#READ MY FUCKING BIO

[skydaemon]

so we (and by we, i mean the very specific overlap of jews and nerds among whom i make my home) talk a lot about how tolkien's dwarves, in both the books and movies, were likely influenced by certain jewish stereotypes. obsessed with gold/wealth, secretive (especially about their language and religion), refugees from their ancestral home, portrayed with big, sometimes hooked, noses and interesting facial hair, and most specifically: the favourite little meow meows of one particular god, causing them to be shunned and persecuted by other races and creeds. this is likely unintentional, coming from the subconscious of tolkien in the same way orcs were "based on mongols" (ew colonialism) and activating subconscious biases/stereotypes in the people who designed the dwarves for the movies. it's subtext, albeit subtext that influenced the next eighty years of fantasy.

but what i don't see much discussion of is the fact that in terry pratchett's discworld, it's intentional. terry pratchett's dwarves are, more or less, jews.

carrot is a human adopted by dwarves, based on human standards. but within dwarf culture, he IS a dwarf. specifically, he has undergone specific rituals and memorised certain passages, making him LEGALLY a dwarf. this is basically how conversion works in judaism. indeed, as in judaism, it's considered rude to even mention that carrot is six feet tall and obviously wasn't born into the culture he has adopted.

the dwarves also have internal rifts - there are a group of 'orthodox' dwarves who consider the dwarves in ankh-morpork (who have adopted other customs and don't follow traditional roles) not to be dwarves at all, and don't recognise carrot as a dwarf for the same reason. they believe that the way to be a dwarf is to live in an all-dwarf community and follow their traditional rules, while other dwarves believe they need to change with the times and integrate (at least somewhat) with larger society. jewish as fuck.

there's also the interaction of dwarves with gender. when cherie comes out as female (which isn't a recognised gender by dwarvish society) she is ostracised for taking on the feminine roles common to other discworld races. however, she could never THINK of cutting off her beard, because she is still a dwarf. i see parallels with women in judaism taking on roles traditionally considered 'masculine' (e.g., as rabbis, wearing tallit and kippot) and the acceptance of queer people into jewish communities. there's lots of great discussion about cherie as a trans character on tumblr, btw.

finally, something that particularly strikes me is the line from carrot in tfe, where he says that the biggest dwarf city on the disc is ankh-morpork. obviously all diaspora communities can relate, but it's really something to know that new york is the city with the most jews in the world (960k to jerusalem's 570k. btw, 3rd is LA!).

i just love that, again, consciously or unconsciously, pratchett incorporated more positive elements of jewish culture into his portrayal of the dwarves.

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[asmomothedevil]

𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄

𝘼𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙬 𝙆𝙧𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙨/𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙭 𝘼𝙁𝘼𝘽!𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

𝐚/𝐧: This is my first smut for the year and the first one in so long, I stopped because too much happened. So I’m gonna push myself to write and draw more nsfw content/smut. Anyway I’m gonna learn as I go along, enjoy the filthy smut!

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Reader is a massive brat & has a pussy in this fic, spit play, degradation, mating press, manhandling, cunnilingus, overstimulation, marathon sex mention, possessive remarks & thoughts, lastly Andrew has filthy whore thoughts

You just had to poke and poke at him didn’t you. First it was little things like teasing him by bending over in front of him so he can get a view of your ass. To bigger stuff like degrading or praising him during matches. Knowing damn well he’s stronger than you, but you didn’t care. You still pushed your luck with Andrew, not caring about the consequences of your actions. As long as it resulted in you getting fucked raw, it was all according to plan.

Now it reached a boiling point, it all started when you were lecturing him on your way back to your room. “Yeesh your rescue sucked that last match. Maybe the sight of my thighs really got your cock going huh?” Andrew’s grip on his shovel tighten, that should’ve been a sign to stop. But nope, you saw it as a signal to crank up your antics.

“Think with your brain not with your dick next time.” Within an instant, Andrew picks you up and pinned you to the wall. His shovel completely abandoned with a deafening clank. “Woah hey what’s the—?!” Andrew silences you by attacking your lips. Pushing you into a deep, tongue filled kiss. Your hands grabbed his cheeks with a need for more kisses. “Aah!” Andrew gently bites your bottom lip, in one fell swoop he has you over his shoulder. Picking up his shovel with his unoccupied hand.

You smirked to yourself knowing damn well, you’re getting exactly what you’ve wanted.

He tosses you on the bed, you giggled once you bounced on the mattress, you saw Andrew put his shovel away. He returns to you by pulling you by the hips and towering over you. Pulling you into another steamy kiss.

“This is what you wanted, I don’t want to hear any complaints.” Andrew breathed out in between kisses, his calloused gloved hand grabs your face with enough force. Pushing you to open your mouth and a glob of spit hits your tongue. “Ah!” You savored his spit, as you eagerly grind against his clothed cock.

“And I won’t hold back this time, you fucking brat…” You nodded, accepting and sealing your fate for the night. “Good…” He felt you wrapping your legs around his waist.

“Awww this hard over kisses? God you’re easy…” Andrew stripped you of all of your clothes except your underwear. A wet spot formed, Andrew shook his head at you. “You’re one to talk. Swallowing my spit and grinding against my dick…” He presses his thumb against your clit, rubbing it. You whimpered, the friction of the wet cotton against your sensitive clit was creating more precum to stain your underwear.

“I guess you were born to be a whore… Always craving sex like a succubus…” Andrew takes his thumb off your clothed clit and uses both hands to rip off your underwear. Finally revealing your naked cunt. “ANDREW REALLY?? Those were my favorite pa—AaaaAH!!” Andrew shuts you up by vigorously eating you out.

His nose firmly against your clit, his large tongue teasing to fuck your hole. “God… Fuck!” Moaning out his name like a prayer, it truly stoked the flames of his love and lust for you. His calloused gloved hands grip the fat of your thighs to keep you still. “Aahh! Haaah!! Ohh fuck Andrew..!” You gripped the blankets underneath as he continued to ravenously eat you out. Even after you came he kept going, making you dizzy as your brain short circuit.

Your poor cunt was puffy and slick with a mixture of your cum and his spit. “No… No more… Andrew…” You weakly whimpered out, twitching slightly from overstimulation. He merely rolls his eyes at you.

He removes his gloves first, removing his clothes bit by bit. Making a spectacle that serves only to fuel that desire to have his body against yours. His body was broad, but not very brawny. But has some muscle due to his job.

“You say that, but know that you can’t wait any longer…” He hauled your legs onto his broad shoulders, showing you that he’s ultimately the one in control.

Next thing you know is that Andrew is pressing you into the most nastiest mating press. Stretching your cunt deliciously around his thick, throbbing cock. “FUUUHH–UUCK!” You moaned out pathetically. Andrew laughed breathlessly at your sorry attempts to try and gain some semblance of control back from him.

Pleading for him to spare your sensitive pussy. His cold large hands squeeze the back of your thighs, keeping you in place.

“Ah, Ah Aahh… You’re just gonna lay there and take it. Release as many times as you need to… But know this, Ah—! I won’t stop until I’ve had my fill of you…” Andrew continues to drill his cock into you. Your walls tighten around him causing Andrew to laugh into your neck. The speed of his thrusts increased, as his grunts were soft and a stark contrast to how brutal he was to you.

You let out a high pitched moan as you felt the tip of his thick dick hit your cervix.

“AAGGH! AANNDREEW!!” He looks up lazily at you and gives you an impish smirk. His hands slithered down to grip your hips as he deepened his thrusts. Causing you to see stars.

You thanked whatever magic was at work that didn’t allow any of the survivors or hunters to get pregnant. “OH GOD! HAAH!! NNGHH!! FUCK FUCK!! DON’T CUM INSIDE ME!” You blurted out, not even aware of what you’d just said. Andrew laughed knowing damn well that’s not what you want.

He lifts his head from your neck just to look down at your blissed out face, the drool coming down the side of your lips to your cheek. As tears dripped down your face.

The sight causing him to continue thrusting deeper and harder. “You just won’t shut up–Ahh! Will you..?” You smiled stupidly at him, unknowing much of an effect you had on a man like Andrew. He may act holier than thou, but knows he’s as just as bad if not worse than you.

Even if you weren’t teasing him, just being near him fills his head with the most sinful thoughts. During the matches you two had, it was torture trying to stay focused. He just wants to rail you against the nearest wall or locker.

Fill your eager cunt with cum and put your underwear and clothes back into place like nothing happened. Being the only one aware that you’re struggling to hold in his creamy load.

Having those thoughts in conjunction with his love of you only deepen those feelings towards you. How dare you make his cock and heart throb, threaten to corrupt him. And worst of all allowing it to happen because it’s you. You’re the exception.

Now that you’re under him with your legs twitching against his shoulders as your pussy sucked him in. He knows that he needs to corrupt you back like you’ve done to him.

He will ruin you, cherish you and enjoy everything you give him. Andrew loves everything about you even the most ugliest things about you.

“Andreeeww..! FUCK ANDREW I’M CLOSE!” Your whines snap him back to the present, he felt the knot in his stomach tighten.

“That’s it, go on cum… Oh gods… Hnnghh..!” Andrew’s thrusts became more erratic and uneven. He was pressing you further into the mattress as the tip of his twitching dick full on bullied your cervix. “AAAH ANDREW!! YES YES YES!!” You pathetically open your arms out for him. Wanting his larger form as close to you as you both came.

“Fuck! Ahaahh..!” Andrew let’s out a drawn out moan as his hot, thick seed spills into your awaiting womb. You let out a shuddered laugh as you came weakly.

Andrew huffs as he flops on top of you, his full weight pressing into you. This made you come back to some form of consciousness. “Andreeeeww..! You’re heavy and I feel your stupidly big dick in my guts!” Andrew huffs as he gently lowers your legs off his shoulders and onto the bed.

“Is that so? Next time be nicer to me and maybe I’ll be softer on you next time…” He gently rolls the both of you onto your sides, his cock still inside you. You groaned knowing you were too tired to care.

Andrew cuddles closer into you, his eyelids get heavy. He swears to himself once he’s awake, one more round won’t satiate him.

You registered his words and it made your heart screech to a halt at his threat, promise or whatever. The idea of him rearranging your guts again makes you want more. Yet you’re too exhausted to express that unspoken desire.

“Oh you’d like that don’t you? Harlot.” You glare at him, he felt your walls squeeze around his soften cock. “Shut the fuck up, you’re a slut too now. Ex Virgi—IIN!” You squealed as he snapped his hips as a warning. Some cum dripping down your slick thighs.

“You were saying? Great I’m getting hard again… If you have this much energy I could go for another round…” The fact he’s so nonchalant about all this is utter insanity. One minute he’s a holy prude and the next he’s an absolute monster in the bed.

Whatever comes next, you know that Andrew definitely isn’t going to let you get an inkling of rest. Especially after giving him hell and testing his will. “If not, then please behave yourself.” Andrew places a soft yet loving kiss on your cheek. His hips rocking at a unrealistic gentle pace as you whimper pathetically at the tingling sensation.

“Hah! Go on, I know your balls are still full and heavy… After all was that promise earlier bullshit?” Andrew huffed in faux annoyance. Wanting to give you some sort of break out of consideration. But of course you don’t let him live things down.

“Do I need to put that mouth to use as well?” His ruby eyes scanned your expression as a mischievous yet tired smile etched onto your lips. “Maaaybeee…” You giggled as both of you won’t just end at one round.

𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐨𝐧 | 𝐭𝐢𝐩 𝐦𝐞 | 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 | 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐨��𝐦𝐬

[mossy-paws]

hello! I do parody accounts of phighting characters on twt, I was wondering if you would allow me to make a parody account of one of your biografts? (Leaning towards mossgraft or jestergraft.) I was also here to half ask if you have any more content of either of them../nf/lh

STARES SO HARD,,, I think I would be cool with that!! I definitely recommend dm-ing me on here or discord though so we can both talk about it a bit more so we can lay some stuffs down :3! Especially if you’re thinking about doing one for Mossgraft since I’m really attached to her specifically + they have PROBABLY the most expansive lore!

Also,, ohhhhhh boy do I got some food for you /silly like I said Mossgraft is my BABY (they were also my first EVER PHIGHTING oc and were made like 2 days after I got into the game LMFAO) so out of all of my bio’s them, Clementine, and Wall-e are by far my favorites

buuuut for Mossgraft and wall-e specifically with lore, there is a LOT, so I’ll start with a bit of design and lore history and then get into the really fun stuff :3

soooo where to begin! So to start, like I said Mossgraft was my first ever phighting oc made basically when I first got into the fandom, originally, Mossgraft was a custom built supposed to be betagraft prototype that failed pretty harshly and became sentient and then booked it out to playground LMAO, they were also supposed to be married to catshot because when i first started playing the game I wouldn’t stop calling him “wife” (catshot as a skin was also literally the ENTIRE reason why I first started playing,, that and broker). This is not Mossgrafts lore anymore (at least not fully) and they safe to say aren’t married to anyone now.

Mossgrafts old design was also WAAAAY different to say the least, when making it I was having such an actual pain trying to get the colors right + I didn’t really have much down for their lore, so you can probably see the struggle I was having there LMFAO

Now! Time for the fun parts when it came to design, obviously you can tell after I created that absolutely horrific version of them I still was VERY unhappy about their colors and stuff, so I was playing around with them on this one specific piece (if anyone remembers this you are the GOAT) which was I BELIEVE(?) made when BH was first introduced. At this point I don’t really remember much extra lore and stuff for them (not even the venom bits were thought up yet) but yeah!

At this point though, I really wanted to make an actual design for Mossgraft, and so I did! This was when I first came up with the idea of murder dronifying them /j and when I first came up with Wall-e! At this point Wall-e’s lore was basically non-existent other then what’s on the ref LMAO and mossgraft’s was still a huge WIP

Now this is just a really small but pretty influential thing I made for Wall-e, this was when I was first coming up with his lore! Basically, Wall-e is one of three original biograft proto-types created by subspace. All of them were made as a sort of practice to see if they could actually mass produce Biografts- with Wall-e being the zetagraft proto, Violet being the Betagraft proto, and cyan being scrapped completely

Why was Proto-type cyan specifically cancelled? Well, all of the protos were made for one reason; testing. They were made to be used as testers and NOTHING else, just as a sort of social experiment in a way where Subspace can monitor their behaviors and such and then later on make changes to the designs and coding and such. This didn’t go well though, and Cyan ended up going rogue and dismantling Violet (who was also beginning to go grow sentient, it was just much less violent about it and was uncontrollable because of fear) and then breaking out of the labs and going on a rampage and killing a ton of Blackrock civilians before it was eventually recaptured and killed. Wall-e, afterwards, was SUPPOSED to be dismantled, but managed to somehow escape (NOTE: this was changed later down the line and now in wall-e lore Cyan had attempted to dismantle it too but failed before it was detained). Mossgraft, shortly before cyans failure, was created as another way to test biografts made for war, created with Violets alternative blueprints and made 3000 times more deadly… this though, also failed. After cyans failure (NOTE: in new lore, Mossgraft was the one who eventually killed Cyan after a few months of it being rampant, which is why wall-e was eventually saved by it) Mossgraft managed to break free from Blackrock, saving wall-e from being dismantled in the process completely by accident, and… then moved to playground to be spiteful…… It didn’t ask for wall-e to come follow it, wall-e just ended up tagging along after his saving and just,, hasn’t left. Mossgraft doesn’t really mind this though, since wall-e hasn’t done anything to harm Mossgraft. (Maybe Mossgraft cares a LITTLE bit about it, just maybe, they would never say it though).

in playground, Mossgraft was later found and taken in (?) by a small gang of demons who use it as basically a fucking threat to anyone trying to annoy them LMAO, these guys don’t have designs yet, but they’re named Rainbowcape (just a little gal,, she’s as sweet as can be in most occasions although she can be a bit mean even if she doesn’t mean it, she has a good heart though), Overseer spider (a manipulative little rat of a man /j who’s a Thieves den/Blackrock demon who later moved to playground because he hated both of his parent factions. Does he like playground? No, no not really, but in his opinions it’s better than either of the latter.), and a few other demons who I really haven’t put much thought into. Mossgraft honestly does NOT care much about the gang, they just also tolerate their presence because 1) they haven’t done anything violent to Mossgraft yet 2) treat Mossgraft really well since Mossgraft is basically their shield and means of protection and 3) Mossgraft kind of thinks they’re funny, it’s like watching a sitcom with those demons.

For dreamgraft, its lore ties pretty heavily in with Mossgrafts, although its lore is much less “pronounced” then M’s is. For Dreamgraft, it was created specifically to target and kill Mossgraft, other rogue bio’s, and demons (although mainly to track down and kill Mossgraft). I actually came up with dreamgraft’s concept well. From their namesake, although they looked way different in my dream then on paper LMAO

But! Back on track, Dreamgraft was created using another offshoot of regular betagraft (and a tiny bit of violets) blueprints AFTER Mossgraft had left. Why now, would a biograft be made specifically to hunt down another one? Well… this is because of Mossgraft basically being a walking war crime, which was also why it was never remade, Mossgraft is INCREDIBLY dangerous and the other factions did not appreciate it getting loose so they had to get on blackrocks ass about fixing their mistakes and killing it……. This is easier said then done though, because Mossgraft knows DAMN WELL that it does not wanna get dismantled so will gladly do anything to avoid getting caught by anything it so even suspects to be of Blackrock origin. So, they had to come up with a counter too it- and so Dreamgraft was made! Its code, unlike Mossgrafts, was absolutely PERFECTED and because of this Dreamgraft isn’t sentient, its biggest goal is to track down Mossgraft and kill it. Mossgraft is smart enough to know how to avoid it in most circumstances, though it has had some close calls in the past since dreamgraft’s toxic vapor can be a real pain to get away from.

Jestergraft was created as something akin to a “show biograft” and is subspaces personal pet biograft. How did he get away with making this when it does almost nothing else other then looking pretty, you may ask? No clue! But hey at least it can tell you the time and juggle!! Anyways subspace basically just wanted a biograft he could baby and it SHOWS with Jestergraft… especially because it’s sentient and boy oh boy is this little fucker smart. It’s code corrupted almost the second it was made but it’s learned how to masterfully hide it since if it shows any sort of sentience around its creator it’ll get dismantled. It also copy’s subspace’s manner of speech (making it even more insufferable to be around).

It also doesn't really *like* other biografts, but it knows how to manipulate them into doing its bidding’s when subspace isn’t looking. Dreamgraft on the other hand it HATES because it can’t. It thinks Dreamgraft 1) is a threat to its status and 2) sentient…. It’s not, though, why does Jestergraft think it is? Absolutely no clue at all. I like to think of it as some mad little brother trying to pin all bad these things on the really tired, annoyed, and uncaring older sibling who’s done absolutely nothing.

so, that’s basically it for a lot of their lore! I’m not gonna be doing mangografts/clementines/or sootgrafts for the time being since sootgraft and Mangograft have their own lores and clementines would take HOURS to write out fully (I actually DO have a plan for drawing out a poem I wrote out about biografts that will reveal a lot of his lore in the distance future, but for now I just don’t really have the time to dedicate to it :sadface:). For Mossgraft and wall-e though, I do actually have some FUNNNN ideas for them planned in the future! Specifically since I’ve been getting into transformers I’ve been itching to make some fun little “what if” alternative designs for them specifically, as well as some other lore pieces and such of them! For prototype cyan, I actually wrote a small little fic of them a long time ago, I doubt I’ll ever post it but if I do I’ll be sure to attach it to here! It’s very unfinished and old though so it’s not the most interesting read LOL

now,, for some fun stuff! Doodles and extra little pieces :3

First one is because a friend said they wanted to kiss Mossgraft (hi steam), second was actually a tumblr request! It was a fun little piece where someone asked me how the bio’s would react to a phone (fun fact, none of them know what one is (besides jester that is)). The third and fourth pieces were me trying to redesign Mossgraft and wall-e after their second ref was made (I later gave up because of motivation loss LMAO). Sixth was self indulgent, I just wanted to draw them as cats, seventh is an old old doodle of Cyan, this was me just testing out a brush. And the last is just a fun little wall-e thing

anyways! I hope you liked the lore dump, if you wanna talk more about making a parody account please do dm me for sure :3! I do got some important stuff to lay down (duh) but yeah!

[craigjones-marry-me-plz]

tbh @church-of-clowns

@c0l0rful-t34r5 @ktamina

[neopronouns]

me when i get a new follower and i check their blog and the first thing i see is ‘mspec lesbians and supporters dni’

[dickgreyson]

rly feel like im cheating whenever i get my grades back for academic writing assessments in the sciences bc of my bachelors in politics and philosophy ..

[mulderiloveyou]

chris owens, jeffrey spender. some pics i found from jeffrey spender defender website.

[gh0sdae]

If pinterest is gonna allow ai shit then they should at LEAST slap a big ai disclaimer sticker on the preview and the pin's page itself

[yuanwang]

save me asian ocs.. save me...

[renarin-spren]

reading a Sanderson book is like. wow I can't wait to read the most fucked up insane sibling dynamic ever

[dullahandyke]

how it feels to have articulated opinions and principles about art criticism and 'modern' art and human relationship to it 🤩 but youre on tumblr 😶

[yutamayo]

Y'all just cool with clicking kudos on darkfics? Nah bro I'm not ab to out myself like that ima close the tab giving the 20min experience of reading that a silent thas crazy and thank u tho

Fr I see the list of kudos accs names and I'm like..... Should I make a second acc for reading vs my one for writing cus. I won't lie I'm not THAT honest 😂

[ursula-legun]

so exhausted/annoyed by queer people being like "oh yeah fuck the family we hate the family" and then being like "oh yeah i was talking to my mom - my CHOSEN mom - about blah blah blah" like just say your friend. your mentor. whatever. if you hate the (nuclear) family so much why are you dragging its (GENDERED) social roles forward with you like this. you cannot deconstruct a hierarchy/role by just elevating other people/things to the same position in said hierarchy/role, oh my godddd

[saintofpride201]

Is it bad that I'm disappointed that Yuri and Girls Love gets very high praise but Yaoi and Boys Love is always being degraded as "Fetishistic" and "Disgusting"?

Don't get me wrong, Yuri & GL isn't an issue at all, in fact I'm glad it's widely accepted. I just hate that BL gets so much shit from everyone. Everyone's ok with wlw rep, but God forbid gay/bi men have anything in the way of representation.

[jayvikyuri]

in jayce's bio, viktor is referred to as his friend several times, even when they're at odds. and in viktor's bio, jayce is only referred to as his friend once and it's to make the point that that's what they are Not