apostatehamster

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quite genuinely what is it with men of a certain age wearing button-up shirts where they fold/roll the sleeves up but stop below their elbow?

like,

buddy fold those sleeves up one more time, get your elbows out, be a slut about it

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ok but why is no one talking about the DS port?

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ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Success] -- Harry-boy, this might just be the best decision you've EVER made!! Look at all this- Dopamine, oxytocin, serotonin!! HALF LIGHT -- You've ruined it Harry, you've ruined everything. enjoy this high while it lasts because you are literally never going to be happy again. EMPATHY [Heroic: Success (+4 Kim really really trusts you)]-- No, wait-- Look at his eyes. That's not disgust there. This piece possessed me I think. I needed to make those old men kiss so bad. Anyways.

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👓Cover reveal👓

Our mods are hard at work putting together the zine, but before we finally release the full thing, we thought we would share the cover!

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Izzy in the modern setting.

Honestly I don't like lawyers.

But Cliff is cute, I love him.

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he's processing one single word per minute

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hangover

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

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inevitable anders dragon age qifrey wha cover redraw

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You can give yourself one genetic mutation and it is safe, effective, and cheap*. What are doing?

*i know that a lot of these aren’t just due to one gene but are a complex interplay of several genes, epigenetic factors, and environmental factors, but we are playing pretend here

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not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

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Mmm…meatball sammich with Asiago cheese

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There's that insult that's like "you're old + you're doing Young People Things and it's cringe", i.e. "some 38-year-old woman on Twitter who reads only YA romance", "you're a 36-year-old white dude with a podcast", and I gotta tell ya it's been bleakly funny watching the ages creep upwards over time so the dunkers can avoid dunking on themselves.

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Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there

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i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf