#Randy is pissed

[british-randyjade-reblogs]

Yeah I’m normal.

[zhinchino]

🥷‼️

[stanleys-marsh]

okay so this is really stupid, but Stanley and Shelley starts with S, just like Sharon, but it also ends with Y, just like Randy

so what i mean is that i like to think that randy and sharon chose these names carefully because they wanted names that matched theirs, and idk i just thought that its really cute

[pelcrow]

"Everything you see will be yours if you fall down on your knees and worship me."

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Billy: This was 100% successful stakeout

Stu: We lost Randy

Billy: This was 120% successful trip

[stillmadaboutpetra]

like you just KNOW that at work, Randy has asked Benson if he can go to the bathroom. bensons an /adult./ randy doesnt know who he needs permission from. probably spent a week thinking benson was a manager, with his tucked in shirt and sense of control. but. cmon.

benson's on the flattop, just behind randy, every once in awhile dropping a basket of fries and randys at the register doing counter service. its dead. theres one table and they already have their food and randy will clean it up when they go. and he thinks about it for a loooong time, practicing exactly how to do it, how to say it, not be a weirdo and not piss anyone off.

bensons watching him , always. keeps randy at the edge of his visions even when hes turned away. he always keeps an eye on randy. sometimes its hard, with the way randy doesnt move around, and the eye wants to slide past him like a dog walking past the rabbit tucked low and still in the grass. or a snake. but hes keeping an eye on him all the same so he sees randy keep turning his way and looking around and fidgetting, somethings cooking in that little blond head of his.

finally. finally. randy turns. "benson" soft, quick, his mouth doesnt even seem to fully open around his name. "im - can i go to the bathroom," nervous eyes. his hands open and close at his side. it makes the veins stand out on the back of them.

and jesus christ. benson pushes his tongue up against the back of his teeth, bites at the tip just to keep himself in check. stares blankly at randy because are you serious, and, knowing, if he said no, randy wouldnt. hed stand there all goddamn day. maybe work up the courage to ask again. bet he could say no all day and the kid would hold it till he got home.

so benson says what anyone would. "i dont know bradley, can you?" and anyone else would roll their eyes. randy clears his throat, looks down, "may i?" like he knows better and benson says "jesus, yes," just to get him out of his sight. and when randys back is turned, benson adjusts himself and barks out a "dont ask me again. i aint your keeper." that makes randy stop and start and hurry.

[wormswurld]

randy bradley little girl. randy bradley emotional little boy. randy bradley sacrificial lamb. randy bradley as a deer that’s about to get shot in the forest. randy bradley princess. randy bradley attic wife. randy bradley bed wetter :(

[phone-kisser]

Why is it SO hard for people to not say slurs I'm confused 😭🙏🏼 like "it's just a word!!!!" NO IT'S NOT. They're offensive and rude and they're (almost) NEVER said in a good light. If it's just a word, then why is it so hard for you to NOT say it? Why is this so-called 'normal word' so funny to you? It's a HUGE problem in my opinion and it happens all the time. Also like, the pass thing? Like someone will say "I have the pass so it's okay!!" That is NOT how it works and I hate that. Like bro just because some people find it funny doesn't mean it's not extremely offensive and rude to the people it's targeting. I hate people that just throw slurs around like candy. If you can RECLAIM them, pop off! But if you can't? DON'T SAY THEM. Simple as that.

[tobbogan-13]

Yay Gutenberg got nominated for best revival!!!!!

[tabithatwo]

We’ve talked about the MEN in the present timeline but for me also MEN in the past are getting too much time, like Ben Paul shit, now ben might have his own storyline with this cave, and Travis is so key right now because he intervened in the moment and his brother is dead and he’s prob gonna have a crisis or reaffirming of faith (maybe? If they show fallout of anything?) and maybe these plot lines are going somewhere big and maybe they’re gonna be great, I’m not even discussing that right now okay, my point is either way like there are TWO MEN and they’re eating SO MUCH screentime and one of them even added a THIRD MAN with his brain or the supernatural or whatever lmfao like let me LIVE let me have my WOMEN

[plugnuts]

Basically mine and @qxs’s reaction when watching the new ep + bonus Stan

[british-randyjade-reblogs]

Hey um.

Ramble- vent as well sorry.

Read if you want I guess.

Sorry guys-

I recently lost a friend, they randomly unfollowed all my accounts and have completely stopped talking to me. They didn’t tell me why nor give any other reasoning behind it.

I don’t know if they understand quite how much it affects me to loose a friend by them simply just ghosting me, it hurts more somehow.most night I think about them, think about what I could of done wrong to make them mad, what I could of done to make them hate me and I don’t understand.

Am I weird?

Do people think I’m toxic?

Am I a bad person?

Am I in the wrong?

I can’t stop my brain from telling me I’m toxic, disgusting, ugly. The person Nobody wants to be around

I’m scared to make friends. I’m scared to lose other people. I don’t talk to a lot of my friends anymore, in case they leave me too.

What’s wrong with me?

To think a year ago I thought this was a dream?

No. I’m living in a fucking NIGHTMARE

Most days the thing I hear is “you should probably get therapy”

And sometimes people even making death jokes.

“Stop being sensitive”

I’m not sensitive, anyone asking you to stop something isnt because they’re sensitive.

Just listen to people when they tell you to stop.

I hide behind my Internet face so I can escape what people think I am when they meet me.

I’m scared.

I’m sorry.

I may be the one in the wrong here.

Maybe it’s my fault?

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

i feel like no showfall charlie was one of those kids that called randy his full government name instead of dad

yea

[humongousabysmal]

this screenshot is so great lol

[mitchmarnier]

do not FUCKING come on my posts from OVER A YEAR AGO saying “you’re tired of seeing (xyz)”. Fuck you. posts have fucking timestamps.

Also your headcanons are not canon so cut your superiority BULLSHIT

[claymoresofinfamy23]

Does anyone else go through the internal struggle of creating a whole new character from scratch every time you fall for someone? Just me? Okay. Let me shut up.