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thinking about howww it's super cruel for the snake guy to wake MK up much too early and let him live a life that he'll eventually have to give up for the sake of the world
yet at the same time, it's considerate of him to let MK experience life and love and family before the end of the world like
which one is better, not knowing what you could've had or knowing what you're about to lose?
#lego monkie kid#lmk#lmk spoilers#lmk s5 spoilers#lmk season 5 spoilers#likeee cant be too mad at snake guy for this bc he's the reason why mk got to be with the fam IDK#very interesting charac like yeah i get him LMAO#monochatterbox
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i’m 17 btw
#sorry. have noticed how many followers i have with 18+ only in their bios#and like. if you’re not explicitly nsft i’m not going to block you#that’s on you#i know i don’t have my age in my bio or anything but#if it’s something that matters to you. that you only interact with adults.#then uhhhh you’re responsible for making sure that’s happening#i personally don’t care if adults interact with me#but likeee. yeah. idk.#and if you say 18+ only or minors dni or whatever i won’t interact with you#but it’s kind of your job to curate your experience#boycritter et al
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Kinda crazy that we’ve got 3 different lords of fortune between da absolution and tevinter nights and none of them showed up in datv but instead we got. A half assed isabela cameo. Like ok-
#dragon age#dragon age spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#datv#datv spoilers#dragon age veilguard#dragon age veilgaurd spoilers#dragon age isabela#isabela dragon age#dragon age critical#LIKEEE#im fine with most of veilguard ill be honest#i do have other criticisms but my enjoyment overrides them tbh#but i was so excited for the lords of fortune#hell taash is still like. uhh top 3 companions for me#but as a faction. disappointing#the rivain coast is boring as hell#and also. the lof is like. kinda orientalist#especially since we literally dont see any of rivain beyond that fucking beach#and the annoying ass warden area. and the volcano#LIKEEEE#that section just suffers. so much lmao#and isabela. i love her but why include her#if none of our choices from previous games matter lmao#its kinda weird#im sure someone can say all this better but. yeah idk#i still cant get over like. clearly rivaini ppl are based of romani ppl right???#but not seeing any of their culture makes it soo. eugh.#AND GET ISABELA OUT OF THAT OUTFIT#ok im done i swear. probably
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I really hope noone has made this joke already
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A comic titled "The First and Only Time Prism met Solaris at Zoraxis.
The small arrow pointing at Prism in the first panel reads 'Thinking out loud', while she says "I can't figure out what's missing from my robots".
The next panel is Solaris, with a small arrow pointing to her, which states 'Literally leaving Zoraxis' as she says "LAZERS."
The final panel is a close up of Prism who is saying "Lazers..!"
Since you tapped readmore, have some bonus yuri. For the soul.
#tragically I have mispelled laser this whole comic. but shhh....um....can I blame my dyslexia/silly#anyways first time sort of making an id text for the comic uhh i don't super get it but yk it worked okay#and likeee idk i feel like someone has made this joke already it feels like low hanging fruit but I can't think of who if they have??#but yeah no. on the mind#idk I don't ship them but i also don't not ahip them#shrodinger's ship if you will#like i enjoy their dynamic but idk idk it's like the mid ground of a qpr and romance to me#i like the thought of them meeting up post-zoraxis for both of them though like bonding through that has always been a great concept to me#i think they can be sweet..solaris ik you have walls built up but look at prism....auuuuuu#ieytd#[agent moose's art]#uhhhhhghhhhhhhh#yeah ok#commander solaris#roxana prism#idk what their ship tag is
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okay, but real talk, y'all... who's gonna invite barton over to do masks and gossip with them? because i know he's VERY morally atrocious, but i just know that he likes to take care of himself and would also be a fan of learning new blackmail material about people at the same time, so i promise he won't try to pull anything at a hangout like this JSJSJ he'll be enjoying himself too much to do evil after all LMAOOO
#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ooc post.#i can just imagine it now... barton fixing whoever the other muse in question may be's mask because they ' missed a spot ' like dude#it's not that serious BUT he also wouldn't do it maliciously so it's honestly kind of funny NGL LOLLL he'd just do it-#because they're buddies now y'know 💀 JSJSJ and then he'd start talking about how terrible of a kisser this guy he went on a date with-#was or something likeee do you really have to do 'em like that ( the answer is yes he has to do them like that ) and gradually just descent#into talking about the more ' juicy ' gossip with this muse by telling them about how much of a uppity jerk he thinks scarecrow is or-#something but while using a fake name for him like idk ROBERT and... i'm not even sure where it'd go from there but now even i am-#in interested in the story xDD so yeah. if your muse is even a littleee bit interested-#in being friends with barton y'all should totally do a scenario like this with me 👀 no pressure though!! only if you want to
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one thing about me i will trick u into thinking i’m normal and like chill and have good music taste and then u start getting to know me and my lore and then you go ohhh no this girl is a bit strange she’s a bit weird she’s cringe. worst of all she still listens to the songs from winx club
#likeee i’m gonna b real.#winx club is like the future i was a winx club girl i was a lot of girls i watched a lot of fantasy media as u can all tell#the worst thing is that they whitewash the characters though like why is flora and aisha so PALS#pale*#anyways felt like i had to b upfront about this#idk why i said ruse u all know i’m like.#me. myself#and i. yeah#anyway the point of this post listen to winx club at least they have all the songs there unlike mattel for barbie fml still#every time i post a good spotify link there’s a winx club or barbie or monster high theme waiting in the wings#my text
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i declined that venice trip with one of my sisters right cause i think its way too out of my budget for now and i am going to be childless and rich as hell in the future anyways so i will go there eventually. Right. But now my other sister declared that she is taking me to wrocław and well taht would be a way different scope of costs but there is a certain divide between them on well A lot of things but one of them is competing for my love because i am the youngest and a star and the golden child by the mere fact of existing. And i unfortunately do get along WAYYYY better with the latter sister🥸
#and i feel weird accepting her proposal after i you knowwww. said no yo that other trip. i do not want to stremghten this divide#they grew up with one another they went to the same uni they lived together a bit past moving out and.#they fought A LOTTTTTTT and i am not involved by the virtue of not existing at that point or being like. 3. yeah.#but likeee this wont cost me almost 2k zł THAT I DO NOT HAVE and ive never been to wrocław or anywhere really. godddddddddd#also offtopic but i always get surprised by how many cities there are in the south like in general#and they have greater population than ours but they always feel like idk. such bumfuck nowhere type of places#ok i guess theres the mountains. fine#ive never been to the mountains can you imagine. my entire family comes from the mountains#but yeah its always like. our glorious nothingburger touristy lake town vs#idont even know i cant even make a joke about it i am just permamently salty that everyone online is from those places and never from#The Great North
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listening to blake in “looking for answers with your dreamwalker boyfriend” is like ……
#I WAS NORMAL WHEN I LISTENED TO THIS IN JANUARY. what happened to me.#idk likeee….. the smugness and the condescension is doing smth to me 🫣#i had to pause the video like seven times HFKSVFKS GEEZ#what else was i gonna say. uh#OH YEAH. ‘they’re buying the ‘innocent old friend’ routine’ WHACKS YOU.#why do i not remember so much of this arc#sweetheart.txt#blake#not maintagging this cause it’s embarrassing LMFAO
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excitinggg though guys.. next week i get 2 start having money in my acct again!!!
#and ill have a pretty good amt of fun money bc 8ve got umm .. currently ive earned abt 130 dollars.from my little selfhelp game. and then#ill most likely have earned 40-60 more by the end of this week so i get likeee 200 dollars fun money... very cool#and ill have everythang paid offfff itll be awwsome. 8ts also rent but According to my calculations i qill still have enough t have my fun#fund And have stuff leftover for savings. supremely cool...#if my math is right which it should be. lettt me check...#im not sure im not sure. idk if im likeee getting overtime pay for when i stayed over since ive Sunce learned im not sposed to.. but i do#get REAL LIFE overttime today. since tmrw is nichas last day (:[) were trying to get as much of liberty donebas we can..#sooo yeah. um anyways the math. ir i dont get overtime ill get around 1120$. slayyyy.#-515 for rent and its 605 minus 462.49 142.51. so it turns out my math was WRONG#lets judt hope and pray i get overtime bc im gods specialest little princess.
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gay dumpster diving is my favorite thing :)
#its dumpster divinf. but gay#lots of teamwork involved. getting a lil high and having lunch prior is helpful#(to be clear. find a big plaza)#you learn a lot! and it pays off! got a whooooole case and a half of soda (acknowledging there was still a lot left)#then sugar cookie mix oj pumpkin seeds mini pizza crusts aaaand yeah it was a win :)#its fun. it’s thrilling and as i was saying. the ultimate inflation hack. one of two anyway#anyway anyway !! i got somee likeee kinda spooky halloweeney themed cookie cutters and my sister is out of the house next week#so like . we can use this non allergy safe frosting probably..?#it might be for cake decorating tho idk howww great thatd be on cookies but yeah
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(posting about a ship i like) waait what if i dont come across as a multishipper. or if i come across as someone too invested in a ship. wait what if someone thinks i take anything seriously.
#like listen#character A could be with B or they could be with C or D and it literally does not matter to me#fredposting#multishipper#likeee (for example) catch me being a huge hitter hacker thief fan#but also i think eliot and hardison are neat on their own#and then there's eliot and nate#don't get me started on eliot and quinn or eliot and moreau#eliot and sterling? sure !#or like parker and mcsweeten but also parker and alec but also leverage ot3 but also sophie and parker like#it do not matter#multishipping#yeah idk what else to tag
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What The Kpop
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#WHATTT THE ive been tuned out since the new members arrived.. last release i checked in was um seishun zombies i think#and for a reason cuz yeah i cant... fw this new type of sound + concept#which makes me saddd cuz i still love the og members well the og 8 ones#altho i unfollowed aika cuz shes mutuals with a super weirdo.. >_>#but yeah uh wow theyve..... Changed A Lot#but if the members are happy thats fine with meee... but srsly what a crazy dissonance from their past concept omg#tho i guess theyve been changing their concepts since likeee 2018/2019 to smth slightly more mature#idk. whatever gonna keep listening to their old songs love and life#Youtube
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tysm for the image description!!
yoinking this from twitter cause i want to hear yalls opinions!
#saying that in the actual comments so other ppl don't have to scroll#anyway#i saw omori in the comments and yeah i agree#i would likeee to see... hmmmm#sdv has potential but idk if concerned ape would be on board#i've already thought thru celeste and splatoon and those won't work#zelda is a pretty obvious candidate it would probably make the most money#aaaah i keep going back to celeste#but it's about the cones. climb. it's about the climb#yk what i think i like omori the most. yea omori final answer#inthetags
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whenever barton looks as if he is thinking hard about something, take his daughter's advice and either be afraid, or prepare yourself to be pleasantly surprised (okay, that isn't exactly what she said, but that's certainly what it sounded like to barton). this is a rule that honestly seemed to be very relevant at that moment — for after about a minute of sitting across from wanda and wiping at the debris, as well as scratches on her face from a fight, he got that expression. barton seemed to be looking at one particular scratch on her face that might or might not have been deeper than he thought. hesitantly, he then leaned forward to gently take the other's cheek in his hand and turn her head so he could examine it better.
but in that process, barton got so close to wanda that his knees touched hers. this was a pretty tame move though from the doctor's perspective so he didn't think much of it. however, when he determined that yes, it was deep enough to need stitches; a lithe body was suddenly straddling wanda's lap and sitting on top of it. that is, after he grabbed what he needed from the tray beside them. barton began to coat the skin around her cut in numbing cream before saying, ❝ ahh, ma blonde (my girl), whoever it was that you got into a spat with today really socked it to you here. so i'm afraid you're going to need stitches, ❞ dark eyes flickered up to wanda's own before he deemed that he'd covered the wound completely in the cream.
at first, barton didn't appear to be too bothered by that prospect on the outside - though he was nothing if not open about people he dislikes so that soon changed. as he threw off the medical glove he was wearing and replaced it, barton pushed back some of her hair tenderly, except he kept his hand there. this motion was such a contrast to the look in his eyes. it was like the anger that was building up in his chest at the thought that someone hurt wanda like that materialized in them. it was a cold kind of irateness, though, ❝ by the way... what happened to the person who did this to you? ❞ barton maintained eye contact with wanda before glancing down to her lips for a moment.
the doctor stifled a chuckle to try to come off less harsh, which worked about as well as one would think it would, ❝ because if they're still out there, i want to have words with them. and i'm sure you beat them up pretty good already but i may like to hit them where it hurts too. ❞
#hexsreality#tw: injury.#tw: stitches.#okay BUT i saw an opportunity for barton to show off a little bit of his sillyness (also known as homicidalness in this case SKSKS) -#and i had to take it so yeah. have him slipping into his dollmaker... persona a bit i guess you could say? idk LOL#but anywhozies the 'ma blonde' has made a return and although that does not change the fact that barton wants to murder whoever-#hurt her it is still a bit sweet imo 💀 nahhh but i get being slightly protective over someone you love but. Barton takes it to the EXTREME-#definitely and will try to resort to maiming or killing when someone in his circle gets hurt physically or emotionally#so likeee i think it's safe to say he may need to start going to therapy again at least ahahhh
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unsnoozing my bumble and tinder accounts the day after valentine's cuz i want someone to fall in love with me already like what the fuck
#shut up haydar#diary.log#its soooo hard being obsessed with romance and being a romance writer and trying to date lmao#my expectations are too high and i just be out here not even giving ppl a chance#not even based on appearances but like. i see their interests/bio and im like damn. nope.#'oh you like to party and go clubbing? yeah we probably have nothing in common' swipe left#its either that or their bio is just 'i'll wife you up if we click 😏' bro stop#meanwhile the women are out of my league and we never get matched#and the gays and enbies are all somehow in polyam rships already likeee ?!?!#cant someone bump into me and we start a convo and become best friends and we fall in love already#im joking but im also not#lmao#also the fact that ive NEVER been in a rship and im 24 this year#am i just unattractive or am i really just pushing ppl away idk#damn i think i really need therapy lmao
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my boyfriend's boyfriend !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which she's the one who's third wheeling her boyfriend and his best friend.
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for when you're the third wheel in your own relationship. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // lando norris x fem!reader
warnings - language
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username my bi ass is having a crisis omg
username imagine being a relationship 😂😂😂
-> username real like imagine someone loving u as much lando loves y/n 😂😂😂
landonorris U GUESS????
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landonorris is the beauty in the second slide single???
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landonorris she said i'm more than okay ❤️
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carlossainz55 when he used to post me like this 💔💔💔
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-> landonorris (i love you so much more)
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username lando and y/n?????? lando and carlos!!!!!!!!!!
username carlos really stole y/n's man huh
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carlossainz55 when she finally realises 😇😇😇
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username CARLOS AND Y/N FIGHTING OVER LANDO IS SO FUNNY LIKEEE
landonorris babe i can explain.........
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-> carlossainz55 so glad we're finally acknowledging that!
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landonorris coffee???
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carlossainz55 fyi everyone!!!! i let her borrow MY teddy that lando won for ME!!!!! just thought everyone should know
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yourusername all jokes aside i love this little dude!!!!! he's exactly what u imagined daylight to be like!!!!!! he's crazy but he takes good photos and makes amazing coffee!!!!!! lando, i love you so much like u own my ENTIRE heart even when u flirt with carlos in front of me!!!!!
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