#ROBBED I TELL YOU

[grondds-and-roses]

So Pippin named his son after Faramir, right?

And like here is the thing. That child- Faramir Took, i mean- has never felt alone . Ever.

For as long as he could remember, he felt like someone was with him. Some sort of presence. Not in a creepy sort of way. It was comforting and made him feel protected and safe. He remembers how his nightmares would suddenly shift into happier dreams and how during storms there was a soft voice telling him stories and singing till he fell asleep. Everyone described him as a happy baby because he was usually heard laughing hysterically and clapping in delight, which is normal, except that some of those times, no one was with him in the room.

Faramir never questioned it though. He only did when the incident happened.

He was never supposed to go into the forest on his own, but he saw a fluffy, white rabbit playing among the trees and decided to watch it for a while then simply get out of the forest. Except that he followed the rabbit deep into the forest and ended up losing his way in there. He wasn't scared. He thought that this was an adventure if you will. Then it started raining and he was soaked, cold, hungry, lost and alone. So terribly alone.

But then the comforting voice returned. It reassured him and told him that it would lead him home, that he just needed to follow it and he did. But as he walked, he saw footprints of one of the Big People beside him in the mud, but what disturbed him was what he saw in the water puddles. It was the face of a man with dark hair and grey eyes, but Faramir couldn't see anyone around him.

The voice did help him get back to The Smials. Everyone fussed over him and asked him where he went, but Faramir was too distracted to answer them. All he could think about was The Man.

And as his father was tucking him into bed for the night, Faramir told him about the comforting voice and how it led him home, but most importantly, he told him about the man in the water puddles.

"Do you know who that could be?" Faramir asked

And Pippin, with tears in his eyes, answered him.

"That is Boromir."

[garianna]

my irrational rage of the day is that in the january 2006 catalog for penguin style the pink is off and it's SO MUCH CUTER than either of the pinks we have

[iknowwhattosaynow]

There's nothing more important than family.

[e-von-dahl]

The fact that eat your salad didn’t go through is one of greatest crimes committed against the European people, just because some higher ups got pissed that we won’t be silenced and will yell pussy if we want to yell pussy, I demand justice! The people want veggies! The people want pussy!

[sandinthepipes]

I'm gonna say this now and never again: killing Eskel was a hate crime

[littlesparklight]

Things that any non-faithful adaptation of the Iliad that removes the gods keep depriving us of:

Aphrodite bridal carrying Paris from the duel (you cannot convince me this isn't how she takes him off the field, but I could be convinced of a fireman carry too).

Aeneas getting literally YEETED across the battlefield to the outer edges of it by Poseidon. Like I cannot state enough how robbed we are not getting to see this.

Apollo hiding Hektor in fog against Achilles' attempt at jumping on him (three times!).

The whole Scamander scene. HUGE, FURIOUS FLOODWAVE literally chasing Achilles across the battlefield, half-drowning any Achaeans caught in the swell. This should be breathtakingly impressive and we aren't getting to see it!!

I'd say the confrontation of the gods in Book 21, but the Hera&Artemis fight has a great risk of coming across as belittling of Artemis (it already kind of does in text) and I'd hate that, so I'm wary.

Aeneas getting yeeted by Poseidon (yes, it deserves to be here twice).

Fucking. Red rain/rain of blood(?) when Sarpedon dies. It would look apocalyptic!

Apollo coming down from Olympos right in the beginning to fuck the Achaeans up!

[zazzander]

Forever thinking about the fundamental tragedy that is Octavian and Apollo...

[pearlpoltergeist]

Oh my god I hope someone asked Ashley what fearne would have said to the caster that bullied Ashton.

[leyyvi]

I can't believe we got fully naked Zeke before shirtless Levi in 4 seasons of aot

[maggie-stormborn]

Michele Clapton, the award-winning costume designer for Game Of Thrones along with Russian jeweler Faberg, designed a special surprise in celebration of 10 years of Game Of Thrones. This surprise is a miniature version of the crown that would have been presented to Daenerys when she took her place on the Iron Throne, and represents an imaginary continuation of her saga. "I knew instantly what the secret gift should be, there was never any doubt; it had to be the crown that Daenerys believed throughout her life was her destiny. With the crown I represented her dragons, her wings sweeping around protecting the beautiful ruby Gemfields representing Daenerys, the color of her house, and her fierce quest to rule.” Michele Clapton. (📷: @officialfaberge)

Don't mind me, just over here mourning my queen and the crown she would have had. 💔👑🔥🐲💎

[hyperfixationwho]

zutara stans got ROBBED from a great series about katara helping zuko find ursa. Because of COURSE she would. Zuko helped her find closure with the death of her mother, so why wouldn’t she help him?

But no instead we got Master Katara of the Southern Water Tribe The Avatar’s Girl

What a throw away of her character

Absolutely disappointed

[happyandticklish]

@danibby 's genshin tickle au ruined me. Now I get excited every time I fight Treasure Hoarders because my brain's like, "ah yes, it's Kaeya getting wrecked time ^^" before remembering how actual genshin works.

[marichat-ninoir-for-life]

WE WERE ROBBED!

ROBBED I TELL YOU!!!

ROBBED!

[butchratchettruther]

Every day I think about how robbed we were that we never got lady Ratchet in g1 nor lady Jazz in Cyberverse

[tallmadgeandtea]

Still grieving the loss of cowboy! Seth btw. Fuck it, I have to do everything myself *pulls up the Montana Wikipedia page*

[wallisii]

THE AMOUNT OF MIKE FAIST CONTENT WE'RE GETTING ,,, BESTIES WE'RE WINNING TODAY