t know how to form a sentence “You can look at me all you want with those pleadin’ eyes of yours, Darlin’. I’m not gonna let you cum unless you use your words.”

Porter who, even though he isn’t looking at them, is well aware that they are looking at him “You know, Treasure, just because i’m reading doesn’t mean i can’t feel your eyes on me and you practically squirming in your place… you looking to do something, dear?”

[elilovesredacted]

if y’all are Redacted Asmr account or enjoy Redacted, please say hi!

I wanna follow more of y’all and make some mutuals.

[yetdevout]

angel, babe, sweetheart, and darlin showing up for their yearly halloween drunk call when everyone else is asleep

[themeridian]

i wonder if empowered pplz have to worry about human politics ?

like are david, angel, asher, and babe worried abt their marriage??

are they all voting kamala??

can d(a)emons even vote??????