#have your age in your bio

[asmomothedevil]

𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄

𝘼𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙬 𝙆𝙧𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙨/𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙭 𝘼𝙁𝘼𝘽!𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

𝐚/𝐧: This is my first smut for the year and the first one in so long, I stopped because too much happened. So I’m gonna push myself to write and draw more nsfw content/smut. Anyway I’m gonna learn as I go along, enjoy the filthy smut!

𝐜𝐨��𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Reader is a massive brat & has a pussy in this fic, spit play, degradation, mating press, manhandling, cunnilingus, overstimulation, marathon sex mention, possessive remarks & thoughts, lastly Andrew has filthy whore thoughts

You just had to poke and poke at him didn’t you. First it was little things like teasing him by bending over in front of him so he can get a view of your ass. To bigger stuff like degrading or praising him during matches. Knowing damn well he’s stronger than you, but you didn’t care. You still pushed your luck with Andrew, not caring about the consequences of your actions. As long as it resulted in you getting fucked raw, it was all according to plan.

Now it reached a boiling point, it all started when you were lecturing him on your way back to your room. “Yeesh your rescue sucked that last match. Maybe the sight of my thighs really got your cock going huh?” Andrew’s grip on his shovel tighten, that should’ve been a sign to stop. But nope, you saw it as a signal to crank up your antics.

“Think with your brain not with your dick next time.” Within an instant, Andrew picks you up and pinned you to the wall. His shovel completely abandoned with a deafening clank. “Woah hey what’s the—?!” Andrew silences you by attacking your lips. Pushing you into a deep, tongue filled kiss. Your hands grabbed his cheeks with a need for more kisses. “Aah!” Andrew gently bites your bottom lip, in one fell swoop he has you over his shoulder. Picking up his shovel with his unoccupied hand.

You smirked to yourself knowing damn well, you’re getting exactly what you’ve wanted.

He tosses you on the bed, you giggled once you bounced on the mattress, you saw Andrew put his shovel away. He returns to you by pulling you by the hips and towering over you. Pulling you into another steamy kiss.

“This is what you wanted, I don’t want to hear any complaints.” Andrew breathed out in between kisses, his calloused gloved hand grabs your face with enough force. Pushing you to open your mouth and a glob of spit hits your tongue. “Ah!” You savored his spit, as you eagerly grind against his clothed cock.

“And I won’t hold back this time, you fucking brat…” You nodded, accepting and sealing your fate for the night. “Good…” He felt you wrapping your legs around his waist.

“Awww this hard over kisses? God you’re easy…” Andrew stripped you of all of your clothes except your underwear. A wet spot formed, Andrew shook his head at you. “You’re one to talk. Swallowing my spit and grinding against my dick…” He presses his thumb against your clit, rubbing it. You whimpered, the friction of the wet cotton against your sensitive clit was creating more precum to stain your underwear.

“I guess you were born to be a whore… Always craving sex like a succubus…” Andrew takes his thumb off your clothed clit and uses both hands to rip off your underwear. Finally revealing your naked cunt. “ANDREW REALLY?? Those were my favorite pa—AaaaAH!!” Andrew shuts you up by vigorously eating you out.

His nose firmly against your clit, his large tongue teasing to fuck your hole. “God… Fuck!” Moaning out his name like a prayer, it truly stoked the flames of his love and lust for you. His calloused gloved hands grip the fat of your thighs to keep you still. “Aahh! Haaah!! Ohh fuck Andrew..!” You gripped the blankets underneath as he continued to ravenously eat you out. Even after you came he kept going, making you dizzy as your brain short circuit.

Your poor cunt was puffy and slick with a mixture of your cum and his spit. “No… No more… Andrew…” You weakly whimpered out, twitching slightly from overstimulation. He merely rolls his eyes at you.

He removes his gloves first, removing his clothes bit by bit. Making a spectacle that serves only to fuel that desire to have his body against yours. His body was broad, but not very brawny. But has some muscle due to his job.

“You say that, but know that you can’t wait any longer…” He hauled your legs onto his broad shoulders, showing you that he’s ultimately the one in control.

Next thing you know is that Andrew is pressing you into the most nastiest mating press. Stretching your cunt deliciously around his thick, throbbing cock. “FUUUHH–UUCK!” You moaned out pathetically. Andrew laughed breathlessly at your sorry attempts to try and gain some semblance of control back from him.

Pleading for him to spare your sensitive pussy. His cold large hands squeeze the back of your thighs, keeping you in place.

“Ah, Ah Aahh… You’re just gonna lay there and take it. Release as many times as you need to… But know this, Ah—! I won’t stop until I’ve had my fill of you…” Andrew continues to drill his cock into you. Your walls tighten around him causing Andrew to laugh into your neck. The speed of his thrusts increased, as his grunts were soft and a stark contrast to how brutal he was to you.

You let out a high pitched moan as you felt the tip of his thick dick hit your cervix.

“AAGGH! AANNDREEW!!” He looks up lazily at you and gives you an impish smirk. His hands slithered down to grip your hips as he deepened his thrusts. Causing you to see stars.

You thanked whatever magic was at work that didn’t allow any of the survivors or hunters to get pregnant. “OH GOD! HAAH!! NNGHH!! FUCK FUCK!! DON’T CUM INSIDE ME!” You blurted out, not even aware of what you’d just said. Andrew laughed knowing damn well that’s not what you want.

He lifts his head from your neck just to look down at your blissed out face, the drool coming down the side of your lips to your cheek. As tears dripped down your face.

The sight causing him to continue thrusting deeper and harder. “You just won’t shut up–Ahh! Will you..?” You smiled stupidly at him, unknowing much of an effect you had on a man like Andrew. He may act holier than thou, but knows he’s as just as bad if not worse than you.

Even if you weren’t teasing him, just being near him fills his head with the most sinful thoughts. During the matches you two had, it was torture trying to stay focused. He just wants to rail you against the nearest wall or locker.

Fill your eager cunt with cum and put your underwear and clothes back into place like nothing happened. Being the only one aware that you’re struggling to hold in his creamy load.

Having those thoughts in conjunction with his love of you only deepen those feelings towards you. How dare you make his cock and heart throb, threaten to corrupt him. And worst of all allowing it to happen because it’s you. You’re the exception.

Now that you’re under him with your legs twitching against his shoulders as your pussy sucked him in. He knows that he needs to corrupt you back like you’ve done to him.

He will ruin you, cherish you and enjoy everything you give him. Andrew loves everything about you even the most ugliest things about you.

“Andreeeww..! FUCK ANDREW I’M CLOSE!” Your whines snap him back to the present, he felt the knot in his stomach tighten.

“That’s it, go on cum… Oh gods… Hnnghh..!” Andrew’s thrusts became more erratic and uneven. He was pressing you further into the mattress as the tip of his twitching dick full on bullied your cervix. “AAAH ANDREW!! YES YES YES!!” You pathetically open your arms out for him. Wanting his larger form as close to you as you both came.

“Fuck! Ahaahh..!” Andrew let’s out a drawn out moan as his hot, thick seed spills into your awaiting womb. You let out a shuddered laugh as you came weakly.

Andrew huffs as he flops on top of you, his full weight pressing into you. This made you come back to some form of consciousness. “Andreeeeww..! You’re heavy and I feel your stupidly big dick in my guts!” Andrew huffs as he gently lowers your legs off his shoulders and onto the bed.

“Is that so? Next time be nicer to me and maybe I’ll be softer on you next time…” He gently rolls the both of you onto your sides, his cock still inside you. You groaned knowing you were too tired to care.

Andrew cuddles closer into you, his eyelids get heavy. He swears to himself once he’s awake, one more round won’t satiate him.

You registered his words and it made your heart screech to a halt at his threat, promise or whatever. The idea of him rearranging your guts again makes you want more. Yet you’re too exhausted to express that unspoken desire.

“Oh you’d like that don’t you? Harlot.” You glare at him, he felt your walls squeeze around his soften cock. “Shut the fuck up, you’re a slut too now. Ex Virgi—IIN!” You squealed as he snapped his hips as a warning. Some cum dripping down your slick thighs.

“You were saying? Great I’m getting hard again… If you have this much energy I could go for another round…” The fact he’s so nonchalant about all this is utter insanity. One minute he’s a holy prude and the next he’s an absolute monster in the bed.

Whatever comes next, you know that Andrew definitely isn’t going to let you get an inkling of rest. Especially after giving him hell and testing his will. “If not, then please behave yourself.” Andrew places a soft yet loving kiss on your cheek. His hips rocking at a unrealistic gentle pace as you whimper pathetically at the tingling sensation.

“Hah! Go on, I know your balls are still full and heavy… After all was that promise earlier bullshit?” Andrew huffed in faux annoyance. Wanting to give you some sort of break out of consideration. But of course you don’t let him live things down.

“Do I need to put that mouth to use as well?” His ruby eyes scanned your expression as a mischievous yet tired smile etched onto your lips. “Maaaybeee…” You giggled as both of you won’t just end at one round.

𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐨𝐧 | 𝐭𝐢𝐩 𝐦𝐞 | 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 | 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐬

[cheriboms]

spirit boys 🤝 hats

[spacedykensfw3]

Currently thinking about the time I was with a dude and I kept gagging on his cock, so he grabbed a dildo that was longer than he was and shoved it down my throat a few times making me gag worse, then he put his cock back in my mouth and said “isn’t that better?” like he was doing me a kindness 😵‍💫

[ghost-bard]

how do i talk about taash being a realistic character while also acknowledging that they absolutely couldve and shouldve been written better in every aspect

[hplonesomeart]

When you…when we….when I uh….uh…it’s the day :)

[beebundt]

this is hardly explicit or anything but its juuust suggestive enough i dont feel comfy posting it here SOOO the full will be on my n*fw twitter acct for those interested…. 🤭

[batfossil-fr]

wanted to share maybe my favorite thing I've ever commissioned, this wonderful skin by Yelloweye! they are so incredibly talented and amazing to work with, I could not have asked for a more perfect skin for this guy.

Xun

[sharkgirldick]

Hey what if. I took a short nap and got sent some unsolicited nudes. And I looked at them all when I got up. Wouldn't that be wild? Haha.

👀

[aouiaa]

last rollcall to be added to not just anyone’s taglist :P

EDIT: ITS OUT :3

[call-me-pup2]

My discord server is ready to join, pop me a message for the link 😋

Edit since people are confused -

The server is just a chill place to chat since I don't answer dms here, it isn't full of nsfw stuff like my blog since I don't need another space like that? I'm happy to talk about nsfw stuff there but we mainly talk about nerdy things or just everyday stuff, I have occasionally shared selfies and pics but again that isn't what it's for, people wanted to be able to talk to me on a more personal level and this is the way I'm most comfy doing that 🖤

[boycritter]

i’m 17 btw

[yesmissnyx]

For the love of fuck and all things horny, PLEASE just put SOMETHING resembling your age in your bio if you're going to DM people's porn accounts.

It doesn't have to be your actual age. It can be a ballpark. You can even be like "21+" or whatever.

I get that it's not foolproof and people can and will lie, but it's common courtesy. If you're going to be horny at someone in their DMs, at LEAST make it obvious that you're an adult.

[dandylovesturtles]

@theplacewhereidumpmyinterests I can't talk about most of them because they're part of an AU verse I want to keep secret until I have the first fic that's part of it written, and idk when that will be (by summer?? HOPEFULLY??), but I guess I can talk about the other one because idk if/when I will write a fic for him (I'd like to but like I am only human)

"more AUs Dandy?" LISTEN all I do is sit around and think about "what if"s, okay?

ok so this started as me being like, hm, we see Lou Jitsu with a rotating door of women, so many he doesn't seem to remember all their names, so it's not totally out there to think he might have gotten one of them pregnant, right?

and thus Marcus (middle name Kyle) was born! literally!

so the story for this is, Lou Jitsu had a fling with a woman in the early 90s, pre-Big Mama. they were both in agreement that the whole thing was casual and it didn't last very long, but oopsie-daisy about six weeks after their last night together she finds out she's pregnant.

she debates what to do for a bit, because, as established, Lou Jitsu is kinda a fuckboi and she doesn't really want a relationship with him. But once she decides she's definitely keeping the baby she feels like she can't just not tell him, right? so she tries!

...unfortunately he's dating Big Mama by that point and she interferes to make sure that Lou Jitsu never meets with the woman and never finds out, because she knows this would get in the way of her plans.

she takes never hearing back from LJ as a sign he just isn't interested in the kid and resolves to single-motherhood. which she is the best at, btw.

she's still considering trying to introduce Marcus to his dad at some point, but unfortunately her kid isn't even 5 before Lou Jitsu suddenly goes missing, with his teary fiancée telling a sob story to the cops. assuming, same as everyone else, that he's dead, she lets the whole thing go, though she does tell Marcus who his dad is once he's old enough to understand everything.

Marcus goes through periods of being obsessed with Lou Jitsu, watching all his movies and consuming every piece of media about him that he can find, and periods where he can't stand to even hear the name. it's up and down. from his perspective, LJ abandoned him and his mom, but he's also dead, so it's not like he can have closure on this ever, right? so it's just a thing he has to deal with on his own.

but he's fine! he's alright. he gets through high school, then college, then accepted into vet school just fine.

then... his mom gets sick and dies.

yeah, that's a hard blow.

but he's alright! he has a few buddies from college he still sees now and then, and he's started his zoo vet residency at the Bronx Zoo (with a particularly special interest in reptiles), so lots of new people to meet that way! he's doing great! he's not lonely at all!

(a few months ago, he was suddenly woken up by a surge of something, like dozens of voices were crying out to him for help, tugging him toward something, saying his family needs him...

yeah, no idea what that was about. he doesn't have any family anymore.)

then the sky opens up and aliens come out.

Marcus is at work, because of course aliens would attack at the beginning of his shift. he spends the day ushering survivors into safe zones within the zoo, using his medical knowledge to handle first aid, and just trying to stay sane as the whole world turns upside down.

and then just as suddenly as it all started... it stops.

in the aftermath, everyone around him is just trying to get home, desperately calling their loved ones and praying for the best. Marcus starts trying to figure out how he's going to get home, because the trains definitely aren't running, and as he looks as his phone for a spark of inspiration, he realizes... no one has tried to call him. his coworkers' phones have been going off all day, whenever they can get signal, as loved ones try to reach them, but... he doesn't have anyone trying to reach him. and as he sits there he realizes he doesn't know who he should be calling, either.

so. that's pretty depressing.

and as he's sitting there, thinking about his life and what led him here, in a now empty vet clinic outside the bronx zoo... he hears a noise. and then, voices.

ah great. looters.

at first, Marcus tries to call 911 - but obviously the call center is swamped. so he decides to take care of the problem himself, going to see who's there and get rid of them...

wait, who is he kidding? he's definitely not paid enough to confront potentially armed looters! he's going to get out of here.

but just as he starts to leave, he hears the voices again - coming from one of the surgery rooms this time. and they're talking about IVs... scalpels... anesthesia...

suddenly he realizes that these aren't looters - they're here to try and treat somebody.

and like hell is he going to let some idiot kill someone trying to do DIY surgery.

so he turns back around and bursts into the room... on two humans, a rat that counts as giant even for New York, and four very big, very injured turtles.

one of whom immediately points a gun in his face. to be fair, that's what he thought would happen.

"Donnie!" yells the biggest one, and, oh, they can talk. huh.

"Relax, it's just a tranquilizer!"

"Donatello!" that's the rat. there's a sound like a whip cracking and the one with the gun makes a startled noise and drops it.

now the rat is in front of him. he's looking up at Marcus imploringly. "Do you work here?" he asks.

"Y-yeah. I'm a vet."

the rat bows very politely. "my sons are seriously hurt, and I don't have the supplies to help them at home. I understand it is a lot to ask, but... we must use your supplies. please, if you could just look the other way."

Marcus looks around at the turtles, especially the one on the table, the one worst off. he looks mangled. he won't live long if he isn't properly treated.

a rat, two humans who look like teenagers, and the turtles. who the rat called "sons". now that he's noticing, they're all pretty short, other than the big one. are they also teenagers?

"...Are any of you doctors?" he asks. the littlest one starts to raise a hand, but the girl grabs it and forces it back down.

everyone else has left by now. he's the only doctor here.

alright. guess he's doing this.

"...okay, everyone make some room. let me get sterilized, and I'll see what we're working with here."

and that's how the son Lou Jitsu didn't know he had becomes primary care doctor to his teenage mutant ninja half-brothers. ^^

(and then a bunch of other stuff happens)

[doodlingwren]

☝🤓 What if 🤨🤔! I was back 😨🤯 after some months 😞😤😲... ahahah jokes 🧐🤣😂... unless 😳👉👈

[captain-sunshine-11]

What if Kevin had gone to Wymack after Kayleigh died. What if Kayleigh figured out her time was running out but could not for the life of her (literally) figure out how or if her son would be safe. What if Kayleigh Day knew that Kevin ending up with The Ravens would be the worst outcome and had made sure that plans were in place for Kevin to go to Wymack.

What if Wymack shows up at her funeral, seeing little Kevin and can't believe how much he looks like Kayleigh in person. How much he looks like him. And only finds out that he was Kevin's chosen guardian as per her wishes when her lawyer approaches him at the will reading. What if Tetsuji and Riko tried to fight that claim but Wymack immediately jumped on that responsibility.

What if Wymack raised Kevin?