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iâm actually not a terrible cook just made some banging chickpea soup(ish) new faaaaav
#bitter end#just fucked around with an existing recipe#mostly bc i cba going to the shop#chickpeas-> drained and rinsed baked beans#sun dried tomatoes -> tin of chopped tomatoes#and i added extra water to make it soupy instead of like a sauce#maybe iâll add my version of recipe if anyone wants#RANT OVER đ
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how are u gonna be an atla fan but be âanti aangâ mf did u watch the show lmao
#how r u gonna be a fan of a show called The Last Airbender#and then go on rant after rant abt how much u fucking HATE said airbender#like are u stupid or what#someone wasnât paying attention to the show methinks !#canât believe those mfs even exist#if ur an aang hater ur so fucking stupid lmao#not to get heated over a fictional 12 year old from a kids show but uhhhh ur wrong and have terrible judgement#but i digress. peace and loveđđ#atla#aang#anti aang#pro aang#iduna.txt
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As much as I hate it when my mother forces me to shave my legs, as much as I despise her for it, deep down I just feel sorry for her. Because she was also just a young girl whose mother told her that her own beauty, her own worth came from the perception of others. That she would never find a boyfriend, never have friends, because they would all look down at the hair and her legs and find it disgusting, unhygienic, âmasculineâ. And so she would shave them. Every few days for forty years. And then she would have a daughter and the cycle would continue. My mum would repeat those words to me. The same words that her mother told her, that her motherâs mother told her, that society had told her over and over again that it become almost subconscious - second nature. They are the words they tell every woman, young or old. They humiliated them and convinced them that they were âuglyâ and âuncleanâ so much so that even women now will still repeat those disgusting words.
So how can I blame my mum when it was never really her fault. The whole thingâs a mess. But I swear if I ever see anyone telling anyone they should shave their legs, arms, whatever, I WILL PUNCH YOU. (Iâm half joking)
#rant#rant post#femenism#internalised misogyny#misogony#mother#society#fuck society#fuck social norms#the idea of shaving legs literally came from men trying to sell razors to women#I have to say though#any girl who hates another girl over that fact that her legs are or arenât shaven can die#like wtf#please educate yourself#before I punch you#women#everyone is beautiful#fuck the haters#women supporting women#as they should#đĄđ€đđ„°
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somehow i think closer by nine inch nails is deus in absentia coded but Idk it just makes sense to me like the way i'm thinking about it is waaay too harsh for them but in the same vein it's just harsh enough to be some kind of stereotypical vintage 80s esque kink stuff (girl pls) and i really like when people use kink as a way to express vulnerability and i think it should be used more Actually. i just really like this song
#i feel like that annotation of that one song by nin that was like ââswallow it all like a good boyâ is about his feelings because of toxic#masculinity" like pls it's just about sex#top ten songs ever written ever oohhh my god i need it like. in my blood#they're not...kinky...but i dooo love the vulnerability thing and i think id like to use it in this because it's an interesting path to#go down especially because of the religious aspect of it all too like george is so ashamed of even the tamest of things and then all of#a sudden he's being introduced to all these insane completely foreign concepts to do with sex and he's like oohhh...this is good...#but i just really really really like that vintage kink vibe i think LMFAO but whatever can't a girl indulge!#i'm not even into that kind of thing in terms of Actual Fucking buuttttt overanalysing it and making it into something holy...đđđ#and it also adds that odd uncomfortable feeling to everything somehow? because the song's actual SOUND is like. in a minor key and stuff#and it's juts a really good song that i want to reference in every single piece of art that i make ever#rant over? maybe? i might come back and edit more because i'm going to be thinking about this a LOT#i looove making unserious things into things like thisđ#blah blah!#deus in absentia#save for later#this is very important to me...#hmmmmmmmm i might have to elaborate on this in my own head and then Die#he'd wear a fucking gimp mask if he was asked to idk why im lying âthey arent kinkyâ FALSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1#like bitch theyd piss on each other if asked DONT LIE#maybe i just have a kink. anyway
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Holy cow Gen V is like The Boys if The Boys was a show that had main characters whose motivations/stakes/development are actually interesting??!?
#the college setting lends itself to the raunchy over-the-top tone of the boys universe much better imo#and when these characters make short sighted emotional and/or inappropriate choices its far less infuriating#a lot of my gripes with the boys is with several long term character arcs so we cant fully compare yet obvs#im not getting into my the boys rant... its very love-hate#on one hand its the best superhero franchise out there w/ its worldbuilding and take on corporate superheroism#on the other hand hughie is the worst character im meant to root for that ive ever encountered & billy's shtick has gotten super old#so im really into this show set in the same interesting universe but without the characters for whom i cannot b asked to be invested in#although i had rose colored glasses during the first season of the boys too so theres plenty of time for gen v to get dumb#am i being biased because I'm very đđđ€Ș over Jordan? yes yes i am but its also a bias that bends towards objective truth âïž#dani talks about tv
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let me say if ricky bowen turns up on time for auditions then i just know itâll be a shit season like donât you dare break ur tradition richard
#and i just KNOW the writing is gonna be shit#and i KNOW iâm gonna be baited into madlyn. I KNOW IT.#but am i still gonna turn up for that one caswen scene that is like fucking everywhere? yeah i sm#and do i KNOW theyâre most definitely not gonna mention nini one fucking bit? yeah. and it hurts.#like you canât tell me in character nini ainât turning up for opening night because she would. sheâs go to each one.#anywaysđ#rant over i canât wait to lose my mind#over another season of a bunch of idiots singing and dancing and being dramatic#like idek if i got any good plot with ash and kourtney. why is it all looking like fucking rina ?#jesus fucking christ#anyways iâm fine đđđ#hsmtmts#hsmtmts season 4
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Match Game PM Episode 134 Final Round Question: Fannie Flaggâ
Audience getting riled up.
Gene: I say Fannie Flagg and somebody went, âWoo-oo-oo!â
Audience getting more riled up.
Final Round Question (continued): Fannie Flagg was a precocious little girl.
Audience getting even more riled up.
Final Round Question (continued again): On her 10th birthday, she _____ed her training bra.
Audience getting So riled up.
Contestant and panelists she hadnât matched previously all say burn.
And audience continues being riled up.
#Fannie Flagg match gameâs Mae West and Gloria Steinem simultaneously đ#fannie flagg#match game#sheâs so hot I canât stand her#and neither can this audience apparently đ#like I just canât get over the juxtaposition of her being so hot and her knowing it and owning it and and flirting with dudes#vs. her feminist rants and (sometimes thinly) closeted lesbianism. she just ticks so many boxes for me đ
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i will never forgive the world for deciding freckles are cute and desirable while acne makes you ugly and dirty.
#like theyâre both two things on your skin that you have no control over#omg guys acne is soooo in rn like itâs pink freckles!!!#i just hate it so much like having acne for years destroys your self confidence and everyone around you is okay with it bc they look down#ppl w acne + other skin conditions#and not only does it hurt emotionally it also hurts physically. my face bleeds every fucking night after i wash it im SICK OF IT!!!!#if my mom wouldâve just let me go on accutane when i first started going to a dermatologist i could have avoided YEARS of suffering#do you wanna know what the worst part is? when youâre having a conversation with your friend and you notice their eyes always drifting#to your acne when youâre talking#it makes me avoid eye contact and i feel bad about that and how it makes me come off as even more shy but at a certain point i just canât#handle what those glances do to my self esteem đ#acne#rant
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if i have to see ONE more person on tiktok mischaracterise henry while i am just trying to participate in braindead activity, i am going to LOSE MY MARBLES
#âhenry is the ultimate golden retriever bf đđâ WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#BECAUSE IT CERTAINLY ISNâT MY HENRY#or they characterise alex as a black cat type of guy because he has dark hair#WHAT#this is so fucking serious to me#did we even read the same fucking book!#I HATE BOOKTOK#anyways rant over#love you guys#whatâs going on in neroâs mind?
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no it's whatever i dont even think about her everyday im cool about it and her and everything. đ
#i say with my#tumblr posts about her#tumblr tag dedicated to her#pinterest board seperate from my other friends for her#my spotify playlist for her and the shared one#the section in my notes app dedicated to her#the TIKTOK FOLDER. WITH VIDS THAT MAKE ME THINK OF HER.#but no ahahaha i literally dgaf.#i rmb my first impression of her was i wanted to be her friend sooo badly and now we have this and honestly#id take this over regular friendship lowkey but not rly bc sooo much of my time goes into stalking her profiles#like i think i actually need help.#and i dont have anyone to talk to about this#i want to spill all my guts and my deepest secrets to her just so she'll like me a little bit#like i want her TO WANT TO BE MY FRIEND THE SAME AMOUNT I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND.#i love her. idk what to do.#never knowing ppls true intentions w/ me has me a lil wary but not enough. for her#in a few years im gna be able to tell the story of the girl who i beefed w/ over spotify playlists then made my friend#babys first parasocial relationship awww đđđđ#and like. im not tryna be creepy i just have so much love in my heart ??? i just think she's cool and don't know what to do about it so#i get obsessive abt it.#okay !!!! morning rant over đ©·#ïčđïč ᶻ đ Ë Ś â©
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in fucking tears this girl is so ridiculously pathetic it's almost pitiful
like tfdym you hide your stories from my account but still follow me AND instantly view anything i post on my story
#she can't stand talking to me anymore but can't push me away eitherđ#literally i'm just frustrated in the sense that she keeps playing these guessing games#sees my msg that i need distance but want to stay friends and leaves it on read#follows me on insta & lets me follow her but hides her stories from my account#with the intention that i won't know since her profile is private so you couldn't check easily#but still refuses to (soft)block me#and the instant i post a story she views it#pick a lane and stay with it i swear#i guess i should be grateful bc now i do have the confirmstion that it IS in fact over with the friendship#still jesus#i'm not even mad anymore i just feel bad for her and am just disappointed#frustrated n depressed but not mad or sad or surprised at all#oh well#salmon rants
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i js went to a concert and these ppl sitting behind us were so annoying đđđ so like my aunt eventually asks me after the concert "hey layla did those kids behind us kick your chair or anything??" and im like "yeah they did and they kept blowing on my hair" and my uncle is like "oh yeah i noticed that chick kept leaning in" like why tf is she leaning in she can see the concert just fine đ and she had to announce EVERYTHING she did or wanted to do. she's like "im gonna go get a drinkkkk" "i have to go peeeee can we go now???" "i cant seeeee" RAGGGHHJ SHE WAS SO ANNOYINTGGG.
omg and there's this other guy that was sitting next to her with an ugly mustache so he's mustache guy. he was talking to his friends n he said smth like "yeah when i was shitgopped...." SHITGOPPED???? WHAT KIND OF WORD IS SHITGOPPED???? then eventually he was like "yeahhhh i sawww [random comedian] here and he was sooooo funny" and the girl was like "OMFG I LOVE HIMMMM HES HYSTERICALLLLLLLL" shut up PLEASE.
AND DURING THE CONCERT THEY HAD NO BASIC ETIQUETTE AT ALL. THE BAND IS A TRIBAL BAND AND THE STUPID PEOPLE BEHIND US KEPT LIKE MOCKING THEIR NOISES??? BRO đđđ
oh when i said earlier that the girl claimed she couldn't see so she kept leaning into me??? she could see JUST FINEE BECAUSE THE SEATS ARE SLANTED UPWARDS AND SHE WAS IN THE SEAT BEHIND US SO SHE WAS SLANTED UP MORE SO SHE CAN BASICALLY SEE ABOVE OUR HEADS. she's so annoying im so glad i don't have to deal w her and her annoying ass buddies anymore đđđ
erm yeah anyways this wraps up my rant đ„° the concert was so fun tho 10/10 experience đŁđŁđŁ
#concerts#this concert was so cool tho im so glad i went đđ#those people were so annoying#i couldnt help but rant a lil đ#NO BUT LIKE YOU SHOULDVR BEEN THERE.#that one girl was INSUFFERABLE.#and her stupid lil guy friend#âyeahh i was sew shitgoppedâ#I CANT GET OVER IT#HE WAS SERIOUS TOO#omg#RAGHHH#mikeyliciousss
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Ok ok ok, imma go on a rant here so bare with me đ
One of the main reasons I love Alan's character design (besides Ilkka in general lol) is that even though Alan is the "Hero" of the story for the most part, he's not some cliche strong buff badass man who gets all the bitches. (Sorry Leon...)
He's Human just like the player!
a big example of this is when he's running from the dark presence in AW2, mainly in the subway and the hotel (room 666) in those instances he sounds genuinely terrified, it really puts into perspective how much he's suffered in his efforts to escape. Another good example is when we first see him after he appears on the shore of cauldron lake; his first immediate concern (once he was coherent enough after emerging) was if Casey had a light. The horror and urgency in his voice shows that he's absolutely traumatized. The last thing he wants is to be caught without protection and to see others get hurt because of it.
That's what I felt Leon lacks (at least imo) is that human connection. While I love the resi series and it's story and characters I always felt Leon was sort of emotionless, almost robotic which kinda turned me off to him on an emotional level (Again sorry Leon đ)
And at least from what I've seen or understand, Leon seems to lack any sort of flaws I mean yea he can still die and such but I have a hard time reading his personality which is another thing that caused me to disconnect with him.
But with Alan, he's so much more fleshed out with positive traits and flaws, and oh boy, does our man have flaws.
First off, anger issues and can be pretty defensive when put on the spot, secondly the self esteem issues. While not entirely present Alan does mention it on occasion and there are other signs of it. Mainly the partying and everything that came with it.
He is also insanely stubborn, and if not for that stubbornness, he probably would have never gotten out of the dark place.
But underneath all that rough exterior is a man who just wants the people he cares for to be happy and safe.
I still like both Alan and Leon equally, and i don't mean to upset either Resi fans or Remedy fans, but it's hard to ignore the vast differences between the two.
alan wake outfits (2/3) bonus:
#alan wake#alan wake 2#rant post#will's witty shit#also that bonus gif is doing things to me đ#resident evil#leon kennedy#anyway rant over
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WHAT ARE UR HEADCANONS 4 DAISUKE X READER??????
Pairings: Daisuke x F!reader
Warnings: a lil cringe, maybe some cursing, not proofread, probably contains grammar mistakes, ENGLISH isn't my first language!!
(A/N): OMG I LOVE DAISUKEđđ ANYWAYS THIS IS KINDA SHORT AND RUSHED BECAUSE I WAS EXCITED TO WRITE THIS I'M SO SORRYđđ -> m.list
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CRUSHING/CONFESSION
Hear me out, you fell first he fell harder.
I am very confident that at first he didn't even realize he himself had a crush on you... Like, he wanted to make you laugh more than he wanted to to the others, he always wanted to help you and be there for you... So, he pieced two and two together, and figured out that he actually was in love with you.
If he were to tell someone (probably not) it would OFCCC be our nice old man Swanseaâșïž
You see, Daisuke is very... Uhm, an idiot, so he won't understand when you're flirting with him. That's just him, he's too dense. You have to speak up, or else he won't pick up.
He always cracks jokes around you just to try and make you laughđ
But like, it's so obvious he likes you
He's following you like a lost puppy, eager to please you in ANY way.
He's crushing on you so hard...
You kinda notice it since he just helps you with everything, offering help with your chores or just anything in general.
HE THINKS HE'S HIDING IT SOOO WELL BUT IN REALITY AT LEAST SOMEBODY CAUGHT UP TO IT (probably Swansea duh)
Let's say he's the one to confess first...
He would do it on accident for SURE. Do what you will with that information, let your imagination get ahead of youđ (I'm actually lazy that's why I didn't write it but yeah whatever sue ME)
So then, he realizes what he said and then you also confess and BOOM, he's all over you. Good luck trying to get rid of him (who tf would do thatđ€š)
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DURING THE RELATIONSHIP
This man will go show you off the moment you two have an established relationship (unless you don't wanna)
RANTS TO SWANSEA ABOUT YOU
No but fr Swansea's probably tired of hearing him babble about you, he seriously had to force him to shut up just for a small moment of peace. BUT he secretly likes the fact that Daisuke is happy so likeđ€
Daisuke is a really energetic guy so I feel like if you match his vibe he's never gonna let you go
LISTEN TO MEEE, he loves both physical affection AND words of affirmation, he's big on BOTH.
If he could, he would hold your hand forever, NEVER would he let go of you. He wants to hold you, close, for as long as possible.
If you decide at some point to sleep in the same bed, you will get cuddles every single night.
Big spoon or little spoon, he doesn't care. Just TOUCH him, in ANY way, he doesn't care and doesn't mind just do it!!
OMG PRAISE HIM
He always searches for your compliments, just PRAISE HIM please, tell him you're proud of him or something IDKKKK
"Did I do good?" "I'm doing great, right?"
UGH if there's something he loves most about you (he would kiss every inch of your body but whatevs) it's definetly your laugh.
Okay, maybe it's the way you praise him at the end of each day.
Okay, no, MAYBE it's the way you play with his hair while he slowly drifts to sleep from your soothing touch.
Okay, maybe he just loves you wholeheartedly and would do anything for you (he's whipped)
I imagine that he seeks out for head pats. Just pat his head. Pet him or sum idk ask him.
While in bed, he definitely headbutts your palm just to let you know what he wants. Cause like at first he just nudges you but if you don't get the hint, he'll straight up headbutt your hand (I saw someone say this and I love you for that)
CALL HIM A GOOD BOY UGHHH
Lowkey imagine if you called him a good boy tho that's crazy
I have to say that I think Daisuke, as much of a dumbass as he is, listens very well.
He's surprisingly very good at comforting you
He might now understand you, but he listens, and tries his best
TELL HIM YOU'RE PROUD OF HIM OMG
He's gonna find cheesy nicknames for you so buckle up >â .â <
Daisuke LOVES kissing you, there, I said it.
Whether it's a small peck on the cheek or a full on make out session, he's gonna enjoy it and THANK you.
He sometimes wonders how he pulled you nglđ€š
If like, some sort of small argument got in between you, he'll be apologizing on his knees and begging you to forgive him with snot running down
Imagine you called him a good boy that'd lowkey be crazy
If you somehow ever decide to wear a piece of clothing that belongs to him, it WILL be yours.
He's gonna squeal like a school girl and compliment youuu
Overall 10/10 boyfriend. He's sweet, charismatic, energetic, a bit of an airhead, kisses the ground you walk on, and bonus for being handsome.
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#x reader#reader#reader insert#f!reader#fem!reader#female reader#mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing x reader#daisuke x you#daisuke x female reader#daisuke x reader#daisuke mouthwashing#mouthwashing daisuke#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing x reader#anya mouthwashing#curly x reader#anya x reader#daisuke x y/n#x you#headcanons#mouthwashing headcanon#daisuke headcanons#â
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I'm being sooo normal haha (projecting onto Lindsay Lohan in Freaky Friday because if my bitch popular girl obsession tormented me I would have heart eyes)
#rehks rants#lesbian#when she pulls her shirt over her head and pushes her backwards it's just like đ„șđđ€€#and before you say it n I know
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Crossing the Line
Summary: Y/N never expected to fall for her roommate, Spencer, but when she becomes unexpectedly jealous of a girl flirting with him, she realizes she's in love with him. The problem is... how does she tell him that without ruining everything?
CONTENT WARNINGS: 18+ MDNI!! This fic is intended for adult audiences. Roommates/friends to lovers/two idiots in love trope. Jealous reader. Heavy making out. Dry humping (huge supporter of this I say bring it back!!). A small teensy bit of angst as reader struggles to accept her feelings. Insecure Spencer (sweet angel boy).
Pairing: Spencer Reid x fem!reader/afab!reader
Requested fic!! đ„ł: I absolutely loved the fic you just wrote about Spencer and reader friends to lovers (and omg you write smut so well đ) and I was wondering if you could write another one but maybe theyâre roommates or something?
A/N: College!Spencer AU ahh!! Thank you so very much to the anon that requested this :â) <3 I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it. I know this isn't my usual, all-out smut buttt there will be a part two for these two, so stay tuned. :') As always, please tell me what you think! If you enjoy it, please like, reblog, and share it with your friends. <3 Thank you and I love you all!! :)
Y/N never imagined she'd be rooming with a man, let alone one as⊠peculiar as Spencer Reid. Not in a bad way, of courseâjust, well, peculiar. Spencer was the last person Y/N expected to respond to her ad for a roommate, but she was glad he did.
At barely twenty-one, he already had two bachelorâs degrees and was deep into his third PhD. Heâd graduated high school at twelve (an IQ of 187 had a way of doing that, she supposed), skipping the years most kids spent developing their social skills. As a result, he was incredibly awkward and nerdy, but Y/N found this more endearing than off-putting.
As a roommate, he was exceptional: he kept things tidy, wasnât obnoxiously loud (even with their paper-thin walls), never had people over (which meant Y/N spent more time with him, as she didnât have guests either), and even helped her study, despite her insistence she could handle it on her own (they both knew better). As a friend, he was even betterâalways listening to her ramble about anything and everything, joining her for their now-regular movie nights, and offering a shoulder to cry on when needed (and she was always there for him in return).
In the six months they'd lived together, they'd grown incredibly close. Y/N was even smugly certain that they had avoided the classic 'falling for your roommate' scenarioâuntil Spencer came home ranting about a girl in his class.
âI mean, seriously! How hard is it to grab a paper without touching someone?â Spencer huffed, plopping down onto the couch next to her and reaching for the popcorn bowl that sat securely in her lap.
It took about three months of living together before Spencer felt comfortable enough to do things like share snacks during their movie nights or indulge in the occasional moment of physical affection.
Y/N never took it personally, understanding his aversion to germs (one of the first things heâd said when they met was that kissing was safer than shaking hands, and sheâd almost jokingly taken him up on it). Every time Spencer felt comfortable enough to share food with her (like he was doing now) or lean into her on the heavier days, letting her hold him until the world felt a little lighter, her chest swelled with pride. It made her happy to know he trusted her enough to let his guard down like that.
Y/N raised an eyebrow as she listened to his rant. Apparently, a girl in the class he TA'd for had been getting on his nerves for weeks, but this was the first sheâd heard about it. It didnât surprise herâSpencer tended to bottle things up until they reached a breaking point, and then he'd unload it all at once, just like he was doing now.
"Sheâs always staring at me, too. Every time I glance up, there she isâstaring and chewing on the end of her pen. It gives me the creeps," Spencer grumbled, a shiver running down his spine as he recalled it.
"Wait wait wait," Y/N stopped his rant with furrowed brows. "What did you say this girl's name was?"
"Her nameâs Wren Davidson. You might know herâor at least know of her. I'm pretty sure she's in a few of the same classes as you," Spencer said, pausing to snack on some popcorn, though by now, their movie was all but forgotten as the starting menu looped on the screen. "Sheâs about 5'6", has dark brown hair with some highlights, and green eyes."
Y/N pressed her tongue to her cheek, thinking for a moment. The name sounded strangely familiarâŠ
"Oh! I know who you meanâshe's in my 8:00 AM lecture with Professor James on Tuesdays and Thursdays," Y/N said, snapping her fingers as she remembered. She popped a piece of popcorn into her mouth, then tilted her head. "So, just to recapâshe's asking you questions instead of the professor, touching you whenever you hand out papers, staring at you⊠and what else?"
Spencer adjusted his glasses and leaned forward, clearly frustrated.
"Sheâs been bringing me coffee lately, even though Iâve told her a million times I donât want it because you always make it just the way I like before I leave and I don't need more. And when she doesnât bring coffee, itâs some kind of baked good. I donât get it! If sheâs looking for favoritism, why not try to suck up to the professor? Iâm just the TA."
A sudden tightness gripped Y/Nâs chest as she processed his words. It was clear nowâWren was flirting with him. But why did that thought send an unexpected wave of discomfort through her? Jealousy, maybe? No, that didnât make sense... Why would she be jealous?
âSheâs not looking for favoritism, Spence. Sheâs looking for a way to get into your pants,â Y/N snickered, ignoring yet another wave of unease that crashed into her at the mental image of Spencer actually having sex with Wren. Anyone would be uncomfortable thinking about their roommate having sex⊠right? That was a perfectly normal reaction.
Spencer suddenly choked on the popcorn heâd just popped into his mouth, coughing violently and startling Y/N. Without thinking, she leaned over, gently patting his back as concern flooded her expression. When the coughing finally subsided into a weak wheeze, she reached for his glass of water on the coffee table and handed it to him with a worried glance.
"Jesus, Spencer! Are you okay?"
"Why would you say that?"
Spencer's voice was unnervingly high, his face flushed from both the coughing fit and his growing embarrassment. He took a slow sip of water, trying to steady his racing heart. Setting the glass down with trembling hands, he adjusted his crooked glasses, his gaze avoiding hers. "For the record," he muttered, his voice tinged with insecurity, "I highly doubt sheâs trying to⊠get in my pants."
Y/N's expression softened from concern to sympathy as her hand moved to rub his knee in comfort.
She remembered the first (and only) time sheâd gotten Spencer to drink with her, how, in his tipsy state, heâd opened up about his painful past. In a rare moment of vulnerability, heâd shared how brutally heâd been bullied as a child prodigy, and how those experiences had led him to avoid romantic relationships for fear of humiliation and rejection. That night marked the turning point in their relationship, transforming them from roommates who got along to actual friendsâa change she would forever be grateful for.
"Youâre too hard on yourself," Y/N said gently. "Trust me on this one. As a woman, I can tell you with absolute certaintyâshe's flirting with you." She added, her tone matter-of-fact.
Spencer gave her a doubtful look, but after a moment, his shoulders slumped in reluctant acceptance as he began to entertain the possibility. "Weâll see," he muttered, grabbing the remote and finally starting their movie night.
It turned out Y/N had been right.
Three weeks had passed without a word from Spencer about it, and Y/N figured Wren had gotten the message and moved on. But then she began to notice Wren walking into class with a little extra bounce in her step, a shy, almost giddy smile lighting up her face as she sat down. Y/N shrugged it off⊠until she noticed Spencer doing the exact same thing.
Spencer began coming home later and later after class, a goofy grin on his face as he wandered through the apartment or headed to his room. Y/N didnât ask any questions, knowing heâd share whatever was making him so happy when he was readyâthough she had a pretty strong hunch about who it was. By the fourth week, he finally felt comfortable enough to confide in her.
"You wonât believe this, but I finally just asked Wren straight up if she was flirting with me⊠and she said yes!" Spencer said, his excitement clear as he leaned against the kitchen counter, watching Y/N cook. "Weâve been spending time together after class, and, uh⊠I asked her out on a date for this Friday!"
Y/N froze mid-stir, caught off guard by the sudden pang of sadness that hit her. Why did she feel this way? She should be happy for himâhe was her closest friend, after all. She cleared her throat, forcing herself to keep stirring as she pushed the unsettling thoughts aside for the moment.
"Thatâs great, Spence!" Y/N said, though her voice came out a bit tighter than usual. "So⊠what do you have planned for your date?"
Spencer began to ramble excitedly about what he had planned for Friday, his hands moving animatedly as he spoke. All it did was seem to make the feeling of dread and hurt creeping up on her worse, though she couldn't for the life of her understand why Spencer talking about his date had her so bothered. Maybe it was because she hadn't been on a date in over a year, having avoided the dating scene after her last breakup. That had to be it.
Y/N nodded absentmindedly, her mind fixated on the uneasy feeling growing inside her rather than his words. It had been so long since sheâd felt anything like this, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't make sense of why it was happening.
She wasnât blind. She knew Spencer was ridiculously attractive (even if his wardrobe seemed to be straight out of an elderly manâs fashion catalog). And he was kind, thoughtful, and attentiveâanyone would be lucky to date him. Yet, despite all that, sheâd always seen him as nothing more than a friend. Or at least, thatâs what she kept telling herself.
Fortunately, the timer went off, cutting Spencer off mid-sentence. He quickly shifted gears, helping her dish out their food. They moved to the living room, ready to enjoy their meal and unwind with TV, as they always did.
Spencer couldnât help but notice that Y/N was quieter than usual. She didnât join in with her usual banter during the show, instead taking absent-minded bites, taking bites between distant, unfocused stares at the screen. His brow furrowed as he put his fork down, observing her slowly push her food around without really eating.
"Y/N⊠are you alright?" Spencer asked, lowering the volume on the TV. "Youâve barely touched your food."
"Hm?" Y/N looked up, offering a faint smile as she shrugged. "Yeah⊠Iâm fine, Spence. Just a little tired, I guess."
He didnât fully buy it, but he decided not to push further. "How about a nap in my lap while I grade papers, then? After dinner, of course. I donât want your head in my food," Spencer joked, pleased with himself. His lame humor had her rolling her eyes and grinning, stifling a laugh.
That had become normal for them: napping or cuddling, quick pecks on the cheek or top of the head when one of them left, cooking and eating together⊠the list went on. But the more Y/N thought about it, the more she realized it didnât exactly align with typical roommate behavior. Or maybe it did, and she was just overanalyzing, letting the strange feeling she couldnât shake make her paranoid.
"That sounds perfect," Y/N agreed, silently hoping the nap would help clear her mind.
They finished dinner, chatting between bites about their day. Spencer, ever the gentleman, told her to stay on the couch while he cleared their plates and rinsed them. After grabbing the stack of papers he needed to grade for Professor Hartman from his room, he returned, settling back onto the couch with a grin as he patted his lap.
Y/N eased into his lap, stretching her legs out across the couch as she nestled her head into the crook of his neck with a contented sigh. Spencer ran a hand down her back as she settled in, giving her hip a gentle pat before picking up the first paper to grade.
It didn't take long for Y/N to drift off in his arms, her breath warm against his skin as he graded papers. The room was quiet except for the soft rhythm of her breathing, the rustling of the papers as he flipped through them, and the occasional hum of a car passing outside. Spencer paused his grading, his gaze drifting down to Y/N as she slept peacefully in his arms. A fond expression softened his features as he watched her, her calmness soothing him. Slowly, he reached up and caressed her cheek with his knuckles, then resumed his work, his gaze lingering for just a moment longer.
Spencerâs eyelids drooped as he made his way through the last few papers, small yawns escaping him between each one. When he finished, he quietly set the stack on the coffee table, taking care not to disturb Y/N. With a gentle shift, he settled back into the cushions, bringing one hand to cradle her head as he adjusted their position on the couch. He carefully maneuvered so he could stretch out before pulling her closer, tucking her into his side.
It was late enough that Spencer didnât see the need to wake her; he knew if he did, sheâd be up for hours. Reaching behind him, he turned off the lamp, letting the room fall into darkness. The soft rhythm of her breathing eased him, and soon, he drifted off, her warmth grounding him. In minutes, they were both asleep, entwined in the quiet comfort of each otherâs arms.
As the week passed, Y/N found it increasingly difficult to cope with the thought of Spencer going on his date with Wren. Every time he brought it up, she quickly steered the conversation elsewhere or found an excuse to slip away, guilt gnawing at her with every evasive move. She hated herself for itâhe was genuinely excited, and she didnât want to ruin that. But every mention of the date made her stomach twist, and she couldnât bring herself to face it without feeling like she was being torn apart.
Y/N finally understood why the idea of him going on a date was so devastating to her nervous system.
Late Tuesday night, as Y/N lay awake in bed, a sudden, jarring realization hit her: she had fallen in love with Spencer. Somewhere over the past seven months, amid shared laughs, quiet moments, and unexpected tenderness, she had fallen hopelessly for the brilliant, quirky man she had sworn she'd never fall for.
And now, because she was a spineless coward who was too afraid to risk their friendship by speaking up, she found herself helping Spencer get ready for his date.
"Spencer, seriouslyâhold still! I'm almost done," Y/N grumbled, her tongue poking from the corner of her mouth as she fixed his hair.
Spencer let out an exasperated sigh but stopped shifting, almost going cross-eyed as he tried to focus on her. She was so close now that he could almost taste the minty freshness of her gum, her breath brushing his face making him more flustered than he expected. He nervously twiddled his fingers in his lap, his curiosity piqued as he waited to see how she had tamed his unruly strands.
"There you go. What do you think?" Y/N grinned proudly, stepping back to give him space as he stood from where he was sitting on the toilet lid, turning to face the bathroom mirror.
Spencer turned his head from side to side, eyes lingering on his reflection. A faint smile tugged at the corners of his lips as he examined himself. For the first time, he felt itâhe felt good. Like he could finally see what Y/N saw when she insisted he was handsome. Instead of his typical gelled, slicked-down look, she'd arranged his hair to accentuate his face, giving his features a more defined, natural appeal.
"I... Y/N, I love it. Thank you," Spencer breathed earnestly, turning to pull her into a warm hug.
Y/N smiled gently, wrapping her arms around him. The newfound confidence in his eyes was enough to ease the ache in her chest about his date. At least, she thought, he was finally seeing himself the way she always hadâworthy and deserving of feeling this good.
âOf course, Spence. Anything for you,â she murmured, the words feeling heavier than she intended. She meant it, though. She would do anything for himâeven if it meant shattering her own heart along the way.
As soon as the door clicked shut behind him, Y/N released a long, shaky breath, pressing her forehead against the cool wood for a moment before slowly making her way to Spencer's room. He had told her not to wait up, mentioning he planned on going to Wrenâs afterward. So, she curled up in his blanket, clutching his pillow to her chest, trying to let the comfort of his familiar scent quiet her restless mind.
Less than five minutes passed before the tears began to fall, each one soaking into the fabric of his pillow as a sob broke free from her chest. She felt pathetic. There she was, crumpled in his bed while he was out on a date, all because she couldnât find the courage to tell him how she feltâtoo afraid to admit the truth, convinced that he could never feel the same way about her.
The hours slipped by in a blur, her tears long gone as exhaustion weighed heavily on her. Too weary to move to her own bed, she simply tossed her pants to his floor, closed her eyes, and let sleep take over in the comfort of his sheets. She'd remake his bed in the morning before he got home, hoping he'd never know about the quiet, tearful night she'd spent there.
Spencer ran a hand through his hair, his fingers grazing his scalp as he quietly unlocked the door and stepped into the dark apartment. The date had gone fine, nothing awful⊠but there was a difference between nice and right. Wren was nice, but she wasnât the one his heart had been quietly waiting for. That person was the other half of this apartment, likely fast asleep in her room, just as heâd told her to beâand he couldnât shake the feeling she shouldâve been the one heâd been out with tonight.
Spencer hung his jacket on the coat rack and slipped off his shoes, setting them neatly by the door. He headed toward his room, eager to leave the awkwardness of the evening behind and looking forward to starting the next day with the one person who truly made his world feel right. Though Y/N wasnât his, there was a quiet comfort in knowing she was always the first face heâd see each morning. Maybe one day, he'd find the courage to tell her how he felt. But for now, he was content cherishing their friendship.
He couldn't shake the slight guilt he felt for Wren, a cringe running through him as he replayed the moment she'd tried to kiss him when he dropped her off. When she leaned in, he'd jerked back instinctively, his eyes wide in shock, leaving her face flushed with embarrassment. Heâd apologized immediately, of course, and sheâd been kind enough to accept it before hurriedly retreating into her house. Still, he couldn't help but feel the discomfort linger, knowing their interactions in class would be uncomfortable from here on out.
Spencer pushed open his door, too exhausted to bother with the light as he shrugged off his clothes, blindly stumbling toward the bed. He let out a sigh of relief as he collapsed onto the mattressâonly to freeze when something beneath him let out a loud, panicked yelp. He scrambled back in shock, crashing to the floor in a clumsy heap, cursing loudly.
"What the fuck?" Spencer gasped, reaching for his lamp from the ground as he quickly sat up.
Y/N blinked at him in startled surprise, her brow furrowed and mouth slightly agape as she took in the sight of him sprawled on the floor. Spencer felt a wave of relief wash over him, his body sagging as he realized she wasnât some weird, perverted burglar waiting for him. Still, as the shock wore off, confusion crept in. Why was she in his bed?
âAre you alright?â Y/N squeaked, instinctively reaching down to help Spencer back onto the bed. Her mind was still foggy with sleep, and her heart was racing from the jarring wake-up call.
Spencer quickly slid under the covers, suddenly self-conscious of his state of undress, his face flushing as he glanced at her. He cleared his throat and gave a small nod. "I'm good, just⊠uh, why are you in my bed?"
Y/N hesitated, her teeth gently catching her lower lip as she searched for an excuse that wouldn't sound ridiculous. But nothing came to mind. With a deep breath, she finally decided to just tell him the truth.
"I⊠I wasn't handling your date with Wren very well," Y/N confessed, her voice low. "I came in here hoping to get some peace because being near you usually makes me feel better. But instead, I just ended up crying myself to sleep in your bed. I'm really sorry," she added, her brows knitting together as she looked at him. "Waitâwhy are you here? I thought you were going to stay at Wren's."
Spencerâs expression softened as he took in her words. âI chose to come home,â he said quietly. âWrenâs nice, but tonight made me realize thereâs really only one person I want across from me, or kissing me, or⊠anything else.â He paused, a thoughtful expression crossing his face. âBut what do you mean you werenât handling my date well? Why did you cry yourself to sleep, sweetheart?â
Y/Nâs heart clenched at his words, a wave of worry washing over her as her fatigue made it harder to hold back what she was feeling. Who could he possibly be talking about? She took a deep breath, trying to steady herself before she finally spoke.
âIâve been trying to figure this out for a while,â she began, her voice soft but steady. âAnd, Spence⊠I think Iâm in love with you. Iâve probably been in love with you for a long time, but I was too afraid to admit it to myself. Every time I thought about you with her, I felt so⊠sick. So jealous. Because I wanted to be the one you were with. I wanted to be the one you fell in love with.â
The words hung in the air between them, raw and unguarded. It was out in the open now. There was nothing left to hide.
To her surprise, Spencer let out a soft chuckle. Before she had a chance to take offense, he reached for her hands, holding them gently as he spoke.
"Y/N⊠you're already the one I've fallen in love with," Spencer confessed, his voice steady as his eyes held hers. "You're the reason I came back. As I sat across from her, it hit meâthereâs no one else in this world that Iâd rather be with than you."
Y/N blinked hard, ensuring that she wasnât asleep and that this wasnât a dream. It wasnât. He was still there when she opened her eyes, sitting cross legged and vulnerable (and enticingly bare under the covers) before her as he waited for her to respond. He tilted his head at that, laughing softly as his face scrunched in confusion.
âWhat are you doing, silly girl? I confess my love to you and your response is to blink at me like an owl?â Spencer teased, his nose twitching as he grinned.
Y/N huffed out a laugh of her own, gently squeezing his hands as she shook her head. âIâm sorry! I justâ I wanted to make sure this was real,â she murmured, her eyes falling to their hands in her lap.
âWould⊠would a kiss help to solidify that itâs real?â Spencer offered, a shy smile on his face.
Y/Nâs eyes widened at that, baffled but pleased with his newfound confidence. Maybe she should do his hair more often. Without a word, she nodded eagerly, leaning forward to gently capture his lips with her own.
The press of his lips against hers sent her spinning, as though reality itself was slipping away and all that remained was the grounding warmth of his hands cradling her face. Spencerâs kiss was all-encompassingâlike she was the very breath he needed to live. She craved more, desperate to fan the flames between them until the heat ignited, consuming them both from within.
Spencerâs lips never left hers as he gently tilted his head, deepening the kiss with a slow, deliberate movement. He carefully lowered her to the bed, his hands supporting her as he pulled back just enough to rest his forehead against hers. "Feel real enough for you, yet?" he whispered, his breath warm against her skin, the faintest brush of his lips lingering as if he couldnât bear to pull away for even a second.
Y/N rolled her eyes at his teasing, lacing her fingers into his hair to tug gently in retaliation. The whine he let out sent a sharp pang of desire up her spine, and she tugged harder just to hear it again.
âMm, not yet. I think youâll have to do it again to really convince me.â
The words barely filled the space between them before his lips were back on hers. She let out a soft exhale as his hips settled against hers, unable to help the giggles that slipped free when she felt his hard cock pressing against her through his boxers. She wasnât laughing at him, not at all. She was just lost in pure, blissful joy, reveling in the realization that he was finally hers.
âStop giggling and kiss me back,â Spencer muttered, his voice laced with playful frustration, but her laughter was contagious, and soon he was laughing too. Their lips remained pressed together, but it was more of a chaotic, shared moment than an actual kiss. As they pulled away, both of them breathless, the last of his nerves melted away, and they simply stared at each other, the connection now clearer than ever.
Spencer had imagined plenty of times what it would look like to have her splayed underneath him in his bed (thoughts that were shamefully fueled by her soft sounds of pleasure through their shared wall whenever she thought he was asleep). Nothing his imagination had dreamed up could ever compare to the sight before him. She looked utterly captivating, her cheeks flushed, lips slightly swollen from their kisses, eyes looking up at him with that familiar warmth. He always thought she was beautiful, without a doubt. But in this moment? She was a living, breathing work of art. A stunning, half-dressed masterpiece who was wrapping her legs around his waist with a shit-eating grin andâ
âOhâ!â
Spencer squeaked as Y/N arched her hips into his again, grinding against him in a way that provided delicious friction against his aching cock. Spencer had never been more turned on than he was in this moment, the need thrumming through his veins driving him to rock gently against her in return.
Y/Nâs grin faltered as her breath hitched, her brows pinching together as he began to thrust shakily against her through their underwear. Her mouth dropped open into a silent gasp as the head of his arousal brushed against her clit through the thin fabric, a helpless whine leaving her lips shortly after as he repeated the movement.
They were both too tired and too in love to rush their first time together (and Spencerâs first time in general), so they settled for this: the steady push and pull of their hips grinding together as their lips began to devour each otherâs once more. The room quickly filled with their muffled noises of pleasure; soft moans and whimpers between passionate kisses and the rustling of his covers as they moved against each other creating an explicit symphony.
Spencerâs movements became more fervent as Y/N licked into his mouth, her nails dragging across his shoulder blades encouraging him to keep going. His body trembled as he felt her arousal dampening the front of his boxers, a guttural moan wrenching its way from his throat. She was soaked. All because of him.
Y/Nâs head tipped back against his pillows, her eyes squeezed shut as she felt the pleasure coiling tightly in her lower stomach. His lips immediately moved to the crook of her neck, nipping and sucking gently at the skin there between whimpers of her name. It felt erotic, the both of them so turned on despite their exhaustion that they couldnât help their movements, desperate to experience the other falling apart.
Sheâd make it up to him later, when she could actually take her time with him and make his first time something special, something memorable. But for now, she was perfectly content with this.
âSpence Iâmââ Y/N gasped, tangling her fingers into his hair as she began to writhe underneath him. âIâm about toââ
Her orgasm washed over her like a cold bucket of water, yanking the air from her lungs and making her body tense up as she cried out his name and clung to him. Spencer groaned alongside her, pulling his head from the crook of her neck so that he could watch her in awe. The sight alone almost had him cumming, his movements growing frantic as he chased his pleasure.
Her soft whines urged him closer and closer to the finish line as he rutted against her, and all he could manage was a soft shout of her name before his climax took hold of him, his cock throbbing against her as he spilled into his boxers. He collapsed against her, thrusting weakly with small whimpers to ride out both of their highs before his hips finally stilled.
Their chests heaved as they laid together, catching their breath. Y/Nâs hands raked through Spencerâs hair, fighting to stay awake long enough so that they could clean up. When Spencer could finally move, he lifted up onto his forearms, pressing small, gentle kisses to her lips with murmured thank youâs before he climbed out of his bed to grab a towel from the bathroom. Once they were cleaned and stripped out of their cum-soaked clothes (to which Y/N and Spencer both giggled excessively about as they wriggled out of them), Spencer reached over to turn off his lamp.
Drained but happy, they collapsed into each otherâs embrace, winding together in Spencerâs bed and surrendering to the pull of sleep. Just before sleep claimed him, Spencer pressed a gentle, lingering kiss to Y/Nâs forehead, whispering, "I love you, my sweet girl."
A soft smile tugged at his lips when he heard her whisper back, "I love you too, my sweet boy."
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