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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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mutual: *interacts with a post i maid*

me: woah, i thought u despised me and wanted me 2 die a gruesome death based on 0 evidence, but im so glad u r actually deeply in love with me instead. i will forget this in less than a day

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The most beautiful man alive.

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i have a major rant to go on but i’m being respectful to any mutuals in laws i have with this person. but ooooh i hate they ass

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and I don't want the world to see me cuz I don't think that they'd understand when everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am

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it wasn’t even 657 it was exactly 7am when she called me

how are you scheduled for 7am and argue with me at 6:57 about coming in at 7am

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how are you scheduled for 7am and argue with me at 6:57 about coming in at 7am

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reckless winter // toronto, canada // 2007 // ©

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ten fucking years its been in my head

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People standing around and looking at the Lava flow from Fagradalsfjall volcano eruption, Iceland, photo Brian Emfinger, 2021

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

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Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman