#Random idea

[fyi-its-about-to-get-bi]

This is absolutely wonderful 

Assassin Heir? Crime Fighting Furry? NOPE NO THANK YOU!

"Danyal, its time to end this game and return with me."

Danny should had known Clockwork had something in mind when he sent him on this mission. He knew he should had been suspicious of the time keeper when he noticed the little 'this is going to be fun' smile on his face when he sent Danny off into the portal.

"Get back here you demon spawn 2.0!"

But how was he supposed to know that he'd wake up in this world version of himself in a pit full of corrupted (AND NASTY) ectoplasim at the tender age of five or that when he swam up to the surface he'd be meeting face to face with what was apparently a cult.

"-O just spotted him a block away! I'll try to cut itty bitty bridie off!"

An Assassins Cult his, new to him, loving yet a little insane mother was in charge of (though during the few months he stayed in the compound he heard rumors and gossip from maids and others alike that if his grandfather returned from the dead he'll take over once again, no doubt punish Talia for creating another heir after the failure of the last one, most likely was going to kill Danny and that... that was can of worms Danny didn't wanna deal with yet)

"Ten bucks says they try to stab RR when we get the feral thing home"

"...Losers bet...."

Danny had lived with his mother for a while after being brought back from the 'dead' for apparently the first time, it turned out training a five year old with an actual sword and a dumbass hidden revenge seeking teacher was a terrible idea.

"I swear if this one tries to murder me like the others I'm asking Zatanna if there is a curse on me."

He dealt with her high demands of perfection, the endless training, and the constant comparisons to his apparent older brother Damain... Who didn't know Danny, or rather Danyal existed.

Nor did his father (when Danny, using his powers he's kept hidden since 'waking' up in this Realm, he sneaked his way around the base and discovered how he came into the world. And tbh he couldn't blame his mom how she made him, she was an assassin first and foremost, being naturally pregnant would had painted a target on her for to long... but he also felt it was unfair and an asshole move on his unsuspecting father as well)

"As your elder brother I demand you to stop running!"

Now don't get him wrong, he did like his new mother (total badass assassin lady and all that) and he knew she loved him in her own... deadly way. But yeah, she really shouldn't be taking care of kids. He could tell she struggled with wanting to be a normal mother but her first instinct after so many years was to be an assassin first.

Something she was trying to engrave into Danny with as well.

"Ah, hello Beloved. I see you've learned of our Danyal."

"Talia. Back away from him and leave Gotham now."

"I can not do that. The League needs an heir and since Damian refuses to return... I have decided to create a new one and I shall not be leaving until he returns with me."

"Talia."

Hence why when Danny, or rather Danyal al Ghul had gotten decent control over his powers he decided to leave the League. Again nothing wrong with the life his mom leads, to each their own, but he... really, really didnt want to be an assassin. Or an assassin heir.

So here he was, after almost a year on the run, using his powers and training to out smart and out maneuver his mother and her many band of Assassins, in Gotham. One of the last places he ever wanted to run to cause he knew his father and brother lived here.

It was just his luck that his mother had managed to intercept his train ride that passed into Gotham for a few hours and forced him to run into the city...

Add her assassins into the mix and running into Robin, who heard from Oracle his mother had been spotted chasing a young boy across the city, that same night.

After that it became a full on "catch me if you can" chase for not only his mother but for the batclan as well.

And after two whole days of chase, it seemed like the final showdown was about to begin because everyone was on top of this rooftop, his mother and her assassins on one side, his father and the batclan on the other and Danny well... he was right in the middle of all of it.

He just had to hope no one would notice him once the fighting started...

[aaeeart]

it's the shock of being threatened with death that's gotten her so frozen. no other reason

[flamingpudding]

The Stand-in Job

Danny loved his job. It was an easy on call job he got rather on accident. But it paid well and gave him enough time to deal with ghost matters outside of scheduled work hours.

Though now he got stuck in a situation his Boss had not provided him with a script and or explanation how to behave for.

Danny was a simple Stand-in. Sort of like a Stuntman kind of job. His boss was paying him to simple take his place during public appearances, or meetings with no big decision he has to sit through just to listen. Or on the easiest of days, to just sit in his boss office so it appears that someone is there while his boss was doing who knows what. Danny doesn't question, that's why his boss liked him.

But again, no where in his contract was described how he was supposed to handle this situation. So now he was stuck having beat up a couple of wannabe kidnappers and some vigilantes talking to him all casually going on and on how 'Tim', his boss, wasn't supposed to do that to not risk his public image. Should he record this as evidence for his Boss? It sounded like these vigilantes were spilling some of his boss' secrets that shouldn't be known to the public.

Tim just needed someone to sit in his place to make it appear like he was there when he had cases to work through. Danny was the perfect hire for it and Tim liked very much that Danny doesn't ask questions, like he understood. Yet when Danny sent him a text questioning how he should behave as Stand-in in front of Gotham's vigilantes.... Tim wasn't sure if he should feel offended or highly amused about his siblings not realizing that the one kidnapped in public hadn't been Tim but his Stand-in Danny.

[injuries-in-dust]

Humans being like livestock guardian dogs to aliens 👽

Loyal, gentle, strong and patient. They'll rest and relax with you on the porch, or play with the kids all day every day.

But if something tries to threaten that alien family, that same human will vanish for two days and come back covered in blood (none of it their own.)

Edited: changed "herding dogs." To "Livestock guardian." I got my dog types mixed up.

[danilights2021]

Part 1

A Ghostly Text Mishap

Danny flopped onto his bed, phone in hand, glaring at the screen. Another long day of dealing with Vlad's manipulative nonsense had left him frustrated beyond belief. He opened his messages, found the contact labeled Trucker, and began furiously typing.

Danny: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time. The absolute NERVE of this guy. You’d think being half-dead would make someone LESS petty, but nooo, this man’s ego is bigger than the Ghost Zone.

Danny: He tried to "buy" my parents' company AGAIN. He offered to “help” with ghost containment tech but really just wants to snoop around for weaknesses in the portal.

Danny: AND he had the audacity to call me “Little Badger” like it’s a term of endearment. I swear, if I hear that ONE MORE TIME, I might go full ghost and dropkick him into the Fenton Thermos.

Satisfied with his venting, Danny tossed his phone onto the bed and buried his face in his pillow. Unbeknownst to him, he had made one critical mistake.

Jason Todd, aka Red Hood, was sitting in his safe house, polishing his guns when his phone buzzed. He glanced at the screen.

Unknown Number: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time…

Jason raised an eyebrow. “What the hell is this?” he muttered, scrolling through the tirade. By the time he got to “Little Badger”, he was smirking.

He typed back:

Jason: Kid, I think you’ve got the wrong number. Unless this “Plasmius” guy is a Gotham villain I’ve somehow missed.

Danny’s phone buzzed, and he rolled over to check it. His heart dropped when he saw the reply.

Danny: Oh no. This isn’t Trucker, is it?

Jason: Nope. But you’ve got my attention. Who’s Plasmius, and why does he sound like the type of guy I’d shoot on principle?

Danny hesitated, then decided to just roll with it.

Danny: Short version: he’s a half-ghost fruitloop billionaire who’s obsessed with ruining my life, becoming my creepy stepdad, and taking over the world. Think Lex Luthor but undead and ickier.

Jason burst out laughing, earning a curious glance from Roy Harper, who had just walked in.

“Who’s got you laughing like that?” Roy asked, setting down a bag of takeout.

“Some kid who texted me by mistake,” Jason replied, showing him the messages.

Roy skimmed them and snickered. “Plasmius? Sounds like a knockoff vampire villain.”

Jason’s fingers flew over the keyboard.

Jason: Okay, kid, you’ve officially got my interest. I don’t know who you are, but if this Plasmius guy’s half as bad as you say, I’ve got some creative ways to deal with him. You in Gotham?

Danny stared at the message, blinking. Who even was this guy? But... he did sound like he knew how to handle problems.

Danny: Uh, no. I’m from Amity Park. It’s kind of a supernatural hotspot, so I’ve got it covered. But thanks for the offer, I guess?

Jason smirked.

Jason: Supernatural hotspot? Kid, you’re talking to someone who’s been resurrected. Ghosts don’t scare me.

Danny froze. Resurrected? Oh no. This guy might actually know about the supernatural.

Danny: ...Wait, who ARE you?

Jason: Name’s Jason. Most people call me Red Hood. Ever heard of me?

Danny blinked, then groaned. “Of course. I text a vigilante. Just my luck.”

Danny: ...Yeah, I’ve heard of you. So, uh, thanks for not tracking this number and showing up at my house or something.

Jason: Yet.

Danny felt a shiver run down his spine.

Danny: That’s not funny, dude.

Jason: Relax, Little Badger. Your secret’s safe with me. For now. But hey, if you ever need help dealing with your undead billionaire problem, hit me up.

Danny sighed, shaking his head.

Danny: Sure. Thanks, I guess?

Jason leaned back, grinning as he saved the number under Ghost Kid.

“Roy, I think I just found the weirdest contact in my phone.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing,” Roy replied, tossing Jason a burger.

“Not bad. Just… different.” Jason chuckled. “Plasmius, huh? Sounds like fun.”

[chaewcake]

life   있   is   a   𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝   choice.  

𝒪ne   day   we   have   to   choose   what   kind   of   person   we   are   going   to   be.  

✩   𝗐𝖾   𝖺𝗋𝖾   𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘀   𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀   𝖿𝗈𝗋   𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾   𝗍𝗈   𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇   𝗎𝗌   𝖺𝗇𝖽   𝗌𝖾𝖾   𝗎𝗌   𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 운여.

✧  𝒮 .  𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌   𝗍𝗁𝖾   𝗐𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀   𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗇   𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌   𝗒𝗈𝗎   𝗂𝗇   𝗍𝗁𝖾   𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍   𝖽𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇.

─   𝒴ou   don't   need   to   𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞   others   of   who   you   are   윋응

♥︎   no   one   can   𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞   𝐦𝐞   more   than   i   can.

𝟤𝟤 : 𝟥𝟣 ఇ     𝒊   decided   to   love   the   destiny   that   chose   me.

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[theglamorousferal]

I read a phic roughly 14 years ago where Danny made his closet door the door to his lair and he based it off Escher paintings and a little bit of Bosch. I wonder if the modern-day equivalent would be the back rooms?

What if the back rooms all connect to Danny’s lair? Would he set up certain spots at places he frequents to get into his haunt and then home faster than the bus? You would have to be at least a little ecto-contaminated or liminal to get through, or a ghost, or magic.

If you go a certain route in Casper High or the Mall then you end up in the back rooms and a normal person would get lost, but Danny can figure his way around and anybody else gets lost. He’s able to sense where they are though and he’s able to guide them out.

If he connected to other heroes he could make routes in their cities to be able to get there faster.

Danny makes an extra wing that leads into caves and a certain route brings you to the Batcave. A section of the lair leads to the basement of the office building for the Daily Planet. He sets doors all throughout his lair, one leading to Jump City in the Titan’s basement. Another leads to Central City.

Tucker gets into MIT, so he forms an area that leads to an abandoned tram line. Jazz gets into Gotham U so he connects to an old smuggling tunnel. Sam gets into Metropolis and so he forms a door at the end of an alleyway.

[spacebattleshippotemkin]

Riderman wrote this.

[astro-light-space]

Do y'all think the Bat kids actually despise Brucie Wayne the billionaire playboy? Just imagine them groaning every time Bruce acts like Brucie during galas- because the tone he uses is so unusual for his normal grumpy voice. So when he speaks in that almost cheerful tone, it just catches all the bat kids so off-guard that they actually start doubting if that just happened or if they've been kidnaped and forced into living in some kind of fake simulation- and the worst part, is that Bruce knows they hate it and still does it sometimes out of nowhere just to mess with them-

*one random morning*

Tim: good morning B

Bruce: *in his B*tchboy Brucie voice* oh good morning sweetheart, I made some tea for you on the counter, don't want you all stressed in the morning *skedaddles walks out of the kitchen*

Dick who just so happened to be eating cereal in the kitchen: *drops his spoon into the bowl in shock*

Tim: *equally as confused* what just happened..? Am I having a stroke..?

*Damian and Tim having a slight argument that can get physical at any point*

Damian: I demand you take that back right this instance.

Tim: try me brat.

Bruce: *in his Brucie voice* now now kids, be nice to each other. We don't want a fight breaking out, now do we?

Damian: Father... what..???

Tim: am I having a stroke again-???

*Batman and Red Hood right after beating up some goons at a warehouse*

Jason: *putting his gun away* never going out with you again, I swear...

Bruce: *full Brucie voice* Come on now Son is this any way to talk with your father?

Jason: ... did you hit your head, old man...?

[pineapple-guy228]

Anya?

I have some strange ideas.

Dandy's world & Mouthwashing

[ourdadai]

🦢  ໜສ  𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗈𝖽   𝒫𝖾𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗌   𝖿𝖾𝗅𝗅   𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍   𝖽𝖺𝗒 ✿. ( 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟵   )  𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾   𝗂   𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽   𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋   𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾   𝗒𝗈𝗎   𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽   𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗌   𝗈𝖿  𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗈𝖽

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[bluerosefox]

Protecting Family

Hmmm

I'm on a Danny is Dick's child kick rn so I'm making more.

But lets add in some Ghost King Danny!, Dad to a deaged Ellie and Dan! And toddler Mar'i Grayson.

Danny was conceived during Dick's amnesia year when he was Ric and the woman couldn't find him to tell him (or maybe the Owls caught wind of the pregnancy and took her) and he ended up somehow (hmmm maybe a meddling time keeper?) with the Fentons.

Danny grows as a Fenton, he knows he was adopted btw, then becomes Phantom, protects Amity, becomes the Ghost King and things seem to be going okay between Amity Parkers and the Infinite Realms since they took care of the GIW problem, AND has been a good doting teen dad to his deaged 'cousins/clones' turned kids.

Danny was going to go pick his kids up from daycare one day when CHAOS happens. Just as he wrangles Ellie onto his shoulders, cause she wants to be tall today, and about to take Dan's hand cause he's and I quote "A big boy and not a baby like Ellie, Dad!" he suddenly feels the tug of his family being in danger.

Thing is, its a blood related danger. Meaning someone blood related to him was in grave danger, and by the emotions he can feel, its someone young, way younger than him.

Problem.

The only people Danny knows with his blood in their veins and are young enough for the feeling are with him.

So who?

But due to Danny being a protector spirit AND knowing the feeling is from someone as young as his own kids, Danny decides to use his Ghost King Powers to summon said person from the danger to him.

Danny opens his free arms out just as a tiny toddler with black hair like his own but with bright green eyes, even the sclera were green, in a ruined party dress drops from the sky from the summoning circle that had opened above him.

Danny stares at the terrified child, whose hands are tied by rope and was crying, and takes notes of certain traits she had that he saw every time in the mirror or on his own kids, same eye shape and cheekbones. He can tell his ghost core has claimed her as family but not as his kid though.

No the connection that formed was almost like his connection with Jazz but a bit stronger.

This kid, was his sister. His blood related one.

-Meanwhile-

Dick Grayson, aka Nightwing, and his family were freaking the fuck out.

Dick was already panicked when his daughter Mar'i had gotten kidnapped just a few hours ago by the Joker.

Now he was feeling pure dread when his daughter, who was about to be killed, was suddenly pulled into a strange glowing circle at the last minute and disappeared into thin air.

[danilights2021]

Part 1 and 1/2

Wrong Number texts #1

Danny: So then Skulker decides the best way to catch me is by building a giant robot suit. But he forgot to calibrate it for the Ghost Zone’s gravity, so it immediately toppled over and crushed his entire lair. Absolute genius, right?

Jason: I’m torn between laughing and feeling secondhand embarrassment for him. Do all your villains suck this much?

Danny: Hey, I don’t pick my rogues’ gallery. But yeah, most of them are either weird, incompetent, or trying way too hard. Vlad’s the only real threat, and that’s just because he cheats.

Jason: Billionaires always cheat. It’s in their DNA.

Masterpost

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Werewolf Billy Batson but he got bit as Marvel so only Captain Marvel is the only one who transforms, but he’s more of a day time hero and isn’t out at night often

This causes confusion one night, when after a mission Marvel disappears for a few minutes and comes back as a giant wolf with a thunder-tagged collar in lack of, y’know, clothing to wear the sigil on

Or worse, he turns the first time on the Watchtower right after stepping into one of the windowed areas next to the moon. So suddenly there’s a giant dog on the satellite trying to turn a chair into a chew toy.

[flamingpudding]

Random futuristic dpxdc idea I am having during work.

Damian took over being Batman when Bruce, stubborn as a bull, finally decided to retire. Of course, any good Batman needs a Robin. And when Damian heard of a teen hero protecting his town all on his own without the help of any adults, he decided he found the perfect candidate to become his Robin to mentor. A traumatized boy who needed a loving, finacial, stable, and protective family he and his siblings could provide with no problem. Even if the kid didn't seem to realize that right now.

Bruce is enjoying his retirement and watching amused Damian's first attempt in adopting his own son that isn't an animal for once.

The bat family are laughing at the irony of Damians attempts in getting his own Robin to Mentor.

And Danny is freaked out at the adult in a Bat suite insisting he becomes Robin when he was already Phantom and was over analyzing his home life.