#RIO IS SO RELATABLE

[jubshead]

Omg the image of Lilia slapping Agatha’s butt LITERALLY MADE ME MOAN

Agatha, sweating, hiding inside the closet

Lilia, just outside it: You can’t hide in there forever

Agatha: No one is in here

Lilia: Bitch please, I was in the closet longer than you were alive.

Lilia: Come out now.

Rio, on the bed butt naked, dazed: mommy I’m seeing stars—

Agatha, finally coming out of the closet: I will not bend like my wife!

Lilia: Your wife is foldable *slaps Agatha’s ass* Now go on, you are only delaying the inevitable.

Agatha: I thought the inevitable was death coming for us all

Rio: *giggles* Anything. For. You.

Agatha: Way to go Lilia, you blew her brain to bits

Lilia, bending Agatha down on the bed: You should see yourself in a few minutes—

[jubshead]

Rio fully eyeing Lilia’s boobs

[calexinred]

[valyrie630]

I love how as Agatha All Along progresses, the episodes just get gayer

[lonelyzarquon]

A thousand bodies piled up I never thought would be enough To show you just what I've been thinking

[sapphireofmars]

What’s sexier than witches NOTHING

[acertifiedwitch]

Once Agatha All Along is done I better find so many The Coven adopting / raising „Teen“ AUs on ao3 and if there aren’t I guess I will write it myself even if it takes blood, sweat and tears, thank you very much.

[lunaechaos]

sometimes i think some people in this fandom believe they own the characters they like, and this turns fandom experience into such a toxic and unhealthy one. caring and worrying about a character is very different than disliking anything it's done to them because it doesn't please you and your idea of their personality and who they should associate with.

this begs the question as well, how much is this about Agatha and how much this is actually about just petty hatred/dislike towards Wanda and canon discourse towards Rio? because, in the dawn of Agatha All Along's release, she's been the least one talked of in comparison to her witch mates in some corners of this fandom.

[author's note: it's just so funny to see some clearly biased complaints about recent events in the mcu and the comics, such as Agatha's deaging in the recent runs of the comics. it's obvious that she's been deaged, and it's very ill-intentioned to bissfully ignore the exact time period that her character was first de-aged and redesigned: after Wandavision and Kathryn's Agatha. i thought this was obvious, but since it evidently isn't, Kathryn's Agatha isn't Hagatha. it makes much more sense to match a character that has always been secondary and related to others, without well-defined appearance, and with the ability to age herself down, to its more popular mcu counterpart. also, why complain about a character that hasn't even been released yet, that we don't know a single official thing about, not being inserted in the comics? when said character is rumoured to be a genderbent version of an already existing character i.e Emerald Warlock? so now everything is bad because a single character that never even existed until a few months ago isn't inserted in everything that pertains Agatha's storyline and Agatha's only? are you even listening to yourselves? how come Agatha allegedly being ever-tied to Wanda is such an awful issue, but suddenly her being tied to Rio isn't? are the double standards in the room with us right now? these are just a few issues and complaints i have, and i feel it's high time they were voiced]

[apologize if there are any spell/grammar mistakes, this was written in the middle of a research lab meeting]

[cissa-calls]

Please give us an episode that’s at least 45 minutes, an hour if a miracle is on the docket. Please. I can’t wait another week for 25 more minutes. I mean I WILL but I don’t wanna

[galpals4all]

So what if the new song by The Yagas was Rio thinking about Agatha.

I wanna show you my secret place Where I can show my real face This mask is hard to keep glued down I need to let the curtains down The edges peel, the gristle shows It looks undone from the front row

Come into the crying room I never share my little doom Once you see, you need to stay Can’t let my secrets see the day Come into the crying room

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[ceeceetumbles]

i am rio ranger and rio ranger is me. rio ranger is me and i am rio ranger. born broken born crooked born wrong. he’ll spend his life yearning. he’ll spend his life like a fish out of water. he'll spend his life struggling for air. he was flawed from the start. he was doomed from the start. his brain connected its circuits in the most twisted way they could. he was cursed from the start. there will be no happiness for rio ranger. he should have been able to feel happy. he should have been able to feel happy. but god, he watches everyone around him live. he watches them live in a way he never, ever can. they’re so much better. everyone around him is so much better. why do i have to be so much worse? why do i fall and falter where they get to thrive? and the bitter jealousy pierces his heart. rio ranger wasn’t supposed to be so cold. but the jealousy twists him black and rotten. why do they get to live like that? why do i have to be so different? why can’t i ever be human? why can’t i ever, ever be human? and the questions burn and fester until he’s clenching his fists and spitting venom. why are you so cruel, ranger? is it because they can’t hurt you if you’re the one in control? is it because they can’t look down on you if you’re grinding them down underneath your heel? and rio ranger dies reaching for his father – staring down at him with quiet contempt. you’re a failure. you’re a problem. and rio ranger dies sobbing over himself. what have i done? why have i done this? rio ranger can never be happy. rio ranger can never be whole. he is broken. he is broken. he is cursed he is doomed. he is cruel in his jealousy harsh in his insecurity. dad, why don't you love me anymore?

[forsakendevil]

A depression playlist

Vampire Empire - Big Thief:

"Where you can't seem to hold me, can't seem to let me go. So I can't find surrender, and I can't keep control"

Gilded Lily - Cults:

"Haven't I given enough"

Washing Machine Heart - Mitski:

"I thought maybe we would kiss tonight Baby will you kiss me already and Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart? Baby, bang it up inside"

Class of 2013 - Mitski:

"Mom, I'll be quiet It would be just to sleep at night"

Forsaken - Paris Paloma:

"And woe betide That one of my Selfish feet touched the ground"

half return - Adrianne Lenker:

"Standing in the yard, dressed like a kid The house is white and the lawn is dead"

Infections Of A Different Kind - AURORA:

"And I beg, I beg to be drained From the pain I've soaked myself in So I can stay okay And more than okay for a while"

Just Take My Wallet - Jack Stauber:

"Your mama's crying Your mama's crying for you Mama's lying Oh, what's she trying to do To you?"

Nothing's New- Rio Romeo:

"I wanna be touched Be loved I wanna heal Be hugged"

Harpy Hare - Yaelokre:

"You can't keep them all caged They will fight and run away Mother, tell me so I say"

Give Up - Low Roar:

"'Cause I've grown numb Dry as my tear ducts Have grown dumb And empty

But don't give up on me Give up on me Give up on me"

Yeti - Paris Paloma (feat. Old Sea Brigade):

"My tongue's forgotten how To shape your name the way it sounds We're nothing but myths now That neither of us believe in"

Welly Boots - The Amazing Devil:

""How could you leave me here?" you'll scream And louder, I'll scream back to you from that unknown And say, "I know you're strong enough, I know you're strong enough I know you're strong enough to do this on your-""

Pale White Horse - The Oh Hellos:

"Neither plague or famine tempered my courage, nor did raids make me cower But his translucent skin made me shiver deep within my bones"

Boreas - The Oh Hellos:

"Yeah, I'm one spoon away From setting the ends of my hair on fire If I'm kindling for a little while At least I'd feel of use"

Exhale Inhale - AURORA:

"My dear, come near Do you feel my hand? It is there"

[milimeters-morales]

okay finally i know what Hobie mentally sounds like when he’s using “summat” in a sentence bc i’m watching this british(?) simmer and she’s just talking casually so she said that, and it sounds like “summin” or “summit” but it just surprised me because i was always reading it with a heavy emphasis on the “mat” part if i ever read a fic about him or i tried to read example sentences that included other british slang. so i would substitute it with “sumn” or “somethin” but now i don’t always have to. basically autism win my curiosity is satiated ^_^

[mixmangosmangoverse]

Sometimes I really wish the second half of KiraKira PreCure just didn't exist

[tunapesto]

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