#RETWEET!

[robo-joopii]

oh okay man sorry

[viquipo]

Imagine if instead of playing that dumb ah dinosaur game Darius just hit fnaf like a normal person does at 12. None of that shit would've happened

[oscconfessions]

all I want for Valentine’s Day is for Liam to appear in my bed covered in chocolate and whipped cream wrapped in pink and red ribbons lol. RETWEET!🤣

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[oliversbloggingworld]

heyyyyy! just me saying hello bc i haven't posted today but i have nothing to say.

big things coming!

[areakeeper]

shoutout to me being too high to properly articulate my silly penis brain. anyways draft is now chilling But let it be known. tonegâwa from kaïji? i want that fat bitch who can eat to rip ass I want. that old man to get a belly rub and to try and hold his composure about all of his awful gas being forced out but it reeks around them and the relief feels so good hes chubbing up in his work slacks and Oh sweet neptune

[stealthrockdamage]

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

[gayestcowboy]

this tweet sends me into hysterics

[savagegood]

literally who is doing it like gritty, icône de l'extrême gauche américaine?

[doorhine]

July 26, 2024

[zipsunz]

if you keep making that face, it'll stay that way

[astorianyxkings]

There's always people theorizing how the Batfamily hides Jason disappearance and reappearance, but I literally haven't seen anyone use the best explanation: Witness Protection.

Like this literally answers every question. The Death Certificate? They had to fake his death. The empty grave? Obviously it had to be believable. The time when Wayne Heir "Richie Wayne" refused to step foot in Gotham and talk to his father? He was pissed about Jason's (non) death. Brucie Wayne's very real depression after his death? Well he lost contact with his son and he was under immense stress from the government.

Like this literally answers every question I can come up with. Why has no one said he was in witness protection? And if people have done it, send me fics and prompts because I'm obsessed.

And the best part is, the Waynes are so stupidly rich that they could pull it off. Lex Luther could try and conduct his own investigation but somehow he can never find anything concrete. And if he gets too close either Babs hacks them or Tim just calls up Conner for a distraction.

One time Jason gets cornered and asked how he felt about returning to his life after being in Witness Protection. Unfortunately, him and Bruce weren't on the best terms to explain the whole story but he comes in clutch. He spins the tale about how heartbroken he was to see his brother, father and grandfather grieving and how honored he was when he learnt his new little brother idolized him. Tim got ahold of a copy of the interview and will never let Jason live it down.

The media doesn't ask Bruce questions about Jason's death because last time they did he broke down and a suddenly furious reporter chastised them and reminded them that while Jason may be alive Bruce still mourned his death. The picture of Bruce in tears at the interview is currently one of Jason's favourite lockscreens.

Same goes for Dick. Any questions of his brother's death results in (1) Richie Wayne ready to throw hands at any and everybody, (2) his wife (well one of them) Barbara Gordon threatening the reporters or (3) That same Metropolis reporter chastising the whole community again.

[robo-joopii]

I truly hate it when people refuse the fact that you're allowed to like things with flaws.

[ja3yun]

PARK SUNGHOON???? LIKE HELLOO???

[sushiisiu]

watched markiplier play faith while doing finals he is Soooo james sunderland to me ? !

[ca-3]

I don't think I've posted these here, but P5 shitposts from my twt again lolol

[ravenlexis]

saw a japanese fan tweeted about how the legendary concert promotion clip of aventurine is odd in the way that the curtains are open before he woke up, there's newspaper in the room even though aventurine clearly checks the news with his tablet, and the reason for that is because there was another person who occupied the room, who wakes up early, cares for aventurine's health, and favours physical newspaper rather than digital ones.

they ended the tweet with something along the line of "it's probably because someone else is there, right? makes sense to me" and i have never been so tempted to quote retweet a japanese tweet with a 'so true bestie' in my life