#ROBBED I TELL YOU

[shootingstarrfish]

asmo but with a scorpion tail like he dESERVES

[mutantmayhems]

every day i think about bad future raph and donnie

[fuck-i-like-too-much-stuff]

Absolutely robbed of TanFang and ChainPun this week but am so glad that PhumPeem ship has officially set sail

[bluelabratory]

icecream

[messy-haired-bum]

Warning: Laws of Hunting spoilers

Okay so I know Cale's name got mistranslated to "Gae-il Henidukes" in Central Plains, which later on became "Kim Gae-il" before becoming "Kim Hae-il".

What you don't understand is why "Gae-il" is so funny.

Raon said he dislikes "Gae-il" with a burning passion for a reason he doesn't know; Choi Han nearly bursts out laughing right then and there; Sui Khan was holding on for dear life.

Here's why.

I read the Chinese translation of this chapter (chapter 85) first, and in Chinese, "Gae-il" is "狗日", which can colloquially be translated to "Dog Fuck."

Literally.

The Emperor is literally calling this audacious tiny ass man "Dog Fuck" to his face, and Cale couldn't do anything about it because he literally brought this upon himself.

Yes people, we were robbed of "Kim Dog Fuck", and damn do I wonder what other jokes might have been lost in translation.

[buckypascal]

I can't believe they robbed us of footage of Loki and Mobius riding a bike together

[aparticularbandit]

....

Let's be real, if Yui survived DR Kirigiri, then she would have been the person Junko locked up in Towa City and used for Kyoko's video in Case 1.

....

Komaru and Toko and Yui taking on Towa City.

WE WERE ROBBED.

[pheavampire]

Old story scraps in the full game

Something interesting I noticed while playing:

BG3 is a huge game, also for the writers. Larians made so many variants of some lines and scenes they really could get a little lost in this web of non-linearities. I even found a line that was obviously supposed to be said by Astarion, but instead, the Gur leader said it. I totally understand it. I know how such work looks like.

That being said, here and there you can notice scraps of the old story versions. 

In the current first act there are a lot of lines used back in the early access. Astarion still says he is a slave of Szarr FAMILY. He says „I wasn’t able to resist THEIR commands. THEY won’t ever control me again”. Also, when you play Astarion and you enter the Wither’s crypt, he ironically says something like „It reminds me of home”. There is one or two more references to Astarion’s life in the Cazador’s crypt.

And yet in the final game there is no Szarr family, just one Cazador. He does have something like a crypt, but Astarion never ever saw it before, he didn't even know these dungeons exist. He lived in a… dormitory (!). Not in a crypt. A vampire spawn dormitory with bunk beds in a palace - something I admit I didn’t expect, lol.

Another thing: Cazador's four commands, especially "Thou shall not leave my side unless directed". They kept it in the full game, but in the current events in seems redundant. 3 years ago Astarion was supposed to be, as Swen said "Cazador's personal slave" - and it made sense back then. Now he is just one of the spawns, apparently no different than others in Cazador's eyes. It's quite obvious Astarion wasn't present by his side all the time - he didn't even had an access to Cazador's resting place.

Aside from his old, apparently completely cut backstory, I wish to know how his side quest looked like in the early stages of BG3 development.

[ataraxiasflame]

If there’s one thing I did NOT forget from the first time I watched HotD….it’s how fiiiiiiiine Ser Harwin Strong was.

We were fucking robbed.

They be damn lucky that we got adult Aemond shortly after. I almost rioted.

[marzling]

nothing makes me sadder than in early s5 hearing the og archives squad together and mostly happy

[578memorylane]

you're telling me there's a whole sig-centric story in the new puyo game but it's apple arcade-exclusive? this is not puyo puyo poppin :(

[cocoisright]

I can't fucking believe they gave the award to Loreen just for us to see CGI ABBA. Justice for Finland!

[skinnyhyena]

Rereading Tokyo Ghoul after rewatching s1 is fresh pain all over again bc I completely forgot about the whole Banjo squad escape arc. Which means I totally forgot about ALL of the details the anime left out ENTIRELY, and for what. To adapt 60+ chapters in 12 episodes???? Man, I wish they'd gone the Furuba route, we were robbed

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

I'm dying on the hill that Addison and Bucky are siblings in all but name and Disney aRE COWARDS FOR NOT SHOWING US MORE INTERACTIONS BETWEEN THEM-

[heycupcake]

Every now and then my brain, completely unprompted, flashes me with visions of the fifth Doctor dancing his hearts out to Lights by Ellie Goulding and I feel a little more at peace with the universe.

Like, just picture him, dramatically swishing his hair and waving his limbs through the dimly lit Tardis corridors.

It's probably been a very stressful day of running from laser guns, aggressive fauna and natural disasters. The crew likely helped preventing the downfall of a civilization, at some point ended up in prison or almost executed. Adric tripped on something and tumbled down a hill, Nyssa fell prey to a telepathic hive mind, Tegan ran a marathon in high heels. Just the usual.

Everyone went straight up to bed. Everyone but the Doctor, who of course never sleeps, and instead has some me time to blow off some steam. He carefully selects the playlist that best fits his mood and starts gliding around, while the Tardis' internal speakers start blasting music, activated by proximity. He enters a random room in the middle of his performance, to find a second hatstand sitting in a corner. Without skipping a beat, he gracefully hangs his panama hat and frock coat, and starts duetting with his newly crafted partner.

[killlerfang1]

Okay so I know that award shows don’t give a damn about animation but what do you MEAN Indiana Jones got an Oscar nom for best score over Across the Spider-Verse?!?! FUCK OFFFFFF