#Ranpoe headcanons

[mothonthewall]

poe has a moment

this is just an illustration of the textpost i made last night

[irritablepoe]

Hc that Poe has really dark thoughts that he lets slip during cases sometimes and Ranpo just gives him a glance of concern like "you good???" while solving the case

[rubilune]

Ranpoe is an asexual gay couple, Karl told me

[slimeoww]

Ranpoe’s first kiss would be Ranpo trying to give Poe a piece of candy but when he reaches into his pocket he realises he ate all of his candy so he’s like oh well, you can taste it from my mouth and kisses Poe

[emi-the-ems]

Ranpo lazily strolls around the festival, devouring the food he bought from the stalls, savoring each bite. A frantic Poe clung to him, closely behind, as if he were afraid Ranpo would vanish as soon as his eyes were off him.

At that moment in the festival, Poe found comfort in the presence of Ranpo, the only person he knew. Large gatherings always made Poe feel like an outsider, so he naturally stuck close to anyone he was familiar with. Additionally, Karl had taken off with Poe's phone and wallet, leaving him feeling completely stranded in the midst of a sea of people, which only heightened his attachment to Ranpo.

Through his long strands of hair, he noticed two glistening, bright red candy apples with glossy caramel coating being held a few inches before his face. Eyes following the hand which held it, Poe's gaze reached the face of his rival's, recognizing the apples as the ones his rival was holding in his hand earlier. During the gesture, Rnapo simultaneously continued to rip off cotton candy with his mouth in another hand.

Among the cacophony of chattering voices in the crowd, Ranpo's words rang clear and distinct, emphasizing, "You can only take one, kay?"

Poe was a little suprised by the unexpected gesture. While he was well aware that Ranpo could easily perceive his profound anxiety, it was the mere act of Ranpo offering comfort that astonished him.

"Y-you're actually willing to share one of your sweets with me?!" Poe couldn't believe it. He knew how much Ranpo adored those treats; they were like his prized possessions. Sometimes, Poe even wondered if those sweets were some sort of life essence injected into Ranpo's veins for him to continue living. So, this gesture of offering a candy apple meant more than just a simple treat; it was a sign that Ranpo valued them and, morever, he cares.

And Ranpo knew it as well. He may care, but he has a hard time showing any sort of affection outwardly. It meant Ranpo intended it to be a sign in his own way, and Poe solved this puzzle as soon as it was found. And Poe was fairly elated on any confirmation of Ranpo's love.

Of course, this is all in the sense of rivalry love.

"Can't you see I'm doing it right now?" Ranpo prodded the apples closer to Poe, snapping him back from his thoughts. "So open up-! Say aaaa"

In a panic, Poe hastily reacted, swiftly parting his lips and taking a quick bite of the apple closest to his face.

As Poe took the first bite, a delectable flavor of caramel enveloped his taste buds, complemented by the crisp and succulent fruit beneath. The irresistible sweetness compelled him to go in for another bite.

With every bite into the apple, the intimidating crowd around him faded to insignificance. It was as if the detective's gesture held the power to solve anything. The sweet indulgence became a fleeting escape from reality, and Poe was captivated by the enchanting flavors and the unexpected solace it brought.

Well, it was as expected of the greatest detective in the world, after all.

Ranpo was observant, childish, and sweet.

Just like a candy apple.

[tvisnoton]

I need some good ranpoe headcanons…. I just KNOW that Poe gets jealous easily. But it’s not the “you’re mine” jealous, it’s the “how dare you think you’re that close to Ranpo” kind. Honestly? Ranpo loves it, because he likes to play with Poe and say things just to make him more jealous and get a reaction out of him.

[omvi-death]

Poe is multilingual and he uses that to his advantage.

I don’t know what languages he would speak but let’s say he at least speaks Japanese, English, French and Spanish.(he would probably know more tbh)

Anyways he would use this to his advantage to call Ranpo names like darling or my sunshine. Like just couple names. They are not dating tho.

So like an example would be that Ranpo helps with Poes latest book and Poe would say "thanks, ma parole(my darling)"

Or like “<<starlight>> help me out over here”(<<>> means it’s in English)

And so on.(pls if you have more ideas tell me)

But continuing this idea the agency(who knows at least English) would catch on quickly but really just not say anything. Ranpo would try to ask them what Poe had just said but they would all just make up excuses or say they didn’t know.

Also the reason it would be hard for Ranpo to know what Poe is saying is that Poe constantly switches names and languages.(he has a hidden list of nicknames)

This would get to a point where Ranpo would get a dictionary of every language that Poe knew and when poe hits him with the ma parole and man starts flipping.

But also Poe(when their alone) would use this to confess to Ranpo. Or like go into great detail about Ranpos eyes. Of course Ranpo would get annoyed at Poe just talking to him in a different language for like 10 minutes that he did his best to learn at least the basics of some of the languages.

Which leads us to a scene where Poe is (kinda) confessing and Ranpo instead of shoving him off like he always does or questioning Poe just turns to him and in English “<<yes i accept.>>”

Poe is obviously stunned that Ranpo just replied in English and that he just excepted he confession. And Ranpo ,who is impatient, then kisses him and so on.

I am not done I have a little more for this.

Poe would entirely write about Ranpo but would always do it in another language so Ranpo couldn’t sneak around and read it.

Also Atsushi would entirely ask Poe for nicknames and pet names just to annoy Akutagawa.(this would actually be adorable and Atsushi would entirely use it because he knows that Akutagawa knows what he’s saying)

[cinnarinnn]

ranpoe headcanons because these two are taking over my mind

disclaimer: i'm not usually a writer, i just needed to express my thoughtsss

•starting off with my favorite: music. poe DEFINITELY listens to the cure. (100 percent not projecting :P) he's also a fan of abba and queen

•ranpo doesn't listen to much music, besides listening to it with poe, but when he does, i have a feeling he would listen to eminem

•poe can't sleep without noise, so he either has a white noise machine or shares earbuds with ranpo while cuddling

•speaking of sharing earbuds while cuddling, they either wake up with poe's phone off the bed or them tangled around ranpo's arm 😭

•ranpo CANNOT sleep (or be) straight to save his life. he goes to sleep being spooned by poe and wakes up sprawled out across the bed

•poe, however, stays mostly the same. that only changes when ranpo steals all the blankets >:(

•poe ALWAYS wakes up first. despite having a shitty sleep schedule, he always wakes up at the asscrack of dawn to make coffee for him and ranpo (and usually some pancakes too)

•even with all the sweets he eats, my man cannot cook or bake at ALL 💀

•before poe and ranpo started dating, poe forgot to eat a lot, but once ranpo came around he started cooking more to make sure ranpo ate more than just sweets

my little guys <333 i love them so much

[emotional-support-jester]

I imagine right after Poe and Ranpo got together Yosano threated to heal Poe like 40 times before she got rid of him if he ever were to hurt Ranpo in any way and he's just flushed and stuttering, trying to explain that he loves Ranpo very much and just wanted to bring his bf flowers at work but he is far too intimidated by the scary doctor lady. Yosano knows Poe is a good guy and probably helped to set them up but she's gotta look out for her bestie :)

[runboybeneaththemoon]

Ranpo and Poe visiting the mothman statue

[jeireilostt]

My favorite boys <3

[mothonthewall]

its ranpover

he needs to get a (second) hobby

[aceoflames]

Canon Poe would probably blush and squeel like a little schoolgirl if Ranpo ever asked him to hold his hand like his crush is so obvious- Seriously like if anyone is going to the anime expo that Asagiri is at and they get the chance to ask him anything I am BEGGING someone to ask him what Poe would do if Ranpo held his hand

[gh0stcave]

ranpo gets carsick very easily and it takes him quite some time to recover from it but he absolutely refuses to put down that book bc “i’m bored ed! you’re driving sooooo slowly!”

“but ranpo-san it’s not my fault. the speed limit is very low.”

and ranpo will scoff and whine and maybe even throw a small tantrum about the “stupid speed limits. stupid road. stupid laws. why can’t we just teleport like that nikolai guy does” but will definitely refuse to close the book and now they have to pull over bc ranpo has to throw up (spoilers: he probably can’t)

(i also hc that since he eats LOTS of snacks, his body is very used to nauseas so he just… can’t throw up anymore)

and poe knows he can’t throw up but he still pulls over every single time and holds ranpo’s hair very fucking patiently while he tries to throw up like an angry child

and maybe at some point, ranpo thinks poe might get annoyed bc poe can be squeamish (is this the right word???) but actually poe doesn’t mind it that much bc it’s ranpo. it’s not his fault. it’s just his body being a bitch.

[acespokerclub]

Fukuzawa's sandals gently tapped the pavement of Yokohama's plaza as he strolled by a small ledge with a cat perched on the rails. As he peered into the cat's deep blue eyes, he staggered back, someone having bumped into him. He caught himself stealthily and glared up. The man staring at him curiously was Fitzgerald, the founder of the Guild. The two organization creators looked at each other for a hesitatingly awkward moment before resuming back to normal.

"Francis," Fukuzawa greeted. Fitzgerald chuckled. "I hear your kid is dating one of mine," Fitzgerald mentioned. Fukuzawa's eyes widened. Fukuzawa glanced back and forth. Ranpo? Was that who he meant? Fitzgerald heaved a sigh. "*Your kid*, Ranpo." Fitzgerald explained. Fukuzawa relaxed. "Do you mean Ranpo and Poe's current relationship?" Fukuzawa inquired. Fitzgerald nodded.

"What do you make of it?" Fukuzawa asked Fitzgerald casually. Fitzgerald shrugged. "I don't ever interact with Poe, as he's a very reserved person. I suppose that them dating makes sense, though," Fitzgerald declared. "I agree. They are an interesting match," Fukuzawa said.

Neither of them said anything for a brief moment. The paper-white cat Fukuzawa had been conversing with before hopped down from the ledge and wandered away. "I trust the Detective Agency will win the battle at hand," Fitzgerald said. Fukuzawa nodded confidently. "Give my regards to Poe," Fukuzawa murmured. Fitzgerald nodded and continued his travel to a local store with several on-sale items. Fukuzawa settled onto a bench and considered everything that had just happened. "Hmm.. Ranpo and Poe?" Fukuzawa thought. "I suppose I'd be fine with them being together."

That interaction was an interesting one. Founders of organizations that contain members using powerful abilities does not happen every day. Ranpo and Poe were indeed romancing, and everyone agreed with their dynamic. That was what had happened that fateful morning in Yokohama.

[hrtsaeko]

HI HI HELLO! I am torn between Bungo and Blue Lock but still I just read a bunch of stuff about Bungo would I be able to get some fluffy RanPoe headcanons/whatever works best for you because they are my favourite little guys HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT OR WHATEVER TIME OF DAY IT IS

hi hi thank u !! ranpoe has to be on my top 3 bsd ships i got you🙏

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ranpoe hcs!

contents : just fluffy ranpoe :)

- ranpo takes a lot of naps throughout his day (i just know it) and poe often stops whatever he’s doing joins him

- poe big spoon ranpo small spoon

- they tried joining book reading clubs in many libraries but they quit the idea because one chapter into the books and they already knew the whole plot

- ranpo is a terrible cook but still tries to do something for poe when he’s very tired (ofc poe loves it regardless of the taste)

- whenever they go on vacation and sleep in a hotel ranpo always eats everything inside the minibar and poe always sighs happily

- poe has brought ranpo snacks from america for him to try and he became obsessed with airheads, so every once in a while a huge ass box filled with airhead packages is delivered to their doorstep

- every week they dedicate one afternoon trying to solve those fake cases they sell online and when they get bored of that they watch crime documentaries

- poe loves olives, ranpo hates olives (i take ranpo as a picky eater)

- ranpo’s love language is quality time, so he is the one who plans most surprise dates

- on karl’s birthday, ranpo got him a little purple scarf and i swear poe almost cried

- poe writes down all the small details about ranpo, ranpo does too but he keeps them to himself

- they have the most adorable height difference oh my god

- type of couple to annoy every other one (bc they’re literally superior)

- ranpo started liking classical music a LOT because of poe

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a/n: ranpoe my beloveds no one can ever hurt you two </3