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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 years ago

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Try Morse Core. Women Love Morse Code.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #jin ling #a-qing #ouyang zizhen #nameless red disciple #Girls speak in a series of clicks and trills that even the most adept linguists have difficulty decoding #Thankfully this rhythmic language can be translated to music notes #communication via specific vibrations of coiled metal wire is possible!#but- Ah shucks the guy with the guqin has his hands full. And also bloodied.#We need to resort to secondary girl communication. Blinking slowly at her. If she blinks slowly back - you're in.#if she blinks rapidly that's a threat. Is she does not blink at all you are already dead.#btw: Girls eyes translate lines of contrast to these series of air flow disturbances to create language. So they *can* read what we write.#This has been your daily GirlFacts tidbit.#Jokes aside. I get that the point was she has no tongue to speak with but it really does just come off as:#“5 teen boys in a room with a teen girl and dropping the ball so hard on how to proceed”#This is why men give up and kiss each other btw. (OKAY IM DONE SPREADING MISINFORMATION (for today))

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everlongasting · 2 months ago

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woke up thinking of this rollercoaster of a game the way he slid across the ground😭😭

#trent alexander arnold #liverpool fc #getting a yellow 5 minutes in after getting fouled #the miscontrolled ball leading to gordon scoring #the virgil red card #trent wearing the captains armband #darwizzy saving the day #what a game

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swordmaid · 2 months ago

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thinking about how profound it must’ve been for shri’iia when she first received scratch’s ball (woman who has never gotten anything for free in her life ever)

#shri’iia’s relationship with scratch and owlbear cub is that she has only gotten those two for a day and a half and if anything happens to #them she’s gonna kill everyone and herself (she means it)#which is so funny to me bc I usually go for the intimidate options with scratch like she just makes him heel or drop the ball immediately #so she just seems like she doesn’t like the dog but inside she’s like ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭 sobbing pissing herself the dog is so cute #shri’iia watching scratch roll on his back like a wiggling worm and she looks like she’s smiling menacingly and plotting #bc the lack of eyebrows + eye tattoo that looks like devil horns + insanely bright red eyes makes her look sinister #but she’s actually dying inside bc she finds him so cute. she will forgive how he drools on her and everything #also post oath breaking when she’s knee deep in denial I do imagine that he tries to console her w how dogs can sense ur distress and all #that. that’s why she gets attached to him 😭 she hasn’t had anyone console her before 😭#owlbear cub too… sobs she does love her babies but she’s doesn’t express it often she just doesn’t know how #but I do hc that those two are always bound to curl up w shri’iia when she’s in her trance. like when she’s laying down they’re like it’s #free real estate. then this 5 ft woman gets covered by a massive dog and her owlbear cub 🥰🥰#must be so sad for her to find out after the game that the owlbear cub and scratch left #she’s like im NOT upset btw 😭 tears running down her face astarion is like darling what mascara do u use mine isnt that dramatic #then epilogue when she sees them again and she has to give them up to shadowheart 💔💔💔💔#she’s like. clenched fist im so fucking happy for you I’m so serious

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lovingherwasgay · 6 months ago

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and then he WAS !!!!!

if i had to pick one moment to explain what it's like to be a supernatural fan it'd be this. the disappointment that keeps on giving. just when you think your expectations are at their lowest they manage to limbo right underneath them

#top 5 funniest things to happen in this fandom FOR SURE.#supernatural #spn #destiel #deancas #s16 #expect him to be in a hat #INSANE day #Apollo's gift of prophecy wasn't a red ball it was a rocket #jensen ackles

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raiiny-bay · 8 months ago

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before & after :-)

#b and a #i dug like 5 lil jingle ball toys out from under the furniture yesterday #& my cat has already lost all but 1 of them #i had a realization while making my coffee this morning also.#i think i’ve mentioned this somewhere on this blog before but #the og kel & co story was this like. sci-fi fantasy type story wherein the kids come across a portal #&. despite their better judgment. jump through it #& well. see. recently i’ve been building what is essentially a kel & co multiverse #i have talked about this too i think #& i REALIZED that the kids jumping through the portal in the og story totally connects everything bc #it’s like they opened the multiverse basically.#i sound like a madman. i’m not making sense. basically. it’s all connected. & it all. ties back to the original story somehow #i am literally going to make a whole ass detective board about this. red yarn & all.#the kel & co universe is significantly weirder than i initially thought.

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chussyracing · 3 months ago

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thank you @presdestigatto for tagging me 😚

tagging @balaclavacharles @never-looked-so-good @ferrariprince16 @dobbiamo-capire @charlescherie @caffeinatedlovergirl @debushit and anyone who would like to do this - you are legally obliged to say i was the one to force you to do it

#other things i didn’t include but i wanted to: the stress ball from shey i love to play with but made all grimmy and never washed yet (oops)#one of the 1d themed books #5 pretty buttons my grandma gave me when i was a kid #rocks collection with time and location stamps #empty peroni bottle from the peroni event in bratislava #wristband from red bull showrun in prague #the ferrari car i made out of kids toy #the real ferrari bluetooth controled car i won in a game #the lid of LEC chocolate crunch ice cream because the rest of the tub didn’t fit in my backpack home #a book of religious stories my friend from uni dedicated to me #empty bottle of red bull that saved my life after i got stung by a bee and got a bad allergic reaction #the ikea pillow with black and white hearts #mercedes 2023 driver cards i got by pure luck tbh because shey didn't get them #the ollie bearman driver card that's judt downloaded from his site (lol)#heartshaped lollypop from my cousin's wedding #bottle of handmade origami stars that glow in the dark made by shey #a lanyard with my 'ice hockey player' photo that i got at 2024 iihf championship in prague #the ice hockey jersey number 93 i won at the same championship #paper crown from uni ice hockey battle (which our uni won of course)#'have a toto-lly amazing birthday' card from my sister #the charles with huge neck paper figurine from shey #the postcard collection and tickets collection #the 'family chronicles' journal with family stories and inside jokes i collected over the years #cookbook which is honestly plagiarised mostly from my grandma #a rainbow flag from louis tomlinson concert in prague :)#and of course my good luck ferrari shirt #e #polls #oh wait i also have collection of dried pressed flowers!!!@

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alitteraladhdmess · 1 month ago

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I think it’s about time I introduce everyone to all my pets:)

Get ready

I have a total of 3 aquariums so let’s start with those

My goobers Buoy, Baja, Torpedo and the bullets, my snails, Kepler and Mr Gorg the Turtle respectively

And the icons Cinnamon Sticks and Pyrus:)

I’m getting my sister’s Cory catfish once her betta dies (she has 5 and her betta is 3yrs old at this point and blind)

#love all my animals:)#if ur wondering I have:#a clown pleco #a red tailed black shark #7 buenos Aries tetras #5 gold Inca snails #a wild type axolotl #1 grumpy red eared slider #a ball python #and a leopard gecko #next up is a purple pink toe tarantula lol #jay txt #animals #my little babies

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sweetness-pop · 1 month ago

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My November 2024 Cinema

This month's movies that I've seen

New TOTAL:

64

Just one month left for to watch 2024 films on the big screen! 😤🍿🎥

Not to mention, December is gonna have lots of upcoming movies especially SONIC 3 to go see!

Also, I watched the 3 first eps of Dragon Ball DAIMA on the big screen for Akira Toriyama-Sama #RIP

😌🐉⭐🕊

January February March April May June

July August September October December

#November Cinema 2024 #Elevation #Dragon Ball DAIMA #Red One #Gladiator II #Wicked #🍬🥤🍿🎟🎥🎞My Cinema Days🍬🥤🍿🎟🎥🎞#Cinema #Just 1 month left for 2024's cinema 🎥🍿😤🔥#& Rest in Peace Toriyama 😌🐉⭐🕊#That's 5 movies in November

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mutantenfisch · 1 year ago

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Now we wait :)

#mutantenfisch tank #<- my new tag for my aquarium endeavour #i got this 60 l cube for cheap on ebay and it's going to house some shrimps and about a dozen small fish in the future #thinking about a school of 5 to 7 of either Otocinclus or Corydoras pygmaeus about 9 to 13 celestial darios and about a dozen red shrimps #can't remember their exact name just now #but before the critters move in there i want this baby to boot itself up and the plants to grow in #so there won't be any fish there before next year :)#still waiting for the literal dust to settle that i stirred while planting the background plants #let's hope they take root!!!#also yeeeee moss ball algae my beloveds!!!#still thinking about getting some nylon strings from grandpa to turn them into floating balls though :)#or pull the big one you can see apart to attach it to the root

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wuxian-vs-wangji · 7 months ago

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What do you think about people saying Payu has a lot of red flags through the show?

I tried typing stuff to elaborate on that

But really... that's it.

I like the show. The acting is fantastic. The lighting is so pretty and has a personality of its own.

And I'm going to be normal and simply say the sex scenes are very creative. I am doing my best to contain what could be a 100,000 word essay on the sex scenes that would blow your entire mind.

And because I don't feel like typing it, I'll just say that the 2nd coolest course I took in university was the psychology of sex and sensuality in media. And clearly the director took that course too. I have never in my entire media-watching life seen a more masterful grasp and application of media psychology.

So yeah.

I enjoy it for what it is and really don't care about microanalyzing the morals or ethics of stuff.

Characters end up happy. I know how to spot a red flag IRL. Imma enjoy the show about 4 men with fantastic jawlines (and the one guy with resting "I'm going to stab you for fun" face).

#irrelevant to this ask but the coolest class was the same professor and it was the psychology of horror and crime in media #each of the psychology tie-in honors courses were not just how stuff is depicted but also how the human brain processes it #and how it is different for men vs women and different age groups and lgbt vs straight and honestly i reread my class notes for fun #10 years after graduating #that's how absolutely incredibly interesting and amazing those courses were #I took 5- sex and sensuality; horror; reality tv; comedy; and one about children's programming #if your university offers media psychology courses fucking take them but especially sex and then rewatch LITA #it's almost dizzying how perfect it is and the layers that you're seeing #i cannot be normal about how absolutely balls to the wall insanely well done it was #so yeah i don't care about the red flags because there are so many green #ask

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annon-guy2 · 1 year ago

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Sonic Forces: Speed Battle Character Poll: SEGA All-Stars

Note: If you're curious why Morgana and Red are here, it's because SEGA now owns ATLUS (Persona) and Rovio Entertainment (Angry Birds). So, they're now SEGA Characters.

UPDATE: Red along with Chuck from Angry Birds are now playable in Sonic Forces: Speed Battle and Sonic Dash!

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minty-bubblegum · 1 year ago

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Shrek x minty (CANON SHIP NOT FAKE)

Shrek turns and looks at minty with his alpha wolf male dominace, looking her up and he licks his daddy green lips seductively. Minty's uwu petite figure shakes under shrek's large genital figure, as she looks at him eith big doe eyes. Shrek walks forward, kissing minty with his long sexy tongue, making minty uwu in submissive ness