#Pyrrha nikos x jaune arc

[smh0217]

Jaune, about his proposal to Pyrrha: She said Yes!

Ruby: What was the question?

Ren: Will you marry me?

Ruby: ??? No???

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: *on page 1004 on Pornhub*

Jaune: None of them look like her. They just ain’t her bro.

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Death had me once, he can have me again once I know our child is safe."

[artsubject13]

So you know that reunion scene right

[novankenn]

Pyrrha: Shout out to the man that made me realize I was bi....

Ruby and Weiss each being held under the crook of her arms...

Pyrrha: AND into polyamory! 💕💕

Ruby: Eh?

Weiss: Huh?

Vanishes into JNPR's dorm room with them...

Pyrrha: 💕💕 Jaune honey! I found our WAIFUs!!! 💕💕

[passionfruitbowls]

so… there’s a recurring theme in my headcanons…

[superiorsturgeon]

Grilled Cheese

Nora: 😡

Ren: 😰

Jaune: 😥

Pyrrha: …I don’t think-

Nora: NO. 😡

Pyrrha: You shouldn’t blame Jaune-

Nora: I. BLAME. JAUNE. 🤬

Ren: I am SO sorry- 😣

Nora: I’ll deal with YOU later! 🤬

Pyrrha: Nora, please…! 😩

Nora: Don’t you give me that! Your boyfriend is the cause of this! Your boyfriend seduced MY boyfriend! 😡

Jaune: I’m sorry! I didn’t realize that a pizza grilled cheese would cause so much trouble! 😫

Nora: SHUT IT, HOMEWRECKER!!!

Nora: Ren took one bite of your devil sandwich and immediately made a sound that it took me MONTHS to get out of him in our bedroom! 🤬

Ren: Would it help if I said I saved half of it for you…? *tentatively holds up pizza-flavored grilled cheese sandwich complete with sautéed pepperoni*

Nora: *outraged gasp* WOULD IT HELP IF-

Nora: *snatches sandwich* Fine!! Just to show you that this sandwich is a symbol of BETRAYAL!!

Nora: *bites into sandwich*

Nora: 😶

Jaune: …I-I put some homemade tomato sauce between the slices of mozzarella-

Nora: This is the best sandwich I’ve ever tasted… 🤤

Pyrrha: See? I told you! 😊

Ren: Does this mean that you like the sandwich and we’re all forgiven…?

Nora: *practically deep-throating the grilled cheese* Are you kidding?! I want this sandwich to impregnate me! 😋

Ren: *turns to Jaune* I need that recipe right now. 😠

[arc-misadventures]

The Wooden Maiden

Pyrrha Nikos, a Wood Nymph

Jaune: …

Ren: No, Jaune.

Jaune: …

Ren: Jaune, not again…

Jaune: …

Ren: Please…

Jaune: ..

Ren: Please, Jaune…

Jaune: …

Ren: Jaune, Please!

Jaune: …

Ren: Please, Jaune for the love of, Gods don't say it!

Jaune: Haaaa…!

Ren: Jaune, please don't say it?!

Jaune: Smash.

Ren: GODS FUCKING DAMMIT?!!!

[moistmailman]

Pyrrha: I’m going to fight the next person who insults Jaune.

Jaune: I suck, I swear.

Pyrrha:………*drops a sword on the ground with a loud metallic clang*

Jaune: Uh…..P-Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Pick it up.

[brokentrafficknight]

[juanarc-thethird]

It's just an expression!

Jaune: *Playing video games*

*Dies*

Jaune: Fuck you dude! Eat my ass!

*BAM!* The door to his room slams open!

Jaune: Huh?!

He turns and sees Pyrrha enter through said door.

Pyrrha: *Horny, walks towards him*

Jaune: Wait! It was just an expression! IT WAS JUST AN EXPRESSION!

Pyrrha: *She walks away in disappointment*

The Next Day

Jaune: *Playing video games again* Like I give a shit…

*Dies*

Jaune: Bitch, blow me!

*BAM!* Again, the door to his room slams open!

Jaune: What the?!

He turns and sees Bleiss enter through said door.

Bleiss: *Horny, walks towards him while applying red lipstick on her lips*

Jaune: WOW! It was just an expression! I swear!

Bleiss: *Walks away very upset*

The Next Day

Jaune: *Playing video games... again* Come on! Come on!!!

*Dies*

Jaune: OH FUCK ME!!!

Out of nowhere Bleiss appears covering his mouth with a piece of cloth and Pyrrha with a rope.

Jaune: *Confuse* Hmm!!!!

Bleiss: Tie him up before he goes back on his words!

Pyrrha: I'm sorry *Ties him up*

Bleiss: Just don't tie around the crotch, we're going to need access~💕

Jaune: *Panic* HMMM!!!!

And then they had steamy consensual sex

[smh0217]

Jaune: Pyrrha’s ghost is in my head and she keeps calling me stud muffin.

Weiss: Please leave me alone.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: Can you help me with my costume?

Ruby: What are you dressing up as?

Jaune: *covers self in gasoline"

Jaune: Pyrrha.

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Until Team RWBY arrive - and who knows how long that'll be - all we have is each other."

Helmet BONK sound.

[leorobotsworld]

NNN Arkos

*at jnpr's dorm room*

Jaune: *reading in bed*

*Pyrrha enters the room*

Pyrrha: *sweating* That was a good workout

Jaune: *hiding his face in his comic* ...

Pyrrha: I need to take a shower, I'm all slippery

Jaune: ...I see

Pyrrha: I could use some help to wash my back

Jaune: I'm sure you can handle that just fine

Pyrrha: ...what do i need to say to make you come in the shower with me?

Jaune: *gets up and leaves* Pyrrha, you can try anything, but you will not succeed this month

Pyrrha: ...dang it

[vazelisk]

Jaune: P-Pyrrha… Honey… Pyrrha: I'm sorry, Jaune, but I think we're going to have to kill her.