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minty-bubblegum · 1 year ago

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Shrek x minty (CANON SHIP NOT FAKE)

Shrek turns and looks at minty with his alpha wolf male dominace, looking her up and he licks his daddy green lips seductively. Minty's uwu petite figure shakes under shrek's large genital figure, as she looks at him eith big doe eyes. Shrek walks forward, kissing minty with his long sexy tongue, making minty uwu in submissive ness

@dadofdisappointment can you kill me

#Please fucking kill me #I can't do this shit anymore #Put the gun in my mouth but I couldn't pull the trigger so now you have to do it #Plus if I have to read this so do you #First my comments kept getting cut off #Now this #You sent this yesterday but I didn't have post juice so now you must be reminding of yr sins red #Breaking this post down #1. I have the most alpha wolf dominance male zaddy #So I would've been the top #2. I AM NOT FUCKING PETITE I AM SO TALL IM TALL #IM 5'4“ YOU HAVE TO BE 5'3” TO BE PETITE #BEAT THAT BITCH 🤬🤬#3. why is Shrek penis shaped #4. So what if my eyes r round doesn't mean I'm a helpless little deer I'll charge at you with my big amrs 🤬🤬#5. I haven't brushed my teeth in like three days so #My throat probably tastes like semen and hot Cheetos #ANd my breath smells like balls and something zesty #I don't think I'm bi anymore because no women love me I'm women repellent 🥺#No man likes me either they are too scared of my dominance 🥶🥶#Just remembered my twelve wives nvm #I'm so alpha male wolf dominance zaddy #What #Can you guys pretend to ignore my neurodivergence and kill me already

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