#i seriously need help

[geekgasmiic]

Marriage is so scary because what if they don’t want to rewatch Dead Poets Society with me every week?

[47lake]

loser billie’s been on my mind lately

loser billie that will drop everything to focus on you

loser billie that has you as her lock screen, so that every time she gets hit on she can just flash a picture of you and walk away

loser billie that loves it when you pick out funny shirts for her like: ‘i ❤️ my sexy gf’ ‘i have a wife please get away from me’ ‘girls love my loser swag’ ‘i’m afraid of women’ etc.

loser billie that the main high point of her day is when you come back home to her

loser billie that’s a little too touchy in public because she just can’t believe you’re all hers

loser billie that gets so engrossed in her games and rambles on and on about them while you just admire her pretty smile

loser billie that likes it when you stare at her hands when she’s using her game controller

loser billie that gets so focused on her game or her music that she doesn’t notice you taking your clothes off in front of her

loser billie that follows you around like a dog on a leash

loser billie that will do anything to satisfy you, you’re her main priority

loser billie that begs to touch you

loser billie that would rather make you cum that herself any day of the week

loser billie that doesn’t care how desperate or pathetic she seems, as long as she’s pleasing you she’s satisfied

hope you guys enjoy this little drabble while i work on a few other fics !!

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masterlist taglist

[sweetchildofrocknroll]

[izothepsych0skrunkly]

goofy ass convo I had w someone

all BC of tunnvin 😔🙏

(ppl NEED to post more tunnvin I'm BEGGING)

[1think1twasvodk4]

are y’all seeing what i’m seeing

my double vision is getting a bit serious

[a-teabag-in-gay-crisis]

"I worshipped you. I grew jealous of every one to whom you spoke. I wanted to have you all to myself. I was only happy when I was with you."

A true depiction of brotherhood, there is nothing more brotherly than this. The love between siblings really shows.

[your-ne1ghbor]

Star boy x Asha dyamic

I decided to explore more of Star Boy's design more, mainly playing with the color pallet then it dawned on me.

HE SHOULD BE LIKE EVERY SORT OF ANIMATION!!!

He can be black/white animation like VERY old disney, to clay (I will make him into that later hehe), to a sketch version of him! And I was like:

Also, I plan on exploring some hair styles for Asha but for now Im pretty settled with her design :3

Also I imagine their dyamic to be like:

Star (casually freaking out): WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THIS LIKE WHAT IS THIS AHHHHHHHHHHH. IS THIS LOVE??? WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGG

Asha (trying to hide it by denying it): Nah, I cant have feelings for him (long pause) RIGHT???

Star (walks up to Asha): I have a question. What is love?

(he walks up to her since he trusts her a lot and knows that he does have changed feelings for her but doesnt know what it is so like AHHHHH)

Asha:

Star: You Good?

Asha: Skadadles 🏃‍♂️💨

Star: utter confusion

Man I love these guys!

sUrElY nOtHiNg BaD WiLl hApPeN...

(Meanwhile my alternative list of endings are growing)

True Ending

Good Ending

Bad Ending

Fire Ending

Bitter-Sweet Ending

Revenge/Insane Ending

I might explain them in another post, but yeah....

(listened to epic musical and uhh got inspired haha)

@signed-sapphire @oh-shtars @chillwildwave @annymation @rascalentertainments @uva124

I am sad to admit that I have failed you guys...

I bought...

Wish Merch

SPECIFICALLY ASHA SINCE THEY DIDN'T HAVE STAR PLUSHIES

I mean she was 40% off I had to get her man...

but like broooo WHYYY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF

[weirdlookingsnakewithlegs]

I don’t believe I’ve stated this but I’ve got a haunted doll in my house who’s favorite spot to be happens to be my bed. For those that also don’t know, I am TERRIFIED of dolls— I hate them and they creep me out.

Now I’m sure there are questions:

Weird, why do you have the doll? It was my biological grandmother’s and the only thing I have of her.

Are you sure it’s not your roommate? My roommate has more respect for me than what most would believe and it also moves when it’s just me at home.

What about your pets? Both my cat and dog don’t tend to go near the spot the doll is set on. And had my dog been the one to bother it I’m very sure I would have found bite marks or tears by now but nope she’s entirely clean.

Now this, is the doll.

That suitcase is her spot! I do not touch her, move her, or anything like that as I don’t want to be near it nor reminded of its existence!

This is a problem though because as I started before, it likes my bed.

I’m making this post because when I had awoken on this fine Tuesday morning, my roommate had already left for work and my bed was doll free. I went to take a shower, mind you my cat and my dog like to be in the bathroom with me while I do, and I return to find the doll draped over a pillow in my bed.

This is the third time in the past two months I’ve found her in my bed.

I’m going to have a heart attack someday and I want you to all know THIS is gonna be the reason why.

[emmikoochaitea]

Pimp Simon

[feelbokkie]

THERE WAS AN OUTFIT CHANGE HOLY SHIT I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

WHO PUT HIM IN ALL WHITE??? BLESS THEM BECAUSE WOW BUT ALSO WHAT ABOUT MY SANITY

It’s my fault for checking my phone because it’s dead at work. Unfortunately a customer came up to me right after so i had to lock in so quick

God bless whoever put him in all white oh my fucking god

[giulliadella]

I knew I shouldn't have watched the remake. Now I made this and I have to live with the fact that I made this.

[kquil]

just quickly because i can't decide, which order should i go for, darlings?

don't worry about what this exactly for, just know that it's in anticipation for my poly marauders x reader 'Heroes in Tattoos' series update in October (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

[leahsgf]

it’s 5am and i’ve just written three. yes three. alexia fics that may or may not be entirely smut

[izothepsych0skrunkly]

chat I wanna Kms so bad!!!!! >_<

Whenever my friens wanna do an rp w me they never allow ships 😭

I need new friends to rp w so we can make out in a really gay way as my favourite ships 😔🙏

[sonofrose]

My obssession is probably going to last well after the Splatfest.

https://twitter.com/combotchi/status/1798019665974919535

https://twitter.com/_96gal/status/1797056288494662138

https://twitter.com/imaikuy0/status/1795565712695792058

https://twitter.com/plum0o0

https://twitter.com/tojillust

https://twitter.com/TaMa5Sp/status/1798331017784377536

https://twitter.com/a_o_hi_to/status/1797962754646786154

https://twitter.com/_you_ha_/status/1797120879941566936

[urworstnightmarelmao]

I forgot to bite my fucking friend today now I'm fucking mad