#Raise your hand if you’re surprised

[frostbeees]

another persistent 2023 draft boy

[cardinal-hexation]

I don’t wanna talk about it

[tosahobi-if]

ohhh is there a your own/og version of the mc?? And what animal would you pick for the mc? :0

there isn’t! i don’t think of any version of the mc as canon and imo the story works best if you think about each mc like a diverging timeline hehe everyone splits from the origin point

the mc is represented by a fox! you can pick whichever breed you like the most 😆

[dandelions-could-never]

Apples

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Your childhood tasted of apples.

You recall this whenever you bite into one,

Reddish peel giving way beneath your teeth,

The taste is of long summer days playing in the orchard,

Counting to twelve while the wolf turns its back,

Clambering up trunks to poke your head from the canopy,

Discovering new pockets of magic in the woods behind the house,

Fox dens and fallen trees and bluebell groves,

An autumn spent cradled in the arms of apple trees,

Collecting fruit that has never seen any light but that of the sun,

Throwing them down to person after person,

To be sent away in a crate.

The taste of an apple ripe in late summer is different to that in autumn,

And different again when juiced in a press,

To when it returns in a bottle.

Your childhood is marked by a sweet flavor you slowly grow to dislike,

Cloying saccharine that everyone else claims is delicious.

This taste is in everything you eat from October to January every year,

Sliced up in pastries, on cakes, in stews and pies and in anything sweet and often savoury too,

The taste of apples permeates every part of your mouth,

Impossible to ignore once you know it is there,

(It is always there)

You grow to circumvent the green-bottle juice,

Give it to guests or to hosts,

But avoid drinking it yourself,

Claim you’ve had enough for a lifetime,

(There are always more apples next season)

You grow up eating apples in a way few people do,

And yet you are ungrateful for the taste,

Sick of it being forced down your throat by people claiming that you’re lucky,

(You are)

(You know you are)

(But if you are so, so unbelievably lucky, then why does there seem to be a rot at the core of your apple-sweet childhood)

(Why does a maggot worm its way through white flesh, eating away at the innocence you deserved)

(Why does the hand plucking the apple look so much like your mother’s)

[lexamushexamus]

tumblr what the fuck is this

[flightrisssk05]

Real life bassoon are very huge i found out. Thankfully wirt is playing frog bassoon

[endless-shrimp-tour]

Johnny Knoxville is a whore 🫢🫢🫢 say it ain’t so

Haiii it’s 🦷 here

Anyway for context- I work in la, I work in a popular barber shop. I see Jeff Tremaine on the reg but ANYWAY. I have a friend whose like family friends w Johnny and me and her were chatting. So he goes through women sooo frequently bc while he’s a great guy and super charismatic- he’s a fucking whoreeee. He cheats on every spouse he’s ever had, he loves younger beautiful women. He can’t not fuck a hot girl. ALLEGEDLY

oh my god thank you for this. my eyes widened the more and more i read ur submission, jesus christ

[agentidiot]

the fact that tommy has two (2) sons make no sense to me i mean he’s a girls dad

[queeniesaewblog]

Adam bitching at the ref while Roddy suffers

Baby girl..

[wrathofrats]

cw// blood and kinda fucked up stuff about crazy nurse cumulus

okay I've been thinking about your blood post and uuuh what if cumulus kept every vial she poured aether's blood into as a cute little memory? maybe she always keeps one with her, whether as a blood vial necklace or just stashed in her bra, right between her tits so that she's never so far away from her darling bloodbank :3 anyways i'm disappearing into the void bye

No no no need to disappear pls continue

Ugh I love weird cumulus. I think she fucking loves quint blood, as most do but she … she gets a bit feral over it. She’s just lucky aether loves feeling stupid and weak and dizzy for her!! And ofc she keeps a supply around for when she wants some, has a taste right in front of him so he remembers what he’s good for (:

[hall-of-fandom-stimboards]

Monty Finch w/ gay and demiromantic themes!! {Self indulgent (One of the most self indulgent headcanons I have)}

X X X X X X X X X

[frostbeees]

OOOOHHH Cam/Jamie in a band au? (Any kind of band except like boybands please)

okay this is gonna be a little different but this is what came to mind. we’re going country

cam in a country band playing one of the small stages at stagecoach (it all comes back to this). it’s just him and turcs, acoustic guitars and soft vocals. the indie kind of country.

jamie didn’t even want to go. the sun and blistering heat don’t get along with him but trevor insisted. booked the vrbo, drove them out there, and stocked the fridge with a lot of alcohol (and a little bit of food)

jamie tries to get away with spending the day in the pool instead of hitting some sets but trevor doesn’t let that fly. jamie throws on an unbuttoned short sleeve shirt and pulls on a pair of torn up denim shorts and follows trevor

cam and turcs are playing the smallest stage at stagecoach which. is fine. cam’s just happy to be there honestly after years of playing the dingiest dive bars. there’s still a good crowd in front of them and he keeps making eye contact with this pale skinned dark haired guy in the front. there’s another guy hanging off of him but he’s focused on talking to the girls next to him. the dark haired guy tho is laser focused on cam

jamie loses trevor after the set, partially on purpose tbh. he grabs two beers, stashes one can in his pocket and cracks open the second. he downs half of it while he wanders around trying to not run into anyone except when he’s avoiding a group of girls he runs straight into the guy who was just on stage. he apologizes at least 12 times before offering the guy the beer in his pocket. the guy, cam, takes it with a smile and after approximately two minutes of small talk, jamie’s following him back to his camper, shooting a text to trevor to not wait up

send me a potential AU (and a pairing) and I’ll tell you five fun facts that would happen in a story

[digitaldiseas3]

Hello Kate. It’s me jigsaw. In front of you is this ask. You will answer it and talk about your ocs. Or else the bear trap or something

OH NOOOOOO I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICEEEE

this is a picrew i made of them both just this morning and it’s actually my favorite picrew that i’ve ever done of either of them

on the left is joel; on the right is miya! EDIT BYW THEY ARE NOT LOVE INTERESTS. I FORGOT TO MAKE THAT CLEAR WAUGH

miya is a 16 year old girl who lives alone with her father, with whom she has a very… strained relationship, to say the least. she has a pretty sour attitude and often comes off as very abrasive. she’s super athletic and her hobbies are running, parkour, and urban exploring. it’s while she’s doing some urban exploring that she encounters joel, in the basement level of an abandoned office building in the middle of a ghost town.

joel is a quiet, mild-mannered young man who appears to be somewhere in his twenties. it can’t be known for sure how old he really is, as he suffers from severe retrograde amnesia. he’s hardly even confident that his name is joel at all. there’s only thing he knows for sure: he died in that building, and whatever incident led to his death was also ultimately why the town was deserted.

joel seems to be some sort of spirit, even an angel, stuck in this plane of existence. he can’t even leave the ruins of the office building— that is, not until miya arrives. he does have a corporeal form though, and can get injured; he just can’t be killed no matter how severely hurt he may be. he is already dead, after all. other than that, he looks just like a regular person. in some light though, miya swears she can almost see a soft golden aura of a halo above his head.

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i got carried away (really, really carried away) when i first tried typing out this introduction to them. i accidentally. ah. wrote basically an entire prologue to their story? i’ll link it here

[tosahobi-if]

NEW BANNER?

hehe （＾ν＾）

[lopez-richter-fangirl]

They really do love this… Laura girl?

[glen-powells]

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