#RUDE?

[local-researcher]

man I bet you'd look up if i said theres gullible written on the ceiling

That won't work on me, I'm not stupid.

Besides, I'm outside, there's no ceiling to look up at.

[angelsaxis]

um...........................why am i being gendered rn

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

Day 1006

He went to bed. We'll figure it out in the morning

[donsdawn]

Alright then, ill bite.

Why shouldn’t i look a gift horse in the mouth?

[xaallo]

The tiny mouse looking rat peers up at the much larger creature in both a mixture of fear and awe, rosey eyes blinking twice to take in the other’s full stature before reluctantly drawing his sword and shakily pointing it upwards.

“ S-Stay back — stay back, I’m w-warning you! “

He sounds no older than someone in their early 20’s…

"Eh?"

Xaallo turned round sleepily. Something had bumped into him...some vermin creature by the looks of it. He didn't meant to be rude, but the sneer twisting his face was a reflex. Xaallo didn't like mice or rats anymore than most people did, so a man-sized one pointing a weapon at him was not welcome news.

The buck rises and approaches, not terrified in the slightest, and deftly slaps the blade out of the mouse's hands. It clatters somewhere off to the side. Xaallo's eyes never leave the creature.

" Now," He starts.

" I'm gonna count to ten and I hope you're fast otherwise you're shaping up to get the horns, friend."

[spinebuster]

Choose between 2: Mark Davis or Willow Nightingale!

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[vroomvroomwee]

What if I did find the right person but I was not attracted to them because I don't experience attraction that way? What then Susan?

"What if you just haven't found the right person!"

What if I stabbed you until you bled out <2

[accadacca27]

Am i rude?

Someone please confirm or deny!

I'm very offended that my brother swore at me like that! The audacity of this man child!

[mylittleredgirl]

my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

[callisteios]

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

[nubsoftherat]

@tommyssupercoolblog @turbobronco239 @twomuchdann

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

[elyfonart]

When your homie goes non-verbal at the function so you gotta whip out the 'i would understand you in any universe'