#Pyrrha nikos x jaune arc

[smh0217]

Jaune, about his proposal to Pyrrha: She said Yes!

Ruby: What was the question?

Ren: Will you marry me?

Ruby: ??? No???

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: *on page 1004 on Pornhub*

Jaune: None of them look like her. They just ain’t her bro.

[neo-kid-funk]

Pyrrha Nikos

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Until Team RWBY arrive - and who knows how long that'll be - all we have is each other."

Helmet BONK sound.

[passionfruitbowls]

so… there’s a recurring theme in my headcanons…

[moistmailman]

Pyrrha: I’m going to fight the next person who insults Jaune.

Jaune: I suck, I swear.

Pyrrha:………*drops a sword on the ground with a loud metallic clang*

Jaune: Uh…..P-Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Pick it up.

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *kicks hideout door down* Jaune!

Jaune: *tied to a chair* Pyrrha!! Thank goodness you’re here! How did you find me?!

Pyrrha: I just traced the microchip tracker on my phone! 😊

Jaune: …wait…microchip…?

Pyrrha: …whoops… 🫢

Jaune: Did you Ron-Stoppable me?!

Pyrrha: …I mean…

Some time ago…

Pyrrha: *carefully pressing something into a block of cheddar* Would you like a piece of cheese, Jaune? 🧀

Jaune: Sure! Thanks, Pyrrha! *pops cheese block into his mouth* 😋

Pyrrha: 😇

Back in the present…

Jaune: OH COME ON!!! I didn’t mind being Ron to your Kim Possible but now it’s like I’m your dog!! 😫

Jaune: Next you’re going to tell me you have a collar with my name on it ….😓

Pyrrha:

Jaune: …oh gods, you actually have a collar with my name on it, don’t you?

Pyrrha: 😣

[arc-misadventures]

Gun Girls

Jaune: There are Gun Girls, and there are Gun Girls.

Jaune: There are many differences between the two, but they both contain one thing in common.

Jaune: I want to fuck the Gun Girls.

~~~

Blake: I'm a gun girl! That mean's he wants to fuck me!

Yang: I have two guns, he wants to fuck me more than you!

Emerald: Well I have two guns, but mine are bigger than yours so, ha!

Pyrrha: Step aside girls, I have a rifle, he'll want to fuck a real woman~!

Ruby: I have a sniper rifle! That's a bigger reason to fuck me!

May: He'll want me because I have a sniper rifle, and more womanly assets than you~!

: Ladies~!

The group turn to see, Coco posing seductively in her underwear with her minigun.

Coco: Get on my level~!

RBYPME: ...

Ruby: FUCK!

[brokentrafficknight]

[juanarc-thethird]

It's just an expression!

Jaune: *Playing video games*

*Dies*

Jaune: Fuck you dude! Eat my ass!

*BAM!* The door to his room slams open!

Jaune: Huh?!

He turns and sees Pyrrha enter through said door.

Pyrrha: *Horny, walks towards him*

Jaune: Wait! It was just an expression! IT WAS JUST AN EXPRESSION!

Pyrrha: *She walks away in disappointment*

The Next Day

Jaune: *Playing video games again* Like I give a shit…

*Dies*

Jaune: Bitch, blow me!

*BAM!* Again, the door to his room slams open!

Jaune: What the?!

He turns and sees Bleiss enter through said door.

Bleiss: *Horny, walks towards him while applying red lipstick on her lips*

Jaune: WOW! It was just an expression! I swear!

Bleiss: *Walks away very upset*

The Next Day

Jaune: *Playing video games... again* Come on! Come on!!!

*Dies*

Jaune: OH FUCK ME!!!

Out of nowhere Bleiss appears covering his mouth with a piece of cloth and Pyrrha with a rope.

Jaune: *Confuse* Hmm!!!!

Bleiss: Tie him up before he goes back on his words!

Pyrrha: I'm sorry *Ties him up*

Bleiss: Just don't tie around the crotch, we're going to need access~💕

Jaune: *Panic* HMMM!!!!

And then they had steamy consensual sex

[vazelisk]

Jaune: P-Pyrrha… Honey… Pyrrha: I'm sorry, Jaune, but I think we're going to have to kill her.

[smh0217]

Jaune: Pyrrha’s ghost is in my head and she keeps calling me stud muffin.

Weiss: Please leave me alone.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: Can you help me with my costume?

Ruby: What are you dressing up as?

Jaune: *covers self in gasoline"

Jaune: Pyrrha.

[craziechwiv]

(Since it's almost Halloween, let's see what Jaune n Pyrrha are going as)

Jaune, putting on yellow gloves n red overalls: Pyrrha, you almost done in there?!

Pyrrha: Just a second!

Jaune: You said that an hour ago, Yang's costume party will start any second now in the cafeteria!

Pyrrha: I know, I'm sorry! Just gotta get the hair riiiight...

Jaune: I knew we should've asked Coco for help...

Pyrrha: Okay, okay! I'm here!

Jaune: Oh, thank gods! Lemme seeee oh my gods...

Pyrrha:

Is it bad?

Jaune: ...well at least we've got something in common to our costumes.

Pyrrha: What's that?

Jaune: We're gonna breed like rabbits~.

Pyrrha: O-Oh~!

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Wait, so who's the girl who led us to you?"

And with an awkward cough and a laugh, both The Rusted Knight and The Tarnished Spartan gestured to her...

"Ahem, well... Team RWBY... Please meet Cassie!

...Our daughter."

"Hey again!" She waved back.

And the stunned silence was deafening.

So everyone, please meet the Afteran daughter of Jaune and Pyrrha in the Ever After! Cassi Nikos-Arc!

[willsonlmt]

Good girl 1

Jaune walks up behind pyrrha who's currently bending over playing with zwei

Jaune: Hey, pyrrha?

Pyrrha turns around, smiling at jaune as her ponytail tail whips around.

Pyrrha: Yes, Jaune?

Jaune steels himself, reaches up to Pyrrhas' head, then gives her head pats, and says in a confident voice he can muster

Jaune : Good girl.

Pyrrha turns really red and grabs jaune by the arm. She begins to walk while pulling him along.

Jaune: Pyr, I'm sorry. It was a dare from yang, please. I'm sorry, don't hurt me.

Pyrrha: Hurt you. Oh no, Jaune, i intend to get more of that praise in private.

Yang is looking on from afar.

Yang : Hmm, I guess I should text Ren and Nora to steer clear of their room.