#R00D

[historias-multorum]

"EXCUSE YOU! I ain't no delinquent!"

[astrxlfinale]

@the-lytenye-realms replied to your post “Stareeeeeeeee. That's right! He's arrived and...”:

Stelle is going to push the trashcan over so he might fall out of it so they can climb into it.

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Caelus did not like that.

Knocked clear from his realm? All so their little raccoon antics could lead to their own exploration!? The idea of being possessive about it initially strikes his mind.

Petty as he was, tempting as it was, he inevitably ignores it. "Alright! You wanted to check out a ride so damn bad? Here. Lemme--" He'd note, those gloved hands abruptly pushing upon the can's cool steel in order to give it a lurch of momentum. Said momentum would kick into higher motion as inclined street would lead to a speeding descent.

"HELP YA OUT! TELL ME HOW IT IS LATER!"

[bluemoonperegrine]

WBN memes: unsolicited advice edition

[the-smallest-star]

//my workplace nominated me for 'most unlucky' and gave me a little Oscar trophy, certificate and a cookie

Least I got a cookie

[leedee013]

JOHN ?

myeh I'm sick this is bullying booooo

but also yeah you know what French deserves to be butchered every now and then

[electric-ecclectic]

@abyssmalice replied to your post:

! >:) runs away with her new hat. signe will never get the hat back now.

This is not what she meant! Signe runs after her for a bit, but stands back once she realizes that there are easier ways to catch up to Tonia. She seems to pop out of existence for a moment with a small flash of light, before apparating right in front of her.

"Okay, what will it take for me to get my hat back?" she asked, putting her hands squarely on her hips. "Do I have to write a formal letter to the Fatui or something?"

[kyugens]

karin out there saying kiba stinks and you know what? rude. he smells like a cute puppy

[theunknownmasks]

‘are you going to let me in? or are you going to make me stand outside while you make stupid jokes all night?’ - for Kurama

the bird eater - ania ahlborn sentence starters

Shuichi lifted a brow that short man he considered to be his best friend being short with the red head. It made him curious who shit in his cheerios this morning. The young man moved to open the door more, thankful his family was away at the moment. Staying home because he 'wasn't feeling well' when really he wanted a moment to himself.

"Come on before I change my mind for you being rude. I'm making miso so get your tail in here or I'm closing the door in your face." He gave him one warning and one only.

[lusttoke]

//this dude has so much to hold against me.. i want divorce.

[melodicbreeze]

@orecrowned replied to your post:

bites his hand

"OW!! Hey!! Don't act like a child, biting to get your way!"

[baiika]

It's Sinday and no one has volunteered to bend me over and plow me???

[sylkshe-a]

wow @liightbringr & @krakuholt are really out here tryna kill me huh.

[sometimesraven]

personally offended that nobody has gifted me the shiny checkmarks yet

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS, SKY

@chaotic-on-main

OG post here

[the-smallest-star]

with how you look clem, its not surprising you attract the worst kind of men.

"What's that meant to mean?"

[valorxdrive]

STUFFS THE BOQUET IN HIS FAT DISRESPECTFUL MOUTH

%#$@%$@^*)@$(^*$

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Huh, so that's how a wedding bouquet tastes. Honestly, it's a lot more scenty compared to anything else. Here he was, stuck before a bride who was radiating disapproval at him with all of her Headless glory.

Speaking of! As the petals drift as the bundle of flowers fall from his face, not a beat is missed as he acts quick! Those mischievous hands have already plucked that magically unattached head from it's owner, cradling that blueberry bundle close to his chest. It would be Sora who knows how to acclimate to a bizarre situation in such little time.

What better way to get that grouch away than keeping her close to this particular fountain of light?

It wouldn't stop that utterly amused grin from appearing upon his lips at the same time. "Afraid I hadn't mastered the art of catching things with my face yet, so, toooo bad for me! What has ya so grouchy while ya have such a stylin' Halloween costume?"

"You look nice!"

@piousolus