#Really!

[headcanonthings]

Sokka: You love me no matter what, right Zuko? Zuko: What did you do? Sokka: Nothing. Sokka: By the way do you know where Space Sword is? Zuko: . . . What will you do?

[legobiwan]

Can you imagine what it would be like if, after the adrenaline wears off, Mario has to tell his adventure and gets to the part "I got there just in time to save Luigi from falling into the lava" Saying that out loud and gradually realizing that, yes, he was just in time, because if he had been a few seconds longer, it would all have been for nothing. Going from "I was just in time" to "oh god, I was just in time". I don't think he'll be letting Luigi out of his sight anytime soon.

Speaking of angst!

We've been talking so much about Luigi and his manhole cover adventures, that we've neglected to dig up Mario's PTSD.

Mario snatched his brother from a fiery, unpleasant demise by the skin of his teeth. And yes, I am certain that Mario is probably being even more overprotective than he usually is, possibly even to Luigi's chagrin. But out of everything that happened during those crazy two days, it's the nightmare of flying through the sky, reaching for his brother, only for Luigi's fingers to slip out of Mario's grasp as he falls screaming into that lava pit that shocks him out of sleep night after night, panting and sweating. And maybe Luigi catches Mario sleeping on the floor next to his bed more than once, in those early mornings when Mario wasn't able to rouse himself in time to sneak back out of Luigi's room before he woke up.

[overlord-of-fantasy]

Harry Potter and the bomb Professor

I do not know, if you already know this, but in the early German translations of Harry Potter, there is a translation mistake.

Instead of "exploding snap" the students play "exploding Snape"! Generations of German nerds have never questioned this.

Sadly I have been told that the hilarious mistake can no longer be found in newer books.

But I think that the game "Exploding Snape" needs to become part of canon again asap. It is too funny! English fans, please use it XD

Proof:

[palermok]

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[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

"What can someone like you do for Senpai?"

Fuck that pretentious little bitch and her fucking prejudices! I don't give a fuck about the hardships she had in life! Taichi is so much better than her! He is such a good person!

[sera8273]

I have a question, like a true honest one talking about Odysseus (and yeah his crew but like eh-) (only Eury actually counts-)

When was the last time any of them slept- like, actually fucking slept and not just an hour or more?

Like the only thing that the Crew does all day is Row. Until Poseidon kills like 557 of em and Circe turns however many into pigs, now I have no idea how much time has passed between Circe’s Saga and the Underworld Saga bc hey my only knowledge is from Epic itself but to me?

The remaining 42 men loose their other comrades, go to a house with comfort and food and get turned into pigs, get reverted back into humans, stay for like a bit but then go on their way to the underworld where they still fucking row and then die-

Like

Huh!?

And then Ody- don’t get me started on this fucking lunatic- he doesn’t sleep for 9 days straight and when he does it’s for like an hour or less. He doesn’t at all have time to rest bc his remaining men who betrayed him got captured by a fucking Godess so now he gotta save their asses and when he does he now gotta go to the underworld where he gets knocked out by Eury who betrays him and then they just all die-

Like….

What the fuck!?

Again! I don’t know how much time it’s been since Circe and Underworld but it all seems so…rushed- not the music! But the way Ody and his crew travel place to place.

They just lost 557 of their men, get turned into pigs, go to the underworld, go on an island, and then get their asses wooped by another fucking god.

It’s why I just can’t blame any of them for their actions because they’re so fucked up!

Correct me or give me more information on this bc if I’m right than it’s no wonder why Ody and his crew are just so fucked up!

[noelleholidaily]

We did it! <3!

[zuko-always-lies]

ATLA has number of scenes of people being terrible to their friends/allies

And yes, I have receipts for all of these:

Bumi, Piandao, Zuko, Azula

King Bumi

Zuko

Toph and General Fong

Katara and Zuko stealing Appa (I don't know if I should include this one in the poll, but it was still a massive dick move)

[butcherlarry]

Weekly Fic (and Meat) Rec 50

Holy moly! This is my 50th fanfic rec list! I have to admit, these have been fun to make each week. Along with these fic recs, I also have a meat rec for you at the end! It's an interesting one, heehee.

To Err is Human, to Purr is Batman by Internerdionality - Batfam with a little Superbat, wip. Bruce gets turned into a cat by Batmite. It's super adorable :)

how to divide the conquest of they sight by streetlight_skeletons - Batfam, complete. A case fic. Something Bruce got into while on patrol is causing him to attack Dick.

Patchwork Pod by Ktkat9 - Superbat, wip. More mer Bruce AU! Still on the look out for missing Bruce!

Stand Up for Yourself by UnicornVomit - Batfam, complete. Jason gets in trouble at school, but Bruce has his back :)

The Return by lurkinglurkerwholurks - Batfam, complete. A re-read for me. A fic about what happens after Bruce gets back after being lost in time, especially with the relationships within the Batfam.

Bruce Wayne and his vampire boyfriend by Speechless_since_1998 - Superbat, complete. Jason runs into Tim at a gala. Tim tries to convince him that Bruce's boyfriend (Clark) is a vampire. Shenanigans ensue.

have your cake and eat it too by amyritter - Superbat, complete. Clark is sad he can't get hickies :( Good thing he has a creative partner :)

As promised, a meat recommendation! If you're from Pennsylvania, you already know it, it's scrapple!

Here is the Wikipedia entry for it:

I was introduced to this dish when I was in college! One of my meat science professors was from that state, and he wanted to teach the processed meats class I was in how to make it. It's actually a pretty interesting dish! Leftover pork meat and pork offal are ground up, mixed with spices, buckwheat flour/cornmeal/wheat flour, and water. It's cooked down and put in to loaf pans so you get that loaf shape. It's sold fully cooked, so you could eat it as is when you buy it, but it's traditionally served sliced thin and pan fried on both sides to get that nice crispy crust. I like to eat mine with maple syrup! It's a nice contrast of sweet and savory, I think.

At one of my previous jobs, I worked in a pork packing plant in Pennsylvania, so we made this! It would be served in the cafeteria as one of the breakfast options, and they would DEEP FRY the slices. They were nice and crispy then!

I think what I like so much about this product is the whole thought process that went into making it, so the packer/butcher shop owner could make money from inexpensive parts of the hog. It is literally made of the leftover parts of the hog that no one wants to eat by themselves (hearts, livers, kidneys). Also, the flours and meals added to extend the product tends to be pretty cheap compared to the meat. The water added as well is also pretty inexpensive. It's a way to create value out of parts of the hog that people would normally not eat, while making it tasty (in my opinion) too! It's problem solving at the meat butchery level!

I know some people might read/look at this and think "gross!!", but I just think it's neat (insert Marge Simpson potato meme here). I also have some good memories that I associate with scrapple when I was going to school and when living in Pennsylvania. ALSO, we have this new thing going on at my work where all the food labs get together and discuss what's happening in our labs each month. The R&D director said that he's open to suggestions to showcase interesting food products in our industry at the end of the meeting. I suggested this to my boss and he didn't like it, probably because he thinks it's gross or something. This is my little "fuck you" to him (that he will never see since he is a straight white man who has no idea what Tumblr is).

Happy reading (and eating!)

[chlorenw]

I'm not much of talkative and rarely typing words but I really really appreciate the compliments you guys give me every time 🌹

[dimestoretajic]

when you amass orcs 2 after amassing zombies 3

[prismaticpichu]

Hope y’all have an amazing weekend! ❤️

[drconstellation]

Edit: FOUND - thanks everyone.

I'm looking for a particular post that I didn't save and can't seem to search up and I wonder if anyone else has it and can help. I read it at the time and went yeah-nah and moved on and now my stupid brain has gone "well, there's your connection, actually" and now I can't find it to check my cross reference.

It about how the op think there may be a finite amount of miracle energy available, and that's why Aziraphale keeps getting warnings about doing too many "frivolous" miracles and also why Heaven wants to start the next war.

I don't think it was posted that long ago, maybe in the last week or so?

[orienteddreamerrr]

Plan on making a Dagan Gera blog...like a blog that talks about him and stuff...would y'all follow????

[lv-tangle-universe-blog]

Enough said... The model being used here is one of an oc... Did I call glinda