#RIP to him

[overheard-at-palmetto]

[raddestrose]

You were “Spellbound and mesmerized”

Wei Wuxian there is a name for what you are experiencing and I swear to god if you don’t realize it soon I’m gonna blue skidoo in there and tell you myself

[eldritchminmo]

something something lethal companies your submas + adaman and volo. and puts guzma in a maid dress.

the entire reason i did this was bc my spouse sent me an image of someone in lethal company with tag "penis sucka". and ive been doing basically nothing but playing lethal company lately.

EDIT: realized i should include a transcription of the tiny image there bc my hand writing is ass.

ADAMAN: help, assholes

VOLO: HAHAHA omg I saw this happen. RIP, idiot.

[owchie-wowchie]

ok finished the first story in vhscc, I feel like Jim gets the shorter end of the stick there. Della's hair will grow back but Jim ain't ever getting back that watch

[heshefey]

End of an era! I got the court approval for my legal name change this morning 🖤

[kabutoraiger]

they put jiraiya in the x-files. and all by his lonesome it seems. please he's a little stupid he needs a scully to work with

[apostatehamster]

it's been. a week

[ohnoiyo]

*Stop saying I look like Yes Man.

*He’s dumb and a yes-man and I am NOT a yes-man!

[ultrabananapudding]

The Othmans | Angel AU

Bonus:

Zains demonic features made him a target of bullying and it came to a point where he sawed off his own horns (the pain was even worse when they grew back).

When Zain is sad, Salim wraps him up in his wings to offer him comfort. It doesn't take long before Zain falls asleep.

Even with Salims high position as Lieutenant, his popularity steadily declined as he fathered Zain, so when he suddenly dissappeared one day, no one really cared.

Details:

Zain has tiny, white wings and black horns. The cross in his eyes had other angels calling him a "Goat". Later in life, his sharp fangs grew more prominent. He is very insecure about having no halo.

[desnaa]

i just summoned yun and 😭😭😭💔

[stevie-petey]

i just finished reading chapter 8 and that one scene where eddie teased bug about the beatles made me giggle

i just know bestfriend!eddie would purposely tease bug about her love for the beatles just so he can hear her tell him facts about them and make him listen to some songs from her walkman that he hates but actually “secretly” loves (bug definitely knows about his guilty pleasure music bc she caught him quickly hiding a cassette in his glove compartment when he gave her and dustin a ride home while steve was busy at the video :P yes it was against her own will AND yes she was holding onto the car handle for the dear life)

also eddie definitely added in my life in his own personal cassette after the vecna thing bc he’s grateful it saved bug even tho he was still scared of her at the time for holding a knife against him !!! omg i need to sleep but i beg for a possible fluffy blurb like this one day wink wink <333

in another life eddie and bug are the duo where no one is sure if they actually hate one another or are deeply codependent (neither do they)

[gumpistol]

Luffy's about to get kidnapped damn

[raddestrose]

Hes got worse problems than understanding feelings, he SHRUNK

[timoluke]

My little rat prince I will miss you forever

[randomnameless]

Re about past forging bonds -

Hubert talks to Alfonse about what being a Hero means in Fodlan, and mentions this about the 10 Dudes :

Correct. Though some families are believed to be descendants of the 10 Elites.

But they are redundant. When peoples from across the ocean tried to invade, did they save Fódlan?

My good Sir, when “people from across the ocean” tried to invade, they didn’t try to invade Fodlan, but to invade Adrestia. 

Adrestia =/= Fodlan !

“yeah but when those almyrans did the same the evil lizard lady and all the losers from the land built a locket”

Because some people asked for help, given how those some people were not able to repel them.

Also, people with relics went on their merry way more than 400 years ago and made their own country, they don’t have any obligations nor duties to defend Adrestia?

No. The Empire crushed the enemy. And the Heroes' Relics are as useless as most of their owners.

Please ignore how Nopes retconned Leopold “I am super smart” von Bergliez to have a MAJOR CREST of Cichol and to use a sacred weapon tied to his crest of Cichol, and how this person managed to defend Fodlan, I mean, Adrestia.

But Cichol isn’t a hero/Elite, so I guess it’s alright?

You're right. I find the concept of Heroes odious, and their modern-day progeny to be worse than useless.

Solely by dint of their lineage, corrupt nobles rule over territories without any consideration for their subjects.

Hubert, you know your friend Caspar’s dad, and your friend Linhardt can also fall in this category? Even Ferdie and, if she had an Y chromosome, Bernie? They would rule over people because of their lineage?

Furthermore, Lady Edlegard has had to walk a path of suffering due to this foolish worship of Elites and Relics.

Uh... Hubert is talking about Uncle’s experiments? If so, why is this horrifying when Baldo and Waldi walked through the same path but had no ties to heroic legends of old, Elites or Relics?

Oh, I know!

It’s the double headed eagle’s standard!

[the-whispers-of-death]

RIP to Stone and Python, you two would've been friends. (As best as two paranoid men can be friends with each other.)